It is real. I love my girlfriend dearly and I'm overwhelmed with guilt every time I cheat but I can't stop. I see the chance to frick a woman and I take it, even if I'm not attracted to her.
>sex addiction isn't real
Yes it is. >I'll believe in sex addiction if I ever meet a guy who can't eat hotdogs because he can't help but shove them up his ass.
That's not sex, moron. That's masturbation at most.
>Yes it is.
No it isn't. That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. >That's not sex, moron. That's masturbation at most.
So?
It exists. I dated a girl once who was a genuine nympho who would demand sex at least three times a day. You might think that sounds "sick" or "cool", I did for the first week as well. It ends up being a chore and your dick gets raw and sore, always worrying that if you don't subject yourself to further wiener torture that she'll either leave or cheat on you.
That's not "sex addiction". That's liking sex a lot.
low T
you post Trump but you must be a low energy Jeb! Republican
t. has never had to juggle fricking multiple times a day every day with keeping a normal schedule and not grinding your wiener until it's red. This is not a brag, I'm telling you it's not worth it and it stops being fun
>I'll believe in sex addiction if I ever meet a guy who can't eat hotdogs because he can't help but shove them up his ass.
That's literally every homosexual.
Sex addiction only exists in females and gay males,
I’ve never met a straight man that would qualify.
Sexual compulsion is not addiction btw.
He key sign of addiction is it runs your life, like you stay home to Jack off instead of work and end up getting fired,, and it happens again
Literal language uses words exactly according to their direct, straightforward, or conventionally accepted meanings or denotation. Figurative (or non-literal) language uses words in a way that deviates from their conventionally accepted definitions in order to convey a more complex meaning or a heightened effect.
He had a normal amount of sex for a human male.
The wild stuff is women would have sex with swans and claim it was Zeus in animal form. A lot of fan art about that story.
greek gods were just like humans but with powers, affinities and immortality. They acted many times on a whim becaususe guess what, they're gods and none can judge them. Zeus fricked mortal girls and ahd a shitton of bastards, because he kenw he can just fly down from olymp and frick whatever he wanted and NONE could even stop or judge him except for Hera getting mad for century or two
christian principles were easy to understand and decent in core aka don't be a c**t and all will be alright. It also got forced, because when emperor becomes christian himself, you don't really wan't to be a loyalist to old beliefs
also for average legionare or plebian, you had a pantheon of converter greek gods to fit roman beliefs - gods that are literal c**ts that can support your enemy on battlefield just for fun or destroy your farmfields because they deemed your offering not great enough. meanwhile christians offered a god that's a single omnipotent guy who also(at that time) required offerings, but it was easy to udnerstand that god should be something thats beyond comprehension of a mortal, and not just a "immortal" mortal
But for real, it was mainly because emperor took it as official new religion
>the cartoon omitted the part that Hercules was a rape bastard >Hera wasn't a loving mother but wanted Herc dead and sabotaged him in every way she could >didn't show Hercs demise where he killed his family them himself because of PTSD
because it's a movie for kids, and a classic disney one at that before they went full moron. Imagine having hades as a flaming moron and not an actual wise guy who took his time judging dead person. Even if you consider his wife
Christianity just copied the tragedy of Iphigenia and made it about some Aramaic israelite while syncretising with every Pagan belief system it encountered.
>tens of thousands of years worshiping furry rapists lead to.. nothing >2000 years of Jesus lead to you, on the internet, in an air conditioned room, in a safe society
>tens of thousands of years worshiping furry rapists lead to.. nothing
The Aryan conquests and the Greco-Roman world. Also everything that you like about Christianity is just stuff that's intriniscally European. Whites would've invented the internet without it, of course.
>t.knows nothing about history or the religion he’s proselytising
Why did Christianity steal the holy ghost from the Ancient Greek God Thanatos and apply it to the Trisagion? Seems a bit weird that this mutt religion steals the marketable part of other religious beliefs
I don't waste my time with fanfiction. Please provide a source (you CAN use WOKE-apedia)
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Anonymous
>What is the Trisagion >why is the άθάνατος (Holy Ghost for non Koine Greek scholars) conveniently named almost exactly after Θάνατος
homie I spent my entire childhood being drilled by Orthodox priests, what makes you think your semen slurping interpretation of liturgy is worth listening to?
1 week ago
Anonymous
>raised "Orthodox"
Is that supposed to impress me?
1 week ago
Anonymous
I accept your concession, maybe one day you’ll read the Bible in the true language of God, but until then you’re just as Pagan as the Nordcuck Vikings were
1 week ago
Anonymous
Whatever helps you sleep at night. I pray that you return to the One Church. Until then, enjoy worshipping ugly pictures you claim are "icons" instead of "idols "
1 week ago
Anonymous
>one true church
Enjoy your pastor gay marriage, crypto israelite, maybe learn something about the religion you claim to follow one of these days
1 week ago
Anonymous
May God have mercy on your soul.
1 week ago
Anonymous
He won’t be showing any on yours
1 week ago
Anonymous
You claim to know God's mercy?
1 week ago
Anonymous
You certainly seem offended that I’ve returned your vague platitude about God’s mercy unto yourself. I don’t worry myself about what Pagans think, generally speaking.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I'm not offended. Just worried. For your soul. You claim you have more knowledge than Jesus Christ, yet call me a pagan.
You will be in my prayers tonight.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Keep me out of your goo gab pagan prayers, don’t drag any more unfortunate souls out of the Kingdom of Heaven with you.
1 week ago
Anonymous
The Kingdom of Heaven is reserved for those of the One Chuch.
Unlike you, I do not consider myself superior to the Words of Christ.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>the one church
And it ain’t yours, NEXT
1 week ago
Anonymous
The One Church belongs to Christ.
1 week ago
Anonymous
And you’re not a member because you’re essentially a Pagan. You can’t even follow the Eucharist properly you monkey
1 week ago
Anonymous
>let me tell you about your religion that I hate
1 week ago
Anonymous
no that fine, you called it a thieving mutt though. nobody would call their own faith a "mutt".
So this is your cope now? You’re getting pretty desperate if you’re going to conflate my dislike of reformation Christianity to disliking all Christianity.
1 week ago
Anonymous
i have no skin in the game, I just saw you started by saying >Seems a bit weird that this mutt religion steals the marketable part of other religious beliefs
so I think youre being disingenuous. I dont think anyone has an issue pointing out syncretic beliefs but the language is just pure redditisraelite shit. youre larping
1 week ago
Anonymous
Look, Americans and their mutt people and their muttification of Christianity is fricking annoying, sorry if you don’t like the truth as it’s presented. I can live with the contradictions in my faith but I can’t abide someone handwaving like we were all savage cave people before Constantine converted Rome.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I agree with all that, I guess I just misunderstood what you were saying
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yes sorry, I don’t think I made my point very well sometimes
1 week ago
Anonymous
And you’re not a member because you’re essentially a Pagan. You can’t even follow the Eucharist properly you monkey
>it's another compelling episode of shitskin teenagers arguing about which type of Abrahamism is "epic" and "based" and why the others are "cucked" and "cringe"
I hate reruns
1 week ago
Anonymous
Black person you literally insulted the religion youre now larping as following, f off
1 week ago
Anonymous
He's a fedora atheist.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>noticing the continuity in the Greek church is a bad thing
Whatever bro, keep pretending you’re a Christian
1 week ago
Anonymous
no that fine, you called it a thieving mutt though. nobody would call their own faith a "mutt".
>the cartoon omitted the part that Hercules was a rape bastard >Hera wasn't a loving mother but wanted Herc dead and sabotaged him in every way she could >didn't show Hercs demise where he killed his family them himself because of PTSD
Why is one framework of reality >our loving father sacrificed himself for our sins
while another is >jersey shore super beings use us to constantly get one over on each other
It's actually >asexual israelite rabbi dies childless but comes back to life because he's the son of Israeli national god Yahweh
vs >warlord of the cosmos commits rape and murder just like the aryan warlords that worship him
Idk about you, but if I was a commoner (the vast majority), I would definitely side with Jesus over Zeus.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yeah slave morality vs master morality
1 week ago
Anonymous
Which created the modern world, again?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Why don't you tell us?
1 week ago
Anonymous
I see a church down my street. I see Hercules in a cartoon (a bastardized version which is more canon in public perception than actual history, created by Christians for entertainment). Which won?
1 week ago
Anonymous
I see trannies in my kid's school and Black folks living off my tax money. We all know who won.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I don't recall Jesus ever advocating your lifestyle. I do see Zeus disguising himself as an animal to rape women (because he was scared to do it as himself?)
Paganism is gay.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>I do see Zeus disguising himself as an animal to rape women (because he was scared to do it as himself?)
he was just a furry
the other gods had little problem being rapists while looking like themselves
1 week ago
Anonymous
You idolize a furry.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I don't worship zeus
1 week ago
Anonymous
I didn't say "worship"
lrn2read
1 week ago
Anonymous
>uhh so slave morality actually built the modern world but uhh that doesn't mean it's responsible for troons and infinite nog charity
Do you even know what slave morality means?
1 week ago
Anonymous
I know what it means. I even cross-referenced my thoughts with multiple definitions I found off a web search.
How about YOU tell me what YOU think it is. I'll even let you use modern technology (not created by pagans) to support yourself.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>he had to google it
Oh no... why did you engage at all? There's no point in this conversation you don't even know what I'm talking about.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Answer
The
Question
.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>engage with me after I admitted I have no clue what I'm trying to argue about
No.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Your reading comprehension is pathetic.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>There is neither israelite nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. Galatians 3:28
1 week ago
Anonymous
Sounds like a recipe for a better, more peaceful society than a furry god raping people for shirts and giggles
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yeah a society full of troons and fatties and infinite brown people welfare payments.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yeah, you would totes survive in Roman times and would even be a high-ranking official.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yeah I absolutely would. Sorry you have to project your inferiority onto other people.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Post body and genealogy
1 week ago
Anonymous
>after you refuse to doxx yourself I'll declare victory
Go ahead, you've already proven my original point. Nothing left to be said here.
1 week ago
Anonymous
So you would NOT be able to prove you're more than a commoner.
1 week ago
Anonymous
made by atheists yeah
1 week ago
Anonymous
Atheists who have the same slave morality as christians, taken to even more moronic extremes.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>a furry god raping people for shirts and giggles
so fricking based
He kills himself because the Hydra's blood isn't strong enough to finish him off, just leave him in agony so he builds and lights his own funeral pyre.
1. We made that up
2. So does any random person who had a child that far back. You and me share a common ancestor if we go far enough back. You and me share hundreds of common ancestors if we go slightl farther back.
It's not a testament to his own rapacity, it's just the birthday problem in reverse.
Just the 9 legitimate children he had were enough to be that prolific. He didn't need rape babies.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Implying he didnt shag whomever, wherever and whenever he wanted
Anon pls
1 week ago
Anonymous
I guess my point is it doesn't matter if he did
the average peasant also has 16 million living descendants, many of whom are the same people
in time, you either sire most of the human race or none of it
1 week ago
Anonymous
And my point is "rape babies are common in ancient times"
Sex addiction isn't real. I'll believe in sex addiction if I ever meet a guy who can't eat hotdogs because he can't help but shove them up his ass.
But "people" like that do exist.
It is real. I love my girlfriend dearly and I'm overwhelmed with guilt every time I cheat but I can't stop. I see the chance to frick a woman and I take it, even if I'm not attracted to her.
That's normal. Why would you not take a chance at sex?
>sex addiction isn't real
Yes it is.
>I'll believe in sex addiction if I ever meet a guy who can't eat hotdogs because he can't help but shove them up his ass.
That's not sex, moron. That's masturbation at most.
>Yes it is.
No it isn't. That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
>That's not sex, moron. That's masturbation at most.
So?
>doesn't know about blondelashes19
ngmi
It exists. I dated a girl once who was a genuine nympho who would demand sex at least three times a day. You might think that sounds "sick" or "cool", I did for the first week as well. It ends up being a chore and your dick gets raw and sore, always worrying that if you don't subject yourself to further wiener torture that she'll either leave or cheat on you.
low T
you post Trump but you must be a low energy Jeb! Republican
The type of nympho girl that's addicted to being degraded and lickimg hairy man ass is a real treat but exceedingly rare
>real treat
I couldn't stand to be in the same room as someone who has ever licked any ass, ever. Fricking disgusting.
That's not "sex addiction". That's liking sex a lot.
you have a low libido
t. has never had to juggle fricking multiple times a day every day with keeping a normal schedule and not grinding your wiener until it's red. This is not a brag, I'm telling you it's not worth it and it stops being fun
I'm not saying it wasn't bad. I'm saying it wasn't an addiction.
>I'll believe in sex addiction if I ever meet a guy who can't eat hotdogs because he can't help but shove them up his ass.
That's literally every homosexual.
Sex addiction only exists in females and gay males,
I’ve never met a straight man that would qualify.
Sexual compulsion is not addiction btw.
He key sign of addiction is it runs your life, like you stay home to Jack off instead of work and end up getting fired,, and it happens again
Is this zeus sex addict thing accurate or just atheists strawmanning ancient religion to trivialise it?
Do they not teach Grecco-Roman mythology in public school anymore? Zues had many bastards, most through literal rape.
>most through literal rape.
the one time figurative rape was more correct. missed opportunity there, just like your puberty.
Literal language uses words exactly according to their direct, straightforward, or conventionally accepted meanings or denotation. Figurative (or non-literal) language uses words in a way that deviates from their conventionally accepted definitions in order to convey a more complex meaning or a heightened effect.
Read a book, incel
you're wrong, uncreative, and will never, ever be a woman.
I accept your concession. I know the dictionary is scary, but double checking yourself makes you not look like a moron spewing buzzwords.
Literally moronic.
If I'm moronic, yet I beat you, what dies that make you? Self owned
youre supposed to pay attention in class
They don't teach Grecco-Roman mythology in school anymore. It took time away from Gender, racial, and Holocaust classes
I had a test where I had to fill out the entire mythology family tree (Greek AND Roman names)
It was less of a waste of time than what they're teaching nowadays.
He had a normal amount of sex for a human male.
The wild stuff is women would have sex with swans and claim it was Zeus in animal form. A lot of fan art about that story.
Read a book. He was a horny god but also a lot more.
>was
did he really exist tho
>2024
>zoomers doesn't know absic myth
greek gods were just like humans but with powers, affinities and immortality. They acted many times on a whim becaususe guess what, they're gods and none can judge them. Zeus fricked mortal girls and ahd a shitton of bastards, because he kenw he can just fly down from olymp and frick whatever he wanted and NONE could even stop or judge him except for Hera getting mad for century or two
And people wonder why the Greeks/Romans converted to Christianity in mass
christian principles were easy to understand and decent in core aka don't be a c**t and all will be alright. It also got forced, because when emperor becomes christian himself, you don't really wan't to be a loyalist to old beliefs
also for average legionare or plebian, you had a pantheon of converter greek gods to fit roman beliefs - gods that are literal c**ts that can support your enemy on battlefield just for fun or destroy your farmfields because they deemed your offering not great enough. meanwhile christians offered a god that's a single omnipotent guy who also(at that time) required offerings, but it was easy to udnerstand that god should be something thats beyond comprehension of a mortal, and not just a "immortal" mortal
But for real, it was mainly because emperor took it as official new religion
because it's a movie for kids, and a classic disney one at that before they went full moron. Imagine having hades as a flaming moron and not an actual wise guy who took his time judging dead person. Even if you consider his wife
Mithras being very compatible / rip off-able for early Christianity also helped
Norse mythology was so fricked up that it was almost entirely deleted from the Earth.
Christianity just copied the tragedy of Iphigenia and made it about some Aramaic israelite while syncretising with every Pagan belief system it encountered.
>tens of thousands of years worshiping furry rapists lead to.. nothing
>2000 years of Jesus lead to you, on the internet, in an air conditioned room, in a safe society
>tens of thousands of years worshiping furry rapists lead to.. nothing
The Aryan conquests and the Greco-Roman world. Also everything that you like about Christianity is just stuff that's intriniscally European. Whites would've invented the internet without it, of course.
Yet where are they now?
>And the aryan chariotlords? Where are they now?
>Ya lookin' at em
>t.knows nothing about history or the religion he’s proselytising
Why did Christianity steal the holy ghost from the Ancient Greek God Thanatos and apply it to the Trisagion? Seems a bit weird that this mutt religion steals the marketable part of other religious beliefs
I don't waste my time with fanfiction. Please provide a source (you CAN use WOKE-apedia)
>What is the Trisagion
>why is the άθάνατος (Holy Ghost for non Koine Greek scholars) conveniently named almost exactly after Θάνατος
homie I spent my entire childhood being drilled by Orthodox priests, what makes you think your semen slurping interpretation of liturgy is worth listening to?
>raised "Orthodox"
Is that supposed to impress me?
I accept your concession, maybe one day you’ll read the Bible in the true language of God, but until then you’re just as Pagan as the Nordcuck Vikings were
Whatever helps you sleep at night. I pray that you return to the One Church. Until then, enjoy worshipping ugly pictures you claim are "icons" instead of "idols "
>one true church
Enjoy your pastor gay marriage, crypto israelite, maybe learn something about the religion you claim to follow one of these days
May God have mercy on your soul.
He won’t be showing any on yours
You claim to know God's mercy?
You certainly seem offended that I’ve returned your vague platitude about God’s mercy unto yourself. I don’t worry myself about what Pagans think, generally speaking.
I'm not offended. Just worried. For your soul. You claim you have more knowledge than Jesus Christ, yet call me a pagan.
You will be in my prayers tonight.
Keep me out of your goo gab pagan prayers, don’t drag any more unfortunate souls out of the Kingdom of Heaven with you.
The Kingdom of Heaven is reserved for those of the One Chuch.
Unlike you, I do not consider myself superior to the Words of Christ.
>the one church
And it ain’t yours, NEXT
The One Church belongs to Christ.
And you’re not a member because you’re essentially a Pagan. You can’t even follow the Eucharist properly you monkey
>let me tell you about your religion that I hate
So this is your cope now? You’re getting pretty desperate if you’re going to conflate my dislike of reformation Christianity to disliking all Christianity.
i have no skin in the game, I just saw you started by saying
>Seems a bit weird that this mutt religion steals the marketable part of other religious beliefs
so I think youre being disingenuous. I dont think anyone has an issue pointing out syncretic beliefs but the language is just pure redditisraelite shit. youre larping
Look, Americans and their mutt people and their muttification of Christianity is fricking annoying, sorry if you don’t like the truth as it’s presented. I can live with the contradictions in my faith but I can’t abide someone handwaving like we were all savage cave people before Constantine converted Rome.
I agree with all that, I guess I just misunderstood what you were saying
Yes sorry, I don’t think I made my point very well sometimes
>it's another compelling episode of shitskin teenagers arguing about which type of Abrahamism is "epic" and "based" and why the others are "cucked" and "cringe"
I hate reruns
Black person you literally insulted the religion youre now larping as following, f off
He's a fedora atheist.
>noticing the continuity in the Greek church is a bad thing
Whatever bro, keep pretending you’re a Christian
no that fine, you called it a thieving mutt though. nobody would call their own faith a "mutt".
>It's the israelite worship that made Whites great!
christcuck golems should be exterminated
>Ay ese it only because Hayzeus dat gringos invent de internets homes
Christspanics need to be purged
Based Zeus
>the cartoon omitted the part that Hercules was a rape bastard
>Hera wasn't a loving mother but wanted Herc dead and sabotaged him in every way she could
>didn't show Hercs demise where he killed his family them himself because of PTSD
Why is one framework of reality
>our loving father sacrificed himself for our sins
while another is
>jersey shore super beings use us to constantly get one over on each other
jersey shore super beings is really funny
good band name
It's actually
>asexual israelite rabbi dies childless but comes back to life because he's the son of Israeli national god Yahweh
vs
>warlord of the cosmos commits rape and murder just like the aryan warlords that worship him
Idk about you, but if I was a commoner (the vast majority), I would definitely side with Jesus over Zeus.
Yeah slave morality vs master morality
Which created the modern world, again?
Why don't you tell us?
I see a church down my street. I see Hercules in a cartoon (a bastardized version which is more canon in public perception than actual history, created by Christians for entertainment). Which won?
I see trannies in my kid's school and Black folks living off my tax money. We all know who won.
I don't recall Jesus ever advocating your lifestyle. I do see Zeus disguising himself as an animal to rape women (because he was scared to do it as himself?)
Paganism is gay.
>I do see Zeus disguising himself as an animal to rape women (because he was scared to do it as himself?)
he was just a furry
the other gods had little problem being rapists while looking like themselves
You idolize a furry.
I don't worship zeus
I didn't say "worship"
lrn2read
>uhh so slave morality actually built the modern world but uhh that doesn't mean it's responsible for troons and infinite nog charity
Do you even know what slave morality means?
I know what it means. I even cross-referenced my thoughts with multiple definitions I found off a web search.
How about YOU tell me what YOU think it is. I'll even let you use modern technology (not created by pagans) to support yourself.
>he had to google it
Oh no... why did you engage at all? There's no point in this conversation you don't even know what I'm talking about.
Answer
The
Question
.
>engage with me after I admitted I have no clue what I'm trying to argue about
No.
Your reading comprehension is pathetic.
>There is neither israelite nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. Galatians 3:28
Sounds like a recipe for a better, more peaceful society than a furry god raping people for shirts and giggles
Yeah a society full of troons and fatties and infinite brown people welfare payments.
Yeah, you would totes survive in Roman times and would even be a high-ranking official.
Yeah I absolutely would. Sorry you have to project your inferiority onto other people.
Post body and genealogy
>after you refuse to doxx yourself I'll declare victory
Go ahead, you've already proven my original point. Nothing left to be said here.
So you would NOT be able to prove you're more than a commoner.
made by atheists yeah
Atheists who have the same slave morality as christians, taken to even more moronic extremes.
>a furry god raping people for shirts and giggles
so fricking based
Heracles (Hercules is the bastardized Roman god) didn't kill himself, his new wife accidently poisoned him
You're right. I was thinking of Hercules' first family. Which he did murder
He kills himself because the Hydra's blood isn't strong enough to finish him off, just leave him in agony so he builds and lights his own funeral pyre.
Most children in ancient times were rape babies you dolt, ever hear of Genghis Khan?
Khan did not rape. He was just an Uber Chad. He cared for his children despite there being hundreds
There's no real evidence ghengis khan contributed that much to the gene pool, it's just a fun myth
He has 16 million descendants, according to DNA
1. We made that up
2. So does any random person who had a child that far back. You and me share a common ancestor if we go far enough back. You and me share hundreds of common ancestors if we go slightl farther back.
It's not a testament to his own rapacity, it's just the birthday problem in reverse.
Just the 9 legitimate children he had were enough to be that prolific. He didn't need rape babies.
>Implying he didnt shag whomever, wherever and whenever he wanted
Anon pls
I guess my point is it doesn't matter if he did
the average peasant also has 16 million living descendants, many of whom are the same people
in time, you either sire most of the human race or none of it
And my point is "rape babies are common in ancient times"
Takes like this are why Plato wanted poets banished from the ideal state
>zeus was a rapist!
no he was just mediterranean
it's called having the libido of a GOD
not only did zeus account for probably half the rape in greek mythology, but he also really liked turning into an animal to have sex
He was just the average Indo-European steppe Chad
why does zeus need a cosh?
It's the masculine urge to create. Most modern "people" simply cannot understand.
>rapes a woman as a swan
>rapes woman as money
>rapes his sister
>rapes anything
You be the judge