>Is your silly religion in the room with us right now?

>Is your silly religion in the room with us right now?
How do you respond without sounding autistic?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know, probably force choke him with my silly religion powers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is george raped the lore. The mandowhatevers are just chemicals or something, yoou can just inject them and get the force. Its like taking steroids and claiming god made you swole

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No there not chud

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, its in the lore they took blood samples and injecteted it into other beings and it worked for a while, they just never got to continue the exoeriments. Look up dr pershing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >yidsneyshit
            Lol of course they did

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes thats what starwars is

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Force choke him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      spbp
      >UH DUH LOOK HOW SMART AND COOL I SOUN-ACK!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be civilian
    >Invited to high level military debriefing
    >Choke an admiral

    Vader should be lucky he didn't get airlocked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      try airlocking me when I can tantrum a meteor shower out of the flooring you stand on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah like he was an ordinary civilian. the dude was the emperor's right hand man. it's like being vice president or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What was he vice president of?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Dark Side

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's an aristocrat, that guy is lucky Vader didn't just strip him of his rank and have him tortured.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lord
      >civilian

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting, the way he says "this Sith lord" not only implies that he has never heard of Darth Vader before but that there may be other Sith lords around.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man I feel bad for David Prowse. I don’t think his voice is so bad here it deserves to be laughed at

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody's going to sound great inside that thing. But even if they stuck an ADR of him overtop, he just doesn't have the gravitas that Jones' voice has.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Vader, baby, you sound upset... heh... why don't you just take a breather?
    > C'mon, pal, I'm just yankin' your chain! No need to get all choked up about it!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah, what's wrong, Vader? He's only busting yer balls a little. Can't you handle the heat?
      >OHHHH!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Now go home and get your fricking shinebox.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > Whad'ya think, Billy? Can I go home yet?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >it was among the sith
          >real greaseball shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is it with guys that look like this trying to talk shit to or blackmail people that can hurt them?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    C'MON VADER I'M JUST BREAKING YOUR BALLS A LITTLE BIT

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you put a sock on your neck, when he tries to force choke you he just gets the sock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Joke's on you, "my lord," I had a durable beskar tube inserted into my esophagus so you can't just choke me like I'm your wife!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >lowers hand from pointing at throat to pointing at crotch

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    force stroke his dick untill he cums, and everyone laughs at him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > I sense a disturbance in your pants, my old friend. It seems someone has fired their superlaser prematurely. Heh heh heh heh...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >subtly do it while you're yelling at him so it looks like he came in his pants just from getting told off by a man clad in black leather
      Vader

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >doubting supernatural stuff in a universe where theres a vast history of them and direct contact with magic monks
    Why did they act like that shit didnt exist when it was like 15 years ago in the time of a new hope, and the jedi were incredibly interactive through the whole universe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >15 years ago
      prequels weren't even an idea back then

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The rebellion was les than 20 years after the events of the clone wars, that guy should be old enough to remember actual jedi.

        Lucas is a moron and prequels NEVER fail to ruin what they're a prequel of somehow. Remember he was supposed to do two more trilogies after this one, but gave up and wrapped it all up in ROTJ because of his divorce.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The rebellion was les than 20 years after the events of the clone wars, that guy should be old enough to remember actual jedi.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because the Jedi were never meant to act as openly as they did in the prequels.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They don't work well as some known large scale intergalactic police force like they are in the PT. They should be a relatively small and also loose collective of warrior monks.

        While this is true George should have been aware of the events in the original movies and if he was a competent writer he'd never have allowed such a plot hole.

        George started the PT after sitting at LF surrounded by kids who;d grown up on SW he hired kissing his ass on a daily basis, he had nobody to tell him no, almost nothing but yes men and nobody pushing against him too hard in any way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "your father fought in the clone wars " doesn't mean there were hordes of jedi in the context of original trilogy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        While this is true George should have been aware of the events in the original movies and if he was a competent writer he'd never have allowed such a plot hole.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also Lando was originally a clone inspired by 007.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          aww hell naw you mean dem millions of clones were supposed to be zesty?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Zesty means gay, not black

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              > he doesn't know

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hang on.... weren't all these Imperial officers alive during the events of episode 3 when everyone knew what a Jedi was?

    Also, why did Sheev employ these people if they think his powers are a joke?

    I'm ready to apologise to George I just have questions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All the Jedi were evil and betrayed the republic, Vadar isn't evil and works for the empire therefore he can't be a jedi.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In this exchange they're talking about the Force and clairvoyance etc. I think it's clear they're both talking about Jedi powers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but the jedi were all evil traitors and why would the emperors friend be a Jedi? Just doesn't make sense to me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because he's the emperor and they know better than to question whoever the emperor decides is cool or not.

            Vader was basically a barely tolerated weirdo in the original concept, not the right hand of the emperor.

            >talk shit to giant mechanical weirdo that clearly has the power to frick your shit up physically or mentally
            Some autists you just don't frick with, anon.
            Like that 6'6 teenager that beat the frick out of his high school teacher for taking his nintendo away.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Because he's the emperor and they know better than to question whoever the emperor decides is cool or not.
              So why did the guy start giving Vader all that attitude?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't get the memo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that was the funniest shit i've ever seen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sheev's original concept is Richard Nixon and he wasnt a Sith at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What?????

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The more you realise that Star Wars was really about George Lucas b***hing about Richard Nixon's America and the Vietnam War the more you will get it thigs like Vader following Tarkin's orders instead of being in charge and other stuff.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What?????

        IIRC, the original idea for the Emperor was that he was just a corrupt and complicit, yet still largely ineffectual, figurehead for the Empire. Then that evolved into the Emperor having real power and influence.

        The script is actually interesting because it mentions a few points you aren't told in the film, like there were 8 senators sitting around that table and that Tarkin is the "governor of the Outland Regions". I wonder how those Imperial Senators felt Tarkin literally walked into the room and told them they've been abolished

        There's a whole lot of interesting bits like this in the various early drafts and scripts for the original Star Wars. George had a fair bit of the setting and backstory already set out in his head by them, even though a lot of it wouldn't be revealed for years afterwards. I think he'd certainly at least generally worked out how the Jedi, the Sith, and the Force all worked.
        He also reused a lot of names for characters and places in the early drafts later on down the line.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dark Horse did a series of a very early draft, was very good. Can see a lot of the ideas from the whole series mixed around.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he mock the 6'9 fricking robot that's the emperor's personal jester/servant/frickbuddy/frick shit up agent?
    Even if for some reason he didn't believe Vader could frick him up from across the room did he really think Vader wouldn't walk across the room and b***h slap him across the galaxy and no one would say a word to him?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vader was basically a barely tolerated weirdo in the original concept, not the right hand of the emperor.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Choke him using your religion.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > vader quietly walks into the weekly death star admin roast sesh wearing these

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lard Vader

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's nothing compared to Tarkin wearing bunny slippers while threatening to blow up Leia's homeworld

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > You will very shortly regret poking fun at my choice in loungewear, Princess. Meet me in the observation chamber in 15 minutes. I need to place a call to the Emperor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bruh quit trippin on my drippin, I'm a dark lord of the rizz frfr

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ate my fat old bosses pussy last night and feel gross, it was really hot in the moment because she had repeated one after the other orgasms.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do I get an employee to eat my pussy? I have a great body and I am tight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ask. But you put yourself in a vulnerable situation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is your quarterly reminder that the deathsticks guy's official star wars name

    was:
    Elan Sleazebaggano

    ELAN
    SLEAZEBAGGANO

    HIS OFFICIAL STAR WARS NAME

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      George's way of naming characters was based. We were robbed when those Game devs rejected the name Darth Icky.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The script is actually interesting because it mentions a few points you aren't told in the film, like there were 8 senators sitting around that table and that Tarkin is the "governor of the Outland Regions". I wonder how those Imperial Senators felt Tarkin literally walked into the room and told them they've been abolished

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >slimy looking
      Tagge was the most reasonable of all the people at that table. He said nothing but facts.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I made a copypasta of this scene once and it got screenshotted and posted to other sites. I had a coworker even share the post on his facebook by one of those pseudo Cinemaphile meme pages a few years ago. I regret not keeping the post

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Force choke him
    >I find your lack of faith... disturbing.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By force-crashing this Star Destroyer

    WITH NO SURVIVORS!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dr Evazan? I'm ISB.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't tell if this is Darth Malgus or Darth Bane

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell that motherfricker that I won the Boonta Eve Classic with my eyes closed then ask him what he's done with his pathetic life outside of getting pitty promotions from pure nepotism.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't have any people. I'm alone.
    >*Imperial Officer looks thoughtfully at datascreen*
    >*gingerly puts his fingers to the screen, begins typing*
    >Black person...
    >*looks at Han*
    >homosexual...
    >*looks at screen*
    >Approved. Proceed to transport ID 83 for the Naval Academy at Carida. Good luck, Black person homosexual. We'll have you flying in no time

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