don't bother. they released the first 3 episodes and the only thing that happened is Andor shooting a guy and generally being pussywhipped by every female in the show.
obligatory >he's that 21yo rebel I was telling you about
And I don't know of a single person in it. Is it that easy to get an acting gig these days? You just stand in the Marvel line or the Star Wars line and get a role?
I think this is one that only people who hate Disney Wars are watching because we hate watch all Nu Wars but this one is pretty decent. It's just very slow.
Are there any Twi'leks? Have they done anything with Twi'leks being sex slaves, prostitutes, and strippers? Like that's their role in life, even the most courageous and stoic Twi'lek will turn into a mewling b***h if you stroke her lekku just right.
I recently watched Obi-Wan on a 4k tv with Dolby Vision and it's actually much worse looking than watching it on a PC, you can literally make out the details and see the very screen that makes up the volume. Total dogshit.
This is no joke the best star wars title to release since Mando S1. It's also better written than that. I'm not trying to shill, I'm speechless that this isn't complete shit.
>better written
Mandalorian is a Western. It's about stoic characters of few words making their way through lawless frontier. Saying And/or, which is deliberately made as a pretentious BBC drama, is better written is like saying some Nolan shit is better written than The Dollars Trilogy, because the characters in Nolan's shit talk a lot and they use big words. Mandalorian gets the themes, tone and mood of Star Wars. And/or is hardly star wars. It's all humans with British accents, no aliens, Black folk in the woods with Kalashnikov rifles. It's just a generic sci-fi title that is called star wars for some reason. It is technically competent, but that's pretty much it.
I honestly didn't think that HotD would be as good as the first few seasons of GoT. To think that Amazon was fierce enough to pull out their LOTR show against it, it's a complete rape, kek
>I honestly didn't think that HotD would be as good as the first few seasons of GoT.
in some ways it's actually better. even from Season 1, GoT was extremely trashy and low-brow. it doesn't have hooks or cliffhangers to the same extent, but the acting is more consistent and the focus on the characters is working very well so far.
try to imagine anyone today getting away with the Harry Lloyd and Emilia Clarke's "let them see... you have a woman's body now" bit from literally the first episode.
The fourth episode has great dialog, especially in the Empire scenes. Big jump up in quality from the first three eps. There's more a serious tone to this SW offering than what we've had thus far. Writing is a lot more intelligent. If this is anything to go on, then they could produce a very watchable Empire focused show.
Kek, those scene look like a parody where the Empire is made to look like some office talk about rhe company strategy ti make profits. Cringe as frick.
What, like in real life? Building empires isn't just about war. You must be a huge fan of classics like Battlefield Earth.
And fellating your dad. Grow up, you shaven chimp, or just stick to your precious capeshit and shut up.
The show has an extremely bad case of "streaming pacing", aka "It's a movie in X parts" disease. You could pick a random episode of network TV from the 90s to early 10s and get more excitement.
Having worked in an undisclosed US Department of Defense agency, I must say the depiction of the Imperial Security Bureau really struck home for me.
This is literally what it's like. Everyone just sits around and complains/badgers for more budget for their offices while an apathetic geriatric director just sort of sits there and ineffectually tries to mediate. All of the "rising stars" are pushy blacks and/or women who act like they know everything and cause problems with each other.
>All I want is epic knights of the old republic style lightsaber duels between OP sith lords and Jedi knights >All I get is le scrappy band of rebels shooting lame ass laser guns
Why does disney refuse to make actual start wars content?
>it was called the sequel trilogy and it fricking sucked.
No, the prequels are far closer to what I describe than the sequels. The sequels are literally: >Le scrappy band of rebels, but diverse and feminist
>WHERE ARE MY LIGHTSTICKS AAAAAH
SWgays everyone.
Dude you don't understand. I want:
>A galaxy that feels huge and misterious, filled with exotic planets with ancient ruins, huge city planets, and is populated by a vibrant and sophisticated galactic civilazation >A big and imposing jedi order, with all sorts of jedi with different powers, personalities and motivations filling the ranks >Well fleshed out sith lords that feel scary and intimating, a formidable enemy for the jedi >Epic space battles between the aforementioned factions, followed by epic lightsaber fights with telekinetic powers and flips and shit >An epic story filled with imperial political intrigue, I should feel like I am in space rome
What I get instead: >Le scrappy band of feminist rebels
[...]
desert shithole planets >Most action packed moment is a male feminist firing a blaster, somehow gets saved by a strong wahmen at somepoint
Nu starwars just attempts over and over to reuse the formula in a new hope and fails and fails again. Its just shit
Rogue One was so boring
Solo was a much better movie but yeah the Sequel Trilogy killed Star Wars in general they are Fricked they will never delete it from Canon because that will admit they failed
oh wow. when i heard they announced this show ages ago and already greenlit multiple seasons i was surprised and a bit concerned because there is too much star wars shit. and there is something inherently flawed with a show about character no one cares about from a movie no one with a brain likes. it seems like a giant stretch to keep star wars in public consciousness and keep up disney+ bucks in the void when there's no actual relevant star wars movies/tv shows around.
but this thread is the first i've heard about this show actually being available kek and i have zero interest in watching it and i would say i'm generally a star wars fan. but this appeals to me on no level >don't like rogue one >don't care about andor at all >don't care about rebel shit drama
i appreciate them doing something different but they've already done the different thing with mando and fat boba fett. why don't they just fricking do something fresh that's a cut away from movie tie ins
don't bother. they released the first 3 episodes and the only thing that happened is Andor shooting a guy and generally being pussywhipped by every female in the show.
obligatory
>he's that 21yo rebel I was telling you about
I thought Andor was a planet.
And I don't know of a single person in it. Is it that easy to get an acting gig these days? You just stand in the Marvel line or the Star Wars line and get a role?
I'm assuming Forest Whitaker has a bit part from that one movie he was in.
as long as you're not a straight white male. yes, no prob.
You don't know Stellan Skarsgard?
He was in Chernobyl and Pirates of the Caribbean, bunch of Lars von Trier flicks and many other popular movies.
It's fricking trash
slop wars
I think this is one that only people who hate Disney Wars are watching because we hate watch all Nu Wars but this one is pretty decent. It's just very slow.
Are there any Twi'leks? Have they done anything with Twi'leks being sex slaves, prostitutes, and strippers? Like that's their role in life, even the most courageous and stoic Twi'lek will turn into a mewling b***h if you stroke her lekku just right.
>tfw no blue skinned Twi’lek gf
It's really really bad. Don't bother.
>Mandalorian S1 released after SW8/9
>Andor S1 released after Boba/Obi-Wan
It's always when you think SW is dead than a good show is released.
I recently watched Obi-Wan on a 4k tv with Dolby Vision and it's actually much worse looking than watching it on a PC, you can literally make out the details and see the very screen that makes up the volume. Total dogshit.
>mandalorian
>good
thx for killing any interest in Nandnor
>mandalorian
>bad
This is no joke the best star wars title to release since Mando S1. It's also better written than that. I'm not trying to shill, I'm speechless that this isn't complete shit.
>better written
Mandalorian is a Western. It's about stoic characters of few words making their way through lawless frontier. Saying And/or, which is deliberately made as a pretentious BBC drama, is better written is like saying some Nolan shit is better written than The Dollars Trilogy, because the characters in Nolan's shit talk a lot and they use big words. Mandalorian gets the themes, tone and mood of Star Wars. And/or is hardly star wars. It's all humans with British accents, no aliens, Black folk in the woods with Kalashnikov rifles. It's just a generic sci-fi title that is called star wars for some reason. It is technically competent, but that's pretty much it.
>It's not Star Wars if there is no Space Wizard shit
it’s not star wars without aliens though
? And that was just by scrolling through episode 1.
again, nu wars alien design is utter trash
it lacks that special touch that george had
Background aliens that have 3 sec of screentime. There are no aliens in this show.
Name dropped this week. Should be in next episode.
Hopefully her outfit is like the comics
This is flopping hard. I hope it makes Disney take a nice break from raping Star Wars' corpse, if nothing else.
No, Star Wars is REDEEMED.
It's OVER.
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I honestly didn't think that HotD would be as good as the first few seasons of GoT. To think that Amazon was fierce enough to pull out their LOTR show against it, it's a complete rape, kek
>I honestly didn't think that HotD would be as good as the first few seasons of GoT.
in some ways it's actually better. even from Season 1, GoT was extremely trashy and low-brow. it doesn't have hooks or cliffhangers to the same extent, but the acting is more consistent and the focus on the characters is working very well so far.
try to imagine anyone today getting away with the Harry Lloyd and Emilia Clarke's "let them see... you have a woman's body now" bit from literally the first episode.
Holy BTFO
All I heard is this show canonized starkiller from force unleashed
wait what? of all the mary sue characters from the UE, they took back the worst one? damn, give Luke his hot leather-clad redhead instead
It was just a set of armor in an antiquities shop.
Shills will tell you it's really good. It really isn't.
>finally
Even the mandalorian couldn't beat euphoria in viewership, anon.
If that’s the lawyer from Ozark I’m watching this ASAP
>I didn't even know this came out
What, the show that came out a week ago?
The fourth episode has great dialog, especially in the Empire scenes. Big jump up in quality from the first three eps. There's more a serious tone to this SW offering than what we've had thus far. Writing is a lot more intelligent. If this is anything to go on, then they could produce a very watchable Empire focused show.
Kek, those scene look like a parody where the Empire is made to look like some office talk about rhe company strategy ti make profits. Cringe as frick.
What, like in real life? Building empires isn't just about war. You must be a huge fan of classics like Battlefield Earth.
And fellating your dad. Grow up, you shaven chimp, or just stick to your precious capeshit and shut up.
Shut the FRICK up you miserable fat incel piece of shit
>miserable fat incel piece of shit
Triggered much, you projecting b***h? HAHAHAHA! Don't go throwing your keyboard at the wall now.
have a nice day.
Both of you need to have meaningful gay sex now.
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it's the same shitty star wars but with long scenes that try to ape BB and BCS
Every Rebel you didn't like in the last episode is probably going to die when they do the heist
Super dead.
The show has an extremely bad case of "streaming pacing", aka "It's a movie in X parts" disease. You could pick a random episode of network TV from the 90s to early 10s and get more excitement.
>a movie in X parts" disease.
That's every single Disney+ show
starwars was never good
Working at the ISB seems comfy
come now Geralt
if the show had cameos it would reach more people
Having worked in an undisclosed US Department of Defense agency, I must say the depiction of the Imperial Security Bureau really struck home for me.
This is literally what it's like. Everyone just sits around and complains/badgers for more budget for their offices while an apathetic geriatric director just sort of sits there and ineffectually tries to mediate. All of the "rising stars" are pushy blacks and/or women who act like they know everything and cause problems with each other.
>All I want is epic knights of the old republic style lightsaber duels between OP sith lords and Jedi knights
>All I get is le scrappy band of rebels shooting lame ass laser guns
Why does disney refuse to make actual start wars content?
>where the lightsabers at?
Disney gave your dumbass what you described already, it was called the sequel trilogy and it fricking sucked.
>it was called the sequel trilogy and it fricking sucked.
No, the prequels are far closer to what I describe than the sequels. The sequels are literally:
>Le scrappy band of rebels, but diverse and feminist
Dude you don't understand. I want:
>A galaxy that feels huge and misterious, filled with exotic planets with ancient ruins, huge city planets, and is populated by a vibrant and sophisticated galactic civilazation
>A big and imposing jedi order, with all sorts of jedi with different powers, personalities and motivations filling the ranks
>Well fleshed out sith lords that feel scary and intimating, a formidable enemy for the jedi
>Epic space battles between the aforementioned factions, followed by epic lightsaber fights with telekinetic powers and flips and shit
>An epic story filled with imperial political intrigue, I should feel like I am in space rome
What I get instead:
>Le scrappy band of feminist rebels
desert shithole planets
>Most action packed moment is a male feminist firing a blaster, somehow gets saved by a strong wahmen at somepoint
Nu starwars just attempts over and over to reuse the formula in a new hope and fails and fails again. Its just shit
>WHERE ARE MY LIGHTSTICKS AAAAAH
SWgays everyone.
Rogue One was so boring
Solo was a much better movie but yeah the Sequel Trilogy killed Star Wars in general they are Fricked they will never delete it from Canon because that will admit they failed
oh wow. when i heard they announced this show ages ago and already greenlit multiple seasons i was surprised and a bit concerned because there is too much star wars shit. and there is something inherently flawed with a show about character no one cares about from a movie no one with a brain likes. it seems like a giant stretch to keep star wars in public consciousness and keep up disney+ bucks in the void when there's no actual relevant star wars movies/tv shows around.
but this thread is the first i've heard about this show actually being available kek and i have zero interest in watching it and i would say i'm generally a star wars fan. but this appeals to me on no level
>don't like rogue one
>don't care about andor at all
>don't care about rebel shit drama
i appreciate them doing something different but they've already done the different thing with mando and fat boba fett. why don't they just fricking do something fresh that's a cut away from movie tie ins
>i appreciate them doing something different
>why don't they just fricking do something fresh
what is he doing with his hand
are you moronic?