Is street food really as good as he said?

Is street food really as good as he said?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only when you're hammered

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you're doped out of your skull, greasy shit like that is the only thing that doesn't turn your intestines into cement.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have a Black. Have two.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not any more tbh ever since the food truck culture and travel lifestyle garbage its cheaper and more rewarding to go to a restaurant for adults look at that kiddie table lurch ass cuckold homie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I geritee that little cuck stool place is terriable.
      Most street food is terriable in most of the world.
      There can be some exceptions, freshly grilled meat in plum wine is still fresh,y grilled meat.
      A lot of street food is warmed over, not fresh at all veggies and stew though.

      Restaurants in general have hit a low point in the last several years, preb tasts are the worst it has ever been and the Covid squeeze really knocked out a lot of the niche gems.

      I guarantee this scene was inspired by Bourdain

      Sushi is mid.

      japanese food was horrendous when i went there last year. all they eat is deep friend pork and soft boiled eggs. beef is ridiculously expensive, and they don't have vegetables. if you're gonna visit japan bros, take laxatives with you.

      Japanese food is a big meme, you really have to go fancy to get that “wow” this is something feeling. Otherwise I love the chain curry places and Raman shops and tempura never tastes as good at home as there, but everything between those fast spot places below and fine dinning is really quite disappointing

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guarantee this scene was inspired by Bourdain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong version

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i will now buy Gosling ads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >put fish (not even cooked) on some rice
      >DATS TREE HUNDED DORRA BAKA GAIJIN
      japan must have the best tourist avertising in the world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only the most exclusive Japanese sushi places cost anywhere near that much. At that point, you’re paying for the celebrity notoriety of the place than the actual food. There are plenty of great sushi places you can go to that don’t cost anywhere near that much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a homosexual. And the chef is just thinking "eh whatever, I've seen a hundred people eat my food this week. I wonder what my wife is going to want to watch on netflix tonight. Oh great, this stupid American is causing a scene."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Found the uncultured swine. Take the sushi out of the onions you fricking heathen homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOO you're not eating the food you paid $500 for correctly!!!!
          Foodies are worse than audiophiles

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. No I will not. This is the house of Bane and I will not accept tour homosexualry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just know this ended up on a YouTube short with that cringe "badass" music and adhd filter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it doesn't entitle you to
      actually it does as the pricetag is quite literally the only check to be in there, if the owner had a problem it would kick them/not let them in just like Jiro Dreams of Gaijin Death did if people break his conditions/didn't agree to his conditions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet whoever wrote that scene moderates a few subreddits and is an insufferable homosexual.

      Wrong version

      Redeeming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      japanese food is too fricking overrated. its all marketing. is it good? yeah, not top 5 by a long shot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he ate a little penis at first haha

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd sooner smash my ballsack with a knotted rope than eat street food in a third world country

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you racist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You shouldn't say things like that. I makes you come off as a massive b***h.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok mutt, better than your secretly mixed with human meat processed mcdonalds and 10 billion chemicals

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In ChYnA you run the risk of eating gutter oil

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey guys can we only go on location in the golden triangle?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bourdain was a hack.

    >the post brought to you by FLAVORTOWNGANGGANG

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a video of a street vendor washing off his serving plate in the Seine the other day. He ran the water over it and put the food right on it. If you dont mind poo water on your kebab it's fine

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on where it is, yeah. Some of the best meals of my life were $1 noodle dishes in Chiang Mai.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he not know how to hold chopsticks?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did not. What's funny though is that like half of younger asians also aren't doing it correctly anymore. No idea why

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because chopsticks are fricking stupid thats why
        did asians not use shovels/rakes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Asian countries manufacture 90% of the world's silverware

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure what point you're making here, being paid to produce things for other countries doesn't mean anything.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They do not use shovels or rakes, they dig holes by using two baseball bats to scoop the dirt. Very efficient and large brained.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did not. What's funny though is that like half of younger asians also aren't doing it correctly anymore. No idea why

      >uuuurgh that's not how you hold the Hashi*

      fricking weebs

      >* translators note: Hashi means chopsticks in Japanese

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    japanese food was horrendous when i went there last year. all they eat is deep friend pork and soft boiled eggs. beef is ridiculously expensive, and they don't have vegetables. if you're gonna visit japan bros, take laxatives with you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thread about 3rd world street slop
      >”ackshually japan food bad!”
      You’re either a child or a poor jeet, only way you’d consider beef “expensive” there while also coming to the conclusion that japs don’t eat vegetables. How Black folk like you even afford airfare is crazy, it’s entirely too easy to be alive now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can eat good food in literally any country in the world as long as you are not a moron
      >they don't have vegetables
      sadly this is not your case

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stop defending overrated countries you fricking moron plus your doing it for free that makes it sad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not defending anything, you could be talking about Congo for all I care, I'm saying that you could have 100% eaten vegetables to your heart's content but you were so stupid that you went out of your way to avoid them only to cry about it later.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its rustic

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes.
    Usually the slum doesn't actually have so much soul. Usually it's bug people or browns trying to pay for their 80 kids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't stop thinking of the huge spicy shit she took the next day after consuming that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn elon looks like THAT?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad you morons stopped spamming this ugly prostitute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes even simple items can be amazing because they focus on the food and have high volume and avoid wasting money on servers

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is street food really as good as he said?
    it isn't, but his job depended on him liking the food, so he said he liked it so he could keep traveling around the world with a comfy paycheck.
    anyone the food must have fricked up his brain as he killed himself.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's your definition of street food? Food that's served on the street?
    Just order some succulent chinese meal in some restaurant to go, then take it outside, now you're eating streetfood

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about this man that makes the incel chud types so incensed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was one of the most pretentious blowhard homosexuals on the planet, for one.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, e. coli is a hoot.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah you need to start eating rotten garbage coated with 1000% of your daily amount of salt prepared by a guy who hasn't washed his hands once in his entire life

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are his biceps smaller than his forearms? It's infuriating to look at

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buff from slicing the chef knife

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy is such an annoying prick. i hope he kills himself.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bourdain represents a certain part of the posh liberal perspective that really bugs me.
    He bills himself as this "man of the people" because he goes to far-away countries to dine with their locals. But when it comes to his own locals, he shows them nothing but disdain. Like the story about him wanting to murder a guy for mixing wasabi and kikkoman sauce. Or his total contempt for Guy Fieri.
    There's a part in Gilbert Chesterton's book "Heretics" that talks about this sort of thing. Basically, Chesterton argues that these travelbros leave their local communities because they don't want to be held to any standards of conduct by that community. They go to Japan or India and stare at the crowds, but the crowds don't expect anything from them in the way that, say, their neighbor or coworker back home might expect you to help them if they're in trouble.
    TLDR Traveling is just a way of escaping responsibility to your community, and it lets people like Bourdain larp as "men of the people"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Traveling is just a way of escaping responsibility to your community
      I'm a full travel bro and I have no problem admitting being an butthole in many ways, but this doesn't ring true at all to me.
      Like... what the frick kind of home responsibility are we talking about, here? Like helping my next door neighbour to move, or some shit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        every minute you spend outside of america is a minute that is not spent benefitting some israelite, goy
        fly back home and NEVER leave the country ever again because that's your responsability towards israel

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have a boyfriend, have two

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bust her balls, bust her balls again.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kills self
    Whatever
    >kills self when he has a young child
    Frick you, you absolute big league chew piece of shit. Selfish prick. Nothing you ever did in life will be remembered more than your unending cowardice and selfishness that you showed at the end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably wasn't even his

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes israeli

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he killed himself because he got cheated on by the woman who groomed her costar and he payed hush money to make it go away

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really care about the opinions of some celeb homosexual who killed himself over a mid hapa chick

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just enjoy the ride.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do these third worlders actually like gaijin customers?
    Maybe I'm projecting but I feel like I would be annoyed to have someone like me roll up to their spot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they probably like it
      not because they like foreigners but becuase it makes their place look better to the natives if theres westerners coming to visit it

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get the cream sauce you stupid Black person. God you're dumb.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Asia? Yeah. Frick yeah.
    It's fresh, it's tasty, it's not full of chemical shit and corn syrup. If you have only ever lived in the US, you have no idea.
    Pic related was my dinner literally yesterday

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you in Seoul?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah! It's my first time. I was pleasantly surprised

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you catch the ASL?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ASL
            What's that?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you have to ask then forget about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that soup stock on a stick?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's some sort of fish tofu. They just give you some of the broth that it's cooked in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Asia? Yeah. Frick yeah.
      >It's fresh, it's tasty, it's not full of chemical shit and corn syrup. If
      lol shut the frick up you insect loving homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would take Shenzhen gutter oil malatang over the kind of shit I had to eat when travelling in Atlantic City.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had third world street but I've never committed suicide.

    Causation, correlation?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've enjoyed his show plenty of times but find it weird as frick how so many people idolize the dude
    >bro just travel nonstop and drink and eat out every meal
    >do drugs and be an alcoholic
    >have a nice day at 58
    >so rad bro

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Food hygiene exists in Western countries for a reason. And "traveling" is just another way of saying "my rich family pays for everything in my life".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks food hygiene standards matter when workers do not care and just want to do the bare minimum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's such a petty cope lol.
      You can study abroad, it's not more expensive than studying in your home country, probably. Or take missions in your job that requires traveling.
      Or go teach English abroad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't have a rich family

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good at giving you diarrhea when mohamad and his pal suckdeep wipe their ass with their hands and then cook the food for you saar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most streetfood I've had both in America and overseas has been decent enough but not mind-blowing, but I feel the same about restaurants as well.

      That's why they don't eat with their left hand. Disgusting enough as that is, what's more reprehensible is the locally-born imports that refuse to assimilate, picrel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone should do that tbh. Toilet paper is NASTY. Just wash your hands.
        t. 6 foot tall attractive white man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. asscrack filled with dingleberries and crusty diarrhea
          Mutts are disgusting creaturas that would chop down entire forests instead of using water and soap to clean their goyslop ridden asses

          >written by seething brown hands
          Good morning saars, do the needful!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BASTERD BENCHOD
            >YOU
            >WILL
            >WASH
            >THE ARSE
            UNDERSTAND SISTERFRICK???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. asscrack filled with dingleberries and crusty diarrhea
        Mutts are disgusting creaturas that would chop down entire forests instead of using water and soap to clean their goyslop ridden asses

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    better than being cucked and crying about it.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indian street food is top tier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you would think a country that is poor af would try to minimise spillage and waste.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're in Southern India, the rich part of the country.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jesus christ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very good, very good
      HOWEVER

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I be concerned that none of these ingredients look temperature controlled?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhat, often times the people's passion and hunger for a better life allows them to cook better than a professional chef just trying to make a paycheck. Most of the time no, the only reason it tricks you is because they spam it with unhealthy ingredients, which you could do at home if you wanted to, but yoi don't, for obvious reasons.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing I ever ate was some meat skewer from some little philippino grocery store. The guy was making only those on this little grill outside. Shit blew my mind. I came back for more on my next break. Toronto doesn't really have street food so that was cool.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DOUBLE, DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE
      >FIRE BURN AND CALDRON BUBBLE

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lot of coping passportlets ITT
    first world countries have walkable cities. you don't need to go to indian village for "street food"

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask toji when the last time was he washed his hands since he prepared your fried mackerel pancake

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Maybe you should stick to your toast sandwiches
    will do!

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >having to nuke your pallet just to taste something
    Boy, you sure made us look stupid didn't you?

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not as good as heroin.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He hams it up but he does actually enjoy the unpretentiousness of buying a bowl of street food for $4 and eating it. No frills, no menus, just food.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indians having panic attacks because of toilet paper will never not be funny

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not one mention of when this israelite verbatim said he wants to brown mix the white race out of existence

    this is why trailer trash cumskins are going extinct. no awareness

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Be brown boi.
    >Spend all day messing with spices and leaves and whatever to cook food.
    >Find out a handful of pasty white Brits that eat toast sandwiches with marmalade just took over my country of 60 billion people in an afternoon.
    >Mfw.

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