Is James a lolcow?

Is James a lolcow?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t he in moron classes because he literally had an iq of like 85?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they have special classes in America for the few who aren't moronic enough to be taught with the others.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you put everything together, it's impressive that a moron was able to produce better content than the majority of youtube commentary channels despite having similar or more limited resources. He's sort of the Andy Warhol of youtube.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he didn't do shit... Mike is the true avgn. everyone knows that. james got lucky and that's it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more of a daniel johnston

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mike carried him.

        And how would you know that

        He flat out admitted it in his book.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And how would you know that

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's not a bad person and doesn't deserve the title. just your typical american autist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only bad people become lolcows
      This is just cope that reddit trolls come up with so they don't feel bad

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's average and uncontroversial. In order to be a lolcow you have to really stand apart, like Chris Chan, Niko Avocado, Connor Murphy or Null himself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was unaware of Connor Murphy, very entertaining.
      Grd on null himself?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a little moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kids do be like that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adults mad at the system
      >lil moron takes it personally

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >figured, "Well, if James was really young, like 5 years old, I guess I could understand him being upset at that comment."
      >James was 16

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do people actually remember stuff from their school days? If I was told to write a book about school days I doubt I could remember anything of interest that I could recall it play by play with quotes. It would just be a bunch of vague shit about "We went on a school trip one of the years", "that teacher sucked and couldn't control the class", "I liked that one girl"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember FAR from from my schooldays and teens than from my 20s.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That feel when I can't even remember if something was a dream or if it actually happened.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That feel when I can't even remember if something was a dream or if it actually happened.

        it's said that you eventually forget the memories of you as a kid, and you end up only remembering "remembering that memory"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not that kid anymore man. That kids dead man. How sad is that man.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          love that memory

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah being in Rome and drinking cheap lambrusco on a hill.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fluctatute between wondering if i was raped as child, and therefore made a subconscious effort to block my childhood from memeory, OR my childhood really was that mundane and unimportant that no real day-to-day memories spring to mind. I remember big events of course but I couldn't really tell ya what happened in-between

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I remember big events of course but I couldn't really tell ya what happened in-between
          you remember big events but think being molested wouldn't be a big enough event to stick?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I fluctatute between wondering if i was raped as child, and therefore made a subconscious effort to block my childhood from memeory
          I'm the one person on Cinemaphile who actually goes to therapy and apparently this doesn't happen.
          You (and I) just had very mundane early childhoods

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What I heard about repressed memories is that some turn them into "dreams", some block the "image" during, and what they remember is a lot like an alien encounter, probes and all.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your therapist just doesn't want you to ask him too many questions

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It does happen. The theater around memory repression during the satanic panic has nothing to do with anything.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was abused as a kid (not sexually) and eleven years of my home life are missing, but I remember bits from school, like the hot teachers and the girl I was into and her rejecting me because my family was poor, despite us being paired as walrus' together in the Noah's Ark play. And the ducklings we hatched in nursery school and how innocent they were. I also my one Indian friend that everyone made fun of because he used the urinial with his pants down and bare ass out.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I also my one Indian friend that everyone made fun of because he used the urinial with his pants down and bare ass out.
            He did the needful.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly. It was an all Christian school, so frick knows what he was doing there. Funny kid, though. He wanted to meet up as an adult. I declined.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my one Indian friend that everyone made fun of because he used the urinial with his pants down and bare ass out

            Feels good man.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Glad I’m not the only one.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He'd been keep notes since his teens. Remember he was in a lot of different counseling for his various issues. He probably picked up the habit from that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't remember it then the person that you were is essentially dead and you're an imposter who replaced them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        opposite for me. days just blend together now. sometimes i feel like i already lived my life and im just in limbo at this point

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You aren't in limbo Anon. You're in Hell, we all are.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually do remember some stuff i did back in high school and lower. Im suprised the amount of alcohol hasnt completely killed some of the memories i had from back in the day. Like the time i wrote a love note to my crush back in eighth grade. Or the time i would stare at girls boobs while they would talk to me and get pissed lmao.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. You don't because you're boring and have no stories to tell.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only remember the laughter and humiliation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to get this book to put next to my Ulillillia book.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ulillillia
        Now that's a name I haven't heard for a while, still a useless sperg I see, wonder how that shitty game worked out.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a damn shame. He was so close to making it, even got a normal job working at Walmart, then covid fricked him over.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine ever having given this subhuman even a second of your attention.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He made funny videos.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mike made funny videos, James was just the actor.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why can't Mike make funny videos now?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Mike made funny videos
            His Minecraft with Gadget video was autistic and not in a funny way. James and Mike only work when they're paired together.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mike always struck me as more autistic than James despite probably not being that. Americans in general are weird.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did so many years go by without people knowing that he's basically moronic?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because this is a very mild form of it. Not enough to really impact your life in a meaningful way. If anything, it proves you can find success in an area without necessarily being smart.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's hard to tell with the American ones.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Donald Trump did it on a scale that tricked other morons into believing his israelite bullshit and making him President and those dupes are still supporting him. Then Biden did it to the other side. My point is, in general, people are fricking stupid.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          white people are to blame

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Israel
            >white

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >made up of British israelites
              >founded with the express consent of the British crown
              >NOOO I'M A NAZI AND I SAY israeliteS FROM EUROPE ARE NOT WHITE!!!
              One day you will be clubbed to death

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >AND I SAY
                I don't say it, THEY say it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One day all israelites will get what they've had coming for 80 years.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                one day your disgusting race will be extinquished

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it's moronic. But think about how much it makes them kvetch.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wtf I don't hate Israel now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Sage

            This.
            Imagine taking the side of the browns just because you hate israelites so much. They're on our side, whether we like them or not. We're better off getting along with them then teaming up with the people who will just turn around and kill us at the earliest opportunity.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nice post rabbi

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We only have a Black person/sand Black person problem now because of israelites, as far as I’m concerned they’re as insidious and parasitic as each other

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >OP: Making fun of James Rolfe for being a stupid boomer with a dumb tattoo
                >173 replies later: Black folk AND SAND Black folk SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED AND THE israeliteS ARE THE ONES LETTING THEM INTO AMERICA TO RUIN OUR BEAUTIFUL WHITE NATION

                why is Cinemaphile like this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look, if James got kicked out of 109 moron schools, you wouldn’t be blaming the schools

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                blame /misc/ Black folk for ruining Cinemaphile

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the lie?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sewage runoff from /misc/
                Go look in those Russia/ukraine general threads if you want to see some truly unwell people

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            god what would I give to be such a midwit moron and live a happy life

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mike controlled him
        he also controlled all the social media cinemassacre accounts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He got tard wrangled by his friends Mike and Kyle in semi-social situations, and when he's talking about shit he's really into he comes off as normal, like most high-functioning autists do.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was wrangled expertly. Mike, Kyle and April all did a fantastic job. When other people brought James up over the years they all say the same thing they assume he's just a shy guy who's not comfortable with being a celebrity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Directed by David Lynch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so weird since it wasnt just special ed class, but special ed school
      he might have a little bit of the 'tism or add, other than that he seems pretty normal outside of being shy
      must have been his parents putting him there, i cant see someone like him in the time he grew up getting put there just for being a weird kid

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The funny part is nowadays with how messed up mentally zoomers are, he would seem pretty normal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wasnt that he was weird, it was the fact that he is a fricking moron, go read about how he stores the data for the youtube episodes or setting up lights.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no owo quirk chungus language anon
        he was and is a literal moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That book should come with a content warning if you're low IQ and low empathy it could be very dangerous to your health.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fricking howling. Someday I'll read the whole book, i just don't really wanna give money to James.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We're the bottom of the totem pole. The balls on the dick.
      The fact that James' big trauma event was some guy talking like the AVGN is peak windrammer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"The balls on the dick."

        ironically this "trauma" might have been the single most influential moment for his entire career

        James Rolfe was cursed by the driver into creating infinite AVGN episodes instead of getting a job

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"The balls on the dick."

      ironically this "trauma" might have been the single most influential moment for his entire career

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how hasnt this been posted?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, saved me posting it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the autism stories were true

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In retrospect, I believe these stories 100%. At the time I did not.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he actually comes across as more normal in those stories than he does in his own autobiography.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was in his 30s when those stories were posted here. What he describes in his books is child/teenage autism. The stories described are 30something autism. It fully checks out. I've known autists who acted just like that and when they were younger they had tard rages. You don't tard rage in your 30s, you just do/say socially inappropriate things.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact the dude's a sperg and still managed as much success as he did honestly makes me respect him more if anything. Like yeah I'll make fun of him too, and I think AVGN has been shit probably for close to a decade (if not more), but I'll still respect the fact that he's not one of those dipshits that sat around feeling sorry for himself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        8 years later and with all the information we have now, I 100% believe that anon was telling the truth. What he's saying maps perfectly onto the stuff in James's book and what has come out from working with Slobwave.

        So that means April really is frickin evil isn't she? She has an autistic man completely wrapped around her little finger and basically tard-wrangles him into doing everything including having sex.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kicks a window not expecting it to shatter...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >driver says something vaguely off color
      >autism kicks in
      >"Hes talking about me!"
      >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      had a friend who was way more social than me and fricked girls way out of his tier, he is now a foreman or something. Anyway, he was in special ed classes and had to argue to get out of them. Dunno what the sytem was back then but feels like a lot of "dumb" kids just got lumped there lol

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I respect somebody who saw something on a flash and thought "yeah that looks cool" more than some bore who talks about the meaning of their gay-ass tattoo.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let people enjoy things

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      Who told James it was a good idea to release this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have you seen his handlers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm so happy he wrote this book. top shelf unintentional comedy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the main thing that is grating about this writing is how he portrays very normal situations he experienced as somehow "heroic" or "superhuman". In reality, he's just a fricking 16 year old taking the bus to high school. Everyone experienced that shit, James. You're not special. Serious main-character syndrome.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I think the main thing that is grating about this writing is how he portrays very normal situations he experienced as somehow "heroic" or "superhuman". In reality, he's just a fricking 16 year old taking the bus to high school. Everyone experienced that shit, James. You're not special. Serious main-character syndrome.

        No, the main thing that is grating is that HE RODE ON THE SHORT BUS AS A KID AND SAW IT AS PERFECTLY NORMAL AND HE STILL MADE IT! James is Eliot Rodgers but successful. (also minus the toxic narcissism and racial and sexual hangups, of course.)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [linkin park in the background]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best thing about this book was how it drove so many higher-functioning autists into screaming rage that James was secretly like this all along but still achieved success at the autist dream career of parody video game reviewer.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow he’s actually genuinely moronic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm so subtle u guys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it was probably too subliminal to notice
      Haha oh man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Initially I read the line "xenophobia (the fear or prejudice against foreigners)" as "(the fear OF prejudice against foreigners)". Which made me think of James not knowing what xenophobia meant and citing himself as xenophobic, someone who was afraid of racism against foreigners. It was funny until I re-read it.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James was a Bad Dragon early adopter?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NYC was hit, D.C. was hit. Philly's in between. Could my dragon be next?
      >referring to Mike as "Matei"
      >"I'm playing Super Contra"
      >"Give me what he's having." I only had a few sips before my stomach rejected it. I walked out embarrassed.
      Comedy gold. He's still got it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      might be the funniest thing to ever come from 9/11

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm playing Super Contra
      lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >could my dragon be next?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James was a Bad Dragon early adopter?

      >NYC was hit, D.C. was hit. Philly's in between. Could my dragon be next?
      >referring to Mike as "Matei"
      >"I'm playing Super Contra"
      >"Give me what he's having." I only had a few sips before my stomach rejected it. I walked out embarrassed.
      Comedy gold. He's still got it.

      might be the funniest thing to ever come from 9/11

      >I'm playing Super Contra
      lol

      >could my dragon be next?

      James was 21 in 2001 btw.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        obviously he had to be at least 21 otherwise he couldn't drink that white russian he threw up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        obviously he had to be at least 21 otherwise he couldn't drink that white russian he threw up

        >21
        >cant take a white russian

        are americans moronic?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If its made with the proper recipe then you can totally taste the booze and it could be a bit harsh for someone who doesn't have a lot of drinking experience. But the ones people mix at house parties should absolutely be drinkable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How and why was he playing super contra with a mop in his hand?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you not pat your head while rubbing your belly?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure but I don't think I could mop the floor while playing super contra

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But why is he in a Bar that is closed, but now open, playing contra whilst mopping the floors?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was the early 00's.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but using that insanity to create things is what always made me piss my pants in public

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better than master of disguise

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This gave me an idea for a movie.
      What was the movie?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC Cinemaphobia is the one that had the WTC imagery.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        James made The Angry Video Game Nerd Movie as a homage to 9/11

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Mike

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wtc?
        >IM PLAYING CONTRA OVA HERE!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Mike just want to play Contra. Frick them towers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >last line out of nowhere
      Why is he like this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        James has always been a big fan of those old vaudeville guys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just give me what he's having?
      i guarantee he did this because he saw it in a movie

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He just isn't fit to be in the spotlight.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he has millions of viewers

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has all the excuses of an incompetent malingerer. ‘But you told me to turn left so I did!’ Use your brain dude. He also has some excerpt about trying out a real job and he was asked to break down some boxes and felt that he shouldn’t have been asked to do that, so he fricked ip the job and hurt himself and blamed his boss. Classic strategy for idiots who don’t understand they’re incompetent

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >special ed kid
        >"dood just use ur brain"
        el oh el

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my god he looked 40 in his teens.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit i thought that was his dad or something

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In another timeline James never found success online and became a mass shooter.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always think it's fricking weird to joke about everyone who's a bit weird to become a school shooter, but then I realize that you mutts are fricking moronic and have at least 1 school shooting in an average week.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sodabrained moron family.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The man single-handedly invented the Internet. Cut him a little slack.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >declared the $450k he got as funding as personal income
    >had to pay a third of it as taxes because of it

    Imagine being THIS moronic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, what?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BALLS ON THE DICK

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's a scatgay

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first man in the world to have written more books than he's read.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reading books
      ishygddt

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this ugly moron mutt so much

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jealousy will do that to a person

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"Greta could be here", he thought.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This homie lives in the biggest closet if he can fit 33 cars in it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The best part about him getting arrested is that it exposed his meme wealth. Most of those cars aren't his and he lives in warehouse.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only idiots follow that loser.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How did he not realize how pathetic this sounds lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            zesty

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        freemason gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          freemason here, we wouldn't let someone like him in.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was going to say the same thing but was too lazy to bother. In any case masons are based.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >freemason here, we wouldn't let someone like him in, we only let little boys in after they splooge hot glue in our asses

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >things that never happened

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >things that never happened
                your boss has a few chapters for you goy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you posting the chinless brown gay man?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This has to be bait lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hey guize i think this reply girl posted bait

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao That webm always Cinemaphile seethe. how does it have so much power.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, Homer qualified for that too.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truthers found footage of the infamous dorm room destruction that led to his college suspension. He might not have been as innocent as he claimed in his book.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/s/ysonxXU8He

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically linking to reddit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >first post is some rube complaining people had fun in college

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a destroyed fan? Aaaahh help me /r/thecinemassacretruth i'm going insaaane

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they didn't really found "the footage"
      only a clip that was available in one of the clipshows he did

      I bet the actual full footage shows the full destruction of the room
      Bimmy is a piece of shit for ratting out on his friends like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do the reddit trannies enjoy bullying james so much?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because he had one of the biggest channels on YouTube at the time and flushed it down the drain with laziness, plagiarism, and a massive victim complex. It's both sad and funny.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he refused to watch the Ghostbusters reboot with the all-female cast. they've been out to destroy him ever since.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you hit the nail on the head.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you honestly believe his recent videos aren't complete dogshit?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The show has always wildly varied in quality from episode to episode, you secondary video essay watching discord lurking homosexual.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The first 100 episodes are all solid.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's just a midwesterner

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he has a tattoo, so he's definitely cringe and moronic

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw april’s boyfriend says we’re out of söylent

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's shown himself obviously to be a mentally subnormal guy who just got lucky.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do autists spend so much time going over the life of an autist who yells on Youtube for a living? It's not like he reacts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you answered your own question, it's autism

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile, Irate Gamer is now a ghost doctors and claims he was haunted by the ghost of George Floyd

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yo wtf I was wondering why I saw his clips in the george floyd thread on /gif/ lol

        [...]

        [...]

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the george floyd thread
          The what now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Every week we have a goon thread about George Floyd so we can try to get his ghost to inhabit our seed and become part of us so we can be based like Americans and American blacks. I have my husband kneel on my neck while I beat my dick to George Floyd gifs. No homo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Now
        He's been a ghost autist since his early days newbie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not like he reacts
      that one time he reacted we got BTS 2012
      people want a repeat of that.
      some people consider that video to be the greatest thing he has done

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back when he was simply "the Nerd," his fans thought he was cooler than them and almost something to aspire to. Now that he's older and revealed to be a sperg like them, they hate it.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Believe it or not, that crab dance he does is the HIGHLIGHT of any and all of the band's performances.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bimmy fricking lost

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like that he gets bullied. He seems too nice for it. 'uv me James. 'uv me Mike. 'ayt me Screenwave. 'ayt me Silverman.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Barely functional autist
    >Has a loving wife, 2 daughters and seems to be a good dad/husband
    >Makes a living doing angry autistic rants
    >Actually managed to make a movie (Even if it was shit)

    James truly is an exemplary autist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has(had) really good friends that helped him cope with his autism and one of them introduced him to his wife April.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you either retire a legend or live long enough to see yourself become a lolcow

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally no quality dropoff in AVGN episodes outside of the 2020/2021 period

    How the frick did he do it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That shirt is so fricking bad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Last AVGN I enjoyed was Tiger electronic games
        >That was 10 years ago

        • 4 weeks ago
          Sage

          >Didn't like Big Rigs
          >Didn't like Wish List
          >Didn't like The Crow
          You're literally just a grifter who gets his opinions from reddit. Specifically the cinemassacre truth subreddit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Once I saw his tat it was over

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this guy's entire channel is reddit you homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This just looks bleak... is AVGN worth watching anymore? James just looks haggered

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His videos were always utter shit, man. He was mildly entertaining at best and had success only because he was one of the first in his niche.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dios mio!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James was one of the founding Reggae artists back in the day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rasta bimmy

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not terminally online ...or even online at all... so he doesn't really count

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that time he saw a piece of farming equipment driving down the road and legitimately had no idea what the frick it was?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    What the frick are you doing, you fricking moron?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're replying to a spambot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would somebody do this? Why aren't the jannies doing their job?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably some gay having an autistic fit about a triggering keyword. Janny's hot pockets are in the microwave so we'll have to wait for him to waddle back to his station and press ban.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is an offtop' thread but since anon got his janny application rejected he's trying to kill this thread by taking it to bump limit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he got mad

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are his pants stuffed with hay?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Lolcows are people who do shit like apologize for things they never did to people who create fake problems in their head. Or people who make a complete fool of themselves on the internet yet refuse to stop engaging while ultimately makes their situation worse and worse and funnier. James is just a passionate nerd, he's not a lolcow. He is self aware of the element of cringe to his content but he does it anyway because that's what he likes. Lolcows have 0 self awareness in comparison and their behavior reflects that. I laugh at plenty of lolcows to know the difference

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that James literally, and I mean LITERALLY did not leave his house for like a YEAR during the peak of the coof

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should James start doing clickbait titles?

    >I PLAY 52 GAMES... AND ALL OF THEM SUCK!
    >BUGS BUNNY BEAT ME UP 🙁
    >This game RUINED this BELOVED MOVIE FRANCHISE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't give those fat israelites any ideas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > SIMPLY DO *THIS* TO BEAT THIS PART OF CASTLEVANIA 2
      > WHY SUPER MARIO BROS 3 SECRETLY SUCKS (NOT WHAT YOU THINK)
      > PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK FOR PLAYING DICK TRACY LIKE THIS
      > I WAS ***WRONG***: TOP 5 THINGS I WAS TOTALLY WRONG ABOUT
      > THE REAL REASON NOSTALGIA CRITIC GOT SO POPULAR (THIS WILL MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR butthole)

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who just Googles a picture of a tribal dragon as says yeah I want that?

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    geez i wish i never knew how much of an absolute cringey moron James really is. classic AVGN is still great but man he should have kept his personal shit off the internet

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any Ryan... Sorry, I mean Ryanna, updates?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tryan

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like "Tryan to be a woman when he's a great big greasy fat frickin dude" amirite?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I also want to know, is he still trooning? And how come Mike was OK with it? Mike always seemed kinda based.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's real

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do redditoids from AVGNTRUTH like to imagine James is a lolcow?

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12 years later, what the frick was Mike "Big Dick" Matei thinking?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was thinking "k i n o"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Big dick

      I think you mean took a picture of a big dick off of a gay bodybuilding forum and tried to pass it off as his own Matei.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorta but he's built a nice life for himself and he's a beloved internet figure that nobody hates or has serious issues with and he has a family and a house.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like the truth reddit really wants him to be but they're making fun of a mild mannered dad on the spectrum that lives a comfortable middle class lifestyle. He's not Chris Chan or something. Now that's not to say his content hasn't completely nosedived in the past few years. The rot started to set in after the movie and it really went bad around 2018.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but even with the shitty content, he just reads a script and gets paid bank to work a few hours a week while a company does the rest. like he's won at life, got to make a movie and all.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I take it no one else believed that video he put out last year where he claimed to still be heavily involved with the production of episodes?

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone once said James Rolfe's book was written like Norm Macdonald's and now I can't read it any other way. It feels like he's joking.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YEEEEEEEEAH UH-HUH

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did you make your PC look like that?

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow I can't believe he made that tattoo so popular that everyone had search for it. In all seriousness though did I miss out on the YouTube era? I was on Newgrounds for a while, other sites like that, but I never used YouTube for such things.
    To this day I only use YouTube for music when I am mowing the lawn unless it pops up in Google when I am troubleshooting something. I was using this board in 2007 yet I never understood the appeal of e-celebs even when they were basically brand-new. I mean I still know who they all are because you homosexuals constantly post about them but I digress.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      capo, yo veia el bananero en tu epoca, no te hagas el especial

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    James was the first person to make me realize that just because you have a passion for something doesn't mean you'll be good at it. He excelled in talking about movies, not so much making them

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad I always hated internet reviewers. Never liked James, or Doug, or any of their ripoffs. Don't care for Mauler, YMS, etc. Imagine thinking 'people' who yell at old children's media on the internet are something to aspire to.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You hate everything and are miserable though.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately, yeah. Pretty sad because he used to be massively respected but his autism and lack of good social contact degenerated him. He was cool back when he had fun friends, but then he got married to a harpy and started hanging around annoying fatasses so his fun friends left and he is now some sterile boomer dad.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is James a lolcow?
    no. He doesn't do anything funny. Being a sperg doesn't automatically make you a lolcow. his weird modern hatedom is out of proportion compared to what he actually does.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James biggest crimes: he is bald and talks about his children a lot

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does reddit hate him so much?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James Rolfe overcame legitimate problems and has led a wildly successful life. Reddit is defined by Websters as homosexuals who invent problems to take the blame for their terminal lack of achievement.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incompetent management skills, unironically. Basically every career decision he's made for the past 10 years has been a bad one. Autism doesn't help. He needed people around him who could tell him Screenwave, Rex Viper and the book were bad decisions. He's turned himself into a joke with all this stuff.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Happy family
      >Good friends
      >Makes a living out of Youtube
      >Made a (mid) movie
      >Has a dwindling but fairly loyal fanbase

      They hate him because he won

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is he happy though, Is he fulfilled.
        From appearances he looks like a miserable husk.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shrew wife
        >Alienated his friends
        >He'll have to go back to working at home depot soon
        >Movie was shit
        >Fanbase is deserting him over poor decisions

        Meanwhile, I've got a new job, left my abusive relationship, moved into a new place and am finally on the list to get top surgery. The idea that people are jealous is fricking ridiculous

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Disgusting subhuman troony freak that will definitely rope eventually hates James

          Imagine my shock.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're jealous because he's an actual male and you never will be one you fat moronic dyke pooner. I suggest you have a nice day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? Redditor types would have been his primary audience. Most people watching him were "gamer" nerds and normies, not angry misanthropes

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FIVE OF UM?

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truthers be like
    >Is that a new Cinemassacre video?
    >We must nitpick every little detail to make James look as bad as possible because that's the only way we can feel better ourselves

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sodabrained moron

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you serious? I get banned for posting about Top Model yet these E-celeb threads stay up? Cinemaphile jannies aren’t shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cry moar

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what everyone with a tattoo looks like to non morons. Wow you got some generic shit scribbled on you. Good job.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everybody hate James? He didn't do anything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only reddittroons and newbies trying to be cool hate James.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truthers cry about how bad AVGN is now
    >Haven't watched since 2018 or so, so I don't know
    >Check out a few recent episodes out of curiosity (Beating Jekyll & Hyde, Final Fantasy VI and the newest Castlevania one)
    >They're actually pretty good

    Are they just exceptions or did it used to be really bad and he got much better again?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hadn't watched in years and just saw the horse dating sim one because anons were shilling it here and it was cringe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally his worst episode ever, but it feels like he was forced by his sponsors to make it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He made some really bad ones, but for a while now they are back to being generally good. As with everything on the internet people are *massively* overreacting. Still doesn't mean that the homosexuals he hired aren't fricking morons.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Still doesn't mean that the homosexuals he hired aren't fricking morons.
        They are. Well, at least Justin is. That guy who posted here once seemed decent enough.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quality seems to have increased for the most part since the slobs from screenwave stop being involved

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The post movie era (2014-19) was uneven and slowly declined in quality, but 2020-21 was a real nadir, I expect Covid fricked up a lot of the episode plans (Plus I can't imagine how autism James handled it) and ultimately you're left with a set of generally average episodes which are just basically James phoning it in on the couch. At the end of 2021, Screenwave's input seems to have reduced and there have been less episodes a year, which seems to have led to higher quality.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of the criticism of him on that site amount to “he’s bald and he talks about his kid”. The genuinely bad episodes were the ones where he had the fat guys in the video babbling about stuff like Atlantis that no one cares about but that was years ago now and they have no input anymore.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It might sound like a weird question, but how big do you think his dick is?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      micro

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >uses hat indoors
    it almost looks like he has something to hide...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes...his drinking habit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watchu know 'bout dat?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Prolly no' tons

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          prolly nothin

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >see the video being referenced here a lot
            >"Hmm. Must be a popular video"
            >only around 276k views
            >channel has a little over 2000 subs

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They did not tell you?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              When it was core Cinemaphile kino it had less than 20k, you dumb, frogposting tourist. You will never get it and you will never fit in.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I-I'm le oldgay
                Frick off troony. I've been here since 2016, years longer than you. Go back to rebbit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Starting to browse Cinemaphile in 2016 is like starting to watch Simpson after season 20.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The autism does explain why he's so inefficient with time, and how he was a hard time adapting to change. Wasn't he recording all his stuff in dvds up until like 2018 or si?

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, time to rewatch the first 100 episodes. Love this moron like you wouldn't believe.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And then he put a finger up my butt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why its hard to both direct and act in your own movie but also he hired a shit 1st AD

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look at James and I immediately know he has a monster hog. He's one of those morons that definitely has a baby arm holding an apple in khakis. You can tell that fricking dork has a monster doing and fricks like a wild moron unlike that autismoid whiny gay Mike Mattei who had to lie about having a huge crank using someone else's dickpic. Absolute unbridled mongoloid monster wiener energy from James.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine making out with a girl in the backseat of a car thats being chased by the police. Absolutely based.

      Based BDE Bimmy. No wonder redditroons and incel failures get butthurt over him.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine making out with a girl in the backseat of a car thats being chased by the police. Absolutely based.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder April was into him, he's a based alpha male

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