Is it the worst accent in a movie ever?
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Is it the worst accent in a movie ever?
Is it the worst accent in a movie ever?
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Goddamn. Yes. I cannot stand John Malkovitch and this is the worst offense of all. But some accent coach on youtube said it was good (except for some minor offense). He still doesn't sound like a real person.
Hes literally so shit that he loops back to being kino, like John Leg-wiz-amo
one of the most overrated actors of all time.
i played csgo with him once
This is cope becauae you will never see his movie that will release in 100 years
I once made a thread shitting on this accent and had a bunch of morons saying it was good acting.
Where does this meme come from that John Malkovich is a good actor? He's absolute dogshit in everything I've seen him in.
No.
Fact is he was the greatest Lenny of all time.
I mean that means he played a brutal puppy-strangling moron faultlessly, but it stands.
Have you seen In the Line of Fire?
It's like those YouTube videos pronouncing words but every word.
*yackyureet yackcyent
no doubt
Name one (1) good poker movie. Protip: you can't.
Good as in realistic or entertaining? For me the Poker scenes in Casino Royale are some of the best
Realistic and entertaining. Casino Royale was entertaining, but the poker scene is silly because Bond wins by pure luck. Also he tips the dealer with a poker plaque despite it being a tournament and not a cash game.
Realistic from a gameplay perspective, but not well-acted and thus not entertaining.
>he tips the dealer with a poker plaque despite it being a tournament and not a cash game.
It's been a really long time, but I think specifically the format of the game is a freeze out? Meaning 1 chip represents 1 dollar (or euro whatever they were playing with) but you can't rebuy and the game plays down to one winner.
Rounders
The man with the golden arm
I liked the poker game in Lock Stock
that was 3 card brag
forgot how scary that guy was
Mavrick
Rounders is fine, there's only a handful of movies about poker anyway.
Cincinnati Kid
Casino
must you forget?
>scottish actor to play and hispano egyptian
>french actor to play scotish
what a fricking mess of a movie, way to ruin the amazing music, scenery and worldbuilding.
The point is that these dudes were immortal and eventually absorbed many cultures. He carried a frickin sick ass kitana yo I steal hear the queen songs I love that movie.
I tip my hat to you on your movie tastes, I do.
I still love Connery and his character in Highlander. I just don't get why they didn't just say he was a scotsman who'd been abroad.
Cheadle did a English accent in one of the Oceans movies which was embarrassing.
Was it established that he was actually a mentally ill man who was under the delusion that he was a Russian gangster? If that's the case the accent might make sense.
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watch kill the irishman if you want to hear bad american accents. Ray stevenson slips a bit every few sentences, but his screw ups are completely overshadowed by vinnie jones. Who does the worst american accent i have ever heard. His character supposedly grew up in cleveland, yet speaks some sort of wienerney-irish abomination.
>wienerney-irish abomination
I think it's the only other accent he can do.
nah it's not as bad as kevin costner in robin hood or keanu reeves in dracula
Possibly worse than OP
Literally any Irish accent done by a non-Irish actor that isn't Pete Postlewaite or Daniel Day Lewis.
He's NOT supposed to be a slav. He's supposed to be a israelite con-man pretending to be a slav. Pay attention next time, speedwatcher.
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Kevin Costners southern accent as Jim Garrison in jfk was kinda bad, kino movie though. Great cast.
Olsen's weak and vague eastern European accent for Wanda she forgets to use half the time - and sometimes mid-sentence - is worse.
Costner's Robin Hood is the worst.
Tom Cruise in Far and Away was awful, way worse than this.
Keanu in Dracula was obnoxiously bad. Winona's was just slightly better.
I don't mind Malkovitch that much in Rounders, it's a comical accent for a comical bad guy in a movie of comically exaggerated characters, like Famke's really bad NYC accent, or that Norton and Damon are supposed to be NYC born and raised, and Damon just uses the traces of his Boston accent, and Norton sounds like he was raised in Los Angeles. Or Knish and the judges "oy vey" stereotypical NYC accents.
It's a not very deep movie about gambling, not high art.
her videos critiquing movie accents legit gave me a boner
>Hello. My name is Amy Walker
These videos are pretty great. The early ones he’s harsher on the actors and also shows how great Philip Seymour Hoffman is
>Tom Cruise doing a Belfast accent
There's no way in FRICK that's meant to a Belfast accent. And if it genuinely is, then the accent expert knows nothing about the accent because he thinks literally any of those sounds Tom Cruise makes would be heard anywhere north of Cavan.
I don’t get what you mean. The expert was saying it was dogshit and all over the place. He would do this if the character from the movie is from Belfast
Can anyone pinpoint when Gary Oldman forgot how to do an American accent? He could even do regional stuff when he was young, but now it's just like he's yelling through his nose.
Which film? Because he literally lived in America so long he needed to retrain his English accent.
>Gene Hackman, A Bridge Too Far
A very poor attempt at Polish
>Kevin Costner, Robinhood: Prince Of Thieves
Julia Roberts in Michael collins hands down. Cameron Diaz in gangs of New York is a close second…
Kek. You can tell he is gassing her out with his vodka breath, but she is still aroused because she knows he is packing an Evian bottle and is going to pound her rough Irish style with it in her trailer after the take.
Keanu Reeves, Bram Stoker's Dracula
>no way, Dracula dude!
This.
I like Francis Ford Coppola, I like Bram Stoker's Dracula, I even like Keanu Reeves but holy shit, he's like a comedy routine in that film. Still a great movie though, love those old fashioned surrealist special effects.
PAIY DAHT MAIN HIZ MAHNEE
And there it is.
Frick everyone. I love his accent because it was so unique and quotable. The fact we are all talking about it still alone makes it good.
Hhhhankink rount, hhhhankink rount... Kyed's gowt allygyator blud.
Brad Pitt in inglourious basterds is one of the worst and no one talks about it.
He's shit in everything. How to sift shit from shit?
eh it's an intentional exaggeration for comedic purposes
i mean it's not funny or a good flick but that's beside the point
That’s like saying the accents in Fargo are bad
1. Russians really do talk like that speaking American English.
2. John Malkovich is, himself, meta. He can do a bad accent, and you must accept it because he is John Malkovich.
I loved Malcovich in that israeliteel thief movie
Don Cheadle in the Ocean trilogy, and it's even worse because there was no reason to do it. At least Keanu in Dracula had to do it because Harker is a bong
the stereotype of americans think england is just london, manchester and john lennon's house is true though
Actors rarely get slavic accents right. Vigo Mortensen in Eastern Promises comes to mind as a rare exception
Anyone remember Nic Cage in Peggy Sue Got Married?
Jack Nicholson in The Departed
and I love that movie
>when I tell you to dump a body in the mahsh, you dump him in the mahsh. Not where some guy from John Hanwiener goes every Thursdee TO GET A FRICKIN BLOWJOB!
>DON'T LAUGH! THIS AIN'T REALITY TV!