They are never going to release it because the video shows that he was pretending to ride it like a surf board and then lifted it out of the water and gripped it as if it was a guitar. It was in the middle of his "bitching solo" that the sting ray defended itself and stabbed him in the chest.
Based, Australians are some of the greatest people to ever graze this Earth. I would nuke England and the better part of Central/NW Europe just to spawn 10 million more Aussies.
>Based, Australians are some of the greatest people to ever graze this Earth. I would nuke England and the better part of Central/NW Europe just to spawn 10 million more Aussies.
There isn't even 10 million Aussie left
this is because of some census frickery where white people who just identify as "australian" get put into the oceania category and lumped in with coconut minorities
with that said all major cities are without a doubt chink+jeet infested holes
This is the true account. The haunting part of the whole incident was the song Steve was miming when he was killed. You give love a bad name by Jon Bon Jovi
Probably got destroyed within a few days like the Grizzly Man recording, honestly I don’t know if I’d actually want to see it because I really liked the guy and his death really depressed me when I was younger.
Steve Irwin was actually two identical twins named Steve and Irwin. Irwin was the one that died and Steve has never gotten over his death, choosing to disappear into the bush, never to be seen since. I'm certain Steve is still out there planning something big.
Watching his old clips made me sad because the show is so obviously set up. >"Oi crikey 'ere I am in this remote desert looking for the incredibly venomous south Australian ball snatcher!" >cut to him climbing down some rocks >suddenly this rare deadly snake just happens to appear >it's slightly agitated but obviously drugged and extremely docile after 5 seconds >he shouts and twirls it around for a minute or two before letting it off back into the "wild" >"WOOHOO! WHAT A CRACKIN BEAUTY!" >cut to some stock footage of a snake hunting a mouse as he narrates
Still love the guy, but the rep he gets as a crazy Aussie c**t is simply childhood delusion
I don't trust these things ever since I saw that video where a giant one is eating a pregnant deer alive, and then gets to the almost fully-gestated baby deer and two-bites it like a Cadbury Creme Egg.
>Hi, I'm Coyote Mundi and this is Brave Galaxy. I'm here in the forest planet of Kashyyyk to stop the droid attack on the Wookies. Okay... Here goes nothing. Remember younglings, don't try this at home.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! >OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAA! >OH GOD HE BLASTED ME! >AAAAARRRRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAA! OH GOD IT HURTS! >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! QUICK GET THE BACTA! AAAAAAAAAAGH!
They say Steve might have survived if the nurse on the boat did not pull the barb out of his heart when they were still so far from help, but other experts argue that he likely would have survived even then had he not done an encore.
too soon bro
They are never going to release it because the video shows that he was pretending to ride it like a surf board and then lifted it out of the water and gripped it as if it was a guitar. It was in the middle of his "bitching solo" that the sting ray defended itself and stabbed him in the chest.
Based, Australians are some of the greatest people to ever graze this Earth. I would nuke England and the better part of Central/NW Europe just to spawn 10 million more Aussies.
>Based, Australians are some of the greatest people to ever graze this Earth. I would nuke England and the better part of Central/NW Europe just to spawn 10 million more Aussies.
There isn't even 10 million Aussie left
>what is an ethnic australian
this is because of some census frickery where white people who just identify as "australian" get put into the oceania category and lumped in with coconut minorities
with that said all major cities are without a doubt chink+jeet infested holes
what are italian australians
>losing 20% in 5 years
jesus frick
Forgot to mention, I am trans btw
Stingray hands typed this post.
say that to my face homosexual
What the frick else are you supposed to do with a stingray?
This is the true account. The haunting part of the whole incident was the song Steve was miming when he was killed. You give love a bad name by Jon Bon Jovi
did the stingray escape?
no. they are like bees and die if they sting you.
No, Steve ruthlessly tore it to pieces in his last dying moments as revenge
This. Said some really horrible things, so even if we got the video, they'd put it on mute to preserve his legacy.
I hear he called it the n word.
god i hope thats true
the stingray was waiting for the solo to finish to play drums on his chest
i think if he never died, the masses would of turned on him by now. dying prematurely is the best thing for your legacy
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a chud
It has been scrubbed from the 'net because in a couple of frames you can see the stingray is a CIA drone.
Probably got destroyed within a few days like the Grizzly Man recording, honestly I don’t know if I’d actually want to see it because I really liked the guy and his death really depressed me when I was younger.
Yes. Like the grizzly man mauling tape it will never be released
Steve Irwin was actually two identical twins named Steve and Irwin. Irwin was the one that died and Steve has never gotten over his death, choosing to disappear into the bush, never to be seen since. I'm certain Steve is still out there planning something big.
Watching his old clips made me sad because the show is so obviously set up.
>"Oi crikey 'ere I am in this remote desert looking for the incredibly venomous south Australian ball snatcher!"
>cut to him climbing down some rocks
>suddenly this rare deadly snake just happens to appear
>it's slightly agitated but obviously drugged and extremely docile after 5 seconds
>he shouts and twirls it around for a minute or two before letting it off back into the "wild"
>"WOOHOO! WHAT A CRACKIN BEAUTY!"
>cut to some stock footage of a snake hunting a mouse as he narrates
Still love the guy, but the rep he gets as a crazy Aussie c**t is simply childhood delusion
Bro he literally wrestled alligators I've seen it.
Cope troony all of it was 100% real
>i hate popular things and people
I definitely remember seeing it as a kid, even on the news
Has Coyote finally surpassed him?
I don't trust these things ever since I saw that video where a giant one is eating a pregnant deer alive, and then gets to the almost fully-gestated baby deer and two-bites it like a Cadbury Creme Egg.
That's what it took for you not to trust them?
I don't get it what was untrustworthy about that footage
>Hi, I'm Coyote Mundi and this is Brave Galaxy. I'm here in the forest planet of Kashyyyk to stop the droid attack on the Wookies. Okay... Here goes nothing. Remember younglings, don't try this at home.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAA!
>OH GOD HE BLASTED ME!
>AAAAARRRRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAA! OH GOD IT HURTS!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! QUICK GET THE BACTA! AAAAAAAAAAGH!
that's pretty insensitive posting that image. it's too soon dude. not cool
i have that and the christine chubbuck suicide. im at a hotel now. it's on my external that i forgot at home.
>Look at me I am Stevie RAY Vaughn! Get it? Owi! Fricking wienersucker crikey! Stabbed me in the ticker it did..
justice was finally served
They say Steve might have survived if the nurse on the boat did not pull the barb out of his heart when they were still so far from help, but other experts argue that he likely would have survived even then had he not done an encore.
stingray fighting should become a thing on Australia like bullfighting on Spain
He wanted it to be filmed and released and it was filmed, but his wife and the network executives thought it was too awful to show