Elliot basically IS an incel now, only shielded by scares of being "transphobic"
It's much like when leftards claim that Christians are brainless but don't dare to critisize muslims cause they are afraid to be "islamophobic"
tl;dr - people don't take short men seriously. People give fake sympathy to deluded trans when they "discover" they aren't a short man, but a short "man". Wrote way too much.
>him
Why does every fricking homosexual respect fake pronouns of a fake person? That thing is a biological woman that was brainwashed by israelites. CALL IT WHAT IT IS, A TRAGEDY
>Spend career actively hating men and toxic masculinity >Transition to being a man >Get work done to turn you into Chad fricking thunderwiener and take frickboy frat photos
I can't hate Elliot page, I bet he's got a HUGE fricking wiener
There's no fricking way our guy got ab peck and wiener implants and it wasn't penis envy. He needs to get that frickin freak heightening surgery and just start frickin chicks left and right
I wonder if they’re aware that they’re still 100% treated like a woman/child. Really so insulated, sheltered and privileged, receive nonstop pandering and act as if it’s negligible or just the default state of existing, so leftist-white-girl.
Was never cute, you nerds are obsessed with femininity in the gayest way. Watch less porn and have more sex, this fem/touch-starved shit sucks. Interracial porn-brained morons going numb and moving to feminization, bestiality, and little girls just to feel something is so funny and predictable and boring like everything. ESLs/nonwhites should have noticed the red flag of having their tastes aligned with trancels.
They have to hide all the disgusting fake muscles and surgery. She keeps taking her shirt off and it's impossible to hide how she spent God knows how much money having people turn her into a Barbie Ken Jr doll. It's absurd what people are letting her do to herself.
Cinemaphile is keeping her relevant. Keep going, morons. It's so obvious they want to support her but shove her off into obscurity while getting some woke points in the process.
I wish I was a 6'8 muscle-bound chad but if I got plastic surgery and whatever that leg lengthening surgery is and got muscle injections, I wouldn't be a 6'8 muscle-bound chad, I would just be a short nerd with an uncanny valley face and a lot of debt. What ever happened to people learning to accept themselves for who they are and learning to be content with the hand they were dealt?
How can someone unironically walk around in those fricking things ? Normal people on the street would laugh their fricking ass off. Maybe she only wears them for red carpets wear she feels more safe
>I wish I could save her in some sort of time machine
who are you quoting?
sometimes anon, people say things that aren't pop-culture references
hes literally quoting jeff mangum
>now she’s a little boy is Spain playing pianos filled with flames
Holy shit
>Riiiiiiight
House M.D.
imagine being such an insecure incel you feel the need to mock someone you don't even know
Elliot basically IS an incel now, only shielded by scares of being "transphobic"
It's much like when leftards claim that Christians are brainless but don't dare to critisize muslims cause they are afraid to be "islamophobic"
If a cis male looked like that, he wouldn't even have female friends, or a chance to land a career in Hollywood
Transmale privilege is real
Poetic justice
>Username coldwheels
>Shoes look like Hotwheels
ITS HIM!
Time to join the 42% club
Damn, I feel bad for this one.
I do feel bad for them. No one is telling them the realistic problems they will face. It's just blind support
Sounds like he's being treated like an actual man, just like he wanted. People really underestimate how hard men have it.
>Moist Critical be like
Lmao manlet here of the same height. That in your face bullying is bullshit.
50% of women don't see you as a real man, but are more coy about it.
>heightism
STOP MAKING UP WORDS AND DEFINITIONS THAT DON'T EXIST YOU moronic MUTT c**tS
FRICK
it's just never enough for these people
tl;dr - people don't take short men seriously. People give fake sympathy to deluded trans when they "discover" they aren't a short man, but a short "man". Wrote way too much.
>Wife left her cause she's actually lesbian and not attracted to a female with cut off breasts cause of her "pure soul"
Lel, leftards btfo
>him
Why does every fricking homosexual respect fake pronouns of a fake person? That thing is a biological woman that was brainwashed by israelites. CALL IT WHAT IT IS, A TRAGEDY
Address this question towards millions upon millions brain dead amerifats.
>Spend career actively hating men and toxic masculinity
>Transition to being a man
>Get work done to turn you into Chad fricking thunderwiener and take frickboy frat photos
I can't hate Elliot page, I bet he's got a HUGE fricking wiener
Was it penis envy all this time?
There's no fricking way our guy got ab peck and wiener implants and it wasn't penis envy. He needs to get that frickin freak heightening surgery and just start frickin chicks left and right
are those crocks?
Wtf is she wearing? And what did she do to her hair?
>gothic platform crocs
Why is she wearing gay shoes if she wants to be viewed as "masculine"?
Those shoes would scare the females away
Because they have 6 inch lifts making him a mountainous 5'8"
>HURR, I'M A MALE NOW, I'M GONNA BE WEARING BAGGY AS FRICK CLOTHING NOW
Elliot page
The season long character arc of her transition in Umbrella Academy Season 3 was truly amazing, so well written
she is an actlet now
What's an actot?
Actor+thot=actot
I could've saved her bros
him*
>the freckles
God damn it
What are you, gay?
zoomers have the worst taste. that massive conehead was apparent even before she started balding.
>zoomers
anon i
>Ellen is considered zoomercore now
I wonder if they’re aware that they’re still 100% treated like a woman/child. Really so insulated, sheltered and privileged, receive nonstop pandering and act as if it’s negligible or just the default state of existing, so leftist-white-girl.
Was never cute, you nerds are obsessed with femininity in the gayest way. Watch less porn and have more sex, this fem/touch-starved shit sucks. Interracial porn-brained morons going numb and moving to feminization, bestiality, and little girls just to feel something is so funny and predictable and boring like everything. ESLs/nonwhites should have noticed the red flag of having their tastes aligned with trancels.
What are the legal reprecussions for beating up Elliot?
transphobia?
nope. how could anyone be afraid of looney troons
Is there not a single hair stylist in Hollywood that can do something about that wet dog?
They have to hide all the disgusting fake muscles and surgery. She keeps taking her shirt off and it's impossible to hide how she spent God knows how much money having people turn her into a Barbie Ken Jr doll. It's absurd what people are letting her do to herself.
Cinemaphile is keeping her relevant. Keep going, morons. It's so obvious they want to support her but shove her off into obscurity while getting some woke points in the process.
damn. got us. that secret thread where we scheduled and funded her glamour shots wasn’t so secret after all!
Keep on spamming this, it won't make daddy proud.
I wish I was a 6'8 muscle-bound chad but if I got plastic surgery and whatever that leg lengthening surgery is and got muscle injections, I wouldn't be a 6'8 muscle-bound chad, I would just be a short nerd with an uncanny valley face and a lot of debt. What ever happened to people learning to accept themselves for who they are and learning to be content with the hand they were dealt?
A buffoon and his caps lock! Wonderful addition to the thread! Tell us more, buffon!
You think your funny?
How humble of you to demand that a male inject hormones if he wants to wear makeup and alternative fashion at the workplace
>Is there anything she can't do?
Become a male
are there any new based photos?
This 5ft king jumps up and slap your girl's ass. What do?
stuff him in my pocket for later
WHITE BOY SUMMER
BIG DON DADDA
Can we start banning trolls making these threads already?
How can someone unironically walk around in those fricking things ? Normal people on the street would laugh their fricking ass off. Maybe she only wears them for red carpets wear she feels more safe
nope and nobody is talking about him except for trans shit
even just in the same tv show five is a much better actor and hes like 17
I've looked at this guy's imdB history and he only plays chicks, what gives?
He's secretly mtf trans so he plays women as an outlet
Peak /jazz/ posting. When are the horrors returning? TLC has such sights left to show us.
I never watched umbrella academy but admittedly I had to watch an ep to see Ellen page as a dude
imagine transitioning into a 5ft manlet..
I can't get over the idea of how funny it is that Ellen is playing man now