Is there a more embarrassing franchise than Star Wars?

Their content is complete shit, their fans are cringe, imagine being a Star Wars fan in the current year.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NuTrek.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick is Billie Lourd? and no one cares about Rose.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If she gets her nice breasts out she got from her mom I would care.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The iconic Lieutenant Connix from the sequels https://youtu.be/MLC-6PioZxs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >who the frick is Billie Lourd? and no one cares about Rose.
      Lourd is Carrie Fisher’s daughter.
      She was in the most recent Star Wars Trilogy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Worked with her on AHS. Bad actress, pretty chill girl though. Should have made her an actual character

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Worked with her on AHS. Bad actress, pretty chill girl though. Should have made her an actual character

          no one cares though. even less then Rose "Ching Chong" Tico

          The original Star Wars trilogy was full of cardboard acting.
          I don’t mind a bit of it and Lourd seems slightly better than that.
          Also, she seems personable in interviews.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t give a shit what anyone says, AHS:1984 was a good season, if not one of the best. Im so sick of the Asylum and Hotel circle jerk, frick even Coven gets treated like gold, but 1984 gets treated like shit and I have no idea why.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no one cares though. even less then Rose "Ching Chong" Tico

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember her at all. At least I remember the choag

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahahhahaha.
    >”L + ratio”
    This is the OFFICIAL voice of Star Wars in 2022, everybody

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jeez. I am a social media manager... these people how do they get hired?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >these people how do they get hired?
      The hiring process is purely based on merit.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why every corporation or media management feels like they should scold their fans? when did the population get so cucked that they accept insults from the people they feed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's how big the monopolies have become. They can openly call out their customers in public. We desperately need a new Teddy Roosevelt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hello there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >weak leftist homosexual that honeymooned in the USSR

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing, and I mean nothing, in the history of humanity that is as pathetic and embarassing as corporate social media.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >here's the bot farm i prepared earlier
    Twitter is pure fricking cringe and posting a screenshot of a tweet about onions wars is some kind of shitposting inception that should get you permabanned

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does L+ratio mean?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "L + ratio"?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ratio
    4x as many likes as comments
    Not sure that's what that means

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black puppets step up and fend corpo disney mega from CHUDS!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >puppet Black folks

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Criticizing how legit bad the new star wars is makes you sexist and racist

    Was this George's original vision?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is exactly why people just don’t care about star wars anymore. You need to be a pure CONSOOOOOMER or else you’re a nazi incel. I’d rather just not watch it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who would have thought that big, money-grubbing corporations would leverage politics to engender good-will for their otherwise shitty writing and smear those who publically disagree?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But the ratio of their tweet is literally worse
    Twitter homosexuals played themselves as usual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that isnt what ratio means, comments can be positive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ratio’d is supposed to mean more comments than likes, implying that people are trashing your shitty opinion. However, here, the comment being replied to has more like than comments by 2x, so idk what Yidsney is getting at... Probably waiting for their astroturfing to kick in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So the random needs to have more likes than the corporate account for one of the biggest franchises in the media business, otherwise he's a loser?
        how is one supposed to accomplish that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He cannot, it's basically Disney throwing tomatoes at a stranger and laughing because their street gang has 100 members and the random has like 2 friends

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What I hate is that these people have managed to ruin so many things I used to love. Not Star Wars specifically, I mean I liked the original trilogy and some of the video games but it was never really my thing. But they've taken the biggest brands and just made them worthless. X-Men used to be the thing I was most obsessed with. I actually edited wikis with information on that franchise at one point. I just don't give a shit anymore, it's the weirdest fricking sensation, because there was a time I would be obsessively reading every comic and following every update, but now when someone posts a thread about it there's like a dull ache, it's like phantom limb or something. I get all existential, like "Am I even the same person?" because I remember so vividly just loving that series. I made one of my girlfriends play through X-Men Legends 2 co-op with me once. But now I see it and I react to it as if it were a thread on some softcore gay interest film. Mild contempt and apathy. And this conflicts with so many previous memories.

    I feel like defensively I've become a hipster and a weeb. More a hipster, because I tell myself "Ha, this only got thirteen episodes before they cancelled it. They'll never frick this up! This is going to stay like this forever, hahaha!" with anime it's reached the point where I can only say that about the more obscure series. I've cherished One Piece since middle school, I dread to discover how I feel about it after the Netflix version drops.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe because the things you used to enjoy even if they were big mainstream franchises still offered something to enjoy
      nowadays those same things are just rehashed shit often times "deconstructed", parodies of themselves or subverted to pass on a message
      originality is dying and because alot of media requires big investment theres alot of "risk aversion" so instead of trying for new things they recycle the old and change it up a bit by doing what i described above

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >L +ratio

    What the frick does this mean?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every Twitter user should be rounded up and flogged
    AS A BOY

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Star Wars fan, what you post is Nu Wars.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars Twitter is right tho. Those are just two nice actresses taking the stage. No need to shit on them like that.

    Frick, you Chuds are embarrassing. You take so many unnecessary L’s it’s unbelievable.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trump lost, you need to stop being racist

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >puppet homies come in and defend this mega corpo from the chuds to increase free publicity

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eragon
    narnia
    divergent
    harry potter
    golden compass
    that one with the vampires who ripoffs harry potter

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember right before Solo came out Star Wars+ did some outrage marketing by declaring Lando Calrissian as "pansexual" then introduced his sex robot named "13-37" performed by Phoebe Waller-Bridges

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >letting straight people into star wars
      Who the frick is this chud?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >chud
        *upvoted*

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >claims someone is going to get ratiod
    >they don't
    Classic

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women have ruined everything males once dominated.
    To be honest, Star Wars always was flawed, but it once had soul.
    It's incredibly sad that most of us are now looking back at the fricking prequels with Nostalgia for a time long lost compared to the modern trainwreck that is nu-wars.

    The sequels were failures. No one cares about them or even discusses them because none of the characters were good or interesting. The plot was awful too.
    They had some success with the normies with "Mandalorian" and these other shitty Disney shows, but they are also soulless and uninteresting. It's like the people who created these shows didn't fundamentally understand the structure of television, or how to create content and just threw a bunch of shit at a wall instead of developing a coherent story arc and characters that are actually developed.
    These shows are basically designed for mass-appeal, and to the same type of consumers that watch marvel movies. I mean it works, it makes them money I suppose. Still, it's not art, and it's not even interesting to watch. Everything is tainted because instead of just being creative, everything has to meet some kind of quota to appeal to as wide of a demographic as possible. When you start doing that it absolutely destroys creativity and makes what you're producing a soulless husk.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    christ, disney needs to fire whoever the blue hired non binary troony is that is in charge of the star wars twitter account, it gets triggered way to fast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im glad they do. let Star Wars burn. If you gave it money after TLJ, you deserve everything that happens to you.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a SW fan. SW is the 6 original movies, plus some movies and series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and kino games like jedi knight

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No one likes them
    I’ve spilled a lot of semen to Montana in AHS1984

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >”L + ratio”
    what the frick does that even mean?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It means you are taking an L (a loss, the opposite is a W) and the poster is inviting other users to give their comment more positive engagement than yours, as a way to testify public opinion and confirm you really took an L.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Argumentum ad populum

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >men like Star Wars
    >Star Wars had good male rolemodels
    >women think Star Wars is for nerds
    >men enjoy Star Wars anyway
    >Star Wars becomes mainstream
    >women slowly take over Star Wars
    >Star Wars is filled with strong independant women
    >male rolemodels in Star Wars are destroyed retroactively
    >new male characters are portrayed as obnoxious and weak, or comic relief
    >Star Wars is now mostly movies/shows about women going on adventures with their male comic relief sidekicks

    Star Wars is actually made for women by women now. Desperate Housewives in space.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    companies should not have twitter accounts. At least back in the day you couldn't tell how much of a homosexual a content creator was.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They can keep trying to shill their stuff as much as they want, we all know SW are episodes 1 to 6 and that`s it.

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