*Is suddenly in everything*

*Is suddenly in everything*

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see an issue

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    His weird eyes and tiny mouth piss me off

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the duality of man

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        woll smoth?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >we have AI generated actors now
      the world is getting too weird for me

      He looks like a South Park character

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    White man with Asian eyes is what the market wants

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >White man with Asian eyes is what the market wants
      Maybe, we will see with Twisters

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we have AI generated actors now
    the world is getting too weird for me

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The people putting him in movies watched Scream Queens completely fall apart without him.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2 movies came out, one directly to shitflix and the other is DOA because the week after Deadpool 2 comes out. I think the reason you THINK he's in everything is because social media is his thing, since he also posts an an influencer like all those current stars do, but whenever a movie comes out they crank it up to 11 with the interviews and whatever not.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >umm actually hes only in 6 movies that have come out in the past 2 years
      fricking moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >ANBY
        >Hit man
        >Twisters
        That's it for this year and last year. Nobody cares about 2022, Devotion was a massive flop and never to be mentioned because of Majors. TGM is the only one worth mentioning and he had maybe a page full of lines and that's it.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >here's you incel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a badly disguised himbo pretending to be a straight ugly loser that has to win the female costar over through a developing personality and not looks
      >clothes do nothing to hide his build
      >his transformation is changing his voice and putting on sun glasses and clicking his hair back

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >in one of the biggest movies of all time
    >somehow gets more roles
    Really makes you think

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >*Is suddenly in everything*
    and hes ngmi

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is he in Star Wars?
    No.
    Is he in the MCU?
    No.
    Is he in the DCU?
    No.

    He's nowhere relevant.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its not 2017 dude

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The Acolyte is THE most talked about media in existence right now and he's not even part of it. He's a nobody.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What is Acolyte?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The most popular show for those who live above rocks.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Those are the folding siege tanks the Terrans have in StarCraft.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >white straight male is gaining popularity and becoming more famous
    >rrrreeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    i always knew this board was full of troons...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >i always knew this board was full of troons...
      No, we just don't like actors being pushed into everything.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're right. we need more dykes and strong black wimminz in leading roles so we can sit down and be humble.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What does that have to do with anything?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, there is something vomit-inducing about actors who pretend to be influencers and who try to appeal to the "general public". They have 0 personality, their drive is mainly cruising through roles and saying everything is amazing despite a movie being shit. There is zero negativity about themselves, zero room for self-improvement or things learned. Every interview is them being so strong and being so damn humble for everyone giving them a chance, it never comes down to them working hard for it or talking about that, it is always like these things fall into their laps because "reasons". They show up everywhere on social media, they have 0 opinions of their own about things, the way they dress and look is all predetermined as well as whatever is posted on social media. It's the most boring stuff that gets forced down your throat. At least Sydney threads have her breasts posted all over, but what is there to talk about here? He's charismatic; he plays the same shtick every time. He's good looking and that is about it. I liked him when I saw TGM the first time, but his performance there was very by the book. These guys get a role, they praise it to the heavens, they do what is told and that is it by the end of the day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t*rks
      >"white"

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >lands a major role in Top Gun Maverick, a movie so big it was credited with saving the industry
    >gets more roles as a result of this exposure
    woah

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Hit Man last night it was pretty funny and he was good in it.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's handsome, white, and has screen charisma, so I'm fine with it

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Knock off Justin Hartley with an uncomfortably small mouth that makes a perfect 😀 when he smiles. The simulation is leaking.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think i've ever seen justin hartley mentioned on this board until now. i didn't even know who he was until just now. literal d list nobody.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >d list nobody
        kek. he's one of the most popular TV actors for normies.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          he's a literally who. maybe he's a well known name for w*men.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, normies

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Guy landed a role of a lifetime, that's why you don't see him in everything.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i don't see the resemblance at all. am i faceblind? they look nothing alike besides being white and handsome.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he's handsome and talented
    is there anything you twerps can't complain about?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he's handsome and talented
      >is there anything you twerps can't complain about?
      There are plenty of attractive people who can act that aren't suddenly pushing into everything

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        name 10.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not satisfying your disingenuous request.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no, there fricking aren't
        it's literally wall to wall ugly mulattos
        you stupid homosexual

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He hasnt been in a Sarah Gadon kino.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you've just been POWELLED!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >admitting in interviews they shared personal preferences of positions/porn and whatnot for "research" purposes
      He fricks prostitutes every day, doesn't he?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's pretty inoffensive, has the skills of an 80s style dramedy lead.
      she somehow makes him look handsome/pretty but sexual. Like I said Adam Driver is the best at animalistic sex. He understands physics.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        *but Asexual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Achievable natty?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        White man physique.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >his humiliation ritual was being in a movie with sweeney

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's been added to my personal Hollywood Blacklist and I will no longer watch any movie or show that features him in any capacity because he's a forced meme.

    The Blacklist also features;

    >Barry Keoghan
    >Zendaya
    >Florence Pugh
    >Seth Rogen
    >Timothy Chamalet
    >Jack Quaid
    >Denzel Washington's charisma vacuum son
    >Tom Holland
    >Ana Taylor Joy
    >Awkwafina
    >Donald Glover
    >Phoebe Waller-Bridge
    >Anyone on a popular Netflix Show
    There's more but I won't list them all here those are the big ones

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is the Cinemaphile equivalent of reddithomosexualry kek

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    good for him. he was great in everybody wants some.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he was just a store brand version of Aaron Eckhart when I first saw him in a movie, but he's really come into his own.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fun shirt.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I either see him being a blockbuster action star like Cruise or fading away like Chris Pratt

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      chris pratt is literally one of the biggest current actors. even if he has zero range.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Pratt is in everything now
      A better example would be Sam Worthington

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    best male character in Scream Queens
    literal Chad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he's the best character in a show that is practically unwatchable
      Entertaining scenes, sure, but everything else about that show is abominable. I don't know on what channels it aired but the only people I've spoken to who have seen it are all Americans and even then the pool is very limited.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a Halloween season show you wouldn't understand it.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Outside of Tom Cruise he kept getting incredible pops from my theater and this was fricking months after Top Gun 2 had been in theaters, in a mall theater where they forgot to put the movie on for like 25 minutes and fiddled around for another 5 before it finally played. Dude had good screen presence, he has a goal body, he's charismatic and his girlfriend's 5year big titty plan is going to get her knocking on the door of the A-list sooner rather than later. He looks great, she looks great, they have a movie where they basically fall in love IRL and were paid to do it. There's something really cool about that. I like seeing good looking people romantically involved. Just looks right.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >his girlfriend
      Anon, we don't mention that anymore. They both refuse to ever talk about that.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the guy. he was so cringe with sydney sweeney.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he thinks he's fricking chris hemsworth

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hemsworth literally cannot act for shit, and this guy at least can.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone dream about butfricking Hemsworth?

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The guy stole Maverick from Tom Cruise. That's not easy to do.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You just know this thread is bait because of Twisters.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >suddenly in everything
    >stars in Top Gun reboot
    >stars in one romantic comedy
    >stars in a Richard Linklater film (note Glen Powell is a Linklater regular)
    Are you moronic or a jeet?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You are missing Twiters

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he was good in Hit Man and he helped write/produce it, meaning he actually has artistic ambitions. So if this is who Hollywood wants to make famous I'm for it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He has the same artistic ambition as any actor who wants to earn enough to make a downpayment on that third or fourth house. Funny that he cowrote something that had been lying on the director's desk for about a decade. Not that he didn't do anything, but the main draft had already been written.

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