>about as funny as having sex with OP's mum while his dad plays the switch downstairs
keked hard, but then realized that this will happen to more and more people in the future.
It's pretty kino if you take it for what it's supposed to be
Alan is meant to be the 'everyman' who sticks completely to the rules and is 'upset' that 'life isn't fair'
Charlie is literally the example of who every man should strive to be
Kutcher sucked. Lorre's little "who's mad years later? I'm not mad years later" pissy fit at the end of the finale was one of the saddest things to air on TV
No, Kandi is Alan's superhot but dumb as a rock girlfriend/wife for a season who divorces him when he wins a jackpot in Vegas, taking all his money yet again.
Well it's not funny to me. I got cucked by 18 different black men in a span of 5 months. My wife insists that she was drunk each time it happened. I found her vegana juices mixed with bull semen all throughout my study and the bed we share. Maybe it's funny to you, but not for me mkay?
>CHARLIE YOU ARE MINE, rose screamed angry >charlie says "no frick you b***h get you shit ass outta here you fricking bawd" >NO NO NO CHARLIE YOU ARE MINE WE BELONG TOGETHER >charlie takes his shotgun and points it at rose "get outta here you fricking crazy luncatic b***h or i'm gonna blow your head up" >rose runs away >alan comes in >"CHARLIE WHAT THE FRICK JUST HAPPENS I HAVE A CHILD YOU CANT DO THAT I HAVE A CHILD" >charlie looks visibly angry and knocks alan out >audience laughs >jake walks in >"why is dad lying on the floor?" >audience laughs >"I JUST KNOCKED HIM OUT YOU FAT PIECE OF HAMBEAST" >jake cries and runs into his room >audience laughs >charlie goes to bar >"hey iam charlie i want to frick your anus" >audience laughs >blonde girl gets all wet >"ok you can cum in my ass now" >they go into the toilet, he fricks her ass >she farts while having anal sex >audience laughs >charlie "guess i just got a -blow-job" >audience laughs >charlie comes home again >alan still lying on the floor >charlie takes a baseball bat and smashes his head >jake comes in >akward moment >audience laughs >jake asks "do we have ice cream?" >audience laughs >judith comes to visit >"what is this smell charlie?" >"well you know that saying, never frick a woman in the ass if she didn't take a shit before? well i did..." >audience laughs >jake heard it >"what does that mean?" >"uuuhm eeeehm it means like eeehm you know sometimes when a man and woman love each other and they really want to get into anal rape, you know, you take a shit first, eeeehmm uuuhhm" >judith:" this is not a good place for a child i'm gonna take jake home if you dont get your shit together" >"OK TAKE HIM YOU FRICKING FEMBOT I HATE WOMEN" >judith" haha you wish i'd take him home, jake will stay here and needs spend time with his father i want herb to rape my ass tonight, tahnks" >alan slowly regains consciousness >"damn i need to pay alimony to my cheating ex-wife, i need to send her checks asap, lets give her all my money"
>HEY UNCLE CHARLIE PULL MY FINGER >*Charlie doesn’t even look at Jake and watches tv* >HAHAAHAHHAHAHHA >Hey uncle Charlie pull my finger >*Charlie tries to ignore him but looks visibly more annoyed* >HAHAAHAHAHAHA >COME ON PULL MY FINGER >are you sure you’re not going to crap your pants again? >AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH >That happened only 1 time after I ate Taco Bell >HAHAAHAHAHAHA >ok fine just promise you’ll leave me alone then >*pulls Jakes finger* >*BRAAAP* >HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA >*Charlie starts coughing* >Jesus, what did you eat? >HAHAAHAHAHAAH >Taco Bell *grins* >HAHAHAAHAHH >Oh oh oh... *Starts running towards his room, while holding his pants* >HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHH >*Berta walks in* >I’m not cleaning that up >HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
MEEEEEEEEEN
it seems like you completely missed my original artistic idea, your version is not even funny it's just boring. go back to /b/ and watch porn coomer you have no humor
>HEY UNCLE CHARLIE PULL MY FINGER >*Charlie doesn’t even look at Jake and watches tv* >HAHAAHAHHAHAHHA >Hey uncle Charlie pull my finger >*Charlie tries to ignore him but looks visibly more annoyed* >HAHAAHAHAHAHA >COME ON PULL MY FINGER >are you sure you’re not going to crap your pants again? >AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH >That happened only 1 time after I ate Taco Bell >HAHAAHAHAHAHA >ok fine just promise you’ll leave me alone then >*pulls Jakes finger* >*BRAAAP* >HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA >*Charlie starts coughing* >Jesus, what did you eat? >HAHAAHAHAHAAH >Taco Bell *grins* >HAHAHAAHAHH >Oh oh oh... *Starts running towards his room, while holding his pants* >HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHH >*Berta walks in* >I’m not cleaning that up >HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
MEEEEEEEEEN
i feel like the shows i find funny as designed to make me think they are funny with laugh tracks
i also think humour is just what the person telling jokes uses instead of having a personality
>Two and a Half men really wasted her.
It's pretty tough to play so far out of character like that. Her best scene was her last on the show. Dumb bimbo wants to be an actress. Dumps Alan when she gets a job on a CSI type TV show. Charlie and Alan watch the show pilot. She's the lead CSI investigator and she nails all the complicated tech and terminology perfectly >Jaws_dropped.jpg
god damn ashton and john cryer is like cringe and cringe paired together, how did anybody find that funny.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It really did overstayed its welcome once Charlie left.
There's nothing more cringy than the last episode where Chuck Lorre added a Charlie look-alike to die by a piano falling on him.
I can't stand to watch it again.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>There's nothing more cringy than the last episode where Chuck Lorre added a Charlie look-alike to die by a piano falling on him.
The animated segment in the finale gives it a run for its money in the cringe department
it's the funniest show i know, yes it's good
the reason right-wingers hate this show is because alan harper pefectly represents them.
alan harper really is the embodiement for /misc/
I watched hours and hours of it and can't remember a fricking word of dialogue or a single plotline, I was too busy rubbing my wiener raw to that b***h
One episode: Berta' babysitting her granddaughter. Comes with her to Charlie's place while she cleans. 16 years old (played by Megan Fox). Running around in bikini. She is flirting with Charlie but he is staying away.
She says: Don't you think I'm cute?
Charlie: Yeah. But in prison, so am I.
It's a comedy for the real man. We see the contrast between Charlie Sheen (rich, single guy who gets prime women all the time) VS. Cuck israelite guy who worked his ass off his entire life only to get a divorce and a dumb fat kid. All while we still get laughs and get to see gorgeous women.
i recently watched entourage and i really appreciate that they never showed sex scenes in taahm. entourage felt kinda like "look at me iam so pretty and rich and i have so much sex iam such a gangster actor i want to play pablo escobar iam so rich and cool yeah man look at me look how she rides my wiener how i have sex"
taahm is more like some guy needing sex and hooking up and chilling comfy the rest of the time
about as funny as having sex with OP's mum while his dad plays the switch downstairs
>about as funny as having sex with OP's mum while his dad plays the switch downstairs
keked hard, but then realized that this will happen to more and more people in the future.
She looks like my mom but with big boobs ew
Send mom pics NOW
Her body hit the wall.
It's pretty kino if you take it for what it's supposed to be
Alan is meant to be the 'everyman' who sticks completely to the rules and is 'upset' that 'life isn't fair'
Charlie is literally the example of who every man should strive to be
Also pic related is best waitfu
Funny?
i laughed so hard milk came out my head
Milk came out my head too
so it's settled that she was best girl?
Was it ever in doubt?
Kutcher sucked. Lorre's little "who's mad years later? I'm not mad years later" pissy fit at the end of the finale was one of the saddest things to air on TV
was this the girl that was obsessed with charlie? never watched the show. but it had some kino women.
No, that was Rose. Chick in OP was one of Alan's wifes.
Rose was easily the best, but to be fair I'm a sucker for crazy chicks ever since Phoebe Buffay.
>Rose's plan actually worked
>She made charlie fall in love with her
>Had to change it to rose locking him in her basement
No, Kandi is Alan's superhot but dumb as a rock girlfriend/wife for a season who divorces him when he wins a jackpot in Vegas, taking all his money yet again.
I'll take the obvious bait so that the seething knee-jerk morons don't have to
listen, i honestly don't know who would get angry at this. it's obviously bait, and it's hilarious.
Well it's not funny to me. I got cucked by 18 different black men in a span of 5 months. My wife insists that she was drunk each time it happened. I found her vegana juices mixed with bull semen all throughout my study and the bed we share. Maybe it's funny to you, but not for me mkay?
Jesus, I remember being so turned on by her in this when I was a teen.
>CHARLIE YOU ARE MINE, rose screamed angry
>charlie says "no frick you b***h get you shit ass outta here you fricking bawd"
>NO NO NO CHARLIE YOU ARE MINE WE BELONG TOGETHER
>charlie takes his shotgun and points it at rose "get outta here you fricking crazy luncatic b***h or i'm gonna blow your head up"
>rose runs away
>alan comes in
>"CHARLIE WHAT THE FRICK JUST HAPPENS I HAVE A CHILD YOU CANT DO THAT I HAVE A CHILD"
>charlie looks visibly angry and knocks alan out
>audience laughs
>jake walks in
>"why is dad lying on the floor?"
>audience laughs
>"I JUST KNOCKED HIM OUT YOU FAT PIECE OF HAMBEAST"
>jake cries and runs into his room
>audience laughs
>charlie goes to bar
>"hey iam charlie i want to frick your anus"
>audience laughs
>blonde girl gets all wet
>"ok you can cum in my ass now"
>they go into the toilet, he fricks her ass
>she farts while having anal sex
>audience laughs
>charlie "guess i just got a -blow-job"
>audience laughs
>charlie comes home again
>alan still lying on the floor
>charlie takes a baseball bat and smashes his head
>jake comes in
>akward moment
>audience laughs
>jake asks "do we have ice cream?"
>audience laughs
>judith comes to visit
>"what is this smell charlie?"
>"well you know that saying, never frick a woman in the ass if she didn't take a shit before? well i did..."
>audience laughs
>jake heard it
>"what does that mean?"
>"uuuhm eeeehm it means like eeehm you know sometimes when a man and woman love each other and they really want to get into anal rape, you know, you take a shit first, eeeehmm uuuhhm"
>judith:" this is not a good place for a child i'm gonna take jake home if you dont get your shit together"
>"OK TAKE HIM YOU FRICKING FEMBOT I HATE WOMEN"
>judith" haha you wish i'd take him home, jake will stay here and needs spend time with his father i want herb to rape my ass tonight, tahnks"
>alan slowly regains consciousness
>"damn i need to pay alimony to my cheating ex-wife, i need to send her checks asap, lets give her all my money"
hahahahha is there more?
nope, it just summed up the whole show, anything more would be bloat
That's just the intro scene
>HEY UNCLE CHARLIE PULL MY FINGER
>*Charlie doesn’t even look at Jake and watches tv*
>HAHAAHAHHAHAHHA
>Hey uncle Charlie pull my finger
>*Charlie tries to ignore him but looks visibly more annoyed*
>HAHAAHAHAHAHA
>COME ON PULL MY FINGER
>are you sure you’re not going to crap your pants again?
>AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
>That happened only 1 time after I ate Taco Bell
>HAHAAHAHAHAHA
>ok fine just promise you’ll leave me alone then
>*pulls Jakes finger*
>*BRAAAP*
>HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>*Charlie starts coughing*
>Jesus, what did you eat?
>HAHAAHAHAHAAH
>Taco Bell *grins*
>HAHAHAAHAHH
>Oh oh oh... *Starts running towards his room, while holding his pants*
>HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHH
>*Berta walks in*
>I’m not cleaning that up
>HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
MEEEEEEEEEN
it seems like you completely missed my original artistic idea, your version is not even funny it's just boring. go back to /b/ and watch porn coomer you have no humor
I'm pretty sure the greentext that dude made literally happened in the show.
based
cringe, kys
Would watch. Nice piece of literature.
I hate it much more than the Big Bang Theory
i feel like the shows i find funny as designed to make me think they are funny with laugh tracks
i also think humour is just what the person telling jokes uses instead of having a personality
The Actress April Bowlby is actually a great actress. You can check her out on Doom Patrol. Two and a Half men really wasted her.
>Two and a Half men really wasted her.
It's pretty tough to play so far out of character like that. Her best scene was her last on the show. Dumb bimbo wants to be an actress. Dumps Alan when she gets a job on a CSI type TV show. Charlie and Alan watch the show pilot. She's the lead CSI investigator and she nails all the complicated tech and terminology perfectly
>Jaws_dropped.jpg
>Her best scene was her last on the show.
The scene you mentioned isn't her last episode. She returns for an episode during the Kutcher seasons.
Did she hit the wall by then? Kutcher is a charisma vacuum so i never watched it.
She looked mighty fine still
god damn ashton and john cryer is like cringe and cringe paired together, how did anybody find that funny.
It really did overstayed its welcome once Charlie left.
There's nothing more cringy than the last episode where Chuck Lorre added a Charlie look-alike to die by a piano falling on him.
I can't stand to watch it again.
>There's nothing more cringy than the last episode where Chuck Lorre added a Charlie look-alike to die by a piano falling on him.
The animated segment in the finale gives it a run for its money in the cringe department
pointless irrelevant question
lust provoking image
Charlie sheen bangs prostitutes than has breakfast with a fat kid it’s hilarious
awesome
Preserving bodies like that with video and photography is not enough, we must paint and sculpt as well!
it's the funniest show i know, yes it's good
the reason right-wingers hate this show is because alan harper pefectly represents them.
alan harper really is the embodiement for /misc/
Alan had sex, has a job, is intelligent, is respectful of others, raises his child, and grooms himself. Are you sure he's a /misc/ stand-in?
wow those are some ultra pink tained glasses you are wearing
>American humor
not really it's one of those "the tv is on in the background because i like the noise" type of shows
>implants: the series
Slightly funnier than Big Bang Theory, but that's not saying much. It's midwit core like Friends.
t. Ms. Pretentious
>Is Two and a Half Men funny?
I thought so. And pretty well written too, if you caught all the references.
It's the nose and cheekbones that make her a 10. Sienna Guillory had the same.
>Mom, Dad! I just got a role in a sitcom!
summer of 2008 i watched this non stop on comedy central when they showed 8 episodes back to back all day. was comfy af
how the frick did charlie never hit that?
he probably did irl
he actually did before alan, thats how alan got to know her lmao
Had it's moments.
I watched hours and hours of it and can't remember a fricking word of dialogue or a single plotline, I was too busy rubbing my wiener raw to that b***h
One episode: Berta' babysitting her granddaughter. Comes with her to Charlie's place while she cleans. 16 years old (played by Megan Fox). Running around in bikini. She is flirting with Charlie but he is staying away.
She says: Don't you think I'm cute?
Charlie: Yeah. But in prison, so am I.
no
Most of it, yes.
DUDE LETS LIKE TAKE TWO AND A MAN AND TAKE IT INTOYOU KNOW BIG BOOOM BANG THEORY HEHEHE LE BAAAAASED IDEA LETS SDO DIT
>show gets canceled
The Kandi arc really is peak THM
we will probably never get a show like this anymore in our lifetime. only more wokeshit until civ crashes. fun is not allowed anymore.
she was so fricking hot you guys
Fap
Yes.
>t. Currently rewatching it
>that one episode where Judith looked hot
Charlie was the heart of the show. After he was killed off, the show went to shit.
It's a comedy for the real man. We see the contrast between Charlie Sheen (rich, single guy who gets prime women all the time) VS. Cuck israelite guy who worked his ass off his entire life only to get a divorce and a dumb fat kid. All while we still get laughs and get to see gorgeous women.
Never even made me grin
i recently watched entourage and i really appreciate that they never showed sex scenes in taahm. entourage felt kinda like "look at me iam so pretty and rich and i have so much sex iam such a gangster actor i want to play pablo escobar iam so rich and cool yeah man look at me look how she rides my wiener how i have sex"
taahm is more like some guy needing sex and hooking up and chilling comfy the rest of the time