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>Is that a car? AAAAAAH I'M LITERALLY GOING INSANE I NEED TO KILL MYSELF

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how hard is it to just not rob, loot, or kill someone?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      king here is trying to show what a tragedy locking people up is. that they waste their lives and end up aimless and out of place afterwrds
      but he's really showing what normal life is without something to belong to, like a family or a church
      all the old guy had to do was go to church and he would have a community to belong to
      but leave it up to israelite homosexual stephen king to leave that part out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          god I wish that were me, except not chinese

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOO HELGA PREEEASE!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what do german women smell like bros?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all the old guy had to do
        was not do something that would put him in jail that long to begin with

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this only applies to the old days
        we got tv and internet now, being locked up for life is like being on vacation forever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ackshually the shtowy should have a happy ending because... IT JUST SHOULD, OKAY???
        embarassing homosexual. are all christcucks this moronic?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He did the correct thing in sacrificing himself to Thor. Unfortunately he forgot to sacrifice a dog or calf beforehand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >j-just go to church
        are you serious

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes? It's literally the only place that will tolerate his kind so he can rehab into society.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >church
        Yes everyone should send their kids to get molested by priests as a sense of purpose

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Enough about public school. Also we're talking about an old man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We aren't talking about synagogues or mosques anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >church
        Gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk stupid

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes death is the only option. It's okay.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wait I DON'T have to ask to take a shit during work? THAT'S IT I'M HANGING MYSELF

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE CUSTOMER IS TELLING ME TO USE NOT ONE BUT TWO BAGS IM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELP ME CORRUPT PRISON WARDEN

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. His whole life is gone. In prison he did not notice the flow of time and just lived as he was told and as everyone around him lived. He knew how to live. When he was released, he didn't know how to live. He was already dead. Plus he must have already developed senile dementia.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >saw a car once when he was a kid
    >now they're everywhere
    homie, you watched buses and trucks drive into Shawshank regularly.
    Like, homie, you riding on one in OP pic.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yall homies can barely handle someone changing pronouns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeall homieas be doin that heatwave do fo real homie bust a kap shit muffuga

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >saw a Black person once when I was a kid
    >now they're everywhere

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >THEY WERE ONLY FOUND ON COTTON PLANTATIONS AND NOW THEY OWN PROPERTY AND MARRY WHITE WOMEN!!
      >kills self

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NOW THEY OWN PROPERTY AND MARRY WHITE WOMEN!!
        LOL nah not really haha

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kaczynski'd and tedpilled

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That wasn't even the point, its that he was having a better time in prison than outside because outside he is a nobody and has no friends, inside he was talked to and looked up to by many of the younger inmates

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    andy was the villain for making red break the law after red was free and clear

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, what's the point of living in old age anyway and worse yet continue working, you're literally like a fricking baby again. Honestly, I don't want to spend more than 27 years, suicide is the best option.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why should I feel sorry for this sack of shit again? Because sad music played and he killed himself? What did he do to get put into jail for decades, tell me that before you try to make me feel bad for him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was innocent lawyer fricked him

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly believe that the death penalty is more humane than life in prison, even if it turns out the guy was wrongly convicted.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how as soon as he started wageslaving he killed himself

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >don't pay attention to things too closely
    >don't worry, I'll tell you how to feel about things in my voice over
    >you see, Andy was raped repeatedly by a group of men known as the "sisters..."
    >but don't worry about that affecting his character in any significant way
    >also, don't worry about the fact that all us other inmates are likable...
    >sure we're rapists and murderers but just forget about all that and pay heed to our sentimental relationships--the warden and guards are your "bad guys"
    >yes we took bets on who would crack and be beaten on their first night...
    >but the character who won felt bad about it after (focus on that instead of what an actual prison would be like)
    They somehow made homosexual gang rape into something you could watch with your family; in the 90s which is even more of a feat than it is today, so I guess we have to give them credit.
    >"I wish I could tell you Ol' Andy fought the good fight..."
    >...and wasn't brutally gang-raped on multiple occasions over the course of several years.
    >nevermind that now, they got their comeuppance in the end
    >and Andy helped that career criminal (who was also a wild at heart rascal, we liked him immediately) get a degree
    >it sure was tragic when the guards took advantage of his boyish naivety in order to murder him
    >but it all works out so don't you worry a lick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. contrarian dipshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you see, I'll tell you how to feel about everything at every step
        >don't you worry
        >isn't the score lovely and emotive?
        >you've already forgotten about the homosexual gang rape now, haven't you?
        >remember that time we felt like free men up on the roof?
        >sunset and ice cold suds
        >we could have been working on one of our own houses
        >that Hadley sure was one tough screw
        >don't you worry a lick...
        >I'm telling you he cried like a baby when he was arrested
        >doesn't it feel good knowing that?
        >it all worked out
        >we may have spent decades behind bars but it all worked out
        >no lasting trauma and we've been careful to make the negative emotional notes as mild as can be
        >it sure was sad when Ol' Brooksy died though
        >some men just can't handle the outside
        >not us though
        >look at this beach
        >it's almost sunset again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is a terrible post and yo should never post again

        He's right though and your kneejerk emotional reaction proves that you felt called out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Let them seethe, I still liked the movie. It's just that the sentimentality is laid on so ridiculously thick that it becomes comically absurd when you pay attention to it. Like I said, they made repeated homosexual gang rape in a prison something you can watch with your grandparents--that's an accomplishment.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day reddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is a terrible post and yo should never post again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you see, I'll tell you how to feel about everything at every step
      >don't you worry
      >isn't the score lovely and emotive?
      >you've already forgotten about the homosexual gang rape now, haven't you?
      >remember that time we felt like free men up on the roof?
      >sunset and ice cold suds
      >we could have been working on one of our own houses
      >that Hadley sure was one tough screw
      >don't you worry a lick...
      >I'm telling you he cried like a baby when he was arrested
      >doesn't it feel good knowing that?
      >it all worked out
      >we may have spent decades behind bars but it all worked out
      >no lasting trauma and we've been careful to make the negative emotional notes as mild as can be
      >it sure was sad when Ol' Brooksy died though
      >some men just can't handle the outside
      >not us though
      >look at this beach
      >it's almost sunset again

      pretty good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      as someone who feels that the shawshank redemption is a blatant ripoff of a much better film (cool hand luke) it's refreshing and interesting to hear such dumb, dumb, dummy dumb criticisms of shawshank

      >you see, Andy was raped repeatedly by a group of men known as the "sisters..."
      >but don't worry about that affecting his character in any significant way
      it sent andy (a character we know to be incredibly resilient, stoic and carefree) into a major depression where he began to look and talk very differently. he began to say things that sounded suicidal and his friends were reasonably concerned that he was about to kill himself

      ?t=174

      >also, don't worry about the fact that all us other inmates are likable...
      yeah i love when buddy scenes are full of unlikable characters that are hard to connect to. we should fill films with boring drags so that pessimistic incels won't feel they're too unrealistic
      >but the character who won felt bad about it after
      it's almost as if the sight of a man getting beaten to death caused 'em to feel bad. weird.
      >it sure was tragic when the guards took advantage of his boyish naivety in order to murder him
      your criticism of a tragic scene was that it was tragic

      >you see, I'll tell you how to feel about everything at every step
      >don't you worry
      >isn't the score lovely and emotive?
      >you've already forgotten about the homosexual gang rape now, haven't you?
      >remember that time we felt like free men up on the roof?
      >sunset and ice cold suds
      >we could have been working on one of our own houses
      >that Hadley sure was one tough screw
      >don't you worry a lick...
      >I'm telling you he cried like a baby when he was arrested
      >doesn't it feel good knowing that?
      >it all worked out
      >we may have spent decades behind bars but it all worked out
      >no lasting trauma and we've been careful to make the negative emotional notes as mild as can be
      >it sure was sad when Ol' Brooksy died though
      >some men just can't handle the outside
      >not us though
      >look at this beach
      >it's almost sunset again

      >you see, I'll tell you how to feel about everything at every step
      which apparently isn't enough splainin for certain anons
      >isn't the score lovely and emotive?
      yeah they chose a brilliant piece for the opera speakers scene; definitely the most consequential decision in the film
      >I'm telling you he cried like a baby when he was arrested
      >doesn't it feel good knowing that?
      dumb sadistic audience and their dumb sense of right and wrong think they're so good...
      >no lasting trauma and we've been careful to make the negative emotional notes as mild as can be
      it's almost as if andy was a uniquely strong person who instilled hope in red it's almost as if the old man was an old man who couldn't adapt as easily

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down, sperg. My criticism is it becomes comically sentimental if you think outside of the logic the film dictates to the audience (voice over is the most overtly obvious example of it). However, it handles things so incredibly well that a decades spanning homosexual serial gang rape becomes muted into the background. I don't need you to explain plot points you moronic homosexual--the movie does it well enough.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what did brooks do anyway?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that b***h that wanted her stuff double bagged and his boss.

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