>is never seen working out in the show
>is a 250lb monster of pure muscle
surreal
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>is never seen working out in the show. >is a 250lb monster of pure muscle
>is never seen working out in the show
>is a 250lb monster of pure muscle
surreal
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roids exist
You still have to actually lift when you pin.
yeah, for a reasonable amount of time.
without them you'd basically have to live in the gym to get to that sort of physique. I know because I'm at my own natty limit, to go anywhere from here I'd either have to put in more time which I don't have or an unpleasant degree of intensity.
Post body
I'm not gonna do that, but what the frick would you even care to know? I'm saying with my current feeding regime which is pretty good and amount of exercise I find comfortable I've been at about the same place for over a year, even though I was making a lot of progress when I started 3 years ago. It's not that I'm not content with it, but I also don't look like Reacher. This seems to be my limit within what is reasonable, to go further I would have to do things that inconvenience me.
No one can look like Reacher without roids. I think you're just filtering out zoomers who don't know anything about bodybuilding.
>I'm at my own natty limit
extreme doubt
that's not all I said tho is it? within the constraints of a person with other shit to do, this is it, yes.
there was a study that shows not lifting on gear got you more muscle than working out 5 times a week for 1 hr each time
I also read a study that you're a big fricking homosexual
That study refrenced lean body mass, not muscle. And water weight is included in lean body mass. Surprise, surprise: roids make you retain water. Also, they picked untrained poeple for the study
>That study
Link it
another pedestrian moron who thinks roids is a free buff magic drug
He just does bowflex brah
Reacher is supposed to be some freak of nature. Like the novels just straight call him a gorilla of a man with basketballs for delts
Literally the world's strongest men who make Reacher in the show AND in the books look like a little boy. They all work out constantly and roid. At 6'5" 250 lbs, he'd merely be average height and about 100 lbs underweight in any WSM competition.
That's why it's utterly hilarious that Cruise thought he'd be a good fit for the role.
His movie is the only good piece of media around this character, even the books. They're utter trash, Cruise made them kino. The concept of the character is fricking insane schlock anyway. Cruise was better.
Lmao. There's that brown manlet again.
Cruise is a joke.
personality wise Cruise fits more
This trash show is nothing more than a stupid /misc/ power fantasy, just ignore that trash.
oh yeah, refer me to the episode where he goes full chud and takes on the global israeli cartel
seethe, racist pig.
I’m lost if your baiting or not, the same people who you’re insulting are also finding the show to be moronic.
>noooo don't insult my moronic basement extremist group! we don't like the doubleplus ungood tv show either!
Imagine pigeonholing yourself into one of two groups of microbrains.
not them but your mental disorder is showing
Yes, we should all watch /lgbt/ fantasies like you enjoy.
He ate lots of chicken salad, like everyone in Hollywood.
not this show specifically, cause I've never seen it, but any show with a character who is jacked and the story is going thru his day, and it doesn't show him trying to maintain his body, annoys me idk why
100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups, 100 squats, 10-kilometer run. Every single day.
I did the first two for a year and nothing happened. One punch man lied.
>told to do 4 things
>only do 2
>they lied to me!
Well I reckon I’d be half as strong and half as ripped but nothing happened. You can only get ripped doing roids, juicing test or eating a frickton of food and going to gym 3 hours a day doing high intense workouts everyday for a year.
>but nothing happened
you got stronger, at least a bit
>Instead of a distinct location like a small town that you build up and explore all season, bounce between generic city locals
>Instead of interesting characters that Reacher can bounce off, have him surrounded by his boring army buddies
>Instead of Reacher winning with brains+brawn, have half a dozen shootout scenes where they win because the bad guys can't aim
>Instead of a villain with an interesting plan, it's an incredible dumb and boring one
>Instead of getting a Reacher vs AM fight the season seemed to be building to, the last fight is between a random goon of the T-1000 and AM dies with a whimper
>instead of decent dialogue repeat the same 3 shitty catchphrases every episode
Season 1 was hardly brilliant TV but goddamn was this a massive drop from that
felt like season 2 was written by AI
season 2 was a steaming pile of shit
>meeting with his friend at a diner
>gets a sandwich
>takes 2 bites out of it and leaves it on the table
Really took me out. Dudes a nomad, he isn't having preplanned meals or anything, he's relying on charity of others. He did not get that big by saying ehhh I'll get something else sometime later.
the only foods i remember him eating are sandwiches, coffee and a few bars of clark
You don’t remember the chicken shack in S1 where he gets a massive plate of food and the salad eating detective asks him how he keeps in shape eating all that stuff?
he would need to eat at least 5 times what he did there just to start calling it a meal
for whatever reason they never show people finishing up plates on film. I don't know why the frick that is, maybe some sort of rule. I remember Sopranos was like this, fat ass Tony always playing with his food but never actually eating it.
my guess is just because it'd be a pain if someone like took a bite from a sandwich and messed up their lines, they'd have to make another sandwich!
yeah food as a prop, good point. my other thought was maybe it would just look real unprofessional if guys were literally have a full on meal on screen
the food is never good. it's not like it's prepared hot and fresh by an actual chef. it's whipped up for a scene by a production assistant by whatever they have lying around or can spare in the budget. it's probably cold by the time the actor gets to it. it sits there for an hour during takes. and actors/actresses are particular about their diets, on top of that.
this. It’s so heckin unrealistic, I was shaking
if i recall in season one theres a scene where he puts down like three plates of bbq
There's a season 2 scene where he loads up tons of plates at a hotel buffet, though I can't say if he is actually shown eating anything
it just cuts to show the empty plates
max comf
Every fricking clip I see of this show makes the guy look like some ridiculously over-the-top Superman-esque character that can do no wrong, is always morally justified, and beats up cartoonish bad guys like a comic character. It looks so boring.
Am I missing something?
that's pretty much it, he's basically better than everyone at everything
Except he isn't. If you'd watch the show you'd know that, but you didn't.
>act like moron
>get called a moron
>hurr durr muh impotent rage
Wow what a genuine poster who really has a functional brain and came to discuss a television show. CERTAINLY not a seething zoomer manchild and probably brown 🙂
he is and i did tho
No, it's for the same type of people who like the Punisher and are closeted homos.
>Am I missing something?
Yes, you unironically are. He has a couple "zinger" scenes where he acts like Sherlock Holmes over trivial issues that don't really matter. In reality he frequently makes bad decisions that lead to people getting killed or investigative leads being lost. His fight prowess is only really good against local town drunks, he just barely holds his own against any serious trained opponents. He gets knocked the frick out by a scrawny kid with a crowbar and almost killed by drowning in a swimming pool. He just barely makes it out alive because he's the action hero guy.
>It looks so boring.
Oh, you're a fricking bitter idiot who not only judges things without even watching them but acts huffy and entitled at the sheer thought that it would ever be suggested he watch something. Nice attitude dumbfrick.
Observe the impotent rage demonstrating my observations here
There are numerous scenes in season 1 where he's like "I got it all figured out now!" and then he's completely wrong. And then there are scenes where he's like "I'm super strong so I'll just beat it out of them" and then he fricks up the fight and the guy he wanted to question gets away because he didn't plan it out well enough. The number of major critical moments where he's imperfect outnumber the ones where he's supposedly "perfect".
He's literally me
>is never shown on the toilet
>isnt severely constipated at all times
???
basically a homeless guy that only eats out. where's he getting enough protein to sustain that mass?
>bigger than everyone
>stronger than everyone
>knows tech better than the nerds
>knows the law better than the lawyers and police
oh gee reacher is up against a smaller guy with a knife i wonder how he's gonna get out of this jam
also the way guns worked in the show is so dumb, people standing still firing at each other to hit 1 shot every 4 clips
>clips
Imagine actually getting upset by that.
You wouldn't have survived 5 minutes in the 80s, would you? You'd "literally shake" yourself to death.
What's it like being infantile?
you can literally shake my dick, grandpa. your rage is palpable. go back to bed before the caretaker takes your ipad away
Aww, widdle zoomie is having a meltdown now that he got caught getting mad at the TV.
>that literal fragility
lmao
your entire generation is stillborn
there are 4-5 boomers losing their minds over that one little comment. can't handle bants
>lose argument
>"everyone's mad, I'm moronic on purpose.."
>bigger than most
>stronger than most
>relies on Neagley for tech
>ex-MP, knows basic military and civilian law
Fixed that for you, you shrieking leftist pissant.
>is getting beaten up
>still has the shit eating grin
I’m not quite his size and I’m about 15 years older, but I’m 6’3” and was close to this jacked when I was his age without working out. Some folks are just genetically gifted.
did you work construction or some shit like that? you really don't get that jacked doing nothing sitting on your ass all day
I was a motorcycle courier, spending 45-55 hours a week in the saddle does require a certain level of fitness. DL1000 gang represent.
I could look like him if I wanted to
>80s kid watches Schwarzenegger
>"wow he's so awesome, I literally want to be him"
>90s kid watches Brosnan
>"wow he's so awesome, I literally want to be him"
>2000s kid watches Keanu
>"wow he's so awesome, I literally want to be him"
>zoomer watches Reacher
>"REEEEEE THIS IS BAD WHY IS HE SO STRONG AND SMART. IT'S NOT FAIR THAT HE WINS ALL THE TIME AS A BIG WHITE GUY. THIS MAKES ME INSECURE BECAUSE I'M A TOTAL LOSER AND I CAN'T IDENTIFY WITH EVEN IMAGINING MYSELF AS ANYTHING ELSE"
Funny
I mean in all fairness the musclecoin has depreciated a lot
I actually laugh at this show because I'm 6'7 and 285lb. Portraying this 6'3 actor like he's tough lol, 6'3 more like 5'15. Everyone knows every 2 inches doubles your perceived height, so he is literally 4x smaller than me.
Good post. I liked it.
It's a show for women, like those novels where some Russian mafioso falls for a housewife or some shit. If you watch this, you're a homosexual.
Sex????
I really enjoyed the first season until they introduced the robotic negress. The second season was unredeemable trash since she was now part of the main cast