>Is that…a small fire…? >AHHHHH CURSE YOU OBI WAN ILL CATCH YOU ANOTHER TIME!!!

>Is that…a small fire…?
>AHHHHH CURSE YOU OBI WAN ILL CATCH YOU ANOTHER TIME!!!

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no! They boarded a slow moving freighter on a set course, vulnerable to near everything that can fly.
    >Curse you Obi-Wan, I'll catch you another time!

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't their armors made to widstand agresive enviroment? like scortching or freezing temperatures with their own life support, etc?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could just walk around

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this would never work

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They could just walk around
        The set is only 20' wide.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like you could run across this little flame in your regular clothes and be fine, other than having slightly fcked up shoes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flame Troopers would have fire‐resistant armor but I don't think regular troops do.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In episode IV the armor is only good at stopping near misses. Direct shots still kill them. On the other hand the rebel troopers die to everything

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No direct shots are spread out among the armor and knock them out like getting hit by a car.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They literally can't withstand a stick or a rock lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up, racist. We resist.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In picrel (only true canon) the commandos can go EVA and withstand direct hits from thermal detonators so I'd hope Vader's personal legion could do the same.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But weren’t they some ultra special superpowered clones or something?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        there was only like a million of clones
        empire had to finance 100x more

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >truly you are still the master obi wan, maybe next time things will be different

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he has a severe trauma to fire now. and obiwan might have the high ground on the other side.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't obiwan walk on stilettos then?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what high ground means, you would still be standing on equal ground but with clumsy shoes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they are good friends.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Now get out of here before I use my lighter. Oh yes, I know how afraid you are of even the smallest of flame, you freak of nature."

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      *lives here*

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see no fire there, just rivers of tang

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does Vader living a Mordor fortress?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          A good story... for another time.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically, the reason Disney came up with is that Palpatine makes him live on Mustafar as a joke because it is the sight of his greatest and loss.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No Vader picked it himself, Sheev let him pick any one planet as his personal domain

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He lives on the planet where he almost died to channel hatred, classic sith moron move.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          to have the highground

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats where he was "born"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >loses to high ground
        >builds the tallest building on the planet so he always has the high ground
        smart

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The difference is Obi Wan was there.
        This series is about two war veterans suffering periodic episodes of PTSD

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          At what point does it stop being super deep internal character struggles and start being excuses for shitty writing built on more shitty writing?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is so valid. I love exploring trauma. I'm spraying my period blood all over. I love it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do they eat

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Farm Boy AHAHA!!!
        >Tatooine!!!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assume he moves here after as a way to confront his fear

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This bro suit is fireproof the fuck you talking about?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He lives on mustafar and has a suit that protects against heat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh EVERYTHING is ptsd

      I agree with the notion that lots of people have unresolved trauma. But, hamfisting it into media is just bad writing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when people were giving a mental health argument for the exact opposite thing in Rogue One
        >Vader lives in a giant castle on Mustafar
        >"IT'S JUST SHOWING HOW HE'S STUCK RELIVING THAT MOMENT FOREVER"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and obiwan might have the high ground on the other side

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he legit felt something when he saw the droid rescuing obi wan
      like thats how he sees himself now, a droid

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      so he's The Hound now. wonderful.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vader is scared of fire 🙁

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is some “Jason is scared of water all a sudden shit.”

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did the fucker light one then? Idiocy, hack writers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hates sand. But also fire!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like he was more interested in torturing obi wan rather than killing him.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought Darth Vader could fly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought vader could make things fly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can't but as seen in the new Battlefront games he can use the force to jump high, guide himself and descend slowly which he could've used to cross. This ability would make sense for "prime Vader" like they kept saying and is more believable than those stupid inquisitor lightsabers. Or he could use the force to blow out the flames or depower them or something. For all this talk about the power of the force it's pretty useless.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he fly now?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uses the force to grab obi wan across the fire
    >doesn't use it again when obi wan is escaping
    lmao these writers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He only can use the force twice per encounter. He doesn't get his next per encounter use till 5th level, and this if he doesn't multiclass.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He lost most of his spells and abilities when he broke his Jedi Oath, and he is now negotiating with the GM to be an Oathbreaker.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He needs to level up to get a new set of skill purchase rights

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn this modern video game design

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's still a learner

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ran out of mana.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ran out of mana.
        Um acktchually they're called Dark Side Points.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AHHHHHH BABY LEIA HEEELP

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are y’all a bunch of dumbasses? He let obi wan go because he realized there’s a larger picture going on

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such as?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 more episodes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A good story...for anothe day

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that Obi-Wan has people working with him implies that there's a wider network, quite possibly an underground Jedi cell even. Tracing that would be worth even more than Kenobi himself.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's nothing worth more than Kenobi to Vader. he's the actual jedi that beat him back on mustafar. Stop trying to convince yourself that this is a good show.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop trying to convince yourself it's a bad show, then. Fucking hell, I don't even know why I come here, you people have no ability to actually think things through.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know I am right, nothing is worth more to Vader than finding Kenobi.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Oh, Kenobi has help. Who else are they helping?" Vader just whupped his ass easily. Maybe he was disappointed.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’d think the angriest man in the galaxy might be a bit more hungry for revenge but I guess not hug

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there’s a larger picture going on
      There's no sw movie on the horizon till at least 5 years from now the fuck are you talking about?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being so fucking stupid to think i was meaning a movie.

          I bet y’all bombed your critical thinking exams in school.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And what would that be retard, i swear we should have never let blacks like you learn to read or write

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What bigger picture would that be? Obi Wan is the man who nearly killed him and took most of his limbs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He had a headache

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao this is the most retarded post on this whole website at the moment.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listen you dumb morons I’ll explain.

        He let obi wan go because he realized there’s a reason obi wan came out of hiding. Are y’all that fucking dense? Clean your rooms and bathe oh my fuck.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          So why does he forget about that by ep4?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you say y'all again I'm going to have a word with your dad and get you kicked out of the house

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao are you suggesting that darth vader instead of killing Obi Wan and go alone to discover whatever the fuck he was doing decided to let him live and just forget about it?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No gay. You are the type to kill your only lead on something.

            Capturing obi wan=torture then death. Obi wan would die before giving up info on other Jedi, Luke and leia.

            He let him go so they can find out where obi wan runs to, lead to other Jedi and why obi wan came out of hiding.

            There’s a reason fbi leave up certain sites, to track and build up cases to catch the real gays.

            Y’all need to read a book.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >capture obiwan
              >read his mind

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Obi wan ain’t some low level chump like Poe dameron and that Indian on daiyu

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reva read ObiWan's mind in episode 2 without touching him

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, she sensed his fear.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he let obi-wan go so he can track him and find out what he’s coming out of hiding for
              >proceeds to leave him alone for the next 20 years and seemingly forget he ever encountered obi-wan since their duel on korriban.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          >REEEEEE ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WIF ME IS STOOPID!!!!
          Look, dumbass. Vader's a fucking SITH. He has no higher allegience than his own ambition, and uses the Empire to further his OWN ambition (Join me and together we'll rule the galaxy as father and son!).

          You are SO stupid that you think Vader, who is a Dark Side Sith (HATE makes you powerful!) is going to simply let Kenobi (who he HATES more than anyone in the galaxy at this point) walk away over fucking POLITICS?!?!? And you want to insult everyone here for not agreeing with your retard take? GTFO.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only real threat to the sith are the jedi
      >spend all the resources and time and special units just to hunt them all down
      >there is one just 10 meters away from you
      >it's the guy who BTFO you and mentored you
      >nah bruv there's more important stuff, like... I dunno.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brb I'm thirsty for more Tang

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your (you). Obi Wan IS Vader's bigger picture.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I quite literally don’t know what that bigger picture is at this point. The vision of Star Wars is fucking dead.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vader is out here playing 5D Holochess

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any chance George can buy back Star Wars?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What ps2 game is this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      God the rear projection screen looks like shit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That scene was shot outdoors.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is a horrible set, and this perspective makes it look like a videogame.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy your female ruled industry, it won't last much longer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow epic location...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow. More generic, abandoned Star Wars desert locales. Super sick, love it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think i've seen those props in like 20 different SW episodes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is that lighting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have obi-wan and darth vader duel
      >have them do it in a dark ass gravel pit
      I hate disney

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst thing about this is the lightsabers. The colors are fucking awful and have been changed to fit the Disney + Star Wars intro. Obi's color looks so fucking bad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ideal location for their rematch, a perfectly flat surface

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it so fucking DARK?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this from a broadway show

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like fire, it's hot, bright and melts everything.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's the most stupid thing i have ever read.
    What ongoing conflict is going on in Kenobi?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the empire is still hunting jedi and they just found one of the most important jedi to ever exist. you dont think vader would suspect he's part of something larger going on.

      [...]
      Tell me, how does Reva know that kidnapping Leia will get Kenobi out of hiding. Does Vader know about Leia? he doesn't seem to in 4-5-6.

      i never said anything about leia. the point is, if an enemy fucking general in behind your lines, he is definitely up to SOMETHING. i was focused on kenobi though not leia. as for reva, she 'doesnt' know that. thats why bait is fucking bait. you lay it out and hopefully whatever it is you're trying to entice takes it. she saw that kenobi and bail organa worked together a lot during the clone wars and had reason to believe kenobi would be interested in the wellbeing of an old friends child and come out of hiding since he was never confirmed as killed.

      [...]
      >ahh admiral Hirohito what a pleasure *crosses swords and pushes him back*
      >No! Let him go

      we dont know vaders full intentions at this point. he probably absolutely wants kenobi to see his current state. are you telling me if your good friend chopped your arms and legs off with a more elegant weapon from a more civilized era and left your to burn to death leaving you with a need for life support for half your free time you would just kill him off like the rest of the canon fodder you rekt or would you want to drag it out long and slow?

      [...]
      Anon, I want to like this show too, but when things are dumb they're fucking dumb. Vader is clearly focused on only one thing, his revenge fantasy, not any geopolitical nonsense.

      i agree and i address that in the post above

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that cope lmao. I'm sorry you are trying this hard to convince yourself

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no i just hate retards. the show isnt bad but not that great either. i happened to like this episode though.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i just hate retards

            lmao

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i happened to like this episode though
            lol, lmao even.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              bro whos life are you lmaoing at? you gotten strung along long enough to watch every star shit media to come out up to this point too.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mandalorian was good, so yes I have been strung along. This show is not good, and episode 3 has left me entirely disinterested.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          hardcore star wars fans are about as insane as hardcore sonic fans. They'll excuse every single flaw because of mindless devotion, therefore, they're no better than Relifious Fundamentalists. They have lost the ability to think for themselves.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must be 18 to post here.
        >inb4 blueboard stfu

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lads I'm really starting to not like these journalist fellows

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Tell me, how does Reva know that kidnapping Leia will get Kenobi out of hiding. Does Vader know about Leia? he doesn't seem to in 4-5-6.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So... you have a twin sister? Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me, now that I think about it, that actually explains all the stuff he was doing ten years ago when we last met
      Can't wait for RotJ Extra Special Edition!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is such poor writing it'S terrible. it's fan fiction level.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          So it's better than what we'll end up with, then?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She reasons that since Obi-Wan was friends with Bail Organa, she'll pay one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers to kidnap the Bail's daughter and Bail will ask Obi-Wan for help. Which is then what happens.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry. It will all be explained in a "Did you know?" Lucasfilm twitter post in a few months.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how does Reva know that kidnapping Leia will get Kenobi out of hiding.
      Because Kenobi and Organa have a history, she read about it in the archives.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched Clone Wars and they have as much history as Obi-Wan had with the other Senators. Obvious forced plot device.
        Besides that, why does Vader and the Inquisitors ignore the Organa's afterwards when it's obvious they're connected to Obi-Wan now since Obi-Wan actually went to rescue their adopted daughter?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >ahh admiral Hirohito what a pleasure *crosses swords and pushes him back*
    >No! Let him go

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon, I want to like this show too, but when things are dumb they're fucking dumb. Vader is clearly focused on only one thing, his revenge fantasy, not any geopolitical nonsense.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He directs a stormtrooper to retrieve Obi-Wan. He intended to capture Obi-Wan. Even if the woman that helps Obi-Wan piques Vader's interest, why not just capture her too? He didn't even try.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who should i focus on capturing, a disabled general or a literal who, whos armed and also has the high ground?
      gee tough choice

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're genuinely retarded.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      God if I could capture her and rape her senseless I would

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blast it!!! If only I had heavy leather boots and thick clothing on!!! Not to mention if all my extremities, you know the only parts of me in danger of being minorly singed, weren't robotic and in no danger at all!!!

    You win this round Obi-Wan!!!

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one scene where the stormtroopers and the milf officer came with the transport
    >they all get out real slow
    >obi couldn't have just shoot them easily like he did the previous stormtroopers
    >instantly kneel and give up

    I really don't get it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was in the script

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lazy writing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was so retarded

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"when I left you I was but a learner, now I am the master"
    so despite what happened today, vader's gonna get owned in the finale isn't he

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shot was kino

    Shame Sloppy Chow kept messing the 180º rule all throughout the scene.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this shot makes me realize more than ever that lightsabers are just giant glowsticks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why am i not allowed to see anything in modern film and television?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        because then you would see how low their budget is

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow this looks like a real landscape and definitely not a small circular soundstage with fancy projection technology

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        so it doesn't reveal that it's not shot on location

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you would notice the cheap plastic and soundstage

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OMG u no rike my show? No Chow mein for you!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This series shows how bad of a director she is

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Stupid silly black lol

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS A VISUAL MEDIUM SHOW SOMETHING THAT INDICATES ALL YOUR HEADCANNON.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what movie?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Atlanta S3. It's shit.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the lightsabres looked bad

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't he just force jump over it?

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show is unbelievably stupid.

    And the side plot of Reva needing something to do so she tracks down Leia, even though she was only using Leia to get to Obi-Wan was totally brainless and predictable.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Force pull some large object
    >Just step on the object and then over the fire
    >Or just force push the flames out or something

    Is Vader not one of the most powerful force users all of a sudden?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's scared of fire.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        And he lives on a volcano planet because….?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keeps him on his toes, so he doesn't get too comfortable and easy to take out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or an ice spell

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a flashback

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a fucking stormtrooper standing in the fire anyway, top right of the burn

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT THE FUCK UP CHUD

  31. 4 months ago
    Favorite of each type thread

    >Luke, did I ever tell you about the time Lord Vader, or Darth as I call him, and I reunited 10 years after you were born? It was back when he was almost not a learner but also not yet a master. When he caught up with me after I skillfully evaded him 3 times in a row, he dragged my decrepit body over inflamed combustible crystals to give me a taste of of my own medicine. You see, back when we were even gooder friend than we are now, I dismembered him and left him to burn alive in an act of gracious Jedi mercy, and he wanted to pay back. Luckily my Jedi robes did not instantly combust like his did back in the days (I had learned from the experience and prepared for this exact scenario by regularly dowsing them with eopie’s urine, look it up, it’s on wookiepedia). Despite suffering third degree burns to my torso, my hands and face were spared despite being millimeters away from the flaming combustible. Otherwise you would be looking at the same disfigured face I gave good old Darth. However my sacrifice was not in vain, as your sister that I had just rescued managed to escape for 3 minutes before being caught again. (She would soon forget my existence and only refer to me as her father’s friend that she never met) Luckily a good friend I had just met and already forgotten about saved me by shooting one random stormtrooper out of dozens. Despite many ways get to me and his long awaited opportunity for revenge, Darth just stood there and let me go. It was all in good fun after all, there was no need to take it further. I would soon meet him again in a later episode of Kenobi of Disney + (he was still almost not a learner but not quite yet a master).
    >You know Luke, despite having experienced your Fathe… I mean Darth’s cruelty first hand, both by the torture he inflicted on me and by witnessing his killing of children, I would still grant him my full forgiveness and eternal life if the chance presented itself. Why you ask? Because he was a good friend.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And a good friend

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I would still grant him my full forgiveness and eternal life if the chance presented itself.
      But Ben told Luke that Vader was twisted and evil, more machine now than man. Redeeming Vader was all Luke.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      truly the past is unpredictable

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbh Ewan looks more wrinkly and weathered in this show than Alec Guinness did.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't the stormtroopers just shoot him? They have blasters...

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Filmed at some random quarry near the studio
    >Reva somehow running through the tunnel past Leia and the other woman without them noticing
    >All of the other "Obi-wan is too rusty to do anything" shit
    God this series is a fucking mess.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen this but can't they just walk around?

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this show is so bad I had to beat up my wife to calm down

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They advertised the lightsbaber fights as being more like the prequels but this one was as shaky and choppy as the sequels. The order 66 scene wasn't bad, hopefully things get better.
    Also kinda miss the little trails lightsabers had on them when you moved them around, they're way less prominent here and make things look less fluid.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY R THERE moronS IN MY SPACE SOAP OPERA

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was fucking retarded, here Disney let me help you
    >nameless chick calls in help
    >tin bucket fighter lays down a row off fire blasting the tanks making a much bigger explosion vader off his feet surprised killing the troopers and blasting Vader’s helmet off
    >nameless chick on a speeder bike zooms in sweeps up the kenobi
    >vader getting on his feet close up of yellow eyes as the speeder in the distance
    >nameless inquisitor comes behind and starts choking *crunch*
    >SCENE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just improved the scène. Shame you don't get paid millions for it.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ruin Rebels canon by confirming the GI is dead
    >when they could have ruined it by doing Darth Maul in live action come fight Obi-Wan differently
    Most inept fucking studio of all time

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anakin is just based.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what am i missing?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He couldn't get around the fire, from a certain point of view.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this 100%

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was experiencing an Anakin-level meltdown inside because of emotions, or like this anon said: inner conflict. How hard do they have to telegraph it to you retards than don't understand several five second shots of freezing doubting Vader, you gays?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's stupid.
        >I am most disturbed by this fire. Let me return to my castle on Mustafar.

        *lives here*

        It's plain lazy writing, they needed a way for him to get away from an OP villain without any significant cost to the character or the story, beyond Obi Wan getting a booboo.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          see even the faceblind autist got it by the shots and music cue

          Based, but I honestly took it had a moment of inner conflict. Conflicted at facing his hated enemy at last and finding him to be not the top tier Jedi Master who kicked his ass, but weak and beaten down as fuck... Conflicted at seeing his old Master and hating himself because with, deep down, he feels their old bond. Deciding between ending it right now or enjoying the hunt and suffering of Kenobi a little longer...
          That's what I took from the micro-movements during the long close shot over the fire. But again, I'm an autist and Chow doesn't seem that competent.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except I understood the cues and just thought it was stupid. I understand that a strawman is easier to argue against and doesn't hurt your feelings though, and as a Star Wars fan in 2022 you are either a woman or an extremely effeminate man so I can't really blame you.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I find it perfectly in character for the Anakin "You're asking me to be rational. I know that is something I cannot do" fucking Skywalker. Unless you're one of those "but badass Vadar is from the cashgrab comics and videgames would've just force crush everyone", it's in line for his character arc from the movies. Dreaming obsessively of that moment of revenge for 10 years, then freezing because something isn't working how he fantasized, mainly seeing his feared and hated master/brother in such a state.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Great, I can't wait for them to explore this thread of character development and definitely not just maybe touch on it for 2 minutes before moving on to the next shitty virtual set because it was an afterthought and character A needed to get from point B to point C.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, I agree the show looks cheap as fuck and that Chow is clearly out of her depth (even with the low-budget values the worst thing about the thing might be the directing), but centering the discussion about the scene on the logistics of avoiding the fire is subhuman-tier.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can understand the queues and it still be fucking moronic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only acceptable explanation. A moment of conflict. He better be extra pissed off because of it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The background is just an LED screen duh

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most likely need to wait until episode 5 for the next fight
    >Obi Wan is going to have a training montage in episode 4
    >qui gon is going to tell obi to get up and fight when he gets knocked down

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's truly awful is Ahsoka trains after the Clone Wars and manages to fight Vader to a standstill while Obi-Wan does absolutely nothing to practice the force or his lightsaber skills in his cave that whole time in order to protect Luke if the time came. Yoda would be force calling him to get the fuck back into shape. Complete fuckup from Filoni and Disney in this portrayal of the character.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filoni isn't responsible for this. If he were, it would have been made with much more care.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Filoni isn't responsible for this. If he were, it would have been made with much more care.

          HAHAHAHAHAHA
          Filoni is there in the form of those asinine Helicopter Inquisitors.
          Filoni also gets a shout-out in each episode's credits.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can a show be this bad? Even a shitty profit driven megacorp like Disney couldn't produce a show this bad by default, the production crew would have to be actively and deliberately making decisions they know to result in a bad show.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the symptom of a franchise that is milked bone dry of ideas beyond "we can make money".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to know why??

      >Executive Producer - Ewan McGregor

      THAT'S why. His new wife is in the show, his daughter is in the show; the problem with Obi-Wan is Obi-Wan himself.

      He is making himself a Space Jesus show in which Obi-Wan will have no real character development and will instead be an insufferable Mary-Sue by the end as actors with egos cannot add to the creative process in a way that fairly disconnects themselves from the perceived character and their flaws.

      The show is being tailored around him and his newfound internet, "Hello there" meme crowd so it's catering towards those who don't care about lore or anything like that.

      This show is bad. The actors, including Ewan, are all pretty bad and wooden. The cinematography has no room to breathe before being violently shook all over the place. Dialogue is REALLY bad and the set designs look cheap.

      This is a vanity project disguised as a character from one of the most popular franchises of all time. It's crammed full of diverse artists without stopping to realize that if someone's only quality is being diverse, they are doing them a disservice by allowing them to make bad content as it then closes any sort of discussion about their work being sub par or worse since it gets lumped into the overall "racism" crap that simply isn't the case.

      It's only going to get worse.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh for fucks sake.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        Producer - Ewan McGregor
        >THAT'S why. His new wife is in the show, his daughter is in the show
        Many such cases. Also PUTA.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make bad content

        At this point anything that is made to be subscription app content should be assumed to be bad

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        meds

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRING BACK GEORGE LUCAS

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene does make me wonder if he knows the has son that Ben is hiding somewhere. If he wanted him dead he would have just killed him there but he clearly wanted him alive and brought back to the base probably for interrogation purposes. We know that he doesn't know about Leia because he doesn't find out until the end of episode 8 but he could have already known about Luke.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He let him go so he could psychologically torture him more.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or capture him and torture him for however long he wants.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its more fun for Vader this way, he doesn't want his torment of Obi Wan to end so soon. He wants to hunt him like a dog. Burn him, make him watch civilians die, let him go to suffer in horrible pain and guilt for awhile then catch him and torment him again.
        How hard is that to understand?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't do that on the Death Star.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cause he was finished. Obi Wan was a withered old man then.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is what we hope. But don't trust the mouse.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          listen to this anon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It makes me mad to know there are retards overthinking the shit like this.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh God this is so beautiful. I love it. Trauma. I love it. Oh God. This oppression is how I felt during the Trump presidency.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good thing he read the script and knew he'd be saved then, right?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            what kind of shitty smartass rhetorical question is that

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was going to imprison him and torture him but then when he was getting rescued Vader decided it would be better this way. Now that they are hot on his trail he can't get away for long.
            This will also lead to Vader learning his children are alive and set his eventual change back to the light side in motion.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and set his eventual change back to the light side in motion.
              holy shit 5 decades after and you still don't get it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sidious told Vader his children died in childbirth. He doesn't know they are alive.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                he is still conflicted about his commitment to the dark side, the good in him has always been there

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >snaps the neck of everyone in your family

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy shiet you pick up on nothing, the good in him is awakened when meeting people connected to the time when he was Anakin, a random family means nothing as Vader because they dont have a relation to him as anything but Vader

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And learning his children are alive will be the thing that starts strengthening the good in him. Without that hope he would have kept spiraling deeper into the dark side.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Land on the far off distant planet of two hours outside of LA

    Joshua Tree my beloved national park

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't even bother to photoshop an alien moon or weird plants...
      >fuck it, give me Monkey Canyon straight up
      lels

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anakinchads... we're back.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is that pic from

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        kenobi ep 3 retard, see the thread

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          But who is in the pic, I don't want to subscribe to disney + to find out

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            hayden reprising his role as anakin

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hayden
              why is anakin without the suit

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                pirate it to find out

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                fuck you

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not really Anakin
                Obi Wan is suffering from PTSD in this series and has frequent nightmares and hallucinations

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit....

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you retarded

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              why is anakin outside his suit?
              just reply to that without being a pedantic moron

              is this your entire life's highlight?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                he isn't you retard holy shit
                obi wan is hallucinating because he just learned that anakin was still alive

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >subscribe
            Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ravaged mining planet looks a lot like California.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only good part of the episode and it never paid off. The obvious thing to do would be for Obi-Wan and Vader to fight, but Obi-Wan starts hallucinating that's it's Anakin, that way we get a proper fight between the two.

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think he thought obi wan just want worth it anymore

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not simply force push a stormtrooper or two over? Why not simply walk quickly over it?

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    retards watching this show asking why they didnt do this or that, stop doing that shit and ask why they did what they did, explore the other option

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not terribly into the show or anything, but it's obvious that the scene with the fire was a moment of emotional conflict in Vader. He's spent ten years of his life waiting for this moment and, not only is it completely anti-climactic and unsatisfying for him, he gets a taste of seeing someone he still loves deep down (because we know "there's still good in him") suffer like he did. There's too much apocrypha now for Vader to be portrayed as a badass emotionless robot in everything: he's an understandably incredibly traumatized person.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >completely anti-climactic and unsatisfying for him
      So it was better in a random hallway on the Death Star where they hardly pulled any fancy attacks?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obi-Wan is no longer important Luke is grown up and found
        also lightsaber fights are rarely usefull for storytelling in the long run

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vader wasn't aware of Luke at that point yet.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            hmm alright, still Obi-Wan was an old man and based on this show did not train or use the force much during his exile

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Obi Wan has PTSD big time and it's preventing him from using the force properly. He can't calm his mind and shiet.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was the first film and it was retconned in it's literal direct sequel. Everything that happens in Star Wars '77 needs to be read through a lens of retcons now if you give a shit about the franchise. Some do, some don't, but in discussing the new Disney shit shows we can't really point to '77 for all that much in terms of character motivation. Also, even back then that was just poor choreography. Very poor. Alec Guinness' gay little spin.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A random hallway in the Death Star is infinitely more interesting than generic virtual dirt set #69420

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

      You guys should compete in the mental gymnastics Olympics. You would totally win.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks, atleast we dont lack imagination and thought like you
        also the scene would be way better if Vader sprinter over and carried Obi-Wan by his neck to the dungeon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ten years being stuck in a low quality suit
      >Ten years of blaming himself for killing his wife
      >Ten years of not being able to sleep
      >Ten years of pure rage built up. Tracking down Obi Wan
      >Forced to go back to the planet where not only he was a slave but where his mother also died
      I'm just going to drag your old ass on this small fire
      >He's just a damaged tortured soul

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        underage poster

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks the fight happened on tatooine
        Good job not being able to follow the plot at all. You don't have a right to complain if you don't understand the most basic shit that happened.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is so valid. One time I was called a gay for playing with my boyfriend's penis at a bar and it still traumatizes me to this day so I understand what Vader was going through.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        losing several limbs and being left to burn in lava by your mentor is exactly the same as being caught playing with dick
        you sure are a gay

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His suit is fucking fireproof.
    He bathes in Mustafar lava in one of the canon and approved comics. In the spot where he burned.
    But who the fuck knows about that in the Obi Wan writing room? He's a dude in a black suit and shiet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck off

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does Darth even mean?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      believe it is a title to portray you are an elevated rank above lords among the Sith

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are only 2 sith though. So anyone who is a sith is a darth.
        The other lesser jobbers are called inquisitors.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is still a Sith Lord but also Darth

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They did let more join but they get around letting them be sith by calling them inquisitors.
            A trend that Dooku started with Ventris.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes so the Darth title seems to be reserved to the "heir" or main apprentice of Sidious

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Inquisitors
          Those are just Filoni's donut steel fanfiction OCs inserted into the nu-canon. They're just edgelord Dark Jedi.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Filoni was in charge of the canon for awhile though it seems someone probably hackleen kennedy is trying to wrest control from him. Probably because he was salvaging star wars and she can't have that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a title. It means you are officially a

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr of Arth.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Sith Lord title designated to an apprentice under a master of the Sith tradition. It's derived from "Dark Lord" and comes from the old Sith language. That's all it is.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >darth is variation of the English word dark
      >Vader is Dutch for father
      >literally dark father

      Bravo George

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        like pottery

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it's just his first name. Obi-wan says he's "only master of evil, Darth". Just like Count Dooku, it's not a title, he doesn't have another first name, his first name is Count.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Count Dooku has a Sith title; Darth Tyranus

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Retard

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread. Fucking Christ.

    >Darth Vader COULD just walk through the fire but he DIDN'T because he was CONFLICTED
    >Why? He just was OKAY??
    >But he also really wants to kill Obi Wan
    >But he also is conflicted about something
    >But he also isn't
    >Look just be excited to see Darth Vader swing a lightsaber around

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vader obviously could have walked through the fire if he wanted. The fact that he didn't implies he let obi wan get away.
      Its up to you if you think its because he doesn't really want to kill obi wan because of le inner good, or if its because he wanted obi wan to suffer more, of it its because he wanted obi wan to lead him to the rebels.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      You guys should compete in the mental gymnastics Olympics. You would totally win.

      Have you people ever interacted with a human being in your lives? Yes, when you get betrayed by someone you love, you don't just stop loving them like an on/off switch, and especially after seeing them again for the first time in years a lot of those emotions come flooding back, and when mixed with pent-up rage, it's not odd to just freeze in response. We can talk about how shitty and flat the entire sequence looked or how stupidly it was choreographed, but it makes 100% complete sense that Vader would hesitate to kill Obi-Wan after meeting him for the first time. Vader hasn't been le heckin badass robot man since he asked his son to kiss him in Return of the Jedi.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or maybe the show is just bad. Maybe he got away the same way the jedi got away in the first episode. or how obiwan got away at the end of the second episode. Or how a small child outran adults multiple times. If Vader was going to do a "just as planned" and let them escape to track them, the script wouldn't have had to have Leia get captured again.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          is it not miserable to always look at faults instead of trying to see what you liked?

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just ride the eagles over the fire?

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick with covid and I genuinely wish I died before today, living long enough to see that fanfiction low budget dogshit episode was just horrible. One of the worst bits of Star Wars content ever made.

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why didn't Vader use the force to extinguish the fire like he did moments before?
    >why didn't Vader crush the droid he could clearly see rescuing Obi-Wan?
    >why didn't Vader use the force to drag Obi-Wan towards himself?
    >why didn't Vader or any of the stormtroopers go AROUND the fucking fire?
    >how did the lady who rescued Obi-Wan even get away safely after she revealed her position by firing and was extremely close to Vader?

    I was trying hard to turn brain off and CONSUME but they make it impossible.

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just ban black people?

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey guys let's set up Vader's first chronological appearance since RotS
    >It's going to be epic to see him on screen again, what could we possibly do to make sure it feels just right ?
    >I know, let's use some generic music and certainly not the theme that's gone hand in hand with the character for all of his previous appearances

    It's like they want this show to feel like fanfiction even more than it already does, don't they ?
    How the fuck can you set up Vader and forego his fucking iconic theme ? This has to be some kind of huge elaborate joke, it has to be.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even a fan movie would use the imperial march

Your email address will not be published.