>Is that a wholesome 50 year old milf in a bikini, and exposed publicly to the entire mall, and her fellow church members? That’s so funny, what a hilarious scenario to put into a family comedy!
>Is that a wholesome 50 year old milf in a bikini, and exposed publicly to the entire mall, and her fellow church members?
Haha I just sucked and groped my mom's fat milkers ass thighs arm fat and belly what's some kinos for this feel
incomprehensibly based
>moms arm fat
HNNNNNNGGGG
Hope you're prepared for your trial chris
Kys autist
based
incest rights is human rights!
I wish I was molested by a curvy woman in her mid 40s when I was a kid, I really do
I was back in my teens but it set the bar too high for everyone that followed
>I was back in my teens but it set the bar too high for everyone that followed
Same ruined all other women lol bless her
Gonna need stories, lads.
Lots of tit play tit fricks when I was younger showering sleeping together still cuddles me in bed let's me suck her breasts for hours recently got her to let me grope her ass she finally relented and her body is basically mine except for the pussy which is broken sadly. Still huge ass and breasts.
>Mines the opposite strong narrow shoulders but huge ass waist thighs and breasts. Manlet dad did well
>you're making me hard
Me too
I was it was awesome
Too skinny I love fat mommy
Is that your mom? Based mine has bigger boobs and a bubble butt at 72 I'm the luckiest son ever
And mom pillee
I don't give a tupenny frick what you want. Why the frick would you take time out of your day to tell us what you like? We aren't waitstaff. If I had a nephew like yiu I would drown my son on the offchance he ended up like his cousin.
Iktfl. Reading Regura doujins isnt enough.
Whatever happened to Tim Allen
Last Man Standing ran for one season longer than Home Improvement actually.
Disney cancelled his show despite it being highly rated because Allen is a conservative. It got picked up again by Fox and just finished October of last year.
Fox made seasons 7-9
He has a new show currently airing on the history channel called more power with Al about power tools or some shit.
he started doing old man tv show things with cars like Jay Leno
lol
Jesus Christ! Mommy looks good enough to eat.
IMAGINE she actually looks hot here
She is 100% showing off here. I'm not complaining.
What show and episode?
Christmas with the kranks you dumb fricking moronic idiot
Thanks anon
greatest butterface of all time?
IMAGINE THE SKIN CANCER
Needs to be thicker. Then she’d be perfect.
DAMN JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?
Who the frick wears cloths on a tanning bed?
That's a bikini, mate
So?
You pay for the rays, so let them actually come in contact with your body
Anon, I don't think you ever went to a tanning saloon.
You're allowed to be naked in a closed room at a salon, anon. Staff won't knock on the door until time is up.
If you wanted tan lines, you can get them in your backyard
I don't that's hygenic.
You realise it's possible to be naked without shitting and pissing everywhere, right?
Yes.
>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Can you not go to tanning salons if you are part of a church or something?
>intentionally giving yourself cancer with synthetic sunlight
thats a sinninin
Jerked off to this scene multiple times
This but all of her scenes.
That's not the kinda face you're gonna want.
Weird how she's hotter in this than in True Lies
MILFs are made for public exposition and wardrobe malfunction.
Based
Need to see more of that in movies too.
Agreed
Nice, do you like clothes accidents too?
Big booby mommies accidentally showing her twins to the world is always kino
You're a man of taste, anon.
>accidentally
>he doesn't like milfs causally walking around the house naked
Both are good shit, casual nudity is kino too but I prefer when it's an accident and the MILF ends up embarassed in public.
Especially when she dresses very modestly. Bonus if she’s a conservative housewife who’s 50+ Extra bonus if she’s slightly chubby and has at least a 38D rack
Absolutely based, what's your ideal scene for a MILF wardrobe malfunction?
Idk. This is a new fetish for me. Maybe a mom who’s pressured into wearing a bikini by her husband for a vacation. She bashfully, and reluctantly agrees after weeks of begging because the Bible says to please and serve your husband. The whole family finally gets to a beach and it’s completely crowded. She doesn’t want to take her cover up off and reveal her bikini, so she just lounges nervously in her chair while reading some Christian book. Her husband wants to see that bikini so he quickly rips off her cover up, leaving the 56 year old mother of 2 in a black string bikini that covers only a fifth of her breast and the bottoms are so small their practically completely devoured by her motherly cheeks. She’s so embarrassed she tries to get it back from her husband, but she’s too frumpy to run after him, and he’s too fast and took the towels as well. So she heads into the water, jiggling deliciously as she jogs head down, one arm pathetically trying to cover her giant exposed ass, the other covering her chest. As she goes to kneel down, a wave hits her hard and knocks her tiny bikini top off. Mortified, she hides in the water scanning the beach for her husband and with pleading eyes, begs him to bring her a towel and her cover up.
This literally happened to my mom once but the waves only knocked off her bikini bra, not both pieces
I wish it did and it also took her underwear too
>This is a new fetish for me
Friend, it might be a new fetish for you that is some amazing imagination you have for a "beginner" kek. I loved it especially the part when the husband also forces in part to expose his wife!
Thanks, I just thought of it now. Pretty much anything involving a demure, wholesome, dutiful, mature woman gets me off like crazy. I can’t wait till my wife gets old.
>I can’t wait till my wife gets old.
Kek, will you try to pull off something like what you just wrote on her when she becomes a MILF?
Dont think about my wife, butthole.
Ok, sorry.
That's okay. I am very protective of her. if you had a wife you'd understand.
I don’t know. She would get really upset if I did anything like that. I would if we agreed on something like that ahead of time. Maybe I will when I’m old and don’t give any fricks anymore.
Well I hope you remain based even during your later years, friend.
Moms who are out with their kids and they dont notice their ass crack or thong hanging out when they constantly bend over.
Even better when they're out with their sons's friends too.
>those moms who are oblivious to their attractiveness that all the son's friends want to hang out with
God, I love Mom NTR.
Absolutely based
There should be more scenes in movies and shows that are just about the son's friends trying their hardest to expose the mom naked.
With lots of buildup, I agree
Yes, exposing the mom right away isn't fun. What should be the first step of the son's friends's plan of seeing the mom naked according to you?
Maybe he'd try to dirty her clothes, spilling some juice or something, he would then excuse himself to peep while she's changing
Perfect, honestly. Not too much revealing on the first step but just enough nudity that the son's friend at least saw the mom's body without clothes on once.
And after getting a glimpse of the goods, he'd obviously try to escalate things further on every occasion
Obviously but I would prefer if the son only saw her in her underwear so far. What would step two be? This will probably the moment when the friend saw the mom half naked at least, maybe covering her private parts.
Maybe his friend's mom would come home after a long day at work and she'd jump right into the shower to relax a bit. He would then sneak into the bathroom and hide all her towels, leaving her no option but to run to her room with her hands barely concealing her large assets
Anon, you're unironically reading my mind now holy frick.
That sounds perfect, I love that kind of forced nudity that almost sounds like a prank. Personally I have also imagined that the mom would ask for the friend's help when she realizes she has nothing to cover herself with and she's completely naked
You anons seem to know all the conventions about this genre, do you by any chance know the name of those old French short films, I think they were from the 1980's, it would usually involve a obscenely hot woman doing some humdrum activity and then through mishap to mishap she gets her clothes stripped off her until she's naked? I remember one where it was she was a painter or something, so because it was very tongue in cheek, it'd follow all the typical comedy formula: stuff like her blouse would stick to the paint and then get ripped off until the last show was her sitting on the floor, legs wide apart, sort of shrugging and giving up totally naked.
The french show/series is called Series Galante.
Yes that's it! Thank you. they are so strange and somewhat creative
It was my fap kino back in the day. I just wish the women weren't so flat-chested.
I honestly can't remember how endowed the women were, only that they were gorgeous
Yeah, they all looked beautiful. It was just my wishful thinking that they were well-endowed too since I love big MILFs and wardrobe malfunction.
Then she gets arrested for being indecent in public and the cops handcuff her and everyone takes pics of her nude breasts
Oh shit, that’s good stuff. She’s crying softly too. Unff!
And she gets visibly upset knowing people can see the girls
Of course, that's a must. ENF is kino too.
Literally my mom she's always enf
Elaborate.
>Elaborate.
Shes like Haha why do you want to suck and frick a old women like me here's my old boobs sorry their saggy no stop slobbering on them
This makes me miss late night store runs with my mom wearing her pajama/yoga pants.
Did anything fun ever happen during those store runs late at night?
Well… you could guess what kind of guys were out at local stores late at night in a pretty bad area… Nothing really happened, but she was always the center of attention, including mine.
Meant for you
Nice, nice, anon. I wish I had some fun stories to share too but I got nothing except my mom sunbathing and something removing her top while sunbathing
Wow haha yeah her fat mommy boobies exposed is so boring zzzZzzzzZZZZZzzz
They weren't really exposed at their fullest, she used to sunbathe on her stomach.
>her luscious jugs were squished
Yeah, they squish real nice showing she's a natural. No complaints about that.
>mom sunbathing
Frick, when I was around 12 my room had a perfect view of the pool area. My mom would often be out there summer mornings and had the habit of sunning her back longer than her front. I became a man that summer in more ways than one.
How’d your moms top get removed?
She would either already go out topless while wearing a sarong that she would later remove or she would just sit up and remove her bra with one hand while holding her boobs with the other.
Trying to frick an older woman who looks like this is ridiculously difficult. For some reason men hold onto the thicker ones. I've recently been in contact with a thin milf 49 years old, but I ended contact as soon as she showed signs of being an absolute lunatic, which is probably most single women at that age.
>for some reason
gee I wonder why guys usually lock down a thick girl the minute they start dating, almost like they're highly sought after or something.
Your moms a how
A fellow ENF connoisseur.
Hello, friend.
Imagine if this happened to your mom in public…
Holy based, this is new to me! Thanks for the finding, ENFbro.
Fuarkk
I've always groped my fat mom in public we always get hit on and drop spaghetti lol
Little bit chunkier I even liked her in eeaao
>we always get hit on
k lass
I'm a boy
so some dude walks up to a mother and son and hits on BOTH of them?
you expect me to buy that?
Relax, he's an esl baiting for (You)s. He has no idea what he's posting.
Separately obviously are your reading comprehension that bad
>are your reading comprehension that bad
kek, fricking esl. stop posting.
>exposition
Jesus, you people are idiots
What a trash fricking movie.
Why does Hollywood keep pushing Tim Allen onto Children, he does not appeal to kids at all.
ITS NOT EVEN SATURDAY NIGHT
>every Saturday night you don't bang jamie lee curtis
Why even live?
Christmas with the Kranks is a holiday classic and I am tired of pretending it's not
>this kills the boggedgays
Jesus I didn’t realize the Home Improvement mom was so stacked
i really want to lose my virginity to a MILF but i have no clue where you even find them
>i really want to lose my virginity to a MILF but i have no clue where you even find them
My mom would have sadly her insides all messed up
Wish I knew where to find cute milfs they always hit on me but are titlets
Get a job
i work in a company that is entirely women sans myself. all my coworkers are mothers, and only two employees are younger than me.
the new black chick keeps touching me. when she comes in she brushes her hand through my hair. when i go to clock for lunch, she reaches out to graze my arm.
am i going to hell?
Yes, MILF hell.
>i work in a company that is entirely women sans myself. all my coworkers are mothers, and only two employees are younger than me.
>the new black chick keeps touching me. when she comes in she brushes her hand through my hair. when i go to clock for lunch, she reaches out to graze my arm.
>am i going to hell?
Kino
I used to work in an office that was 10 middle ages women plus me.
They all ignored me.
>audios
Gib link.
Family comedies were based back then
>Sexualizing Christian mothers is based.
How exactly?
It makes my weiner get horny and spurt out the white stuff heheh
Why Christian moms specifically though?
Making dumb joyless proutties seethe is always based
Fricking what the hell are you saying? Christian moms are generally much happier than floozy wine aunt types.
She really let herself go.
Nah thats for the movie. She still takes care of herself but she needs to drop the short hair thing.
>her
maphrodite
What is happening in this thread? ESL coomers talking into the mid distance about shit thats never happened and mothers they dont talk to irl. Lynchian
This is the same Jamie Lee Curtis from the " Imagine being Arnold" meme right? What a difference a haircut can make.
She's always been hot. Check out Trading Places.
the fact she looks hot in true lies is the joke numbnuts
Lol someone's triggered they don't have a fat mommy gf
Just sucked mom's milkers Gonna do it again
A lot of bots and shills here.
We love our moms, don’t we folks?
Yep my mom's built like a industrial boiler thicc as frick
Mines the opposite strong narrow shoulders but huge ass waist thighs and breasts. Manlet dad did well
>Mines the opposite strong narrow shoulders but huge ass waist thighs and breasts. Manlet dad did well
you're making me hard
my mother's frumpy as hell. she has massive shoulders and narrow hips. dunno how my dad found her attractive. i still love her though obviously, she's a great mother
“Son! I told you to stop peeking on me! Heehee! You naughty boy, you!”
I loved eating out my mom's ass bless her braap braapbraplap
Ewww mommies aren't women they are mom
Please keep discussion of w*men off my board
Thanks
Moms (40+) are higher creatures than women
Who scratched her boobies
I like jerking off to big breasts. The bigger the better. 2d, 3d, 4d, it doesn’t matter. I like when they bounce, I like when she bends forward and you can see em hang. I like when she sucks on her own, or gets them sucked on by another chick. Bonus points if they are full of milk. The best part though, is the slow tease and reveal of big breasts coming out to play. Nothing better than a nice view of cleavage that gets bigger and bigger as she slowly pulls down on her shirt. Sometimes I dream about being a mountain climber, but instead of climbing a mountain, I’m scaling a huge pair of breasts and I make camp at the nipple, because of course I can’t climb the whole thing in one day. Sometimes I dream about being Atlas and holding up the biggest breasts in the universe.
Man some of you guys are sick, my mom has the typical pixar-esque milf body type but it's never even crossed my mind to frick or grope her, seriously you guys need to get out more and literally have sex.
>my mom has the typical pixar-esque milf body type but it's never even crossed my mind to frick or grope her
You need to stop being gay.
Btw post her because you’re probably full of shit.
>post her
Unlike you freaks I don't take candid images of my mom's ass and post them on anonymous image boards nor will I ever do so.
Imagine having a brick shit house mom and it taking pics of her giant ass.
*not taking
presuming that's your mother, i would very much like to bury my face in her ass
Get in line
>Get in line
Best part about my mom she vowed to never be with anyone besides me. So I've got her all to myself. Based
post more, please, i beg you
Glad you like her!
do you have any risque pictures of her?
Unfortunately no.
holy frick that ass is deliciously thick
Oh I know. She’s almost exclusively been my jerk off material since puberty.
she's about to be my jerk off material
Great breasts
Tell her she's gorgeous and you want to milk and brap
>post more, please, i beg you
I too want to see more assmom
My mom's was 50"+ at her biggest God I miss it groping burying my face in it. Lots of farts still tho BRAAAAP
Nice.
>Man some of you guys are sick, my mom has the typical pixar-esque milf body type but it's never even crossed my mind to frick or grope her, seriously you guys need to get out more and literally have sex.
She loves it trust me my mom was the pixar mom used to get angry (faked) but loved the attention during lockdown and after my dad died.
>Who scratched her boobies
She probably scratched them by accident because their so big and hard to get out of a tight bra
I was cursed with an ugly mother who also never wore anything remotely revealing. Basically Peggy Hill. What's it like to have a mommy you can fap to?
>What's it like to have a mommy you can fap to?
If you have male cousins younger than you, it's pretty bad. Trust me.
>Having to spend all your time defending mommy from her nephews' lustful advances
Oh yeah that does sound stressful. You should have marked your territory by groping her in front of them.
>You should have marked your territory by groping her in front of them.
I can't, I tried to give my cousin the evil eye more than once but he just doesn't give a frick.
No doubt they've waited naked in the bathroom for hours just in case she comes in, and then played it off as an 'accident' when caught.
The worst part is that I can't either confirm or deny that. He's a good kid but he can be a real pest like that when he wants to so it's totally possible it happened amongst other things I witnessed too.
Like what?
Pulling her underwear strings for example. Or just blatantly staring at her clevage.
What's the spiciest thing he's done?
Like I said pulling her underwear strings and basically getting to touch her breasts for free.
Anon, it sounds like you're getting massively cucked here. You really need to do something about it. Engineer a situation where your mother is forced to wear a low-cut top in public despite not wanting to, or your cousin is going to get the upper hand.
>Engineer a situation where your mother is forced to wear a low-cut top in public despite not wanting to
For what purpose? And I don't need to engineer any situation since 99% of her shirts have some kind of noticeable clevage especially her summer wardrobe.
Wonderful she knows I coom to her every night
>is that... BEACHWEAR?!
Lel, Iran on the warpath again. Would fugg, by the way.
Imagine.
I love milfs so much bros
Wtf same?
>Wtf same?
Me too
Me
Just about to have mine climb into bed with me for booby session
So many mees
She's almost ready.
Kino.
https://voca.ro/1mUVm9v4aFpU
Very nice.
damn this might be the best thread on the board right now.
While I find my mom pretty, I’d never make any weird moves around her since it would most likely horrify her and heavily damage the relationship. fortunately there's plenty of erotica and audios to satisfy the fetish.
I do slap her butt and rub her chest with my head sometimes when we cuddle however, and she giggles or starts tickling me in response. It's nice.
>I do slap her butt and rub her chest with my head sometimes when we cuddle however, and she giggles or starts tickling me in response. It's nice.
Based anon, pretty much the same here but I slap her thighs instead of her butt
had a best friend growing up. we never went to the same school, but i did get to spend a weekend a month at his place. I'd go on friday afternoon, come back on sunday afternoon.
eventually we got old enough to get horny. his mom didn't wear a bra, wore tanktops, and several times she'd lean over at the table and i got to see udders.
she thought it was cute both me and her son called her "babycakes"
How big were her udders?
I want to say a big C, I only saw nipples once.
not into her type nowadays, brown (from spain), but as a kid it was great.
>not into her type nowadays
Why? Was she too fat or something?
brown nipples just don't do it. they need to be pink
it's a mental thing i wish i could get over, more material to complete.
Ah, well to each their own anon. Still seeing those C+ udders as a kid must have been great.
She wants more.
My mom said the same eventually God she's glorious
Do u cup her butt? Mine loves it.
I'll volenteer she can take my virginity
Damn mine has big E cups
Me too all women my age where horrid tho ones older where nice
i've watched this flick more than i'd like to admit. 2000s christmas movies are comfy for me, idk
anyway any of you want to frick my big assed mom while i watch in secret? i'm a mom ntr fetishist
I think she is hotter now than she was at her prime Back in the 80s-90s she was hot but she had that androgynous, cold n unapproachable look, now she looks like a lighthearted milf with hot curves that knows she is still hot and lets some titty out "accidentally" for the young lads to get a boner
hello anons
>206 replies
>no IMAGINE pasta
It's a good laugh.
RP thread
Shut up, janny.
Lol they always say it's rp even when anon posted pics
It's absolutely all real
God I love the smell of her udders
Just moved into a room with 50 year old live in landlady thats 5 minutes away from where i work on recommendation from my employers. This is all going to sound made up bevause of how overt she is but she sunbathes in a little black thong in front of my bedroom. She only seems to wear tight yoga pants and cylcing shorts. During that heatwave i was in the kitchen making a sandwhich and she sat infront of me in her sweaty bikeshorts and just started spreading her legs, at one point she wienered one leg up one of the arms of the sofa whilst pretending to read a book. One day again whilst i was in the kitchen making some food again she came over to show me some weights shed bought and just started doing squats in front of me. Every time shes doing house work she come to wherever i am and start bending over in front of me. She leaves all her thongs lying around even though shes a massive clean freak and evrything in the house is always kept neat and organised. Last weekend she texted me drunkenly from the pub down the road asking if i wanted to join her.
Keeps telling me how oblivious i am but im too much of a pussy to do anything
You should have joined her at the pub, lad.
Why do so many guys that find their moms hot end up becoming autistic incels?
>Why do so many guys that find their moms hot end up becoming autistic incels?
My mom was an autistic incel so was my dad it was a foregone conclusion
>My mom was an autistic incel so was my dad
>my parents who produced me by having sex were involuntary celibates
these meme buzzwords really turn into meaning absolutely nothing don't they
His parents never met; they were abducted by aliens who did some X-Files IVF juju to produce anon.
>His parents never met; they were abducted by aliens who did some X-Files IVF juju to produce anon.
Pretty close my mom was 42 when she had me it's a miracle I'm even here im 32 now.
God I love her so fricking much she's the only person that gave a shit I am even alive since she summoned me from whereever the frick with prayer.
And since everyone else is an butthole to me I get her boobass as comfort
>everyone else is an butthole to me
Yeah, I wonder why...
Mommy
Welp, this thread is over.
I'll make another later today.
>thread about MILFs
>American mutts start posting their obese "women"