Is this shit real? Is Keanu really so lonely that he will just drop into a random person's wedding or was this just a photo op?
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Is this shit real?
>groom marrying a single mom
peak redditorial
>low resolution photo of a white couple with a white child
>fa/tv/irgins immediately assume the kids not his
You guys are porn addicted cucks and need serious psychological help. You would be insufferable to be in a relationship with because cuckolding would be on your mind 24/7
>fa/tv/irgins immediately assume the kids not his
we just know how white girls are better than they know themselves.
How gullible can you be?
How brainwashed from incel blackpills can YOU be?
That is a question you should ask from yourself. And believe me, if you are honest about it, you won't like the answer.
>having kids 5 years before getting married
???
They might've decided they wanted to get married, but didn't have the money, time, etc to actually pull off a big wedding. My brother and his wife waited like 3 years after getting eloped to finally have a wedding.
But yeah, its more likely something weird.
This, especially consider the wuflu made big wedding parties out of vogue, it's likely they were "married" but not married until then
One of my best friends' parents got married when he was 10 and his oldest sister was like 21
My cousins were 12 and 13 when my aunt and uncle got married.
I know many more couples that had children long before marriage, or never got married at all. There's not that much pressure to get married in protestant europe
my parents got married when I was like 9 and my oldest sister 18
they'll never thankfully ever be in relationships because nobody likes ugly coomer manlets
>you guys are porn addicted cucks
Outside of the organised raids here this is accurate, these fricks have destroyed their brains with porn.
Keanu's rich and is a cool dude. It's hard to imagine having the amount of free time he does.
Ringo Starr used to do shit like this too. There's something about people who know they're more lucky than good respecting their fans the most.
>It's hard to imagine having the amount of free time he does.
How is that hard?
I'd actual be seething if Ringo Starr crashed my wedding.
Ringo Starr used to beat his wife during his coke binges in the 80s
He wanted his friend John's legacy to live on.
And I'll never get him at my wedding. Thanks for ruining my day.
you say that like it’s a bad thing
WTF I love Ringo Starr now
well, he was in the Beatles
it was a different time
Good. She probably deserved it anyways
Also, depending on the wedding, it can be an absolute blast. Especially if you can skip all the BS with fancy suits or worrying about wedding gifts and travel or remembering the names of all the relatives.
Bill Murray still does it.
Bill Murray is known for being an butthole.
>It's hard to imagine having the amount of free time he does.
He doesn't wagekek 10 hours a day bro, get real.
stop adding kek to words. its cuck. as in you get cucked by wages. kys newbie
>wedding
>already have a kid
It's definitely not his
Idk man they got the same hairline. My sister had her kids unmarried so they could abuse medicare. Still with the same guy.
Yeah, I see that too, father and daughter, same hairline.
I didn't know they had wifi at the Vatican now.
And you care because…?
just frick off
my mum was pregnant with me when my parents got married. except they got married really soon after she fell pregnant so no one could see she was pregnant.
ive always wanted to know if my dad planned on it, but i dont like to talk about sex with him. i dont like to talk about any adult topics with them, period.
Yeah it's Keanu's, why else would he come to a random stranger's wedding?
Social programs are setup to give everything to single mothers. Wife and I didn't get married right away after our first kid. We got free food, free healthcare, and all sorts of other help. Getting married was actually a blow to my finances in that regard. The system is setup for low lifes so that's why I took advantage of it. I pay like over 15k a year in taxes and that's with single income and 3 kids so it's no wonder why normal white people aren't wanting to have as many kids but the rats keep having them.
It's kind of based and more so soulful if you had plenty of money and time just to go enjoy beautiful moments with others tbh.
Imagine being able to improve everyone's day simply by being present. That would be really nice I think.
You have that ability already, just focus on your friends and family and how you can make their days just a little bit brighter, in the end you'll be happier 🙂
I admire your optimism.
kek, I'm horrible to be around and nothing is going to change that.
Basedbasedbased
Of course that's changeable you silly.
>and how you can make their days just a little bit brighter
me trying to be pleasant around other people:
>don't bring up the israelites. don't bring up the israelites. don't bring up the israelites.
>"Let me tell you about these israelites"
We gaan
I've actually been pretty open about hating the israelites since COVID and none of my friends seem to mind
Low quality post
Don't have friends, and my family all died except a black half-brother
>just focus on your friends
All my "friends" are here, I don't have any friends IRL.
>and family
My family despises me, and I don't give a frick about them anymore, I just want them all to die already and become a landlord.
To make the people around me happy I need to get a job, so thats a no-no for me.
I do the opposite. My mere existence immediately makes everyone's day worse by my presence alone. You WILL hang out with me and I WILL make you regret it
Based. My special ability is I’m a lighting rod for anger and violence. Over the last year at work (public facing job), I’ve been received about fifty death threats, from the following: one coworker who became convinced I was plotting to get him, one tradesman doing some repairs who became convinced I had somehow insulted him and one group of about fifty teenagers who all think I’m after them so they have to get me first. I never spoke to any of these people before they jumped to violence.
I’ve finally been let go, for my own safety, after the second knife was pulled on me. And as a nice little epilogue, on my first evening of my new unemployed life I went for a stroll and a dog tried to maul me. But you should have seen my supervisor shake when I signed in for the day towards the end. Not because I am scary, but because by the end every time I went to report something to him he’d have a panic attack. When he told me had to leave he said he expected to walk around a corner and find my corpse, and I just said
>yeah I expected that too.
Fricking normies couldn’t handle being the designated whipping boy, but I’m tired of it all, and really hope the next attacker has enough god damn balls to finish the job.
That's nothing. I've got all of that AND I'm constipated.
I like you and the way you think.
Bet he wouldn't have if they weren't white
He’s not even white himself
Dude's living in the moment. If I was a celebrity I'd do this kind of stuff. Why not? Just go home and watch more shit and drink instead? These people are so honored you came to their wedding in a t-shirt they posted you staring at the brides breasts online. Dude's living the dream. Weddings are a good party the couple put a lot of effort into.
wholesome and level headed approach. lets see how it's accepted, Cotton.
That isn’t keanu
Th-then who did I let sleep with my wife on our honeymoon??
The local homeless man
Me.
You might want to get tested, just fyi
that's his clone, Keaanu. Don't get me started on the Bigger Keanu Theory
>child out of wedlock
cringe
I bet it was "Keanu Reeves".
my favorite le wholesome redditactor
How many movies does he make per year? If he only works for 3 months what do you expect him to do the rest of the year?
>OMG HE IS SO LE HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS!! I WISH A CELEBRITY WOULD COME TO MY WEDDING BECAUSE I FRICKING LOVE CELEBRITIES BRO I LITERALLY WORSHIP PEOPLE WHO DONT HAVE TO WORK REAL JOBS AND INSTEAD GET PAID TO STAR IN HOLLYWOOD GOYSLOP!!!
What job do you have? And please don't say IT or NEET
Lol i clean toilets and mop floors. Im going to kill myself soon
You should watch Perfect Days. Might be poignant for you.
Trump lost.
Good.
He's a dirty israelite lover
You would shart your pants if you ever saw him irl
What did he mean by this?
>I am extremely desperate for people to love and worship me. I. AM. WHOLESOME.
Keanu Reeves vs Terence Howard, who wins?
Terrence Howard is a fricking moron. My friend the other day was trying to convince me he was a genius because he had a patent for virtual reality in his name, I know for a fact that mf did not invent any kind of VR technology.
>Matrix franchise reboot featuring Terence Howard as the Architect who invented the Matrix using VR
>Keanu Reeves awoke to his role as the One when he first proved 1 + 1 = 5 and realized the world he lived in waas a simulation
>during the confrontation with the Architect a large twist is revealed: 1 + 1 is actually 1
Kino
But wasn't his point was 1 can't be timed by anything so 2x2=2, 3x2=4 etc.
>You think it's the year 30XX, when in reality it's still 1999.
>They have told you that 1 + 1 = 2
>But....what if it I told you that 1 combined another 1, was just 1?
Starring alongside Terrence Howard
Imaging having a sane opinion in his social circles. You'd be lynched. They excommunicate for some of those offenses.
i'm this way and i'm 29. after a while you learn there's just zero reason to ever argue or allow peoples stupid bullshit to anger you. doesn't mean i'll ever actually accept them or like them, but they're a complete waste of energy. i imagine there's even more leftoids in his line of work than mine too.
I turn 39 today and I’ve been in this phase since 36. It’s peaceful.
>tired of arguing with dumb people
>"yeah, cool whatever you want, bye"
I'm the same way
That's actually funny, he's like "okay you're moronic cool whatever"
never standing against anything in discussions might aswell be intellectual terrorism, i dont instigate/join most debates myself but theres times where its important to share what you believe is right
he scarified his child and wife to the moloch for a career
He no longer cares
>lost wife and kid in a car wreck
Fabulously wealthy, could be worse. Probably gives him joy to make people's special day that extra bit memorable.
Happens more often than you would think. One time I ran into Steve Martin in the supermarket and gave him my best “three amigos” salute. He loved it and said “no one ever does that anymore”, ended up talking to him for a bit and invited me over for dinner.
great guy
This gave a hearty chuckle as I'm laying down for the night
thanks for the extra info homosexual
That's nice and all but reddit love Keanu so I can't endorse this thread
The guy making the Killer Bean video game worked as a special effects artist on The Matrix and received a significant paycheck from Keanu Reeves himself which he has used as seed money to fund his own franchise.
>bean
>seed
>keanu reeves
>sneanu feedes
Someone call the pentagram
not a bad slampig, wouldn't want to marry one but he could've done worse
OH MY SCIENCE AND VACCINES, THE HECKIN CHUNGUS APPEARED BEFORE MY WIFE AND HER SON'S VERY EYES!!!
He's bored and his family is dead. It's not like they bothered him while he was walking down the street either.
maybe he was drunk,,,you kids might be surprised where you end up after getting loaded at some random watering hole. you're too risk averse.
That's what I thought too however he is apparently sober and has been for years.
A promise is a promise
better question: do normies really want some random douche they don't know to attend their wedding because they saw them on TV?
apparently yes since they invited him
I hope someone got him a pork pie and a slice of cake.
the best thing he's done is honestly cyberpunk 2077. his acting somehow works perfectly for johnny if you ask me.
I would do the same if I was a celebrity. Unless he's filming something he's got all the time in the world, unlike us who have jobs to go to each fricking day.
He was aware of the lonely heckin humble keanu meme and started profiting off it
>ITT cucks who have never heard of bastards
this place is so desperate to hate keanu because he's reddit's heckin wholesome golden boy but he seems like a pretty cool dude, especially for a celeb
Why would anyone go to anyone's wedding, literally the most boring big event you can go to. I'd rather go to a fricking lego convention than this
>wedding
>while holding their 8 year old daughter
…What?
might be her kid from a previous relationship
But the kid is white
After his gf died he kinda went eternal sadness. Never really recovered.
let’s face it she would have been licking Black person butthole on onlyfans by now. it was for the best.
Remember when he was dating a troony! I remember
I thought she was just old.
Frick you, it was not a date, he was just being nice to a fan and probably just ran into her before leaving.
>her
You fricked a man, keanu. Did it give you nostalgia to the days of pounding river phoenix?
He could have at least bought a shirt
Where is Keanu and who let that hobo in?
>Where is Keanu and who let that hobo in?
Wholesome chungus big reddit!
What a wholesome chungus
Remember, before he was an action star he was in Bill and Ted.
The image is from years ago and randomly resurfaces with a slightly different story behind it every so often for the purposes of content farm.
Great job being on the same level as facebook boomers Cinemaphile.