Is Paul W.S. Anderson a hack?

Is Paul W.S. Anderson a hack?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Wes Studi Anderson, my favorite director of twee Amerindian action schlock

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, he fathered a couple of qts 3.1416

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Paul VS Anderson? Who wins?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, he kept his hack of an actress-wife employed for over a decade.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when "holographic map transitions" is your most prominent signature directorial touch, you know the answer.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how did that chud lookin ass husband end up with someone as smokin as Mila?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's the director. Everyone wants to frick the director.

    • 2 years ago
      Black anon

      She married him post wall, that's how.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mila has terrible taste in men but is very intelligent at picking who she sleeps with.

      Before this cooky-looking nerd she was sleeping with Luc Besson.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of women are actually moronic, even the hot ones. And he's a rich director

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. He became "big" because of Mortal Kombat which was passable for the time. Then the first Resident Evil movie was a massive shit show. It's shocking how much money that slop makes.

      >Have sex with the guy who keeps giving you work

      Wowww

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    event horizon is kino

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoyed Mortal Kombat as a kid

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Milla dated middle aged, post-heroin, barely coherent, toothless Frusciante?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dated middle aged, post-heroin, barely coherent, toothless
      Literally me right now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you also a pop music genius?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >genius
          come on now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, so there's where she got the coke addiction.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Remember when Milla dated middle aged, post-heroin, barely coherent, toothless Frusciante?
      She was probably just bearding for him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She also dated Stuart Zender. She has great taste.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how hacky their kids are going to be.

  11. 2 years ago
    don't forget to sage marvlel gapeshit
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He fricking won

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God she is a beauty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes, milla is very hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine them both

      you know

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He gave us a decade of Milla kino

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a based coomer who flaunts his beautiful wife in his movies.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After the Wokeflix trash yes I'm sorry

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He made Mortal Kombat and gave us Ever, so I'll give him a pass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's amazing how brutal this movie was. Kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shit's Kino ngl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I swear this movie becomes more kino with every passing year

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. But he should've stopped doing so many RE movies after the third one.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's living the dream.

    • 2 years ago
      Black anon

      As if one Milla wasn't enough already...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based. Jonah Hill should have done the same. Never let these shit leeches defame your person on TV.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like a spitfire type

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why does she look so hot when angry?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What happened here?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They insulted her a little

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They brought up something about her father's crimes which she said she didn't want to talk about during the pre-show.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wow she looks a lot like David Bowie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but they look like him, only eye color is milla's

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >but they look like him
          The older one is a carbon copy of Milla.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their kids are cute. It's nice to see that at least 1 actress has kids that look happy and normal

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's not that hot.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's the best director named Paul Anderson.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's ok when he doesn't write the script. Event Horizon is great.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know Milla's a weirdo, d-do you think she'd spit in my mouth if I asked her nicely?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hello again, friend!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want a real answer? Current Milla wouldn't, but 2004 Milla would. And possibly Milla 15 years from now would.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's living the dream.

      Holy shit she looks so much like Milla it's unreal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dudes genes must be so weak. She looks like exact copy of Milla and nothing like him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        idk why you post this every single thread. first of all, who really gives a shit about his genes? second, she completely looks like she could be his daughter, 'nothing like him' is a huge stretch. most daughters aren't fricking clones of their fathers fyi

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just so glad that his erast fandorin project got canned.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We all love Ever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being her father and eventually just having to cuck her out to some butthole

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Films: Paul W.S Anderson

    Movies: Wes Anderson

    Joints: Paul Thomas Anderson

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    Shame on you. I declare that from now on Cinemaphile is a Christian board and your kind shall be purged. Get him, boys!

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