Chafing, and also it does give the appearance of breasts like the other Anon said. I once was sleeping with a woman who had a totally flat chest but she'd still wear a padded c cup outside and at work.
is it really dfc if they have weird small vegan boobs like nancy thp
Prevents nipples from showing
why do chestlets bother with a bra
It is the pencil eraser / gumdrop / super sensitive always rock hard nipple phenomenon.
I also knew a girl like this, and with a tight sweater and heavily padded bra she *still* had mad pokies. Indomitable, attention seeking nips.
Chafing, and also it does give the appearance of breasts like the other Anon said. I once was sleeping with a woman who had a totally flat chest but she'd still wear a padded c cup outside and at work.
Nancy & Jonathan are going to tour the country publishing their own spooky journalism paper where they investigate hauntings & cryptids & such. He takes pictures, she writes.
Steve is gonna hook up with a cutie military admin girl & have a ton of kids & be a consultant in monster slaying to the government
All troons need to have their throats slit on live television.
Then, anyone who enabled troons need to be castrated on live television with no anesthesia and a rusty knife.
>You just can't handle a real womyn!
No shit I can't handle a woman six inches shorter than me and twice my weight that has to eat an entire pizza as an after sex snack where I lost five pounds just from vomiting at the stench wafting from her fat rolls flapping as I pounded.
That is not my problem.
That is the homosexual zoomer's problem.
My wife of fifteen years is still 5'6 150 pounds and 34D cups.
I'm still seven inches taller than her, and 50 pounds larger. >Americans fatasses! You are fat fucks!
Do let me know when your waist drops below 34 inches. Then we can talk.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Okay incel, when you're done larping about your fifteen year old pedo bride you can resume your life of involuntary celabcy because you decided the body type that is by far most common was "unfuckable". At least you'll have cartoons champ
3 months ago
Anonymous
Wow.
I can tell that you are a retarded ESL monkey.
That was not what was said, but it is easy to see how a dumbass third worlder like yourself that doesn't understand English would think that.
some people like chocolate milkshake, some people like vanilla, some like pizza in their chicken, some like peanut butter on their balls.
tastes tastes tastes
They try to make a big point of how Nancy used to be a nerd that joined in with her brothers d&d sessions but this aspect of her character is never ever shown. She's an airheaded boy obsessed basic bitch bimbo with zero nerd hobbies or tendencies. Her backstory of being a former nerd makes zero sense because nerd girls who realized they're half fuckable and dropped their geek ways to start sucking and fucking chad still have need tendencies, they don't just 180 flip into being Stacey.
I don't think she was ever a nerd or even played that shitty game. They mention she dressed up once probably to say she used to be "cool" until she realized her brother and his friends are mongoloid losers. And wasn't she supposed to be a straight A's girls? Far from an airheaded bimbo. Just that in universe she's a gigastacy so she attracts chads. And who can a beautiful hot juicy chad cock?
>gets with Steve >pretty much cheats with Charlie >goes back to Steve >goes back to Charlie >clearly wants to get back with Steve
She's not a slut, she's just unfaithful
Girls with tits that small are basically men and men that aren't able to defend themselves from rape are going to get sexually abused and humiliated by bigger men. Therefore this girl is going to get violently raped
only watched the first season, does she ever get with the creepy virgin? he was my self-insert and I’d only be interested in watching more if he gets to fuck her at some point
>does she ever get with the creepy virgin?
Yes but then he does the inevitable and lets his schizoid personality take over, makes terrible decisions that harm their relationship, and in swoops her Chad ex-boyfriend who has become a really great guy: heroic, kind, funny, charming, relatively handsome compared to the dios mio cast. They spend more time together and it's clear she wants him to impregnate her and take her on family vacations.
I'm not making any of this up. This is literally canon.
It's not depressing if you can avoid projecting yourself onto him 100% and realise he's fucking up his own relationship. He got the girl. He started ghosting her and making excuses to NOT visit her at college and smash her puss. He lies to her about wanting to move to her town or whatever. He sabotages his own relationship and Chad just slides back into place without even trying, because he's such a good guy that he wouldn't actually try to steal the virgin's girlfriend.
Sometimes Chad really just is a better man than the depressed nerd/loser guy. Sometimes the loser really doesn't deserve to be in a relationship.
>He started ghosting her and making excuses to NOT visit her at college and smash her puss. He lies to her about wanting to move to her town or whatever.
Why the fuck would be do this, if I had that chick as my gf you’d need to pry her from my cold dead hands
>Why the fuck would be do this
Can't remember but I don't think it's really explained. He just hangs around with his fat mystery meat pizza delivery friend and they get high all the time. He's a loser. I guess they'll explore his reasoning in the next season that I won't be watching.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>He just hangs around with his fat mystery meat pizza delivery friend and they get high all the time.
Holy shit I literally want to kill the fucker. Living the incel dream of having a hot sweetheart qt3.14 waifu and he throws it all away to be a fucking pothead. I hope he gets cancer.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Dude, like, why would you want to go fuck your cute skelly girlfriend who's actually intelligent and competent and loves you for some reason? >Hang out with me and get stoned and drive around with your closeted homo brother and his straight twink crush and his straight twink crush's autist girlfriend instead brah
3 months ago
Anonymous
kek. also holy fuck those kids aged poorly, except the chick, she looks basically the same
He had to move with his family to hide 11 from the glowies. Then he had some vague retarded issues about going to college, and by the time he meets Nancy again, Steve has proved himself to be twice the man than Jonathan is, without trying.
God I can't wait until AI can faithfully generate episodes like this. Imagine a world of erotic fanfic but indistinguishable from official material, the same soundtrack, original actors, all of it. I hope it gets here before I'm dead. The final payout for enduring so much more insanity in the world.
>originally it was going to be an anthology with each season centered around some new weird pulp horror >Instead we got five seasons of eleven screaming at monsters until they explode and witnessing the zoomers grow into weird adults
I get why they did it. Everyone fell in love with the S1 characters and getting a whole new cast would have felt like a huge risk. They should have, of course, but that’s with hindsight.
I get why they did it. Everyone fell in love with the S1 characters and getting a whole new cast would have felt like a huge risk. They should have, of course, but that’s with hindsight.
The real problem is, they needed to learn that they didn't have to keep the entire cast around. It's ok if everyone doesn't get a plot. Instead we have the stupidest shit possible.
I don't know how it got normalized to let teenager girls go do anything unattended by male relatives. I don't know how that was effectively sold to anyone. Women under 25 shouldn't even be allowed to go outside without their father or brother present to babysit them, you retards over there even let them drive too, how the fuck did you let that happen? Imagine a fucking woman and trusting her to drive a 3000 lb missile when most of them can't even walk in a straight line without tripping or something.
that's a man
Guess I'm gay
Timothee chalamet
why do chestlets bother with a bra
mb bra gives at least that little hump under clothes. don't know.
love me stickfu
Chafing, and also it does give the appearance of breasts like the other Anon said. I once was sleeping with a woman who had a totally flat chest but she'd still wear a padded c cup outside and at work.
>Finally get with the girl
>Take off her shirt
>Surprise DFC
Like winning the lottery.
is it really dfc if they have weird small vegan boobs like nancy thp
If they can be described as "a mouthful" then that's enough for me
It is the pencil eraser / gumdrop / super sensitive always rock hard nipple phenomenon.
I also knew a girl like this, and with a tight sweater and heavily padded bra she *still* had mad pokies. Indomitable, attention seeking nips.
t.based Sarah enjoyer*
*They're all named Sarah.
No her name was Mel. Greek girl with a great ass and a seismic pussy. I miss her a bit but she was genuinely an insane slut.
Prevents nipples from showing
Men have nipples and they don't wear bras.
they should wear one. a bro. or a mansiere
why do asslets bother with underwear?
This is one dumb comparison...
As a chestlet I can confirm my bra is worn to soak up milk stains.
sure thing tranny
Idk but its sexy. I lived in Hong Kong and banged another Asian girls with those iddy biddy titties and 15 year old girl bodies.
they probably have long nipples which are extremely hot_
Padding a bra is cheaper than getting implants
she's going to get back with steve in season 5
no way this show ends with steve being straight
he's a straight white male, and a fan favorite. he's going to get killed off
I'm not sure Natalia Dyer is going to live long enough to film Season 5.
Its obvious thats she not going to end up with either of them and instead focus on her journalism career so she can be a boss bitch.
Nancy & Jonathan are going to tour the country publishing their own spooky journalism paper where they investigate hauntings & cryptids & such. He takes pictures, she writes.
Steve is gonna hook up with a cutie military admin girl & have a ton of kids & be a consultant in monster slaying to the government
No, shes a stick
>"gimme the stick!"
she is a stick bug
Finn finally trooned out?
>nobody:
>poltard: TRANNIES
>nobody:
>reddit: /misc/!
That flatness turns me into a beast.
She's my skeleton wife
Man a that's
All republican incels must die
none of those are american kek
That's an American man
I'm a liberal incel
how can liberal be an incel when there is so many willing """"""""""women""""""""" out there?
Male feminist is just a code word for sex pest
Including abraham lincoln? That's not very progress oriented, chuddy
>Lincoln
>an incel
How long do you think you will keep this up before you kill yourself?
All troons need to have their throats slit on live television.
Then, anyone who enabled troons need to be castrated on live television with no anesthesia and a rusty knife.
>You just can't handle a real womyn!
No shit I can't handle a woman six inches shorter than me and twice my weight that has to eat an entire pizza as an after sex snack where I lost five pounds just from vomiting at the stench wafting from her fat rolls flapping as I pounded.
The average American is now obese. If you're fatphobic, you are by definition going to live as an incel.
That is not my problem.
That is the homosexual zoomer's problem.
My wife of fifteen years is still 5'6 150 pounds and 34D cups.
I'm still seven inches taller than her, and 50 pounds larger.
>Americans fatasses! You are fat fucks!
Do let me know when your waist drops below 34 inches. Then we can talk.
Okay incel, when you're done larping about your fifteen year old pedo bride you can resume your life of involuntary celabcy because you decided the body type that is by far most common was "unfuckable". At least you'll have cartoons champ
Wow.
I can tell that you are a retarded ESL monkey.
That was not what was said, but it is easy to see how a dumbass third worlder like yourself that doesn't understand English would think that.
Who's a republican? Incel?
what's the appeal of sticcs? no ass, no boobers, just bony & uncomfortable.
some people like chocolate milkshake, some people like vanilla, some like pizza in their chicken, some like peanut butter on their balls.
tastes tastes tastes
This is such a reddit post
Yet they are correct, it's not their fault they had to spell it out to a fuckin obvious teenager
You seem a little mad???
they aren't fat? they tend to smell good and are easily to bounce around the bedroom. plus skinny is hot
Damn girl. Eat a sandwich.
Yes a MTF slut
she's the whore of babylon
yjk she loves being abused
What is up with her neck. Did her head shrink
>whore of babylon
Wrong you Negro. Even The Mother Harlot is more appealing.
They try to make a big point of how Nancy used to be a nerd that joined in with her brothers d&d sessions but this aspect of her character is never ever shown. She's an airheaded boy obsessed basic bitch bimbo with zero nerd hobbies or tendencies. Her backstory of being a former nerd makes zero sense because nerd girls who realized they're half fuckable and dropped their geek ways to start sucking and fucking chad still have need tendencies, they don't just 180 flip into being Stacey.
>She's an airheaded boy obsessed basic bitch bimbo
hey I love Nancy
I mean that's true to life. Every girl is a bro until they discover cock
Actual nerd girls still let their power levels slip from time to time.
I don't think she was ever a nerd or even played that shitty game. They mention she dressed up once probably to say she used to be "cool" until she realized her brother and his friends are mongoloid losers. And wasn't she supposed to be a straight A's girls? Far from an airheaded bimbo. Just that in universe she's a gigastacy so she attracts chads. And who can a beautiful hot juicy chad cock?
She's clearly deep-throated her own fingers way more than any cock.
Is that so?
It is so
>gets with Steve
>pretty much cheats with Charlie
>goes back to Steve
>goes back to Charlie
>clearly wants to get back with Steve
She's not a slut, she's just unfaithful
>She's not a slut, she's just unfaithful
Lol this falls under the definition of slut.
Being unfaithful and being a slut aren't mutually exclusive
Unironically she is just in love with two dudes and all their problems would be solved if they were a throuple.
Monogamy is evil yet again
Shut up, hole. You're the fucking problem.
Are you republican or democrat? My response will reflect your political leanings.
This planet was better when you were beaten and didn't say anything.
yes, she's a woman
She looks disgusting, yikes
This just made me realize how much Timmy Chalomet looks like a girl
Girls with tits that small are basically men and men that aren't able to defend themselves from rape are going to get sexually abused and humiliated by bigger men. Therefore this girl is going to get violently raped
wow you are quite the expert on rape
Thank you I have spent many years honing my expertise
built for cuddling
Christ that weight
Her cunt must be so dry and dusty
Nah, skeletons can have very wet meaty pussah.
See: Eugenia cooney
skeletor
only watched the first season, does she ever get with the creepy virgin? he was my self-insert and I’d only be interested in watching more if he gets to fuck her at some point
>does she ever get with the creepy virgin?
Yes but then he does the inevitable and lets his schizoid personality take over, makes terrible decisions that harm their relationship, and in swoops her Chad ex-boyfriend who has become a really great guy: heroic, kind, funny, charming, relatively handsome compared to the dios mio cast. They spend more time together and it's clear she wants him to impregnate her and take her on family vacations.
I'm not making any of this up. This is literally canon.
Damn. Even in fiction Chad always wins. I think it would have been less depressing if the virgin never dated her at all
It's not depressing if you can avoid projecting yourself onto him 100% and realise he's fucking up his own relationship. He got the girl. He started ghosting her and making excuses to NOT visit her at college and smash her puss. He lies to her about wanting to move to her town or whatever. He sabotages his own relationship and Chad just slides back into place without even trying, because he's such a good guy that he wouldn't actually try to steal the virgin's girlfriend.
Sometimes Chad really just is a better man than the depressed nerd/loser guy. Sometimes the loser really doesn't deserve to be in a relationship.
>He started ghosting her and making excuses to NOT visit her at college and smash her puss. He lies to her about wanting to move to her town or whatever.
Why the fuck would be do this, if I had that chick as my gf you’d need to pry her from my cold dead hands
>Why the fuck would be do this
Can't remember but I don't think it's really explained. He just hangs around with his fat mystery meat pizza delivery friend and they get high all the time. He's a loser. I guess they'll explore his reasoning in the next season that I won't be watching.
>He just hangs around with his fat mystery meat pizza delivery friend and they get high all the time.
Holy shit I literally want to kill the fucker. Living the incel dream of having a hot sweetheart qt3.14 waifu and he throws it all away to be a fucking pothead. I hope he gets cancer.
>Dude, like, why would you want to go fuck your cute skelly girlfriend who's actually intelligent and competent and loves you for some reason?
>Hang out with me and get stoned and drive around with your closeted homo brother and his straight twink crush and his straight twink crush's autist girlfriend instead brah
kek. also holy fuck those kids aged poorly, except the chick, she looks basically the same
He had to move with his family to hide 11 from the glowies. Then he had some vague retarded issues about going to college, and by the time he meets Nancy again, Steve has proved himself to be twice the man than Jonathan is, without trying.
This bitch thinks she's the next Aniston or some shit
No, I think she just has anorexia (like the actual disorder, not tiktok anorexia)
Seeing her just makes me sad.
Her diet it so obviously shit she's going to age like milk.
This thread is peak reddit.
Your face is Reddit.
100% cheating whore, with slut tendencies. She's only fucked two dudes so her body count is still low, depends on where she goes from that
PH - Brooke Tilli - Step Bro is Back from Halloween Party
You're welcome.
Isn't Stranger Things taking place in the 80s? Is the 20 dicks deep into her sex life yet?
Then no.
she is a woman so yes
I believe Nancy probably showed Eleven how to masturbate sometime in season two.
You didn’t have to post this anon. It could have stayed in your head, where it belongs.
Sadie would probably be the one to teach her. Just like make up & dressing up for the mall
Very possible. They definitely masturbate together during sleepovers.
Sadie has red pussy hair most likely, even by season 2
God I can't wait until AI can faithfully generate episodes like this. Imagine a world of erotic fanfic but indistinguishable from official material, the same soundtrack, original actors, all of it. I hope it gets here before I'm dead. The final payout for enduring so much more insanity in the world.
she let her best friend die for a jock
Thank you hungry skellington
Nah, her lady bits are probably all dried out like a menopausal woman from malnutrition. Bitch needs to start eating some real food.
Yes , my slut
I like her.
I do too, but it makes me sad that she clearly is starving herself. It ain't worth it
Hopefully stickfus make a return. the 00s were good for it
She looks ugly
Fuck you, don’t you dare talk about my future wife that way
You're future wife is a coke whore
Give her a sandwich.
SHE CAN HAVE A SANDWICH WHEN SHE FIXES THIS DAMN DOOR
I'll make Robin straight
>originally it was going to be an anthology with each season centered around some new weird pulp horror
>Instead we got five seasons of eleven screaming at monsters until they explode and witnessing the zoomers grow into weird adults
I get why they did it. Everyone fell in love with the S1 characters and getting a whole new cast would have felt like a huge risk. They should have, of course, but that’s with hindsight.
The real problem is, they needed to learn that they didn't have to keep the entire cast around. It's ok if everyone doesn't get a plot. Instead we have the stupidest shit possible.
She looks like a skelly
She needs a few lbs
no but now she IS anorexic irl, thats a fact.. i wonder how they'll hide/fix it in the shows next season lole
Why doesn’t she just eat, it’s that simple
Insiders say she just won't his calls...
what?
Anon is trying to Bond burger her.
I’m not normally into sticc girls but she makes me diamonds for some reason
I don't know how it got normalized to let teenager girls go do anything unattended by male relatives. I don't know how that was effectively sold to anyone. Women under 25 shouldn't even be allowed to go outside without their father or brother present to babysit them, you retards over there even let them drive too, how the fuck did you let that happen? Imagine a fucking woman and trusting her to drive a 3000 lb missile when most of them can't even walk in a straight line without tripping or something.
Yeah, a pitslut