Is this shit 100% fake? It has to be.

Is this shit 100% fake? It has to be.

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >go on naked and afraid
    >start running
    >make flapping noise as my balls slap my thighs

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The production sound mixer said it's mostly legit, they're not 100% alone of course, as they need several daily battery changes for camera and sound, but they're as legit as they can be without compromising the capture of the show.

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite episode is the one with a skinnyfat dude and some strong womyn. The dude said the best strategy was just lay down and wait the time pass since they were in a tropical place and it wasn't rainning. The woman got pissed off and started multitasking to own him, she tired herself and gave up. Then they showed a 2 minutes montage of the dude just laying around doing nothing and then he won and the episode ended

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      You are drastically underselling the fat NEET
      >NEET decides to do nothing
      >he digs a hole, finds some water, then sits in hole living off his fat
      >Meanwhile, b***hy woman decides shes all that
      >Immediately shittalks dude when they meet and calls him out for smelling bad
      >Wishes for a new partner
      >Runs around a fricking desert naked, looking for ???????
      >Woman gets progressively b***hier
      >Takes half of (HIS) their shit, wanders off
      >Glorious neet remains in hole
      >b***h keeps wandering in the desert looking at stuff with her magnifying glass
      >b***h passes out on a dune
      >Glorious NEET saves her (Never thanked)
      >Glorious NEET waits out the remaining time
      >Goes on an adventure hike through the desert, even takes b***h's magnifying glass because she said its her dad's

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't seen this one or have no memory of it. I kek'd.

        I don't know if I have favorite ones, but two that I remember are, I believe, one of the first episodes, where there was a pro-active girl and a guy with some kind of underlying mental issues, who wasn't a real sport. Kept b***hing and moaning about the uselessness of women - in front of her. She was mostly trying to make the best of the situation and he was constantly antagonistic and weird.
        Another episode with a pair that had a had a hippy type-woman and a buff guy, maybe military. He went out in the blistering sun and got burned all over while she was hiding in the shade. He was useless for a few days and had to chill out. During that time he saw the woman doing all kinds of useful survival shit and when he recovered enough they became a good cooperating pair.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        So it's real in the sense that women always find dumb ways to kill themselves?

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why would it be fake? Most of the people go out there and suffer starvation for a few days and quit.
    Some amateur survivalists do decently ok, but it still don't seem fake.

    It's not so much a survival show and more just a "watch two untrained dumbasses be dirty and stinky near each other for a week".

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would it be fake?

      Because every show Discovery airs is fake, even the documentaries. Discovery sells entertainment and nothing else. The companies that produce shows for Discovery know this and deliver exactly that: entertainment. Nothing else.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        The entertainment is watching two naked normalhomosexuals walk around starving and stinky.
        There is nothing even attempting to be educational about it.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          What was the final straw with Discovery for you? For me is was Gold Rush. All that show did was piss me off

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Every single redneck drama show. The oilriggers, the gold miners, the crabbers. Hate them all.
            I like that one extremely, heavily autistic Alaskan family show though. Every single of one of them is debilitatingly autistic, and it's gold. The two daughters are prime wife material.

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    i like alone

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >How I like my women

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I am too much of a b***h to make it far on this show, but I would make it just long enough to get the SMELLE of my filthy ass female partner.
      Has a SNIFFGOD ever managed to catch a good whiff in the show's history?

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    How does this show compare to Alone?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      less progression, less hunting, more amateurs and arguably more starving based on how long they are out there. Going to hot places helps change it up.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        That's the problem with the show, they know it ends after 21 days, so starve and wait it out. This becomes boring. Alone is different, cash prize at the end and you have to try and thrive. Although Naked and Afraid would be bloody hard, I don't know how they get through a night freezing their breasts off.

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite episode is the one where they only had a very small pool of water to use as their drinking water. About one week in the dude caught the b***h washing her arse in it.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't even have to just "catch" her, she straight up told him she sharted and she was gonna wash her ass in it.
      She came back to try to REDEEM herself, but failed her second try too.

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Are any of the episodes uncensored?

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like the one with the rat king. He feasts on easily caught rats in a cave all day while the woman becomes increasingly disturbed by him.

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's a reality TV show; of course it's fake. Everything Discovery does is fake

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I recall people who were on the show spilling the beans that it was mostly staged and fake. Like getting food and water from the crew, helping with fires, led through the place, etc. The only issues tended to arise was when people actually tried surviving and fricked up.

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Of course it's fake. These incompetents hunt and gather like 50 calories per day. They're getting fed sandwiches and bottled water when not on camera.

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Any time you're asking yourself if they actually let people put themselves in any sort of harm for shows like this, consider that everything done for the show has to be reviewed and covered by the productions' insurance companies. They will never let their actors (which is what those people are) face any sort of actual harm or suffering because their insurance would never in a million years cover the costs if somebody actually got hurt recklessly. All of these shows are fake

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It is and it isn't.
    There's plenty of producer meddling.
    But there's no real prize, you know? It's not survivor. They just do it to be doing it.
    And I don't think the ones that get covered in bug bites have had special effects make-up applied.

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I love naked women in the woods, it's too bad you cant really find video of this.

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    not enough episodes with only female teams in the snow, and they shouldn't be able to just wait it out in their "base"

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    yes it's scripted like every other reality tv show
    it's all gay and homosexual
    it's all clown world tier entertainment

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