No, its more like: >thank you for your hard work anon! You lined shekelbergs pockets so he could buy another vacation property. Here are diversity hires 1 and 2, they will be managing your new team for twice your salary!
(both of which will be moronic shitskins, women, and/or trannies) >get fired after 1 year
Based, women are property and belong in the homestead.
No, its more like: >thank you for your hard work anon! You lined shekelbergs pockets so he could buy another vacation property. Here are diversity hires 1 and 2, they will be managing your new team for twice your salary!
(both of which will be moronic shitskins, women, and/or trannies) >get fired after 1 year
No, you are there to make money for shekelstein.
Then go home to a house you can barely afford and waste your life away with goyslop and watching Black personball.
Your wife probably cheats on you and your kids hate you because you can’t get the their fancy ZOG trinkets and electronic israelite devices.
They don't care as much about getting the job done. They want to enforce social hierarchies (which is what corporate really likes nowadays idiot drones who just toe the line). Extremely feminized cattiness and backstabbing culture.
God forbid you give them the ick. Then they'll start all the nonsensical social assassination
I saw this at my last job and if it wasn’t an internship that would have effected my career I would’ve told them to all to eat shit and die. I was barely given any work because the women interns were given the load (and completely sucked at it). They would sit and talk all day and nothing would get done. I had customers blowing up my email asking where the hell their shit is. I was the one that was stuck explaining it.
At the end of they day they hired all of the women on outside of college because they were cliqued up and had a little social club. I didn’t get so much as an interview.
They don't care as much about getting the job done. They want to enforce social hierarchies (which is what corporate really likes nowadays idiot drones who just toe the line). Extremely feminized cattiness and backstabbing culture.
God forbid you give them the ick. Then they'll start all the nonsensical social assassination
Not to mention all of the men in the office have taken on this backstabbing culture and are too effeminate to tell you if they have a problem to your face.
>Not to mention all of the men in the office have taken on this backstabbing culture and are too effeminate to tell you if they have a problem to your face.
This pisses me off the most. Introducing women in a male environment will always destroy it. The camaraderie vibe and brotherhood gets tossed out and everyone becomes a hypercompetitive monkey brain because they smell pussy.
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They also try to act like they’re discrete when they’re trying to frick their female coworkers but they’re as subtle as a baboon. The sad thing is most of those guys are married.
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Anonymous
>Not to mention all of the men in the office have taken on this backstabbing culture and are too effeminate to tell you if they have a problem to your face.
This pisses me off the most. Introducing women in a male environment will always destroy it. The camaraderie vibe and brotherhood gets tossed out and everyone becomes a hypercompetitive monkey brain because they smell pussy.
Didn't take long for the thread to devolve into seething at people who has sex
As expected
>At the end of they day they hired all of the women on outside of college because they were cliqued up and had a little social club. I didn’t get so much as an interview.
No shit you dummy. That's how corporate America has worked for the last 50 years. It's not about what you know, it's about who you know.
The people that are at that top 1% of knowledge level on a subject can coast on their knowledge/skill, but everyone else is chum in the water, so either buddy up with your boss or get to looking for a new job because you're completely replaceable.
wait till you get the ultimate stack >White woman >White guy who she relies on to do the work under her >Indian woman >Indian man >Indian man >White women all the way down
thats the modern stack baby and its fricked because all the indians are trying to either get kick backs from their outsourcing companies or outright replace all white workers
>that scene where roy tries to attack jim
I wish dwight had been away from the office and roy had caved jims skull in with a baseball bat and sawed his face off with a serrated K-bar knife while doing satanic chants
Seriously, every character I could probably at least talk to in the break room. Dwight is a goof but at least he's sincere. Jim does nothing, doesn't hide it but cries like a b***h when he doesn't get promoted. It's ridiculous. Pushing Andy to his limit and just going along with golly gee what's wrong with him. It's kind of shocking Dwight never tells him seriously knock it off or I'll knock your teeth out. People like Jim really should have their throats slit in front of their families.
Yes and no. You're more likely to run into social rejects whose hobbies consist of watching streamers and collecting Funko pops. Plus office culture mostly died after Covid, because it served as proof of concept that WFH workers are more efficient than office workers. Most office workers these days would rather frick off and work from their pod at home.
nobody really liked having to face coworkers that only irritate them. And to some degree you can still socialise with the ones you like through things outside work.
Basically every study has shown that efficiency improves for a week or two, and then steadily decreases below baseline. It's insane that WFHcels are trying to con people into thinking they're not fricking around at home when there's nobody to supervise them
You sincerely think people work harder when they're at home, surrounded by distractions, with nobody to supervise or hold them accountable? Do you think people actually believe this?
>no energy wasted in the commute >no energy wasted on office chitchat >no energy wasted on niceties >no energy wasted in other nonsense
>get on the computer and do your job
boomers hate it because they it's harder to emotionally blackmail and bully people WFH
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Anonymous
>no energy wasted in the commute >no energy wasted on office chitchat >no energy wasted on niceties >no energy wasted in other nonsense
>More time spent on watching inane shit on youtube/instagram/whatever and doing your chores during work hours
2 months ago
Anonymous
Did they finish the job they were tasked with?
Then stop complaining lmao.
>t-the suffering i-is the p-point
boomer brains I swear
2 months ago
Anonymous
if you can frick around for 7 hours during your workday and still finish your tasks, you don't have a sufficient workload and should fix that
>but it's the companys responsibility to manage workloads!!!
And how the frick are they supposed to do that when you're sitting at home playing videogames on company time while using programs to simulate work activity?
But don't worry, soon enough you'll be back in your pen kek
2 months ago
Anonymous
Not my problem.
Keep seething boomie.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks for acquiescing your loss, my homosexualy friend
2 months ago
Anonymous
>no argument just attempts to claim victory >if I keep repeating my lie it will become true >I will never face reality
boomie you okay? you okay? you okay boomie?
2 months ago
Anonymous
Had two boomers laugh at me for WFH >hurrr durrr “I can’t imagine telling my boss I’m just going to come in whenever
You can tell it easily enrages and upsets them that people can be productive and drown out the nonsense. Kek, boomers are cattle.
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And so that energy goes into diligently working for 8 hours rather than doing the bare minimum while faffing about on the internet, playing vidya, or watching TV? Office workers are just THAT honest and altruistic?
WFH gets so much more out of a white collar group of employees that it's absurd that we're going to hobble ourselves so Shekelstein can keep his property value up. It's not exactly a secret that most of the time in an office is wasted, most employees have 2-3 hours of real work a day to do, it would be more effective to consider them "on call" because you never know when you need that 2-3 hours during the day, but for a salaried employee you can't really justify that, so most people waste time and try to look busy. There's also no end of personal drama and bullshit that makes productivity worse, to say nothing of office politics in general. With WFH all of that is eliminated, employees don't need to be hunted down for stuff, and people are a lot more willing to pull the extra hours when they don't have to commute and be in a space they can't control. Also sick days and errand days are pretty much a thing of the past, for example if my kid had a thing or I had a doctor's appointment before, that would be at least half a day of work missed. Now it's like an hour. >hurr durr outsource jerbs to India
India is fricking awful at everything, my employer already lost tens of millions trying to get Pajeet to do work he's just not capable of doing. Current management has a once bitten twice shy approach to any discussion of the Hindus.
>because it served as proof of concept that WFH workers are more efficient than office workers.
You are woefully out of touch with reality if you think this is the case. WFH was utterly disastrous in nearly every industry that switched over.
Small casual offices in the city are really like this. I worked at a plastics supply company and it was very similar in vibe. Most people were around mid 20s-early 30s and the work wasn't too demanding. So people would gossip, hook up, etc all the time. I got to frick a couple of QTs even though it's a terrible idea to sleep around at work.
I work at big pharma and it's just pure boring. 90% of the people there just block their calendars with 40 hours of meetings that they don't need to be in so they look busy. They probably even think they are busy. All these meetings have at least 10 people, but somehow never the person that can decide on the issue at hand.
Most including me have kids and are total bores.
There's unironically maybe 10% of people there doing meaningful work.
Calvinbrains hate WFH for the same reason Hopper demanded they go back to the Ant colony in A Bugs Life even though they didn't need to
WFH isn't unproductive at all, if anything it increases productivity. But it creates a problem: it makes work suck less. Work is supposed to suck to the Calvinbrain. Not just as a religious experience for them, but as a means of power and control over you. Work needs to suck. You need to go through the shitty commute and the office HR hags and the workplace humiliation rituals. If you don't, you might start to remember you're a human being with dignity and start demanding even more rights and concessions, you might even *gasp* want worker democracy! And if that happens, their whole house of cards collapses.
Calvinism created the culture that fetishizes work for work's sake, privileges the status quo as "natural" and anything trying to change it as bad, and sees accumulation of wealth as a sign of moral superiority and poverty as a moral failure as a consequence of his predestination theology
No, you are there to make money for shekelstein.
Then go home to a house you can barely afford and waste your life away with goyslop and watching Black personball.
Your wife probably cheats on you and your kids hate you because you can’t get the their fancy ZOG trinkets and electronic israelite devices.
What should we do about it?
Thanks for your opinion NEET, enjoy your next goon session and flailing unto a section 8 apartment after your mom dies
Enjoy your tunnels, moishe.
Not like you deserve better.
Most of your ancestors were peasants and died in their 40s, be grateful.
No, its more like:
>thank you for your hard work anon! You lined shekelbergs pockets so he could buy another vacation property. Here are diversity hires 1 and 2, they will be managing your new team for twice your salary!
(both of which will be moronic shitskins, women, and/or trannies)
>get fired after 1 year
Unironically this, my manager is a woman, her manager is a woman, that lady’s manager is also a woman.
Working with women is “okay” as long as they’re a secretary or an office assistant. Women are not good decision makers and logical.
They’re emotional and make decisions based off of that. I’d like to think someday we can get back to having them making sandwiches in the kitchen.
Based, women are property and belong in the homestead.
Welcome to Wiemerica
I hate women in the workplace holy shit
They don't care as much about getting the job done. They want to enforce social hierarchies (which is what corporate really likes nowadays idiot drones who just toe the line). Extremely feminized cattiness and backstabbing culture.
God forbid you give them the ick. Then they'll start all the nonsensical social assassination
I saw this at my last job and if it wasn’t an internship that would have effected my career I would’ve told them to all to eat shit and die. I was barely given any work because the women interns were given the load (and completely sucked at it). They would sit and talk all day and nothing would get done. I had customers blowing up my email asking where the hell their shit is. I was the one that was stuck explaining it.
At the end of they day they hired all of the women on outside of college because they were cliqued up and had a little social club. I didn’t get so much as an interview.
Corporate America is a israelites wet dream
Not to mention all of the men in the office have taken on this backstabbing culture and are too effeminate to tell you if they have a problem to your face.
>Not to mention all of the men in the office have taken on this backstabbing culture and are too effeminate to tell you if they have a problem to your face.
This pisses me off the most. Introducing women in a male environment will always destroy it. The camaraderie vibe and brotherhood gets tossed out and everyone becomes a hypercompetitive monkey brain because they smell pussy.
They also try to act like they’re discrete when they’re trying to frick their female coworkers but they’re as subtle as a baboon. The sad thing is most of those guys are married.
Didn't take long for the thread to devolve into seething at people who has sex
As expected
I have a wife you moronic homosexual.
>being an incel even when married
Brutal
>At the end of they day they hired all of the women on outside of college because they were cliqued up and had a little social club. I didn’t get so much as an interview.
No shit you dummy. That's how corporate America has worked for the last 50 years. It's not about what you know, it's about who you know.
The people that are at that top 1% of knowledge level on a subject can coast on their knowledge/skill, but everyone else is chum in the water, so either buddy up with your boss or get to looking for a new job because you're completely replaceable.
>NOOOO IM GONNA HIRE THE BIGGEST SOCIOPATH INSTEAD OF THE EARNEST WORKER
>WHY IS MY ECONOMY COLLAPSING BECAUSE OF ALL THE MAKE WORK JOBS AND SCAMMERS
the eternal boomer
Raytheon is certainly a ‘real’ company and BRICS knows it
wait till you get the ultimate stack
>White woman
>White guy who she relies on to do the work under her
>Indian woman
>Indian man
>Indian man
>White women all the way down
thats the modern stack baby and its fricked because all the indians are trying to either get kick backs from their outsourcing companies or outright replace all white workers
>that scene where roy tries to attack jim
I wish dwight had been away from the office and roy had caved jims skull in with a baseball bat and sawed his face off with a serrated K-bar knife while doing satanic chants
what the hell
>t.
>its somehow reddit to condemn some schizo making up fantasies of people being brutally killed
I hope both he and you are on watchlists
Seek help
based as frick
There is a comment like this in almost every office thread now…is this some sort of troony discord spammer?
For sure man. God I fricking Jim.
Seriously, every character I could probably at least talk to in the break room. Dwight is a goof but at least he's sincere. Jim does nothing, doesn't hide it but cries like a b***h when he doesn't get promoted. It's ridiculous. Pushing Andy to his limit and just going along with golly gee what's wrong with him. It's kind of shocking Dwight never tells him seriously knock it off or I'll knock your teeth out. People like Jim really should have their throats slit in front of their families.
Yes and no. You're more likely to run into social rejects whose hobbies consist of watching streamers and collecting Funko pops. Plus office culture mostly died after Covid, because it served as proof of concept that WFH workers are more efficient than office workers. Most office workers these days would rather frick off and work from their pod at home.
nobody really liked having to face coworkers that only irritate them. And to some degree you can still socialise with the ones you like through things outside work.
HR & supervisors like in-office and they WILL pull you back to your commute
>WFH workers are more efficient than office workers
"work"from home people desperate to try and avoud having to do actual work in this thread lol
Basically every study has shown that efficiency improves for a week or two, and then steadily decreases below baseline. It's insane that WFHcels are trying to con people into thinking they're not fricking around at home when there's nobody to supervise them
>Basically every study has shown
Study by who? Corporate backed researchers and paid off media? lmao dude get real
You sincerely think people work harder when they're at home, surrounded by distractions, with nobody to supervise or hold them accountable? Do you think people actually believe this?
>no energy wasted in the commute
>no energy wasted on office chitchat
>no energy wasted on niceties
>no energy wasted in other nonsense
>get on the computer and do your job
boomers hate it because they it's harder to emotionally blackmail and bully people WFH
>no energy wasted in the commute
>no energy wasted on office chitchat
>no energy wasted on niceties
>no energy wasted in other nonsense
>More time spent on watching inane shit on youtube/instagram/whatever and doing your chores during work hours
Did they finish the job they were tasked with?
Then stop complaining lmao.
>t-the suffering i-is the p-point
boomer brains I swear
if you can frick around for 7 hours during your workday and still finish your tasks, you don't have a sufficient workload and should fix that
>but it's the companys responsibility to manage workloads!!!
And how the frick are they supposed to do that when you're sitting at home playing videogames on company time while using programs to simulate work activity?
But don't worry, soon enough you'll be back in your pen kek
Not my problem.
Keep seething boomie.
Thanks for acquiescing your loss, my homosexualy friend
>no argument just attempts to claim victory
>if I keep repeating my lie it will become true
>I will never face reality
boomie you okay? you okay? you okay boomie?
Had two boomers laugh at me for WFH
>hurrr durrr “I can’t imagine telling my boss I’m just going to come in whenever
You can tell it easily enrages and upsets them that people can be productive and drown out the nonsense. Kek, boomers are cattle.
And so that energy goes into diligently working for 8 hours rather than doing the bare minimum while faffing about on the internet, playing vidya, or watching TV? Office workers are just THAT honest and altruistic?
Everyone secretly knows WFH is just free holiday, but the people who let you WFH are also WFH. We're just stealing corpo money basically.
Why do you think C-suite is pushing back against WFH so hard if it's supposed to be efficient lol
>Inb4 corporate real estate
literally me now
WFH gets so much more out of a white collar group of employees that it's absurd that we're going to hobble ourselves so Shekelstein can keep his property value up. It's not exactly a secret that most of the time in an office is wasted, most employees have 2-3 hours of real work a day to do, it would be more effective to consider them "on call" because you never know when you need that 2-3 hours during the day, but for a salaried employee you can't really justify that, so most people waste time and try to look busy. There's also no end of personal drama and bullshit that makes productivity worse, to say nothing of office politics in general. With WFH all of that is eliminated, employees don't need to be hunted down for stuff, and people are a lot more willing to pull the extra hours when they don't have to commute and be in a space they can't control. Also sick days and errand days are pretty much a thing of the past, for example if my kid had a thing or I had a doctor's appointment before, that would be at least half a day of work missed. Now it's like an hour.
>hurr durr outsource jerbs to India
India is fricking awful at everything, my employer already lost tens of millions trying to get Pajeet to do work he's just not capable of doing. Current management has a once bitten twice shy approach to any discussion of the Hindus.
>because it served as proof of concept that WFH workers are more efficient than office workers.
You are woefully out of touch with reality if you think this is the case. WFH was utterly disastrous in nearly every industry that switched over.
>t. middle manager
Im working from home right now. Im not doing shit.
Yes Ivan, we know you’re raiding
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Small casual offices in the city are really like this. I worked at a plastics supply company and it was very similar in vibe. Most people were around mid 20s-early 30s and the work wasn't too demanding. So people would gossip, hook up, etc all the time. I got to frick a couple of QTs even though it's a terrible idea to sleep around at work.
This, but they're also a kind of purgatory. No one really wants to be there, so everyone just kind of tries to make the best of it.
I worked for a big corporation that asked us to provide our vaccination card. I walked out of the door that day and never looked back.
Now I live on government assistance, jerk off, and drink all day.
You should stop drinking
I work at big pharma and it's just pure boring. 90% of the people there just block their calendars with 40 hours of meetings that they don't need to be in so they look busy. They probably even think they are busy. All these meetings have at least 10 people, but somehow never the person that can decide on the issue at hand.
Most including me have kids and are total bores.
There's unironically maybe 10% of people there doing meaningful work.
no, the HR woman will try to make it like that, but everyone is just there to work
I'm in engineering (not software horseshit) and everyone is just a nerd trying to get the pile of shit on our plates done so we can go do nerd shit
Its not that exciting but the people are nice and can tlak about nerd shit which makes it tolerable
I wish I didn't fall for the software meme. It's basically just another office job
I'm in public sector or whatever you want to call it, building buildings and stuff
its not the most exciting thing but im actually creeating cool things for people that isn't to suck them of money
Calvinbrains hate WFH for the same reason Hopper demanded they go back to the Ant colony in A Bugs Life even though they didn't need to
WFH isn't unproductive at all, if anything it increases productivity. But it creates a problem: it makes work suck less. Work is supposed to suck to the Calvinbrain. Not just as a religious experience for them, but as a means of power and control over you. Work needs to suck. You need to go through the shitty commute and the office HR hags and the workplace humiliation rituals. If you don't, you might start to remember you're a human being with dignity and start demanding even more rights and concessions, you might even *gasp* want worker democracy! And if that happens, their whole house of cards collapses.
>I'm not getting paid to jerk off and play video games 5 days a week?
>damn Calvinists oppressing me n sheeit
your mammon-worshiping heresies will be wiped clean from the world and forgotten
Please go have sex
what does that have to do with calvinism?
Calvinism created the culture that fetishizes work for work's sake, privileges the status quo as "natural" and anything trying to change it as bad, and sees accumulation of wealth as a sign of moral superiority and poverty as a moral failure as a consequence of his predestination theology
you are legitimately moronic…you know that?
calvinists don't preach that you're predestined to be poor, just that you're predestined to be saved or not.
what the frick are you on about?
I think a calvinist fricked your mom and that is why you turned them into a boogeyjew
what have boomers done to this country
AHEM
No, all of those people were way more involved in one another's lives than the average office will be.
Mine has less schizos but more schizos and backstabbing
This show is what started the modernist idea of your workplace being a second family
Today, replace most of the male characters with fat dykes and single moms.