>*Is overwhelmingly french in your movie*

>*Is overwhelmingly french in your movie*

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    merovingian mommy

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's absolutely mouthwatering in beauty and the beast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make the beast blonde
      fricking israelites

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 woman, she needs to be cloned

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have bad news for you anon, this

        # [...] # [...] # [...] # [...] #

        Funny coming from homosexuals who nitpick over literal 10/10s

        transexual has something to tell you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          feels amazing when you kiss her or she suckin

          Ehh strong 8

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Strong 10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beauty and her breasts if you get my drift.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/lyf9uVq.jpeg

      >*Is overwhelmingly french in your movie*

      The nice thing about her as your wife is that you can safely park your vehicle in between her front teeth every night

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve always liked actresses with gapped front teeth. Who are other examples? I think Dakota Johnson fixed hers, unfortunately

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that an ftv shoot?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How in the world did you know that

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the lighting and style is very similar (also she seems young but not too young)
              simply put i very much like ftv bec i think those shoots are tasteful, well done and feature natural, young and pretty women

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nta, but the lighting looks pretty ftv.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actors and actresses always have people offering to “fix” things about them so I’m curious if she always got offers to fix her gap. Hopefully it didn’t make her sad

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As an a Amerimutt I was told that French women were beautiful, why does she look like that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she look like an angel fallen from the sky? Well i don't have the answer for that, anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why does she look like that
      Like what? Hot as frick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's Alsatian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why does she look like that?
      Her parents are incestuous aristocrats. Like, she only has one great-grandfather.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kills you in french
    nothing personnel, petit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon, que voulez-vous dire par il n'y a plus de baguettes ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      le trigge disciplineux

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like when she plays a villain like in Mission Impossible and The Lobster. It’s a shame what happens to her in both

      Are French women evil? And why does the French government love testing nuclear weapons so much? What are they planning?
      >fire our shit!
      >but I am le tired...
      >okay well have a nap THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        an ancient meme, looks to be from the flash era

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?si=JZ6Grw7Wl4m_ZnsF

          Oh yea. Only millennial chads remember this one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?si=JZ6Grw7Wl4m_ZnsF

        Oh yea. Only millennial chads remember this one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Personne n'échappe à mon regard

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she hates poor people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Le poor people... UGH, mort, mort pour le poor people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like she is poor people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She probably does

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >overwhelmingly french
    Not true, French people are black, she's white therefore she's not French

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like when she plays a villain like in Mission Impossible and The Lobster. It’s a shame what happens to her in both

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, i wish she had more screentime in mission impossible

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's so smol and dainty
        lil french bones
        cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like that to this day she fricking loves Tom Cruise and says he’s her role model. She also said the first Mission Impossible is one of her favorite movies of all time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it really was good, well made comfy entertainment well ahead of it's time. Tom Cruise has his faults but the MI franchise isn't one.
        my dad hated the TV series but loved the movie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like that to this day she fricking loves Tom Cruise and says he’s her role model. She also said the first Mission Impossible is one of her favorite movies of all time

          Concurred. The last one is the best blockbuster made since, well, the last MI movie. Tom Cruise is a fricking miracle worker. His movies are brimming with positivity and good natured fun. Lea also said Tom Cruise would beat the shit out of Daniel Craig in a fight unprompted.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She always looks like she just finished sobbing which is hot asf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok i guess

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the thread?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mods will delete it like they always do to make room for more paid shill threads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oui monsieur

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love her with bangs so much. She's one of the few women I tell my wife to her face that I would frick mercilessly if given the opportunity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Careful man, she's Fragile

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I too have played Japanese Walking Simulator.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i tell my wife i'd frick other women
        ignoring the fact you're some mental patient saying nonsense, this is Reddit.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Le gap de le teeth est terrible

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le cries comically like some distorted hag
    >le doesn't sleep and has perma dark circles
    >le puts her ginormous breasts in your face
    >le she fricks nigs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le she fricks nigs.
      what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she fricks nigs.
      No she's doesn't she's French but no that French, she fricks arabs though, that's almost as equally disgusting, but French people are all degenerates so what can yo do at that point

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she fricks arabs
        I don't believe it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she fricks arabs though
        ah yes, angry little dicklets, who can resist them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le she fricks nigs
      lol it wouldn't be Cinemaphile without someone telling us about their interracial fetish unprompted

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is pretty but I can never sympathize for any of her characters.
    In the Bond movies she is supposed to be someone who went though trauma as a kid but I just can't feel bad for her. It is both because how she acts and her face.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where career?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gorgeous but not hot, them breasts is disappointing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is disappointing in her breasts?
      She has perfect ones.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Je veux voir.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno if I can post this on Cinemaphile...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            S'il vous plaît

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        #

        she wasn't made for you, peasant

        #

        Gayest thing I’ve read all day, and I lurk Adult Gifs. They’re perfect

        #

        >Gorgeous but not hot
        Spoken like a true troony.

        #

        >breasts are disappointing
        you're gay. never talk again.

        #

        Funny coming from homosexuals who nitpick over literal 10/10s

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >anon being nitpicky
          >accuses other anons of being nitpicky
          what the frick are you talking about

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her breasts are fantastic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she wasn't made for you, peasant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gayest thing I’ve read all day, and I lurk Adult Gifs. They’re perfect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gorgeous but not hot
      Spoken like a true troony.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >breasts are disappointing
      you're gay. never talk again.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movies about female depression?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ugh i am down bad bros

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is probably my favorite photo of her and I got banned once for posting it in a thread and asking what her best movie was

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jannies are moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I knew a girl that looked like her but like 40 percent less hot. She would casually pick her nose while talking to people and kind of turned me off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Three Colors Blue

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mi baguette is le hardeaux

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its heart breaking seeing her nude in that wes anderson movie
    time is the true enemy of us all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did people actually care about this villain? i watched this flick 5 days ago and really did not care for mads here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        definitely could have been better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was a rambling psycho zealot. Also he wasn't really mad at the hero directly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was that dialog written by James Rolfe?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gloves

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you were introduced to her and it was customary to kiss each other on the cheeks haha the french are so weird right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Whoops haha i accidentally put my tongue in your mouth!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm French and I kissed thousands of girls on their cheeks, and I can confirm that this is a thing that just never can append accidentally.
        If the girl senses you're going the wrong way, she will instantaneously back off her head.
        However since covid, nobody does that anymore due to the MSM brainwashing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know bro it was in Jest

          My wife was greek and they do the cheek kiss thing too

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never cared for this ugly b***h. And I do mean a proper b***h, you can tell just by looking at her that she's an insufferable uppity c**t in real life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's customary to use > when you want to quote a post.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    French girls stink

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pregnant edition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being the dude that got Lea Seydoux pregnant. That would be crazy lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOOOOOOOLYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to suckle on her lactating breasts

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nepotism but baguette

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has a very straight and pronounced jaw but still looks completely feminine. Why is that compared to other manjawed women like Olivia Wilde?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's white though? she cant be that French

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's fragile, but not that fragile

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this girl needs to have my babies, all 10 of them.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Average french conversation strapon gentle femdom btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now we know why Kojima likes her so much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does that mean? Strapon fricking?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I think it means she’s dominant in bed and probably likes to peg men

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I could find that photoshoot where she is holding a barbell up to her crotch like she has a dick. She’s silly

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s from this photoshoot but it must be some behind the scenes footage that I can’t find

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You really like the wiener, don't you?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I like the idea of her pegging men and it’s rare when you see her acting silly. Normally she tries to look so dramatic in shoots

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many dudes has she pegged?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick she is even more perfect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woman moment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >LEA FRICKIN SEYDOUX SAID THIS?!?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >talk’n ‘bout Carcassonne

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could find that photoshoot where she is holding a barbell up to her crotch like she has a dick. She’s silly

      she needs to do a comedy or something soon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the pegging fetish moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we should have known she is a pegger when this photo was released

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she wants to peg you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No homo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she pegs her boyfriends doesnt she?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw i will never be pegged and dominated by lea
      why live

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it means France will have its very own Elliot Page before too long

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the Rafale is the Lea Seydoux of fighter aircraft.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vous avez appelé?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Le smell

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        french female armpits must smell like heaven

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure they smell like croissants that just got out of the oven, we need a french to confirm

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i remember reading about a french poet that was into that. armpits that is

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure Eva Green has sexually abused Lea

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scissoring intensifies

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit doesn't work as coomer bait anymore. she's ugly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >insert photo of her at Dune 2 premiere

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I'm getting older but...

      would.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro everyone would like to frick her she looks like a fricking angel even when she's getting older

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spends so much time on Cinemaphile that starts to feel sorry about wanting pussy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro everyone would like to frick her she looks like a fricking angel even when she's getting older

          Some queers on here are saying otherwise is all

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she should smile more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think this is one of the movies where she sticks her feet in the guy’s face. There are a few of them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i like her first movie because she actually seemed shy in the shower scene. it's kind of a shame because her breasts looked the largest they ever were besides when she was pregnant

        what movie? i want to see her breasts in their optimum form

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mes copines, or Girlfriends is the one with the shower scene. I’d say that Roses a credit have prime Lea breasts though, as you see more than the shower scene.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          watch Crimes of the future

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            While she is still extremely hot in that, I disagree that those are her peak tiddies.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            s
            Actually a pretty based movie. She appears in a lot of kino

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s Mean Lea in The Lobster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't tell the difference between mean lea and sad lea. Or even happy lea

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what’s so cool about the role. She pretends to be normal Lea and then she makes you blind or threatens to feed you to dogs

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post frogkino

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's the black and white photoshoot with her sexy little bush

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's a 7, maybe even a 6, up to an 8 with make-up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wears natural makeup for the most part unless it’s for modeling. She looks better without it imo

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her BBC bvll it's a lukcy man

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of phenotype is this? I think it's very common in France but literally nowhere else in the world, which is strange

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her family is Alsatian Protestants. Her mother's last name was Schlumberger. Lea is essentially a Franco-German coproduction.

      What still doesn't make sense to me - isn't she from some billionaire or aristocratic family or something? The fact she was shot in borderline pornography and abused while doing it is honestly is mind-boggling. You would think such blue blood descendants wouldn't feel the need to do that or at least be treated differently, but I guess for showbiz israelites everyone in their hands automatically turns into a lowlife bawd meat.

      Lea and Dakota Johnson are my favorites and you just summed up both of their entrances to fame. Figures that of all people on the planet, Dasha Nekrasova would be the one to act opposite them both (Dasha plays a character named Dakota, lol, in Lea's The Beast, and is opposite Dakota in the currently in production The Materialists.)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alsatian women are the most beautiful in the world, but mainly as brunettes with dark eyes. I even like the prominence of their jawline.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gross nepo hooker

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MMWAHAAAAA THE FRENCH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's absolutely mouthwatering in beauty and the beast

      I swear to god she used to have tiny little boobs?? Am I just misremembering or did she get implants

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're misremembering

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That little moment where you see both of them on the little mirror is probably the most kino thing I’ve ever seen

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mon dieu...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            French breasts are only for display anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some anon was at this premiere and got to see her in person. i'm surprised he lived to tell the tale

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    her photoshoots with Adele are godly levels of kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trash

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Look at that ugly baby Black person, this will be your son"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's not her kid
        yes she had a kid with a Black person but that's not her kid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"Look at that ugly baby Black person, this will be your son"

          trash

          why isn't she slam dunking it into a garbage can?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice question

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha imagine if lea was your older sister

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      French moment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is Dewey still a kid? The frick

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What still doesn't make sense to me - isn't she from some billionaire or aristocratic family or something? The fact she was shot in borderline pornography and abused while doing it is honestly is mind-boggling. You would think such blue blood descendants wouldn't feel the need to do that or at least be treated differently, but I guess for showbiz israelites everyone in their hands automatically turns into a lowlife bawd meat.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    her upper arms are fat.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >come on Lea, it's time for your daily /ss/ing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

      sauce

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put some clothes on you little weirdo

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leelee megadoodoo

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What show? Is it a sad frog drama or something?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Lea a lot. Did she have a decent amount of screentime in Dune 2?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No sadly, 10 minutes in total or so

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i guarantee that Josh Brolin wanted to frick her so bad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sits like a gay
          big doubt

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >crossing your legs is now gay
            holy frick you're moronic

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              any one with a dick and balls of reasonable size will tell you sitting like that crushes your dick and balls, its physically uncomfortable, painful even, to sit like that is purely to appease women and not 'man spread' its the act of a homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Men with bigger balls who hang lower usually have no problem crossing their legs. It’s usually small balled testiclecels who have to “man” spread so their tiny little pebbles in their feminine tight little sack don’t get “squished”.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol, lmao even
                smells like cross legged dicklet cope to me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The small balled male tries to act tough in front of potential mates but the game is rigged from the start as females can tell which males are all for show.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >physically uncomfortable, painful even
                No it's not. The balls usually hang below the thighs, so they don't get crushed, and the dick can hang above or is soft enough to not get hurt by your thighs pressing on it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't he make a poem about fricking Twinkmothee Chalamet?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, seems very tongue and cheek for some book he wrote about filming the movies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sauce?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Le Dune 2 premier oui oui c'est bon hon hon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >chad Seydoux leaning to her left
        >virgin Brolin also leaning to his left because Seydoux is in his personal space

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >girl on left would have made much better chani than fricking zendaya
        sad

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    01384
    Bait used to be believable.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MADE FOR AFRICA INDIA

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i remember reading an article that Wes Anderson didn't even tell her what she'd be doing in this role, and she just showed up and found out she was naked for most of it. Then he had to show her an animated video of what she should do, as he was too awkward to direct the scene and be on set for it.

      Scarlett Johansson was about to be nude for Asteroid City but he started to pull the same shit and she said "frick it" and just went with a double.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she just showed up and found out she was naked for most of it
        hard to believe movie contracts work this way in (current year-3)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://metro.co.uk/2021/10/26/lea-seydoux-didnt-know-about-nudity-when-taking-on-french-dispatch-15487165/

          dude seems a little autistic or very weird about women. makes sense if he tried to sneak in a nude scene with Scarlett and she shut it down just for not knowing about it earlier. I don't think he's being a pervert or anything, but just extremely awkward about nudity

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you fumble getting world-renowned massive israeli prostitute Scarlett Johansson to be naked in your movie.
        >I don't think he's being a pervert or anything, but just extremely awkward about nudity
        I could understand this from a 25 year old director but not a 55 year old director

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe he goes over the top with trying to make them feel comfortable but somehow makes it weirder by making little animations or not discussing it like a normal human. like he's scared how they'd react

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >french
    >white
    doubt

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all I've seen her do is get naked and cry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's all I ask for. Also she doesn't in the lobster. Plays a great part

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she was legit kind of scary in that movie and it only made her hotter

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yup

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's actually perfect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like her first movie because she actually seemed shy in the shower scene. it's kind of a shame because her breasts looked the largest they ever were besides when she was pregnant

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Should have blurred her face, me bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i deleted it because i realized i was just happy you were contributing. my bad, anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't mind anon, we are having a comfy thread

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this kind of reminds me of when she did the Abercrombie or whatever shoot where she kept flashing her breasts. She was very silly back then before going the very serious persona

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are french women so horny all the time?

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *cries silently in your direction*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >W-what happens Lea
      >C'est rien
      >*Cries harder*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *starts licking her face*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Arrêtez, s'il vous plaît
          >*Cries in pain now*

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Behave

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            On est sur Cinemaphile fdp, respecte les us et coutumes autochtones et speak English homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Non

              Are you french anon? Does the armpits of french women smell to croissant?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and women from my country smell baguette

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine the braps after a serving of various cheeses, red wine, baguettes and croissants…

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah she definitely braps

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn’t give a frick at all

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously, do you really think she braps?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Women don't fart anon, give up the trolling

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                French women do. That's where stinky cheese comes from

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and women from my country smell baguette
                Sacre bleau

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do women crying turn me on?

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's extremely pretty and that doesn't make me happy
    I wish she grew up poor

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mmm french pusy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frenchs can NOT suffer

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will rape

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Harvey

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Indian and I agree

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SAAAAAAR

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Les Champs Elysees or something

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best photo of her and encompasses everything about her very well.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what it feels like to be the main character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She always plays the french character tho

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Le bump 2 : Bogaloo électrique

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO LE BUMP MY PENIS INTO HER vegana

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (In thick french accent)
      “she needs to le brap in my le nose and le mouth honhonhonhonhon”

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honhonhonhon

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are you talking about

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lea is for taking long romantic walks in the Dordogne

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know how to get a photoshoot like this? I want to use it for my linkdin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just be french lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the hell are you talking about? i want the photo composition technique

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how much you gonna pay me?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            zero, your shot isn't even blurred or vertical...

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eat ze bugs Schwab :-~~*
      >eat ze bugs Kojimba :-DDDDD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does Death Stranding look like a utopia to you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >eetu buggu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Out of all the cast, Lea seems to be the only one who's thrilled to be in the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guillermo was definitely thrilled to make his scenes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah classic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tfw no lea seydoux sfm blender doggy porn
      I feel like we're dropping the proverbial ball here fellas

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's almost no 3d porn of this game, it's the biggest waste of 3d models I've ever seen. I hope it doesn't happen to the next kojima project.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=rxa6qSKaael1clVj
    Based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      French is such an attractive language. Probably the most attractive after Russian/Slavic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's like wiping your ass with silk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          'sup Merovingian, got out of the Matrix eh?

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Classic tsundere Frenchfu.
    >It's not like I like you or anything...idiot!

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be a seductive woman
    >called seydoux
    Bravo

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She got'em british teeth tho, YUKK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her theet are fine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She can hold up to 20 cigarettes just with her teeth gaps...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her teeth gap is sexy tho

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            feels amazing when you kiss her or she suckin

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love lea

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My peepee got hard when she whispered "kneel" in DUNC 2.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think she is ticklish?

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jannies must be sleeping because there have been perfect breasts in this thread for like 24 hours. normally Lea threads are deleted even if they're talking about her career at this point

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty disappointing IMO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty gay IMO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this was right after giving birth if i recall correctly. she's been nude a few times since and they almost look back to normal.

      you're misremembering

      this is when they looked the best i think. the same movie has her climbing into bed with a dude completely nude

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WOULD

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nepo baby with Perma b***h face.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered electro-shock therapy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's too harsh, even for a nepo baby with perma b***h face

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something about women that look sad all the time but have absolute kino bodies makes them hotter and I don’t know why

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is a mix of Kelly Macdonald and Morff, and I am in love

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Morff?

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rotten prostitute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t speak about my gf in such a way.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats to the anons who posted nudes in here for a full 24 hours and survived until the thread died of natural causes

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