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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What what's really like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Being a sex haver, and yes, nowadays it is. If you don't completely suck your woman's butthole you'll be cancelled, tried for rape, and unable to work for the rest of your life. And even if you do it might just happen anyway.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        incel detected

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The thing that separates men from incels is that incels buy women's bullshit posturing. You talk the talk, but never sell your own beliefs out. Beyond that, it's clear when you start dating that nothing has changed. Women, no matter how feminist they present, expect to be approached and expect men to make all of the decisions in the relationship. It's just the nature of the dynamic. They're just as shy about crushes and bullshit as men, they don't realize this, and they just assume if a guy isn't asking them out he's not interested.

        It's all about having social skills and not being a putz beyond that. Like obviously not approaching people sitting by themselves or with their friends, not throwing you inviting signals, etc. But like, they just want a guy to make their lives easier. And if you get one simping for you, she'll backstab any of her friends for you. The behaviour is pretty childish, but once you realize that's what they're like, it's super easy to navigate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean it’s not much a revelation that having a long term partner (married or not) makes many things easier.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what that has to do with what i said

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >they just want a guy to make their lives easier

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. What part of that is presented as a revelation?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >if you get one simping for you, she'll backstab any of her friends for you.

          very true, but i suspect 90% of the people on this board will never achieve this

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unfortunately, sadly, etc., no, they won't. They aren't attractive enough. It's painful to even imagine being like that 🙁

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's all about having social skills
          guess its over then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you guys are fricking psychos. you engage with these subhuman animals and allow them to become your dealers, your sole source of sexual pleasure. you guys tell yourselves you're some sort of gigachads by charisma-ing by bedding women but you always end up showing that you're nothing but addicts in the end.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're projecting, anon. Sex is not that mythological. But it's also not worth having unless you love the person. Otherwise it's no different from masturbation.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Sex is not that mythological.
              sex is a high pleasure. don't bullshit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's not even more pleasurable than drugs

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but you're clearly a drug virgin. Molly literally feels like a full body orgasm and pure love. The type you'll get from a woman

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's fine, but a lot of it is psychological and you only get that when you actually care about the person giving it to you. Otherwise, it's just jerking off with a human fleshlight.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Otherwise, it's just jerking off with a human fleshlight.

                if you're doing it wrong, which you clearly do

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's not even close to how you pick up women. But I also think incels think that it works like some kind of video game mechanic rather than a genuine human interaction between two people.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              "Picking up" women is a literally meme unless you're gigachad or the bawd is blackout drunk. 99% of people meet their gfs through friends or through normal activities like work/school or through dating apps these days. When I was in college someone told me to just focus on building my social circle and make friends if I wanted a gf. I never listened. Not that it would have helped since I was too autistic to make friends anyway

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              its both a numbers game and a genuine interaction game, you moron. he's playing the numbers game. it works, some chicks are just ovulating and ready to frick anybody who steps forward.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's only a numbers game if you're looking to be humiliated. You just seem like a weird guy doing what's in that post. That's not how human beings behave and it doesn't make you seem interesting in a good way. Plus if you're doing it to every lady group you see, it's clear what you're doing, which is being a creep.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That is the point of the image moron.,

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It really is amazing how stupid the average poster is these days.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Like obviously not approaching people sitting by themselves or with their friends
          So no one?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You sit at the bar, you see a lady sits next to you OR you find an untaken seat next to one. You make conversation with the bartender, and other people at the bar, including potentially her. If you're standing outside having a smoke you can strike conversation there as well. But you definitely don't bother someone who's occupied by something and having a good time without you. Otherwise you're an interruption. Don't interrupt.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              As a former bartender I have to say please don’t do this. These days our job is to protect women from single men who try this tactic. Like they actually train us to see when a woman is into a guy and when she isn’t. Also I am an alcoholic which is why I was fired.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As a former bouncer this is a great idea

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Funny you should mention that because the bar I used to work at almost got shut down because a POS bouncer (who was honestly just tall rather than strong) straight up date raped a woman.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >bartenders are now trained to wienerblock incels
                That’s what they get for trying to meet girls at a bar.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Again though, you're confusing just making casual conversation with another human being with trying pick-up lines and hitting on someone. You can strike casual conversation with anyone. Man or woman. That is the entire part of the bar vibe. It's making genuine connections and being social. It's not being le ebic tv guy who's going to have the right sequence of things to say to a woman every time that winds up with her in your bed by the end of the night.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on the bar. Women don’t frequent bars that aren’t pseudo clubs with lots of music and dancing, which makes conversation very hard to come by. I’ve always thought this to be an ironic difference between the sexes. Men, a sex that is assumed to obsessed with scoring, just want to talk, while females want to grid on strangers’ wieners while the music booms.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >That is the entire part of the bar vibe.
                Hey look, mister. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao this is the only AI comment i will ever love. Also speaks to a time in which men went to bars to chill with other men rather than trying to get laid. That culture survives (but just barely) in the UK and even there it sucks because they still let women in

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >AI
                Hee-haw, homosexual.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Keep coping mom I enjoyed your casserole tonight. Also you are gay and enjoy training on this you enjoyable motherly filial piety homosexual.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you can’t recognize It’s A Wonderful Life, you need to get off Cinemaphile and stay gone.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it happened to me on a tinder date at a table in a bar and she left out the back and the bouncer came and sat down pinning me in the booth and made me wait 30 minutes there and drink a herbal tea so i would 'calm down' and then i had to pay for all the drinks, hers, the tea, before they'd let me leave.
                it was fricking bullshit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah honestly it is stupid but bars (especially in the west coast of the US) are all about catering to women

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                frick it ill greentext it
                >meet the tinder girl
                >sit at bar
                >let her know we're going to have a drink at the bar and consent to the date if were both into it
                >have drink at the bar, she's kinda bored, on her phone a lot
                >after we finish, i ask if she consents to the date
                >she says yes, we go sit at the booth
                >order appetizer for me and for her
                >she says it's corny for the man to order for the woman without even asking her what she wants (shit test)
                >ignore her and change the subject (shit test: passed)
                >ask her about her family and she says she has a sister
                >ask about her little sister just to make conversation
                >she says it's weird that I'm asking about her 15 year old sister (another shit test)
                >say I didn't know she was 15 but whatever
                >change subject again
                >she becomes more submissive and quiet
                >i thought it was starting to go well
                >go to the bathroom
                >come back and she's gone
                >bouncer is at the booth
                >tells me to sit and scootches in blocking my way
                >explains my date complained to the bar tender
                >he told the bouncer to keep me there while she left
                >bouncer sets a 15 minute timer
                >bar tender brings over herbal tea and says it'll "calm me down"
                >timer ends and they let me leave
                >date blocked me on everything
                i can't believe the state of the world. this was only last year

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it happened to me on a tinder date at a table in a bar and she left out the back and the bouncer came and sat down pinning me in the booth and made me wait 30 minutes there and drink a herbal tea so i would 'calm down' and then i had to pay for all the drinks, hers, the tea, before they'd let me leave.
                it was fricking bullshit.

                Is this actually real?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It seems like blocking you there and not allowing you to leave would be illegal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He was probably drunk as duck due to nerves. I’ve seen it a bunch of times. No shame in it. It is why first dates should always be coffee dates

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I guess you didn't pass them after all.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You say everything went fine but it sounded like a miserable time before she left. If you feel like a girl is shit testing you then you aren't supposed to pass it, that just means they don't like you and there's no salvaging it. If someone is trying to misunderstand you in a way where they twist your words to make you sound bad then you've lost the conversation and it's better to just call it a night.

                It's bullshit that they got so aggressive towards you but I'd like to see how you acted irl. I mean shit were you drinking at all? The accusation that you were drunk must've come from somewhere.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >let her know we're going to have a drink at the bar and consent to the date if were both into it
                I don't even know what this sentence is trying to convey.
                >after we finish, i ask if she consents to the date
                Okay. From now on, you deserve whatever happened to you.
                >she says it's weird that I'm asking about her 15 year old sister (another shit test)
                I know everyone is super cool in hypothetical scenarios, but I would have bailed right there.

                it happened to me on a tinder date at a table in a bar and she left out the back and the bouncer came and sat down pinning me in the booth and made me wait 30 minutes there and drink a herbal tea so i would 'calm down' and then i had to pay for all the drinks, hers, the tea, before they'd let me leave.
                it was fricking bullshit.

                >then i had to pay for all the drinks, hers, the tea, before they'd let me leave
                Why did you pay for her drinks and the tea?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Why did you pay for her drinks and the tea?
                He was in a clip joint.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clip_joint
                Whether or not any "services" are performed or drinks are ordered has little bearing on the outlandish bill received at the end of the night. Bills are commonly hundreds of, if not over a thousand, dollars, listing items like a "hostess fee" or "service charge" that were not originally mentioned to the customer. The arrival of the bill typically corresponds with the arrival of a few large bouncers to ensure payment, sometimes leading the victim to an ATM to retrieve the money.[1]
                The beautiful woman who originally lured the mark to the location often makes an excuse and leaves prior to the arrival of the bill.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >didn't pull out phone and demand to leave while recording
                >didn't light up bouncers skull with several jabs and a straight before he could really respond
                Not having sex and being a "prime breeding male" sucks but it's worth it to know people can't just force their will onto me without legitimate effort

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holy fricking autism

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds like a clip joint.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds illegal, depending on where you live

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sue, the guy for false imprisonment. A bouncer doesn't have the legal authority to not allow you to leave the bar

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                frick it ill greentext it
                >meet the tinder girl
                >sit at bar
                >let her know we're going to have a drink at the bar and consent to the date if were both into it
                >have drink at the bar, she's kinda bored, on her phone a lot
                >after we finish, i ask if she consents to the date
                >she says yes, we go sit at the booth
                >order appetizer for me and for her
                >she says it's corny for the man to order for the woman without even asking her what she wants (shit test)
                >ignore her and change the subject (shit test: passed)
                >ask her about her family and she says she has a sister
                >ask about her little sister just to make conversation
                >she says it's weird that I'm asking about her 15 year old sister (another shit test)
                >say I didn't know she was 15 but whatever
                >change subject again
                >she becomes more submissive and quiet
                >i thought it was starting to go well
                >go to the bathroom
                >come back and she's gone
                >bouncer is at the booth
                >tells me to sit and scootches in blocking my way
                >explains my date complained to the bar tender
                >he told the bouncer to keep me there while she left
                >bouncer sets a 15 minute timer
                >bar tender brings over herbal tea and says it'll "calm me down"
                >timer ends and they let me leave
                >date blocked me on everything
                i can't believe the state of the world. this was only last year

                >"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to drink this." as I hand him a cup of herbal tea.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are an idiot,

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Creatures like you pull these sabotage tactics on men, yet wonder why men complain about lack of dating success today?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Brah it was a job. Also bars are all about getting female customers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >dont approach people sitting by themselves
          why the frick not, moron?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because people don't like to be bothered when they're out having fun with their friends or family. They're there to spend time with the people they care about. Not get hit on by socially inept incels.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >with their friends or family
              you just said they weren't

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Being a sex haver, and yes, nowadays it is. If you don't completely suck your woman's butthole you'll be cancelled, tried for rape, and unable to work for the rest of your life. And even if you do it might just happen anyway.

          Sex is literally just rape. When you engage in courting a woman, you are, to paraphrase Carl Schmitt, waging rape by other means. You're trying to verbally manipulate her to let her defenses down. You are raping her while trying to act like a
          non-rapist.
          The incels' problem is that they're bad at acting.
          They're unable to make rape seem like non-rape.
          They can't conjure a convincing simulacrum.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gay homie

            >with their friends or family
            you just said they weren't

            Even if they're sitting alone, if they're at a table and not at the bar or in prime socializing spot, they're probably waiting for someone.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Von Clausewitz not Carl Schmitt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >hold muh frame
          >awalt
          >just stop giving a frick
          You're not wrong, but I'm just saying it's easier said than done. Also looks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did this happen to you anon? Do you have a genuine story to tell?
        Then shut the frick up about what is happening nowadays.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i think it's funny when people type stuff like this because it outs them immediately

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wat

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's bed time. Post sex is self-reflection time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sex is weird as a man, you are going insane to get it, it's amazing during, then after you feel weak and disgusted with yourself and find the entire act of it stupid.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stop having sex off grindr and you won't feel so disgusted with yourself afterward

      • 1 month ago
        Max Gadon

        Try it with a girl, homo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's amazing during
        it's overrated, teenagers just think everything is amazing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Right. Especially with a condom. Now, if you love someone, that's a different story.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Losing my virginity was probably the most disappointing night of my life. I was so hyped but while it was happening I couldn't even feel anything, and I wasn't using a condom. I guess melting ice cubes on the head of my wiener desensitized me to that sort of thing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I guess melting ice cubes on the head of my wiener desensitized me to that sort of thing.
            wtf

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can fix your dick by buying a wiener sleeve and some lube and jerking off with it. Worked for me when I was constantly gooning and jackin my crank and couldn't cum with my now wife.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What the actual FRICK are you on about? Have you ever fricked anything besides a slampig?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The absurdness of the act always hits me after. It's disgusting because there are nasty sticky fluids everywhere, but you get too sleepy to bother cleaning it up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The absurdness of the act
            Just don’t have sex if you don’t like it. You don’t have to get pretentious about it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >too sleepy to bother cleaning it up.
            That's how you get STIs anon. Wash up afterwards

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a girl squirted on me during sex and the smell of the discharge took like 3 months of constant washing to get rid of in my bedroom

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >squirted
              *pissed. a woman pissed on you, refused to elaborate, then left.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >luckily I was able to correctly interpret these feelings, loss of essence
        >I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them the essence

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ^
          just dont cum

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's only good if you really like her for whatever reason. If she's super hot, has a great personality, etc. Otherwise it's fun to try to get, boring to have, and you feel nothing when it's done.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like an underage closeted homosexual
        I'm 38, I don't go insane without it, and after I do have sex, I am generally asleep minutes later. Why on earth would you feel disgusted? Do the girls you get with smell like garbage down there?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stop fricking fat chicks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Make me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Try it with someone you have a real emotional connection with

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was fat wasn't she.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > then after you feel weak and disgusted with yourself and find the entire act of it stupid
        Call me a romantic but maybe you should have sex with people you actually like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe stop fricking dudes?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have never seen the movie and I have also thought they turned him into a rock or something with magic or shit.
          I looked it up right now and its a camouflage? Kind of disappointed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            His vocation as a slave citizen was a baker/cake maker so he knew how to decorate cakes... During the hunger games, an antagonist gang was hunting him and wounded him before he managed to escape. However, they were not far behind, so he decided to apply various makeup and prosthetics on his entire body to make himself look like a mossy rock. You see, this skill came from his vocation as a cake decorator and helped him avoid detection by his hunters. He apparently managed to do this in mere minutes before the hunters caught up to his location but failed to find him. Then spent a day or two laying there like that, disguised as a mossy rock. This is exactly how it happens in the movie, never read the book.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > then after you feel weak and disgusted with yourself and find the entire act of it stupid
        What?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically pursue therapy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only time I've felt disgusted after sex is when I've been blackout drunk and fricked some whale. even then it only takes a few days for it to slip out of my mind

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol,and then we wonder why people dont have children anymore in the west,with this disfunctional puritan take on sex that new generations have.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As others have said, this is the feeling you get after having sex with someone you aren't attracted to. Try not fricking fatties/gross b***hes

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cigarette
    get the FRICK out of my bed homosexual

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you fricking tricked me into thinking that was Scully, have a nice day

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    idk i’ve never banged someone with narcissism

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      or autism

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >idk i’ve never banged someone
      FTFY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you prostitute mom counts moron

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    like this (i heard)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he ejaculated while soft? How does that happen?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw lost my virginity as a 27 year old virgin
      >just copied what I'd seen in the 15+ years of watching porn
      >Lasted like 10 minutes
      >girl I fricked was some bpd goth type prostitute
      >said it was the best sex she had in awhile
      >she was also in a relationship with some manchild cuck and said I was better than him
      the thing that sucked was she refused to leave him cause his family was wealthy so she could just coast on through with her life with that cuck but still shit like this

      https://i.imgur.com/uMfG8A5.png

      Is this what it's really like?

      is only movie type crap, I've never had sex with a girl and we kept the blankets on us while fricking

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But they're done fricking. My gf always covers herself after were done fricking. I don't get it. I literally already saw everything and then some, why are you acting shy now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >is only movie type crap, I've never had sex with a girl and we kept the blankets on us while fricking
        You put on a blanket if you're doing the deed at either her or your parent's house (as a teenager, or if you're engaged)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is only movie type crap, I've never had sex with a girl and we kept the blankets on us while fricking
        My wife is a typical woman and is simultaneously hot and cold so the blankets are often on while we frick. She'll have the window wide open in the winter and sleep under a down comforter with a heating pad on. She's the most awesome, sane, yet moronic fricking woman I've ever met.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno pal. She could have been lying.

        >lose my virginity at a late age
        >I frick for a while and go soft in her (anxiety, death grip syndrome, drunkenness, whatever)
        >she was very experienced and said it was okay
        >I started kissing her and ate her out
        >she literallly screamed and shivered and moaned yes baby OMG

        That gave me such a confidence boost I tried it on the next girl I picked up and she made a face and just asked me WTF are you doing down there lol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i never understood this.

      if the guy is so horny he cums in two seconds, won't he still be so horny he can get hard again and frick normally?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        do you have a penis?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and I can get hard in less than 10 minutes after I coom. But I also work outside and go to the gym.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, just wait a couple of minutes. I've had this happen several times when I haven't had sex for a few days and I'm so horny I come almost immediately. Then just wait a few minutes and I'll be ready to go all night.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Guys who squirt in 2 seconds are not super honey, they are over nerve fiber irritated tards. It’s more like an elbow reflex reaction, than a proper build up and release. If anything those guys are are now farther behind on the arousal scale Becuase they were just warming up and took a bullet out of the chamber.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Depends, I've always had to wait a few hours to get hard again after cumming but I know that's not the norm for most guys.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ill jerk off for six hours and have a mid orgasm, then the next session will be like 15 minutes top and it just feels better, then ill repeat and repeat...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Lost my virginity, came in like 5 seconds. Then we fricked 7 more times that night, each lasting longer than the previous. Was really funny because she had just given me a fitbit HR+ for my birthday so we could look at the 10 second heartrate spike and immediate drop in a graph, kek. Also I was in a shitty short term rental, so the bedframe was on wheels that didn't lock properly. I had to put sneakers on the wheels to keep the bed from rolling around when we did it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        refractory period

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me the chad on the left

    • 1 month ago
      whole lotta humiliation ritual

      i never understood this.

      if the guy is so horny he cums in two seconds, won't he still be so horny he can get hard again and frick normally?

      happened to me with my first blowjob. It took like 5 seconds or something. She realized how nervous i was a asked me to lay down. I lay down wathing the roof and i didnt had any power over my dick. After that day i became afraid of blowjobs .

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Subversive media.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only for betas. If you are a man you'd go to a piss, a very loud fart then some snacks until is time to round two.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go to a piss

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, a piss contest. What, you don't invite your bros when you frick?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he never cleaned the pipes even after a wank
        does EVERY obvious fricking thing has to be explained to you fricking mental midgets?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying the cuddles aren't better than the actual sex part

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i cant have hook ups or one night stands after a long 5 year relationship. Is not the same man, sex without love now feels boring

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sup max

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You now wish to create a future with a life partner as all men eventually do, but unfortunately your women have been conditioned by society to be dissatiafied at the notion of a humble life with a dedicated partner. Safe isn't sexy, and they will jump from wiener to wiener in desperate search of a glimpse of an extravagant life, until they hit their late 40s a few marriages later and finally settle with the wealthiest beta they can tolerate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just find someone you can chest on with and pwn your dick

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blowjobs feel better than a pussy and I'm tired of people pretending otherwise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i have never cum from head
      i thought i had a desensitise dick from years of wanking but i love normal sex even with condom
      what's great about blowjobs to you?
      just feels worse than my hand+ lube tbh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that just means you got a meh blowjob, anyone who says that blowjobs can't make you cum have never gotten a good one
        but i do think pussy is better overall

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He won

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Incel here, don't know

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with my gf use to be fun and feel good. Now she's gotten fat and I barely feel anything at all. Is that normal? Not just psychologically, but I her pussy literally feels like nothing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe she’s become so fat that your dick isn’t actually penetrating her any more, you’re just fricking the fold of fat before the actual entrance now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fat chicks are loose

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    30 yo haven't even kissed a woman. I barely pass as a human being to normies. I am a freak to them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im getting there at 26 bro, i don't even have any friends

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man this episode of the truman show got fricking weird

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out having an overall pleasant personality was my secret life hack the entire time.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lost virginity to a milf that met on the bus. She was clearly trying to get me because she constantly b***hed about her husband. Fricked her for what must been an hour because I could not cum. She was nice.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only if the woman is a C-word. That scene is directed at woman - the blocking and dialogue shows she's in charge and he's the needy one.

    The powers that be are working hard to divide men and women by pushing narratives that aren't just about female empowerment, which is fine, so's male empowerment, but go beyond that to show woman as angry, promiscuous, anti-male, turned off or overburdened by motherhood, career obsessed, opposed to marriage, hedonistic, etc.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been with a woman that covers her breasts up afterward

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be like patrick

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Usually unless you're in high school or some shit
    I remember my mom walking in on me banging this one chick and she flipped out and made her leave
    I literally got wiener blocked by my own mom once

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it actually counts as wienerblocking if your penis was at one point in the vegana

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so he was wiener-stopped then

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go out to a few clubs and get drunk, you will make out with some drunk bawd eventually. Guaranteed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would you believe me if I told you that I went out clubbing countless times in my life? And not just to clubs, but also house parties, concerts, festivals etc all of it.

        Never even kissed, let alone got laid.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    humiliation ritual

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