Is this the only disney star wars film/show worth watching?

Is this the only disney star wars film/show worth watching? Not to say rogue one is anywhere near the quality of the OG movies but it's at least enjoyable and more importantly, it doesn't ruin the lore

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying the originals are good
    Lel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i like 'em, they are fun

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jyn should have been a nudist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We need movie nudifying AI asap... Billions are being wasted on cancer research when they could be spent on something useful instead

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Andor is #1 but this is definitely #2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Andor is an overblown snoozefest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Andor had all of about 1.5 good episodes. You don't need that much filler to do Les Miserables in space.

        They even had to throw in Mothma's backstory to distract from their main story very conspicuously going nowhere.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Andor had all of about 1.5 good episodes
          *ahem*

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            serkis frickin elevated andor so much

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's garbage.
    > it doesn't ruin the lore
    Yes, it does.
    >dude, the death star flaw was actually intentionally planted by Mads Mikkelsen
    >dude, Vader LITERALLY saw Leia escaping him RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE in the midst of a massive space battle where the Imperial base got nuked and the Rebels stole the plans
    >dude, Vader is actually a slasher villain :O
    >dude, the guys from the cantina were in that city with the main characters just MOMENTS before it got nuked, and then they went straight to tatooine :))
    It's doshit. Trandor is also dogshit. Nothing Disney ever made was good. Only George Lucas Star Wars is good and canon. The rest is shit and doesn't exist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dude, Vader is actually a slasher villain
      Yes, did you not watch Revenge of the Sith where he does the same shit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Revenge of the Sith Vader is not ANH Vader, you dimwitted homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you moronic? It’s the same fricking guy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you’re the type of guy to claim darth vader and anakin are two different people, arent you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They literally are, in canon and in the EU.
            The Dark Side corrupts people to their core.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The Dark Side corrupts people to their core.
              That doesn't mean they're different people, just a corrupted version of the same person. The Dark Side is like heroin. Are drug addicts separate people from how they were before? No.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >That doesn't mean they're different people, just a corrupted version of the same person. The Dark Side is like heroin. Are drug addicts separate people from how they were before? No.
                In reality, you’re right. Within Star Wars canon, once a Sith Lord fully embraces the Dark Side, they become a new person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hating things doesn't make you cool or interesting. You're a boring one-note meme.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>dude, the guys from the cantina were in that city with the main characters just MOMENTS before it got nuked, and then they went straight to tatooine :))
      kek, i never thought about this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That scene was legit embarrassing. Just like how at the beginning of the film the camera lingered on the blue milk. This entire flick is fricking embarrassing, and the fact that this garbage has such a massive following — even here — is honestly fricking baffling.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. And Andor. And Mando. The rest is meh

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only the third act is good, everything before is boring

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The third act was a result of the reshoots headed by the guy who made Andor.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Andor is by far the best, and that includes the OT

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trash.
    >vapid characters you never get to know so their deaths have no gravity; one of them have an arc except maybe the robot
    >DOES actually destroy lore by jumping into hyperspace while within a planet's gravity well (rendering the Hoth escape completely pointless)
    >pointless fan-service
    >CGI vomit 3rd act we've seen in every sci-fi/cape-shit movie for the ast ten years
    >tonally wrong (Star Wars is at it's best when it's PG-13: see the Clone Wars animated series, Bad Batch, etc.)
    Andor is also shit. Also, "doesn't destroy the original" is literally the best outcome for any prequel, so, not much to brag about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tonally wrong (Star Wars is at it's best when it's PG-13: see the Clone Wars animated series, Bad Batch, etc.)
      Those cartoons aren't PG-13 at all, dude. They're for 10 year olds. Rebels being the outlier in that its for 7 year olds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They literally are, dumbass. Literally rated TV-PG-V, meaning PG with lots of violence, which is the equivalent of film PG-13. Also, literally the first Western action-adventure animated show on CartoonNetwork to have such a rating, which warranted airing it in the evenings and on AdultSwim block. The others were all Japanese animes at the time.

        >Lucas: [The Clone Wars] TV series is exactly like the movies, exactly. I mean, you can see it in the clip. It’s basically just the movies only with cartoon characters. It’s basically a dramatic series, there’s a lot of action, a bit of humor. It runs along at the same level. It’s unusual for an animated film, because it’s not really hardcore like say “Beowulf” and it’s not a Pixar movie, so it kind of falls in between in this funny world where “Star Wars” is, which is kind of hard-edged but not really, sort of on the verge of PG-13, flips over once in a while, but sort of the high end of PG.

        >Lucas: Well it's basically like Star Wars [in that it] takes place between, obviously, [the films] Episode II and Episode III, but it's the same kind of action. Unfortunately, it doesn't fall into the realm of what animation [typically] is, which is either adult, kind of off-color humor or kiddie stuff. This is, like Star Wars, sort of in between those two things. It's a lot of battle stuff, and it's obviously the Clone Wars, so it's a war picture. So it's kind of a PG-13 animated TV series, which is something that has never been done before and obviously doesn't fit in any of the conventional slots that these things fall into. In that, it's very different, and I think it's very exciting. It's got a very, very sophisticated look to it. It's very much like the features. We're still trying to figure out how to put it on the air.

        Also the only on-screen Star Wars to depict suicides and explicit child death.

        The Bad Batch is just watered down PG, and Rebels was TV-Y7 that aired on DisneyXD kid channel.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          (cont.)
          Obviously, that other guy you replied to is also wrong, in that tonally Rogue One fits perfectly well with the rest of SW, and it is also PG. The problem is, of course, that Rogue One is shit — the characters are shit, and it put zero effort into making you care about any of them, and the action was just for the sake of action and not that good. It was overindulgent. It was like someone put up a Star Wars: Battlefront gameplay. The movie never made you care about any of the Rebels, so who cares what happens in that crappy battle that goes on for over 30 minutes. It's just visual noise. And also, Stormtroopers are about as competent as B1 battledroids, which were actually *meant* to be incompetent.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And don't forget that Tie Figher vignette from the trailer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Literally rated TV-PG-V, meaning PG with lots of violence, which is the equivalent of film PG-13
          The TV equivalent for PG-13 is TV-14. TV-PG's closer to the E10 rating for video games, with T being the PG-13 equivalent. Also, the PG rating already exists for movies, dipshit. And that's for family films, not shit for teens. Don't be stupid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >DOES actually destroy lore by jumping into hyperspace while within a planet's gravity well (rendering the Hoth escape completely pointless)
      wasn't that a reckless risk that happened to work out?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Coincidence is cousin to laziness."
        It's shit writing anon. Plot-armor.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Donnie Yen the blind force monk is a decent idea, but it's implemented like a D&D npc who's there to provide exposition and flavor.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boring movie for fake fans.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Solo's underrated and worth a watch. But otherwise, yes.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    White Man's Burden.
    >Andor talks like a dog with a mouthful of peanut butter
    >Jyn is boring.
    >The rest of the cast are gaggle rainbow coalition rejects.
    >Death Troopers do nothing
    >The plans are in a claw game.
    >They die in a friendzone hug.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They die in a friendzone hug.
      What, you expect them to strip down and start fricking in the middle of a battlefield?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They could at least kiss with tongues.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Andor is the best nuWars, better than this but yah this is the best movie

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say Solo is more interesting. It does ruin the lore but who cares about nu canon, it was always shit.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like it

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah all the Rouge one stuff has been good too bad it’s surrounded by trash so it will get canceled to no real fault of its own.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, watch TLJ instead. Rogue One is just fanservice.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It looks kinda neat but it's fricking boring

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is this the only disney star wars film/show worth watching?
    The only things I liked from the Disney era:
    Rodue One
    Andor
    Mando S1 & 2
    Jedi Fallen Order
    Jedi Survivor
    Bayan Skoll and Shin Hati's scenes in Ahsoka
    Some episodes of Star Wars Visions (not the S2)

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rogue one is mid but good fanservice
    andor is sporadically great
    everything else is terrible

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically liked the Han Solo movie more than Rogue One.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Andor is good but R1 sucks. They tried to do the Saving Private Ryan thing where I'm supposed to feel sad for characters dying but they don't spend any fricking time developing the characters so the deaths feel like forced melodrama

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > doesn't ruin the lore

    Kyle Katarn from Dark Forces would like to have a word with you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Rogue One crew all die miserably trying to get plans.
      >for Kyle, it was just a Tuesday.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a fan film from back in 99 called The Dark Redemption.
        >Takes place right after the first level of Dark Forces or alternatively Soldier for the Empire. Kyle makes a quick cameo in it.
        >Features Mara Jade in a starring role. She’s the one who Kyle delivers the plans to, so that she could sent it to Leia’s ship.
        >Han shows up during it and we see him dump the spice which is what made Jabba put a price on his head.
        >The theft of the Death Star plans was all part of Palpatine’s plan to lure the rebels into a false sense of security and wipe them all out. Of course, he never accounted for Luke to enter the fray.

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  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This may devolved into an overly specific autistic rant but here me out.

    The ships in the space battle of Scarif fly like star wars ships. They're fast, in formation, and shot from either close up frontal or long tracking side shots. JUST like the original trilogy. The sequel trilogy loves to use these 3rd person shots of the fighters, following close behind them like a videogame, but both R1 and the OT used these POVs very sparingly.

    TL:DR the OT and R1 used the camera better in the space battles.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would argue it's not even worth watching, it doesn't even need to exist, they somehow drew out an entire movie from a couple lines of text from the opening crawl of ANH, why do we need this?
    and I remember when I saw it in theaters, thinking the pacing was very strange, and moved very quickly
    and all of the stuff with the Jedis and Jedi temple seemed out of place, and only served to have battles
    I get that by comparison it's better made than the sequels, by judged as a movie by itself, or even as a Star Wars movie, I don't think it's very good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and I forgot, the appearance of Vader at the end as blatant fanservice that felt so shoe-horned in, because we needed that, or to have this movie directly butt up against the start of ANH, so stupid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's a fanedit for ANH that implements the Vader hallway scene at the beginning of the movie. However, rather than copy-pasting the ending to R1 to the beginning of ANH, they had the scene play out after Leia's ship gets pulled into the Star Destroyer. That way, the original opening is kept intact.

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