They wake up a minute later because doctors/refs are actually trying to wake them up. Without being awoken by someone else, it actually does function like sleep. That happens in car crashes in rural areas where no one is around to spot it. You can crash your car driving home at night, get KO'd, and wake up 4 hours later.
My cousin who went to Afghanistan with the 82nd airborne said being being harmlessly knocked out by in butts is his biggest pet peeve in movies. He said, “When you hit someone with a rifle butt like that, they die.” I don’t think there was much hand to hand combat in Afghanistan, but something about the flat matter of fact way he said it gave me the unshakable suspicion that he’s done it or seen it done.
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>Your brain presses against your skull and it feel like THIS
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>by in butts
*gun* butts
I guess my phone doesn’t want me typing the word “gun” anymore.
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You don't die, it's not like hitting someone with a steel tube kill people automatically, the force is still generated by the muscles, so it's variable + depends where he gets hit and how much the guy absorb some of the hit.
Look here how Mike Tyson absorbs a big uppercut, still doesn't get knock-down. Probably hurt, but most of the energy was dissipated.
Yeah but that took alot to bring him down and he was trying to get back up. In the movies /TV they always drop after getting hit once and are out for the count. That shit never happens
Irl fights will go to ground 99% of the time if either fighter knows how to grapple. The only stay up when both dudes think they are amateur street boxing champs and don’t even try to do a takedown.
Frick no. It always has been, and always will be, the sleeper hold of death. Choking somebody to death takes more than 2-3 seconds. That mf gunna wake right back up.
entirely depends on where they're shot
one thing all movies get wrong though is the death rattle/groaning/snoring sound people make when they're dying of a gunshot wound. literally only hear that noise in stuff like police bodycams, never shows up in media.
No, that would be "strong indepent woman, that don't need no man". The only time it's done well is when the female gets rekt and has to go find a man to help her. Which is so uncommon that I can't think of any instances off of the top of my head.
for me it's the karate chop or knocking someone unconscious by hitting them with a gun >inb4 ummm sweaty those 2 ackshually work irl
yeah but not the way they are portrayed in movies
these movies turned into such fricking trash after the first one. the whole hotel for assassins shit was trash and turned a simple revenge flick into some gay meta universe lore piece
>some of the best assassins in the world >can't hit a slightly moving target from 50 ft away
this shit is so incredibly stupid i'm glad i only saw the first JW movie.
these movies turned into such fricking trash after the first one. the whole hotel for assassins shit was trash and turned a simple revenge flick into some gay meta universe lore piece
you homosexuals rode Keanu's wiener so goddamn hard during those years you memed him into a shitty video game that blew their shitty budget and made that homosexual shit even more homo. Frick your hype, frick your franchises, frick Keanu Reeves that half chink israelite.
with that said i enjoyed the first one, never saw anything else.
Neck snaps, power nap knockouts, 0 db silencers, cars dramatically oversteering, the credit card lock pick and the female over the shoulder front kick that knocks the bad guy trying to grapple the girl from behind...
israeli writers are so stupid.
NO! most annoying thing is main character getting wounded and second later the wound doesnt main him/her in anyway and the character just goes on as usual. fricking hate that shit, why even take damage then if u will forget about it second later? pisses me off every time and they do it constantly
It really is. It takes a fricking lot to snap a neck. I hate they way they will have an actor just lightly grab the chin and 'pop it' real quick like, as if it were some super easy thing.
You crank on that mother fricker super hard until the spinal column gives.
Alternatively: You pull really hard on one direction while the victim resists then suddenly give a hard push, letting the victim add his force of resistance to the push. I doubt this one would really work though.
john wick just uses leverage. i think he usually holds a body more or less still, then swings really hard against the head so no amount of body tensing will prevent the neck from cracking. i remember he did it by placing someone on a table, and also with some heavy books
Supposedly, you can do it by standing back-to-back, reaching over your head behind you, grabbing their neck, and then doing a motion like you're trying to throw them over your shoulder, which puts all the weight of their own body on their neck and ideally snaps it.
You crank on that mother fricker super hard until the spinal column gives.
Alternatively: You pull really hard on one direction while the victim resists then suddenly give a hard push, letting the victim add his force of resistance to the push. I doubt this one would really work though.
I don't know shit about neck snapping, how is it done in real life?
Either way, you have to break the bone hard enough to cut through the spine...It would take a lot of force to actually do it. Go try to break a cats neck sometime to see what I am saying. It's really hard
Supposedly, you can do it by standing back-to-back, reaching over your head behind you, grabbing their neck, and then doing a motion like you're trying to throw them over your shoulder, which puts all the weight of their own body on their neck and ideally snaps it.
>Big getting ready for battle montage >Weapons
check >Armor
check >cool combat clothes (stylish)
check >Armor may as well be paper as enemy weapons go right through it
Frick off!
I get annoyed when people get choked unconscious in films and don’t turn blue at all. I choked a chick unconscious once and her lips and gums turned blue. Not bruise colored “blue” but like true blue. Seems like this is never done in film for some reason.
>character drives out of his driveway. >reverses straight out into the road at 20mph, slams on the brakes, spins around fast, causing the tires to screech >accelerates up to 60 gunning the engine as hard as he can >just part of his normal commute to work.
Also >they must always drive up an ramps/inclines to strip malls so fast they bottom out the car
Americans may be shit drivers but I refuse to believe they're that shit. Even in the most mundane driving scenes characters drive like they've had 6 pints and have just found out that their neighbour is fricking their wife.
NOOO BRADU PITTU
Maybe the "punch/hit someone on the head and he goes unconscious" is more annoying.
But that really happens
dat ref's beard
They wake up less than a minute later. Anything more and you have to start checking for brain damage
They wake up a minute later because doctors/refs are actually trying to wake them up. Without being awoken by someone else, it actually does function like sleep. That happens in car crashes in rural areas where no one is around to spot it. You can crash your car driving home at night, get KO'd, and wake up 4 hours later.
Huh, I always heard otherwise.
I suppose it can happen, though the Hollywood style is still a meme, especially the classic bonk with a gun butt
It actually happens. You heard wrong. You just learned something new today.
My cousin who went to Afghanistan with the 82nd airborne said being being harmlessly knocked out by in butts is his biggest pet peeve in movies. He said, “When you hit someone with a rifle butt like that, they die.” I don’t think there was much hand to hand combat in Afghanistan, but something about the flat matter of fact way he said it gave me the unshakable suspicion that he’s done it or seen it done.
>Your brain presses against your skull and it feel like THIS
>by in butts
*gun* butts
I guess my phone doesn’t want me typing the word “gun” anymore.
You don't die, it's not like hitting someone with a steel tube kill people automatically, the force is still generated by the muscles, so it's variable + depends where he gets hit and how much the guy absorb some of the hit.
Look here how Mike Tyson absorbs a big uppercut, still doesn't get knock-down. Probably hurt, but most of the energy was dissipated.
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You're a fricking idiot
he's just singing a lullaby with his fists
Yeah but that took alot to bring him down and he was trying to get back up. In the movies /TV they always drop after getting hit once and are out for the count. That shit never happens
sometimes it do be like that
More like
>character gets knocked out
>being unconscious is treated as a power nap
>wakes up completely fine and it's as if nothing happened
Prey did that twice
That's different.
how?
You are a fricking Netflix shill seething that Hulu put out a 9/10 predator film and no one cares about watching trannies on your shitty service.
So why didn't it go to theaters?
>buttblasted out of nowhere
What's wrong with you?
Prey is shit
Midthunder is hot so it’s ok.
Real fights end on the ground.
This is Olympic wrestling where literally its designed to go to the ground.
Irl fights will go to ground 99% of the time if either fighter knows how to grapple. The only stay up when both dudes think they are amateur street boxing champs and don’t even try to do a takedown.
Not if you have a good punch and know where to hit the jaw haha
being an olympic camera seems like the best job ever
Completely possible
Worst example ever
He didn't snap that dude's neck he tore his fricking throat out
Donkey punch where it at.
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck
I never understood how this didn't become a meme
>LOOK AT IT
Not for the fainthearted.
Ahahahahaha what the frick caught me completely off guard
that is one of the funniest things i've ever seen
H-He's fast!
He ripped the guys throat out, he didn't snap his neck.
>he’s not strong enough to snap necks
>5'8"
Guess they have a lot of manlets in mexico
or did lmao
Frick no. It always has been, and always will be, the sleeper hold of death. Choking somebody to death takes more than 2-3 seconds. That mf gunna wake right back up.
Hes not choking him he's ripping his throat out mcgrubber style
>shoot someone
>he instantly dies instead of crawling around in pain
entirely depends on where they're shot
one thing all movies get wrong though is the death rattle/groaning/snoring sound people make when they're dying of a gunshot wound. literally only hear that noise in stuff like police bodycams, never shows up in media.
?t=2
some vague wound damage kills people instantly and they turn off like a powered down machine
Neck snaps have to be earned; when it's done it's usually shown to require almost no effort.
Stop misusing the word "trope". Get out a dictionary.
The neck snap is a (b) a common or overused device
device refers to plot device moron
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plot_device
woah. be nice.
oops except for when it doesn't
in the context of film it always does moron
No, that would be "strong indepent woman, that don't need no man". The only time it's done well is when the female gets rekt and has to go find a man to help her. Which is so uncommon that I can't think of any instances off of the top of my head.
Sicario from the opening scene is a movie dedicated to a woman being useless at a man's role.
That's a throat rip
was this peak snl kino? throat rips, the celery in ass, c**tH, supporting agents
Yeah it was extremely underrated, one of my top comedies.
are you gay?
love me some madtv
for me it's the karate chop or knocking someone unconscious by hitting them with a gun
>inb4 ummm sweaty those 2 ackshually work irl
yeah but not the way they are portrayed in movies
the tasers that put people to sleep are worse
silencers making pew pew sound
and I'm not even /k/ autist, it's just moronic
these movies turned into such fricking trash after the first one. the whole hotel for assassins shit was trash and turned a simple revenge flick into some gay meta universe lore piece
the first one was trash
3>1>2
Is that Andrew Tate? Why is shooting at John Wick.
>some of the best assassins in the world
>can't hit a slightly moving target from 50 ft away
this shit is so incredibly stupid i'm glad i only saw the first JW movie.
you homosexuals rode Keanu's wiener so goddamn hard during those years you memed him into a shitty video game that blew their shitty budget and made that homosexual shit even more homo. Frick your hype, frick your franchises, frick Keanu Reeves that half chink israelite.
with that said i enjoyed the first one, never saw anything else.
Getting shot in the kneecap with a gun but only having a mild limp
This one gets old. Getting shot in a limb shatters the bone.
Neck snaps, power nap knockouts, 0 db silencers, cars dramatically oversteering, the credit card lock pick and the female over the shoulder front kick that knocks the bad guy trying to grapple the girl from behind...
israeli writers are so stupid.
*slides underneath closing door at the perfect last second*
NO! most annoying thing is main character getting wounded and second later the wound doesnt main him/her in anyway and the character just goes on as usual. fricking hate that shit, why even take damage then if u will forget about it second later? pisses me off every time and they do it constantly
>hangs from a ledge on 1 hand and and holds someone with the other
>Hero with a shitty pistol or unarmed kills a bad guy holding an AK and doesn't pick up
It really is. It takes a fricking lot to snap a neck. I hate they way they will have an actor just lightly grab the chin and 'pop it' real quick like, as if it were some super easy thing.
I don't know shit about neck snapping, how is it done in real life?
You crank on that mother fricker super hard until the spinal column gives.
Alternatively: You pull really hard on one direction while the victim resists then suddenly give a hard push, letting the victim add his force of resistance to the push. I doubt this one would really work though.
john wick just uses leverage. i think he usually holds a body more or less still, then swings really hard against the head so no amount of body tensing will prevent the neck from cracking. i remember he did it by placing someone on a table, and also with some heavy books
Either way, you have to break the bone hard enough to cut through the spine...It would take a lot of force to actually do it. Go try to break a cats neck sometime to see what I am saying. It's really hard
>Go try to break a cats neck sometime to see what I am saying. It's really hard
Supposedly, you can do it by standing back-to-back, reaching over your head behind you, grabbing their neck, and then doing a motion like you're trying to throw them over your shoulder, which puts all the weight of their own body on their neck and ideally snaps it.
>Big getting ready for battle montage
>Weapons
check
>Armor
check
>cool combat clothes (stylish)
check
>Armor may as well be paper as enemy weapons go right through it
Frick off!
I get annoyed when people get choked unconscious in films and don’t turn blue at all. I choked a chick unconscious once and her lips and gums turned blue. Not bruise colored “blue” but like true blue. Seems like this is never done in film for some reason.
>character drives out of his driveway.
>reverses straight out into the road at 20mph, slams on the brakes, spins around fast, causing the tires to screech
>accelerates up to 60 gunning the engine as hard as he can
>just part of his normal commute to work.
Also
>they must always drive up an ramps/inclines to strip malls so fast they bottom out the car
Americans may be shit drivers but I refuse to believe they're that shit. Even in the most mundane driving scenes characters drive like they've had 6 pints and have just found out that their neighbour is fricking their wife.