>is mayonnaise an instrument?

>is mayonnaise an instrument?
HHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY SO LE RANDOM AHAHA ITS HILARIOUS BECAUSE MAYONNAISE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT AN INSTRUMENT BUT THIS DUMB IDIOT THINKS IT IS HAHOHOHO PEAK COMEDY RIGHT HERE FOLKS

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this but unironically

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick millennials

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Millennial here, I enjoy early seasons of Spongebob.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      First post, best post, but unironically.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ATHEISTS BTFOOOOOO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Le funny sarcastic reductionism post in caps XD

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mayonnaise can be an instrument though

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Piss! So much piss!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHA
    HE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    An Apple product was your father figure and making threads like these is how you cope.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it was pretty funny

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever is the owner of the frick and suck, you left your lights on.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there so much body horror in post-Hillenburg episodes?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a good thread?No,this is not a good thread and am hiding it because OP sucks smegma cheese

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >itt millennials coping with the fact that the crap they watched during childhood is no better than the crap being released today

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until you find out what I was listening to when I was 15

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some of what was airing when I was a kid was crap, some of what is airing now is crap. This particular episode of Spongebob is objectively not crap and is one of the greatest examples of children's entertainment ever created. You think I view bullshit like Angela Anaconda or Mike Lu and Og as equivalent to classic Spongebob?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If the new stuff is so good then how come even the stuff they think is iconic is all from over ten years ago

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In ten years from now, a bunch of stuff popular these days will be “iconic” too

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Such as? Only thing I can think of that's popular enough is The Loud House. They only run that and Teen Titans Go, which is a spinoff from a millennial show. That's it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Give it 10 years and we will see. You’re saying there won’t be pieces of media today that kids won’t feel nostalgic for 10 years from now? I don’t watch any kids shows released these days, so I don’t really know whats popular, but It’s all about perspective

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm saying there probably won't be any zoomer icons like the millennial icons of Spongebob, Pikachu/Pokemon, Powerpuff Girls, DBZ, Naruto, Sailor Moon, etc. which zoomers are all also into.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I somehow have a hard time believing anyone will be nostalgic for PPG 2016. But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe alpha girls thought it was the best thing since sliced bread.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're not going to be able to avoid Teen Titans Go.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >You’re saying there won’t be pieces of media today that kids won’t feel nostalgic for 10 years from now?
              No but I believe, contrary to what

              >itt millennials coping with the fact that the crap they watched during childhood is no better than the crap being released today

              said, the crap they played back then is better than the crap being released today. Of course people will be nostalgic, people are nostalgic for bad things all the time, thats what nostalgia is - your brain lying to you. But even rewatching those older cartoons with fresh eyes and there's a big difference compared to current year children's programming. Taste is subjective, but quality is not.
              Plus I don't see any kids wearing Craig of the creek backpacks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because kids who watch cartoons today aren't on twitter, what you just shared is an example of some nostalgia slop they post to gain relevance to the millennials on twitter, some of whom are now parents and may now be swayed to put on Cartoon Network for their brats

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kids today have much better shows I think. Most of the shit I watched and loved as a kid I wouldn't put on now even for nostalgic purposes past a few episodes.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I clapped

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >turn voice recorder on
    >swish knife around in mayonnaise jar a bunch
    >add the swishing sound to a hip hop beat
    mayonnaise is now an instrument

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >turn voice recorder on
      >start fricking mayonnaise jar a bunch
      >add the swishing sound to a hip hop beat
      mayonnaise is now an instrument

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its not an instrument its a sample

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Patrick is technically right, the definition of an Instrument is a tool or implement, especially one for delicate or scientific work.
    Mayo is a tool for eating. Therefore mayonnaise is an instrument.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A spoon is a tool for eating. A fork is a tool for eating. Mayo is just something you eat. Would make more sense to say mayo is a tool for satisfying your hunger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A fork might be an instrument by your definition, but mayo can't be handled to be used for eating.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mayo is an instrument for the obesity epidemic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mayo’s good on coldcut sandwiches, especially ham.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s almost as if this show was made for children not for swarmy adult homosexuals such as yourself

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whats funny is in todays cartoons we'd get some lame ass answer like "Sure Patrick, Mayo can be whatever you want!" Instead of squiward shitting on him

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >is mayonnaise an instrument
    Made me laugh

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This actually is funny

    >why is this funny

    It’s because of the character asking it. It’s easy to write off the joke as ‘lul just purely random’ but the writers of the OG spongebob episodes didn’t have that style of humor ever. In fact, the later seasons became more slapstick and random because they were trying to emulate the old spongebobs, but didn’t get the cartoonish genius behind it and what made it funny. Theres reasoning you can see behind every joke in spongebob, even if it’s absurdist humor and something you almost have to be “stoned” to understand.

    The assumption one could make is Patrick is just asking a dumb and random question which is obviously not a question anyone could have. But that’s because it’s easy to think Patrick understands what an instrument is. Patrick is a dull man who lived under a rock most of his life. He’s never been cultured or educated, so he likely doesn’t know what the word instrument means. What he does know - food. He’s constantly eating.

    Now, let’s follow Patrick’s line of thinking to make sense of it. He doesn’t know what an instrument is. So he’s not asking if mayonnaise fits into the category or being an instrument. He’s testing out his understanding of the word instrument to see if he has it right. Mayonnaise is a sauce, not a food. Instruments make music. Mayonnaise makes food better; instruments make sound better. It’s likely he reasoned mayonnaise could be an instrument since he’s unfamiliar with concepts like condiments, instruments and so on. He used something he knew, and correlated it to the idea of an instrument. That’s why his question is actually really funny and brilliantly written. I still laugh when I think about it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One of these days you'll learn that execution is just as important, if not more important, than a concept. I could write an amazing concerto but it would still be awful if I tried to play it since I can't play the piano.

      That's why great comedians are respected. They take things people would never consider funny, or even think as annoying, and through their delivery and timing make it work. Comedy also depends on the source, too. People like Patrick, so they're more likely to laugh at him asking if mayonnaise is an instrument.

      See, this guy gets it.

      Another great moment, I think, is in The Fry Cook Games, in that it rewards viewers who have been watching the show, there's layered humor without continuity while still being funny on its own for new viewers.

      When Spongebob defends his job as a fry cook, Patrick flips a rock over with his foot and makes a sizzling sound. That on its own is amusing in that Patrick is not only being antagonistic to his friend, he even uses a prop, which is surprisingly clever for him.

      But what makes this joke go even further is that for those of us who have seen Big Pink Loser, we know that Patrick already tried to work at the Krusty Krab and he failed miserably, needing step by step instructions from Spongebob on how to open a jar. So the irony of Patrick doing this is even funnier. I feel like the best comedy shows do this sort of layering.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now, let’s follow Patrick’s line of thinking to make sense of it. He doesn’t know what an instrument is. So he’s not asking if mayonnaise fits into the category or being an instrument. He’s testing out his understanding of the word instrument to see if he has it right. Mayonnaise is a sauce, not a food. Instruments make music. Mayonnaise makes food better; instruments make sound better. It’s likely he reasoned mayonnaise could be an instrument since he’s unfamiliar with concepts like condiments, instruments and so on. He used something he knew, and correlated it to the idea of an instrument. That’s why his question is actually really funny and brilliantly written. I still laugh when I think about it

      Now, let’s follow Patrick’s line of thinking to make sense of it. He doesn’t know what an instrument is. So he’s not asking if mayonnaise fits into the category or being an instrument. He’s testing out his understanding of the word instrument to see if he has it right. Mayonnaise is a sauce, not a food. Instruments make music. Mayonnaise makes food better; instruments make sound better. It’s likely he reasoned mayonnaise could be an instrument since he’s unfamiliar with concepts like condiments, instruments and so on. He used something he knew, and correlated it to the idea of an instrument. That’s why his question is actually really funny and brilliantly written. I still laugh when I think about it

      I agree with these guys, that’s how I found the joke. I think squidward knowing Patrick was about to ask about Horse radish next proves there was an understandable line of logic behind it and not just random wackiness

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now, let’s follow Patrick’s line of thinking to make sense of it. He doesn’t know what an instrument is. So he’s not asking if mayonnaise fits into the category or being an instrument. He’s testing out his understanding of the word instrument to see if he has it right. Mayonnaise is a sauce, not a food. Instruments make music. Mayonnaise makes food better; instruments make sound better. It’s likely he reasoned mayonnaise could be an instrument since he’s unfamiliar with concepts like condiments, instruments and so on. He used something he knew, and correlated it to the idea of an instrument. That’s why his question is actually really funny and brilliantly written. I still laugh when I think about it

      Spongebob Squarepants -- now, I want to talk about this program. Have you seen it? I find the show deeply fascinating, I really do. I enjoy the antics of the titular culinarian and his slow-witted friend Patrick, and -- the stoic, musically-inclined fellow living in a statue whose name escapes me at this moment. Edward or William or some such. It's wonderful.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now, let’s follow Patrick’s line of thinking to make sense of it. He doesn’t know what an instrument is. So he’s not asking if mayonnaise fits into the category or being an instrument. He’s testing out his understanding of the word instrument to see if he has it right. Mayonnaise is a sauce, not a food. Instruments make music. Mayonnaise makes food better; instruments make sound better. It’s likely he reasoned mayonnaise could be an instrument since he’s unfamiliar with concepts like condiments, instruments and so on. He used something he knew, and correlated it to the idea of an instrument. That’s why his question is actually really funny and brilliantly written. I still laugh when I think about it

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why is comedy made for children not up to my standards?
    braindead moron

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now, let’s follow Patrick’s line of thinking to make sense of it. He doesn’t know what an instrument is. So he’s not asking if mayonnaise fits into the category or being an instrument. He’s testing out his understanding of the word instrument to see if he has it right. Mayonnaise is a sauce, not a food. Instruments make music. Mayonnaise makes food better; instruments make sound better. It’s likely he reasoned mayonnaise could be an instrument since he’s unfamiliar with concepts like condiments, instruments and so on. He used something he knew, and correlated it to the idea of an instrument. That’s why his question is actually really funny and brilliantly written. I still laugh when I think about it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anon, your genius is showing

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you get gum in your hair and use mayonnaise to loosen it out then mayonnaise becomes an instrument

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sneedseed a memestrument

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The funny part to me is squidward already knowing his next question was about horse radish

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