Is this fan art or bad dream of Peters or angry Spider-Man fantasise?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wet dream.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the truth

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    only vaguely keeping track of spider-man and cape comics in general lately but hearing about this has been so funny. It's like they're just seeing what they can get away with to generate outrage.
    >Through cosmic coincidence, Spider-Man is separated from MJ, humiliated, alienated from his friends, and ultimately beaten out for MJ's love by...
    >Some Guy Named Paul
    >Also MJ has luck-based superpowers now and she's called "jackpot"
    It's so easy to imagine them chuckling while coming up with this stuff

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also MJ has luck-based superpowers
      Wasn't that what black cat supposed to have some of the time?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Paul has become embraced in an ironic way largely because even by his first appearance, he's someone they knew the audience was gonna hate no matter what and it feels like the artists are going out of their way to draw him in the smuggest way possible in any panel where he faces the audience.
      It's weirdly admirable how far his design goes to mock the audience, everything about his design from his glasses to the way he has both a soul patch and a goatee that don't connect, to the pencilling of his mustache is designed to make you want to punch him and then they gave him a really big nose just to give you this perfect punching area.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The crazy thing is that I seem to recall the script for the first issue saying something about Paul having a kind, friendly face. "We like him." Also, he now has a man bun.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, he now has a man bun.
          Life only gets gayer

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The crazy thing is that I seem to recall the script for the first issue saying something about Paul having a kind, friendly face. "We like him." Also, he now has a man bun.

            What is man bun?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        only vaguely keeping track of spider-man and cape comics in general lately but hearing about this has been so funny. It's like they're just seeing what they can get away with to generate outrage.
        >Through cosmic coincidence, Spider-Man is separated from MJ, humiliated, alienated from his friends, and ultimately beaten out for MJ's love by...
        >Some Guy Named Paul
        >Also MJ has luck-based superpowers now and she's called "jackpot"
        It's so easy to imagine them chuckling while coming up with this stuff

        https://i.imgur.com/fn7a3dG.jpg

        Is Paul going to be in the next Spider-Man cartoon?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I swear to God he's some dude who hates Peter, or waifus MJ, and successfully prayed to God or aold his soul to Satan to get his self insert into the comics. Everything about him seems too particular.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        not the audience or the spider-man fandom, just the maryshitgays

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I feel like Paul has become embraced in an ironic way
        No one is embracing this cuck. No one likes this storyline. No one will remember this homosexual as the male equivalent of Carlie Cooper.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re still following Brevoort’s ‘if you make comics fans angry they buy more comics’ philosophy. I miss the days when they did shit just because it seemed like it might be cool.

  4. 8 months ago
    sage

    gprostituteschizo your english is actively getting worse

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm using a speech to text program. I'm not actually saying it to you, my English is fine.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bump your stupid bait thread you pathetic frick.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why in the world do you think it's a bait thread?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want to know what's funny people got the bunch of comments but nobody's actually saying what's up with the image origin.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, you're stupid

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me, ESL-kun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      I'm using a speech to text program. I'm not actually saying it to you, my English is fine.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt that he's daughter?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bad faith argument where people post it pretend people are madder than they actually are because anyone who actually cares has stopped cared a long time ago. It's the same idiots who follow memes and twitter and probably read more of those tracy scops parody books than actual comic books.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it’s Nick Lowe’s dream. There’s nothing he likes better than to cuck Peter at every turn.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who Nick Lowe’s?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spider-man editor.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well someone should fire that stupid homosexual. This kind of shit can't be good for sales or word of mouth.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    am OP and I haven't replied to myself one time look there's 15 different posters.

  13. 8 months ago
    sage

    140052951
    youve bumped your own thread four times and replied to yourself with 10 different IP's let your dog shit thread die already moron theres nothing to discuss and theres nothing to bait all you did was post a poorly written english title and post an image that nobody gives a damn about.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have 10 different IPs. The thing about the image was I was asking where did it came from was it someone's fan art was it was it someone's imagination bubble was it someone having a bad dream and also just because you don't like your conversation doesn't mean other people on talking with each other in it.And I still don't understand why you keep calling it bait.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >batman fans
    >i hate this character so much i will not draw them
    >superman fans
    >i hate this character so much i will not draw them
    >spider-man fans
    >i hate this character so much i will draw them romancing a lot of women
    I still don't understand this artist and yet it perfectly reflects Spider-Man fans.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s the sexiest girl here? I’m between Gwen and Mayday

  16. 8 months ago
    sage

    [...]

    surely your shit thread wont hit page 10 for the 7th time make sure you bump it again in another hour!!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And you say that 7 minutes after someone contribute something after the Bump.

  17. 8 months ago
    sage

    140056841
    >someone contribute something after the Bump.
    yeah
    “someone” being (you) moron you aren’t fooling anyone with your moronic attempts english

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except I wasn't. I don't have multiple IPS and you're just paranoid.Nobody is forcing you to be in this thread if you got nothing to actually contribute besides paranoid delusion about anything you don't want to talk about.

      • 8 months ago
        sage

        > if you got nothing to actually contribute
        in a thread where you’re talking to yourself? and trying to convince me you’re not samegayging while doing it? LOL!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You got no evidence I am doing what you're accusing me of because there's no evidence because I am not doing what you are using me of. There are at least 19 different posters and most of my comments are telling you you don't need to be a jackass .

          • 8 months ago
            sage

            >what is phoneposting

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    would

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