Is Lute cute?

Going for a Raven vibe.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to bring her to the Gluttony Realm. Teach her how to party.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did she plow Adam?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think she has him pegged.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What does she sees in him?

        Isn't he basically her dad?

        no he's her father figure/she is saving herself for me

        Prove it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          An outwardly brash loudmouth who conceals a hidden simp-submissive eager to be bottomed and owned.

          Basically, for all his "tough talk", he wants to be on a leash.

          What is her and Adam’s ending?

          Adam accepts he's a sub and lets Lute claim him for good.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What if Adam becomes a sub because he wants to completely move on from Eve and make his relationship with Lute completely different.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That works. But I'm hoping Lute and Vaggie clash many, many times before then complete with angry-sex.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lute wants a man.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I know. I just like ironic, accidental humping.

                >Lute: "I'm angry!"
                >Vaggie: "i'm angry MOAR!"
                >*suddenly kiss*

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She wants the original man, to be exact. But only if he is tied and gagged on the bed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he basically her dad?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no he's her father figure/she is saving herself for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like her. Her being a hypewoman for Adam while he is her hypeman is just great, them getting along like this is amazing.

      I hope so at least. They work well together.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like her better with the mask tbh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She keeps her mask on when she's pegging Adam and doing other such kinky stuff. Even during kissing, she just pulls the mask up a bit to expose her lips.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is her and Adam’s ending?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard that there's going to be some deaths? But I really hope they don't die, they're the best part of the show.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She'd be cuter if the mask was her real face.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Many faces of Lute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lute making out with Vaggie when?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Lute-on-Vaggie

        They should totally temper-hump. They get mad at each other, clash for many episodes, then get so angry they suddenly kiss and bang. The resulting problem is solved when Charlie takes the high road and says, "Threesome!"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm hoping for something else. Especially since Glitz and Glam VA was replaced in Haz in.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That does look like a nice path to "lesbian temptation" for her.

          >"We won't tell Adam if you don't."

          Though she still claims Adam's perky butt in the end.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Mammon captured lute and puts her in a cage in chains as a power move.

            Glitz and Glam secretly start visiting the cage to play with Lute.

            Lute remembering Vaggie relationship, and surely she better angel can make these demons fall in love with her and get them to set her free.

            Lute also witnesses Mammon punishing Glitz and Glam on nights where not a lot of people don't show up.

            Mammon one night catches aglitz and Glam in Lute cage, takes them out and beats them almost to death.

            Bloody and broken Glitz or Glam (dealer choice who) comes and frees Lute, Lute then storms Mammon and surprise attacks him getting the upoer hand and lies "These Demons are under her protection ane if he ever does that shit again she will come back with the whole force of God and reignn down on just him" and flies back to her tower.

            She finds Adam lying on a phonecall that she's okay. She comes in and reports she's okay, and just needed to blow off some steam.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I approve of this plot.

              >vaggie forgiving the person who mercilessly cut her eye out and cut off her wings for not killing a child.

              Not forgiving. Just struggling not to simp for Lute's raw sexual allure.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Especially since Glitz and Glam VA was replaced in Haz in.
          ..........they appeared?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think he means Faye Mata.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lute is a homophobe but viv probably can't help herself but to make her gay to "fix" her

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >viv
          Does Vivze really have any controlled?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No. In Viv’s setting, Adam is not doing well whatsoever after losing Eve to literal pure evil itself, and Lute is her replacement.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I favor a compromise. Make Luta an unironic bisexual who tends to bottom for girls, but tops for guys.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nah. Vivziepop would likely have girls simp for Lute with Lute not taking their feelings back.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I like the sound of that. She's the angel babe all the lesbian demons simp for, but none get to sleep with. Even Vaggie struggles in her presence. Doesn't help Vaggie and Lute match each other in sheer angry FIRE.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I never watched this shit. Is anything about that Eve stuff even implied in the show?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Eve is controlled by Roo, the root of evil, and disguised herself as Lilith.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That links to a fanon wiki, whatever that is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No. It was leaked by some dude that leaked Helluva Boss.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, is that so? Huh.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You also see it happening in the episode 1 intro when Eve eats the Apple.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >vaggie forgiving the person who mercilessly cut her eye out and cut off her wings for not killing a child.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody ask, why was the child in Hell?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            B-because Adam bad!
            That's it, we basically never saw a literal child in hell before outside of the other show which were all born demons not children becoming sinners. It will NEVER be brought up again.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He was the leader of a notorious coke smuggling ring based out of Buenos Aires. Personally responsible for the death of hundreds

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            B-because Adam bad!
            That's it, we basically never saw a literal child in hell before outside of the other show which were all born demons not children becoming sinners. It will NEVER be brought up again.

            Why isn’t there children in heaven?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not baptized.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Uncircumcised

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've got a better question for you:
            >We don't want the demons to know you can kill and angel THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT to Adam and Lute because "we can't risk them catching on".
            >Insta-cut Vaggie's eye out, chop off her wings, leave gold angel blood everywhere, then leave her and all that shit in an alleyway in Hell where any demon can, (and does), find her
            >Bravo Vivzerino
            Square that circle.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            israelites go to hell.
            Thats why they have tunnels under new york.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          HASHUT HASHUT HASHUT
          PRAISE OUR FATHER OF DARKNESS

          Lute making out with Vaggie when?

          vaggie cucked by emily when

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lute-Vaggie and Charlie-Emily are the endgame couples.

        would you like it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, I find Vaggie boring as shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >those crossed legs.

      gimme gimme gimme gimme....

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I envy Adam, getting to simp for her legs.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cute couple

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he's totally her bottom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Spank me Lute!"
      >"Not here. People might see."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adam talks big.....until "Mommy" Lute gets home.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Since Adam is the only human who literally never had a mother at all does that make his Mommy issues more intense or just weirder?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He has a MASSIVE Mommy Fetish, which Lute totally indulges. It's also why she spoils him so much, Adam remains chonky.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cuter with the mask on.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh imagine her feet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s an Adam privilege.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably puts them right in subby Adams' face.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adams notes: I wonder what Lute's feet smell like. Must be sweaty in those boots.

      Lute : Pls, sir don't write down about my feet, also they're never sweaty!

      Adam: b***h, I know you did not just write down in my private notebook! Also if you're so sure wanna put a bet on if you're feet are sweaty?

      Lute : "I left my boots by your door, and will be awaiting by your chair, bring apples. The good ones"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >her bottoms are stockings, not leggings
      >lewd angel feet barely clothed

      Hnng.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about the moronic screaming puppet show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sex

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like to think Vaggie and Lute were more than "comrades" in the past.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gif is broken.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It was a webm conversion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not even a wiggle.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unrelated note. Loved the shout-out to Resident Evil's giant vampire chick.

    >"Blood, bones, I will devour all of you!"
    >"I will devour each and every one of you!"

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ehhh... i thought she was more visually interesting and cool with the whole "this is actually her real face" thing, now she looks more bland imo, and it saddens me that this how she's gonna be more portayed from now on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well most of the time I imagine she'll rock the masked look.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well, all the fanart depicting her suit as her actual skin is going to be weird.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah... Viv you hack, i want my black-skinned LED face Angel back

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Adam is so her "bitch".

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was Lute supposed to be happy when Adam accidentaly told everybody about the purges? Her facial expression and voice seems pretty satisfied while Adam is clearly embarassed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's a blood knight (and Adam's top). I hope she spanks him and gags him with her own dirty socks.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post her feet

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's very sexy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way she doesn't own Adams' butt. He is way too loud and brash not to be a subby in truth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She WAS sexier before, now she's doomed to be potrayed as a Raven-ripoff going fowards

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the mask stays on during sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Duh. She needs to remind Adams what a bottom he is.

      She WAS sexier before, now she's doomed to be potrayed as a Raven-ripoff going fowards

      Nah. She should be portrayed as a bi dominatrix who even the demons go lesbian for.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Nah. She should be portrayed as a bi dominatrix who even the demons go lesbian for.
        Oh i'm not against that one at all

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want Lute to fall to earth so i can make plenty of Nephilim/Titan babies with her and help her plot her revenge against the heavens.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Angels are made for demonic RAPE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly Blitzo would probably give her the most fun. Dude's a freak.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Vaggie holds Lute hostage in front of Adam in the finale

    Would be hawt

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This setting is pretty good for self-insert fanfiction. You just have to write yourself dying - it's like built in isekai

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And the fic would be better then the show.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna draw Lute dominating Vaggie, it should be hot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Draw it! Draw it!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't Vaggie originally Human?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She probably got promoted to Angel, then demoted to Demon for refusing to kill a child.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What color do you think her pee and poop is?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Grey.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >All these Black folk thinking Lute tops Adam
    Shit taste, all of you
    Lute is 100% Adam's fanboy/hype girl and would 100% be bottomed by him except that Adam sees her as one of the boys, hence her not being named after a woman's parts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That just makes it better. Imagine Lute reacting to being frustrated because she can't get the OG dick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In fairness Adam is perfectly willing to hype Lute up, he backed her up when she talked shit about that gay porn dude.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, because Lute is one of the boys. Adam's always gonna hype up his boys.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, so they take turns topping each other then.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, they don't frick because Adam sees Lute as one of the boys, and you don't frick the boys.
            If he were to bang Lute, he'd still top though, Original man, woman subservient, way of God, ect.
            Adam being a bottom is moronic and the main reason people think it's fitting is because they're beating their dicks to 'dommy mommy lute', not looking at actual character dynamics.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Adam is brash, loud and profane.....which all says, "Overcompensating submissive".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What are you smoking dude? Brash, loud, and profane are all fitting into the rockstar caricature that he's meant to be. Do you think rockstars sleeping with groupies nonstop are subs?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have a fetish for irony. You don't expect him to be a submissive, which makes it that much hotter when he's revealed to be one.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He even gets mad when Lute calls him on his stupid ideas. He is pure ego.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We've only seen them in public right? Who knows what happens behind closed doors?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fetish for irony
                Yet you remain on an idea lacks true irony. Lute is far more disciplined than Adam, far more uptight, strict, and by the books.
                I find it more likely you have a fetish for strong and dominant women.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Adam seems drugged up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds more like someone who likes to dominate.

                Your description sounds like.some subconcious gay bullshit read on a furry forum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In fairness Adam is perfectly willing to hype Lute up, he backed her up when she talked shit about that gay porn dude.

      Yeah, because Lute is one of the boys. Adam's always gonna hype up his boys.

      Nah, they don't frick because Adam sees Lute as one of the boys, and you don't frick the boys.
      If he were to bang Lute, he'd still top though, Original man, woman subservient, way of God, ect.
      Adam being a bottom is moronic and the main reason people think it's fitting is because they're beating their dicks to 'dommy mommy lute', not looking at actual character dynamics.

      >"Guys, this is Lute, she's one of the BOYYYYS"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In fairness Adam is perfectly willing to hype Lute up, he backed her up when she talked shit about that gay porn dude.

      Yeah, because Lute is one of the boys. Adam's always gonna hype up his boys.

      this

      It'z bizarre how Vivzie described Adam as a sex pest and sexist jerk but so far their friendship is a platonic bromance

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think Vivzie was implying that Adam is literal shielding himself from reality so his sexist and hypersexual behaviors are his subconscious lingerings for Eve.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if the arc Lute will have is about Adam finally retiring from exterminating sinners.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As long as Adam gets to live and continue to hang out with Lute I'd be happy with it. I just sincerely love their interaction, it's the best part of the show.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m guessing exterminations will be the metaphor of their “Honeymoon phase” and Lute would have to realize there is more to Adam’s life/story than “sinners bad”. Adam’s heartbreak in losing Eve and Abel.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Would Abel be in heaven after getting his skull smashed by Cain?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The experience of losing Abel will always sting. It could be the trigger in which the possessed Eve finally leaves him for good after he blames her for eating the apple.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, wouldn't he be reincarnated and be one of the Winners, running in heaven? Frick maybe hes anExterminator on "take your kid to work" day?
              Maybe Abel fricks up Cain in hell but never kills him...this time...until the next Extermination...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Getting Abel back doesn’t bring back Eve, anon.
                Why do you think Adam is such a horny mess?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As one who watched just clips on YT - do we even see Eve in the show, what shes doing ect?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She’s in the origin story of episode 1 and featured in episode 6 as “Lilith”

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why? They are making Lilith and Eve the same personon or what?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No. Eve performed identity theft and Lilith had to hide herself as rosie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds...moronic.
                Why make her a...doppelganger" instead of a different person with a personality?
                "I always knew that prostitute Lilith was beneath you, sugar plum" - like a more powerful Lute.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because Eve is way stronger than Lilith and is trying to provoke a war between heaven and hell by pretending to be the rightful and original queen of hell.

                Since you know how crazy stupid this twist is, the Vox controlling the exterminators twist is something to expect.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Vox controlling the exterminators twist is something to expect.
                homie, the only reason that could be expected is because of how moronic it is and how out of left field it would be, and even I don't think Viv is that god awful a writer.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >even I don't think Viv is that god awful a writer
                But she is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She is an awful writer, but she's not 'Vox is secretly controlling the exterminators' awful. She's more 'Final boss is the root of all evil' awful.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If Vivziepop manages to shove in a Eve and Roo twist at the last second, the same thing can happen with Adam and Vox.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's a bad twist.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's what I said. They're both awful twists, but one is far worse.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So where is Lilith...Lilith when Eve is pretending to be Lilith?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rosie. That chick with sharp teeth and black eyes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, i told ya i didnt watch the show besides the pilit and youtube clips.
                <Checks google>
                So Lilith is some random overlord b***h that now works with the hotel...while Eve is doing frick knows what for 7 years...

                Vivzie really is moronic.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys stop getting me excited to see Adam treated with any respect as a character. I'm only going to be disappointed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you look at Adam’s “face” you can see that it’s actually Vox’s face plastered over it, like this is the man he owns and controls.
      It’s like how Eve, Adam’s ex-wife, is possessed by Roo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would you shut the hell up with this stupid-ass theory, Vox isn't going to be the big bad guy when Alastor made him his b***h. And no I don't care if you're going to talk about how he needs strong minions or whatever.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cursing without good evidence makes you look like a fool.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lute is definitely a pillow princess, she isn't topping anyone

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    holy SEXO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      breasts too big.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to lick those thighs and beg for forgiveness.
      Angel mommy...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Here's to hoping we get more art of her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      breasts too small

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >anime
      have a nice day, paedophile.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        seethe and cope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not drawing the part where Adam mimics sucking dicks
          Pretty cringe ngl

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          is he holding Envy from FMA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. newbie tourist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stop thinking about diddling kids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seethe and cope

      BEHOLD! TOUHOU LUTE!...I think

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever made this cartoon needs to learn how to draw his characters from more than four angles. These look like a kids sketches touched up in shop then rigged to animate.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Sinned to thoughts of LUTE.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't let Lute see

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Built for lesbian demon plastic D.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man I love exorcist girls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >an Alternate
      Oh no, we're so fricked

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have that art with people mistaking lute for eve

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The one where she walks next to Adam?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pumping Lute then dumping her when she says she's in love with you!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed, Vergil.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which Vergil?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have accidentally married Lute and now she's obsessively in love with you. How do you escape?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      escape?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hit my head and pretend I have amnesia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hide away, hide away from her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Since she looks like Raven anyway, how long before the inevitable crossover ship?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vaggie and Lute are sisters when?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >stole my joke from last thread
        >actually got (you)s
        I'm not mad. You're mad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would i escape my dream scenario of missionary love to her?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mant my seed to "escape" into her womb while i fall in her embrac

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT

      >You leave her after telling her you aren't paying the child support

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What would the one night stand between Vergil and Lute look like? Is Nero any different for it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >accidentally

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes she is. I'd frick her.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Adam chonky? He looks fatter than Lute (fitting for a sub).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to say since he's all robed up. And since he's in heaven they might magic away fat or whatever. The higher ranking demons can certainly shapeshift as they like, no reason to think angles don't have a little bit of body control.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Considering Adams' lack of impulse control and hypocrisy (he swears a ton in HEAVEN), he probably is chubby underneath the concealing robes.

        Plus I like to think Lute likes him big. Makes her feel more a top, to dominate someone heavier than her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Opens up his robes
          >"You sure you're not a demon Adam? You're so chonky for an angel."
          >"Oh dear. I might be too heavy to fly. But I know you like it."
          >"Well I might be able to lift your spirits."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Lute grabbing his belly and teasing him about it in bed

          Hnnnng.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It does sound yummy. Hypocritically chonky Adams topped and teased by slender Lute.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hopefully we'll get art of Chonky Adam (his fatness hidden only by his robes) and Lute.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Look at that bottom-heavy body shape. Adam is Lute's chonky sub.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hopefully we'll get art of Chonky Adam (his fatness hidden only by his robes) and Lute.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look at the size difference.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yup. He's a fat angel (but they both love the hypocrisy of it). Bonus irony: she likes to feed him devil's food cake.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >from the pilot, most people figured Vaggie would either be a fallen angel or a spy from Heaven
    >fast-forward to the confirmation of it
    >everyone on xitter behaving like it was a massive reveal
    social media truly poisons the mind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Back in those days it was nothing but just a very heard theory, people still expected her to be just a regular sinner who was a Salvador ex-hooker

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where are you guys watching this ep?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In your mother's room, bring snacks

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How would his interactions with Adam be like (among the other angels)?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He seems loyal to the actual real God, so probably this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Dammit Gabriel, this council didn't even do anything this time!"
        >"THIS IS THE WILL OF GOD!" *Angelically insane laughter*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Really depends on God's stance. Gabriel loves violence but he loves God more and all the awful things he did was under the geniune belief that its what God wanted.
      If Adam got the okay from God, Gabriel will unquestionably purge hell without a second thought. If it's all a power ploy, Adam will feel his wrath.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Adam doesn’t even have a power play in Heaven and is okay being tossed around by woman.
        Vivziepop didn’t actually write Adam as a sexist. Which is funny and stupid.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't fully respects his superior but he acknowledges that they are more powerful than him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think he’s demoralized from taking high leadership positions after losing Eve, so he rather wants to be the garbage man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Gabriel menacingly breaks down the doors/walls every time he visits Adam
        >And every time Adam instinctively hides under the table hoping Lute deals with Gabriel instead
        Kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what her farts smell and sound like?

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lute > charlie

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fricking jerks

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fallen Emily

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A man only lives once
      >I'll see you in one month
      >I can't wait to exterminate you
      >Oh whoops

      I always wondered, do musical characters know they are in a musical? Are the songs happening for real? If so it's hilarious that Adam couldn't help but rhyme "once" with "month" and accidentally spilled the beans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >do musical characters know they are in a musical? Are the songs happening for real?
        Yes in Hazbin. It is said multiple times. Alastor butts in Lucifer and Vox's numbers, his pilot song gets interrumpted, Adam and Lute cut in other people's song and so on. Also St. Peter is visible exhausted after his number.
        Makes Veggie request for Charlie to not sing all the time a bit out of place.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Loser Baby has the thugs annoyed and surprised they were singing outside the club.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cant wait for charlie to dumb her broken angel and get the upgrade to her cousin emily.
      Yuri incest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dumb
        What?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Fallen Emily is just Emily without her halo and wings
      I honestly think it should be a lot worse because of the crime that's making her fallen.
      >Lucifer was cast down because he allowed evil to take root, but he didn't actually break any rules so he kept his wings and was just cast into hell
      >Vaggie disobeyed orders and showed sympathy to 'evil', meaning her wings get cut off and her divinity taken
      >Emily, a Seraphim, actively denies heaven, speaking blasphemies
      She's definitely done the worst of the three.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Adam was going to give Vaggie her wings back if she came back to her duties.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are such a fun duo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll miss them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only adam dies if the leaks are real.
        But lute is probably going to have her shit kicked in by vagie, or whatever she is called.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is Viv seriously going to waste her favorite broadway actor in just three scenes and not shove him everywhere like with the gay imps?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The bigger the name, the bigger the cost.
            It's standard for many shows to have big names in the first season to draw in people and then kill them off because they are too expensive to keep them on for the next season.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He's currently starring in Broadway. He's not a one off like the others.

              Vivziepop literally featured the Fizz guy two times in Helluva Boss S1 and about three times in S2. And he had a lot more screen time than Adam in S2.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's currently starring in Broadway. He's not a one off like the others.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only adam dies if the leaks are real.
        But lute is probably going to have her shit kicked in by vagie, or whatever she is called.

        Is Viv seriously going to waste her favorite broadway actor in just three scenes and not shove him everywhere like with the gay imps?

        Adam is a false flag and it will turn out that Vox was the true season 1 villain. Like it would be with Lilith.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you will never be an angelic giant goblin-imp that gets to frick all the angels he wants and kill sinners for fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her face here looks like that smug girl that would smile back as you watch her bounce on Adams wiener.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're so much more expressive than anyone else, and they've got such great energy together. Like holy frick their interrupt of that other music number was amazing and Hell is Forever is probably the best song in the show.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't Charlie ascended yet? She clearly belongs in heaven, not hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's not a sinner, she's a hellborn, her place is in hell

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Alastor so.much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Will you hate him when he reveals his masterplan and betrays charlie?

      >dumb
      What?

      dump.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hate him no matter what he does

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We know, Lucifer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is a good example of a character whose not competent because they're a mastermind but only because they're under the protection of the writers. Alastor shows up in hell one day and is magically stronger than every overlord, and everybody is scared of him. Like frick off with that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and is magically stronger than every overlord
        So far there ins't any evidence he's specially strong by overlord standards, Vox and Zestial were threatening him, the others weren't afraid of him.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Lucifer was the one that spared the hellborn from extermination, then why couldn't he just send "redeemed" sinners to the other rings?
    1. The angels only purge pride
    2. The sinners can't travel between planes.
    3. The sinners are immortal so the hellborn can't kill them.
    4. The Ars Goetia already have a similar status.
    5. The hellborn don't have any souls so sinners can't gather power, and even if they could they could just be sent back to pride to be exterminated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then Charlie’s hotel wouldn’t be attacked by Adam and Lute, anon.
      We gotta force in the melodrama, Anon.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The leaks about Adam working for Lilith turn out not to be true
    >It's revealed that the one holding Alastor's leash is Roo
    >The Hazbin Hotel is Alastor trying to get the root into Heaven to corrupt everything
    Thoughts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dont know about the rest but, it's obvious that alastor has his own plans.
      My theory is that he is all powerfull but at the end of the day he is still locked in hell, and he has been searching of a way to get out and he thinks charlie is a means to a end.
      But he wants to get out while keeping all his powers, not by redemption.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lucy could poof to Earth whenever he wants but probably finds it dull due to his angel racism

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He seems perfectly content in hell, and it's quite clear he did not like Husk knowing he was on a leash, he's not all powerful, just more powerful than most.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Leaks about what now? Adam working for Lilith? What the hell

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I fricked the name, but the leak about Alastor working for Lilith, her pretending to be the cannibal chick, and Eve pretending to be Lilith.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ah.
          Man I wish the spoilers wouldn't be true, I don't want Adam to die. He's so animated when he does shit and his stuff with Lute is just great.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The spoilers make me think that the leaker was talking about Vox being killed off. Since Sir Pentious and Vox have interacted more than Sir Pentious and Adam/Lute, and the Charlie and Vaggie kiss must be magical to somehow impact the plot (breaking a spell, which Adam can’t cast but Vox can with hypnosis).
            It also helps to note that Exterminators are really tough to kill with Adam obviously being the strongest of them all, so Niffty cannot just expect to stab Adam several times to kill him, but with Vox, she can. Not to mention, even Lucifer would be against killing Adam for numerous and numerous of reasons.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is it just me or is the whole idea of the show ending on some big epic battle kinda eh?
            The leaks make the finale feel like a collection of finale tropes rather than anything organically achieved from the arcs followed

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I suspect that the fighting is the obstacle instead of the objective. Since waging a war against Adam and killing him is boring by women standards, and women instead love manipulation/control battles (Tangle the movie and the animated series). So instead, I think they discover the secret about the exterminators by examining the helmet.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The eyes Charlie and Alastor were giving each other during that song.
    The face Charlie made when Alastor touched her cheek.
    This is no “father-daughter relationship”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor was just taunting Lucifer, But Charlie is gunning herself up on copium that Alastor is being sincere

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if maskless Adam is given a different voice actor for some reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It'd have to be an even bigger and more famous broadway actor

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who would you rather marry, Charlie or Lute?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Latter.
      Demonic Lesbians suck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie, i like a woman who doesnt rip my balls off if i frick up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn't you like that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The idea of a dominant woman is fun, until it isnt.
          There are days where you just want to relax and dont feel like getting your shit kicked in by your other half.
          My ex used to shit test me all the time, that got old fast.
          I'm single right now and i still prefer that over being back together wit her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lute (masked) without a doubt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is Charlie loaded with money?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        episode 6 would indicate yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie without a question. She's cute.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lute is faithful
      Charlie would leave me for some angelic pussy I bet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lute. Charlie is annoying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie. And when I say Charlie, I don't mean that I have anything against Lute. Lute is great, really, but it's not fair putting her up against Charlie. Literally anybody else in Hazbin Hotel and it'd be an easy stomp for Lute.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lute, duh.
      Angels cannot defy humans, so you can make her do whatever you what, like holding hands in public

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only way to make this story good will be if they have Alastor do a heel-turn betrayal at some point that acts like some sort of calamity that sets back almost all of Charlie’s progress and shatters her hope for at least one episode with the rest of the show leading to some final fight between the rest of the main cast and Alastor

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god, over 48 hours and no one made the comparison yet?

    fine, i'll do it:
    the exorcist masks are just the klan hoods of hell.

    Meaning THIS is ripe for hazbinization

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You homosexuals know that capirote was used in Spain centuries before you gays had Black person hunts in your backwater dump, right?

      I swear, only.hamburglars would see white hoods and think "guys who killed Black folk"

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So the voice recasts were NOT a union issue and it was not an A24/Amazon decision. Viv just wanted Broadway voices from day 1 and had no intention of keeping anybody.
    Nobody from the original cast was invited to the premiere.
    And Ed and Monica can't do events with the original cast because it might jeopardize their standing with Viv.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does Monica still do any voices?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe background roles here and there. But she's mostly still besties with the fattie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      vivzie you sad sack of shit,
      frick you!
      you b***h!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a b***h if true.
      Sounds like the kind who would sell her own mother for succes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She does seem to have mommy issues based on her writing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if Adam represents a time in her father’s life when he was off and got into addictions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was a pilot, and that's literally how it goes. Sorry.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good of you to join us, Viv.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Adam is vivzie’s dad post-divorce and Vox represents his addictions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and Angel dust is her self insert, correct?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Husbando.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, that'd be Mimzy. I mean, just compare Mimzy and look at Vivziepop now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mimzy has gotta be one of the most blatant self inserts I've ever seen.
          >fat
          >short
          >supposed to be cute
          >best friends with Alastor of all people
          >Bursts into the hotel with zero consequence
          That shit was not subtle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one thing that makes me afraid of working on personal projects is that people will make psychoanalysis of me based on them

      but then again, I heard she herself stated that Valentino is based on her ex boyfriend, though I don't know if it's true

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're moronic to do so because your project always reflects your thoughts
        Even if you make it as nondescript as possible, it still says something about you and speaks for you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know
          I just came across multiple people in my life who did that on constant basis even with smallest things I did, and either judged, gaslighted me or generally tried to invalidate my feelings
          your reply did made me feel better about it though

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have the same struggle
            The most enlightening advice I heard is to just not look back at your work and keep going forward
            Once you throw it out into the world, it's no longer your concern

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              thanks, I'll try to keep that in mind

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're moronic to do so because your project always reflects your thoughts
        Even if you make it as nondescript as possible, it still says something about you and speaks for you

        I bet 99.99% of all people would never guess the guy who made Five Nights at Freddy is a real life Ned Flanders who hates horror and furries and wish he could just work at veggietales.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          With his voice? Absolutely.

          He's a nice guy who just happens to excel at making nightmare fuel.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still confused on the timeline of events in this family, especially with the leaks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same
        That flashback from episode 5, when not Lilith took little Charlie from Lucifer, it implied that Eve was already Lilith since back then but in family pics they all look happy and shit. So when the frick did Eve stole Lilith's identity?

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a link to the episodes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://watch.amazon.com/detail?gti=amzn1.dv.gti.3000073f-30ce-4db5-bfa6-6bc788a92ada&ref_=atv_dp_share_seas&r=web

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I meant the leaks im not paying for that bullshit

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie sleeps in a bed of Alastor plushies. She loves him so much.

    It's over for Vaggie.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you are wondering how that exorcist died it's with these shoes because they are angelic/blessed like what Stolas has been attacked with.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dammit I'm tryna post but this "this post is spam pls reformat" sign is stopping me

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    viv WISHES she had an Alastor bf. She will never have one. Never ever.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so why did viv remove GOD from the story?
    that was one of the few parts that made me look forward to watch hazbin.
    having this OC elite group of angels instead misses the whole point of writing a story about heaven and hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait really?
      I was hoping God would be some final boss and he'd be an esoteric disembodied voice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pitch bible says there is a speaker of god who is above her. Final boss is Roo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think Sera is Charlie's mom, not Lilith. In point of fact, I think Lilith and Emily are twins.
          They're both the offspring of the de facto ruler of their respective realms.
          They're both near carbon-copies of one parent's appearance.
          They also seem to be carbon copies of each other, and immediately synchronized upon meeting.
          It might also explain why Lilith is persona non grata so far.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because if she makes God into a Tumblr Sexyman, the backlash will be biblical.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ngl I imagine God written by Vivziepop to be exactly like the God from Your Senki

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Your Senki
          Youjo Senki*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ngl I imagine God written by Vivziepop to be exactly like the God from Your Senki

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Her punishment will be Biblical too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he actually thinks that
        lmfao
        sure that would be true if it was islamic god, and israeli god wouldnt even be produced in the first place due to """them""", but you could make a christian god a fat black trans woman etc and at most people will ignore it. Because if a christian did something to her, hed get the chair and churches would burn, while a muslim would get even more ubi than normal, have his entire family shipped to europe and get a presidential pardon

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The show the show is really fun just kind of odd some of the ideas don't really work as well as they should and it's just kind of like oh I like this part and like this part because I take it as it is not as the way it should be I don't know it's like eating a grilled cheese sandwich but the middle is still a little hard but it's not like that bad but it's kind of good so you sort of go with him and that's the way I feel it's sort of go with it's kind of like it's okay it's been a lot of stuff I've seen but the whole angel dust kind of having an abusive relationship that doesn't really make sense it's sort of like and then the power scaling like I don't know what how power levels work like who's actually really powerful they don't seem to really describe that and the world building seems to be crazy and all over the place, but I'm hoping the next few episodes are going to be better before season 2 where maybe we get actually some thoughtful world exploration

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie my beloved

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did she have sex with Crimson and Striker yet?

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she is so CUTE when she is angry!! anons help me..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She reminds me of Sisu a bit

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm the backbone of the Vee's
    I believe it. If Velvette weren't around the other two would crumble due to how erratic they are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she’s definitely the most competent and socially aware of them. i doubt vox or val would’ve been able to get carmilla to shit herself or cause that much doubt in the overlord meeting. im looking forward to more velvette - she’s probably the most interesting of the three, and im betting the assault on heaven she spoke of was her own creation

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Heaven is also a concrete commercial hellscape
    I don't buy it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >AD’s sister has four legs
      IMAGINE.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know right, alot of the older speculative fanart I've seen of heaven in this show managed to give it a more unique feel compared to hell

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I find it stupid that heaven also has weird animal people too, it just makes it feel too much like Hell’s denizens then.
        Like I could understand some of the weirder ones like the guys with flaming wheel heads and such you see in the courtroom, but not actual furries.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I find it stupid that heaven also has weird animal people too
          Some angels are described like that in the bible, also christianity angels and demons are the same species only divided by political views

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The fallen angels left heaven to get laid, not even joking. Theyre the biggest simps in history

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No. Those guys left to take advantage of the dominion their sons would have.
              God wanted Adam to pick a non-human wife in Genesis 2 so only the man (male) can pass down human dominion.
              So when Adam said “no”, God had to make Eve and now the daughters of man are valuable targets for Fallen Angels to take and wage wars against mankind.
              Creating fricking furries and other weird ass beings that are counted as man in God’s very rule book.

              If you want to know… there are indeed female angels and God recreated new ones in Genesis 2 for Adam to pick and chose. And that’s why the fallen angels knew they can mate with them.

              The biggest simps are the holy angels that wait patiently for their lover. And yeah, they’ve been reported on.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              fun fact, some orthodox israelites REALLY hate when you mention that and consider it an offense to angels and God, some will even curse you for saying that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It was, thats why god kicked them out of heaven. Imagine giving up being in heaven with god for some box. If i was god id be offended too.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rosie is in the last category solely because she's a cannibal and might go all black widow on me afterwards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WRONG. how can you not marry Sera

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's hot but not as much of a waifu material as the other three

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kill the dinosaur freak

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But I want the big dinosaur lady to sit on my face 🙁

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do people really own homosexualy ass shit like "emotional support plushies"

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they should frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Knowing Viv, the chance of it happening does exist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Dad vs Dad"
      >Alastor is not an actual dad
      You people keep calling the director a fujoshi, but any fujo/fudan worth their dime would've had THE ultimate dad Adam beef it out with Lucifer, or atleast mention the other by now

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They need to show off Eve already so people can draw her and her dumb fat husband Adam being cute and silly together. Since it's physically impossible for this show to be genuinely cool in any capacity or have their characters not be tacky and one-note, I just hope she's not a wooden cutout or annoying like the majority of the characters are at the very least. I really just want the stupid "wut happen to Lilith??" shit out of the way since I'm way more curious about Eves whereabouts, this show has enough unanswered questions about the setting already

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