Normally, if you are stung anywhere else on the body, you'll survive albeit in extreme agony and pain that wished you died. Him getting it right in the heart either speaks of the cosmos rebalancing all his prior good luck with dangerous animals, or he was trying to wrestle the stingray.
>he was trying to wrestle the stingray.
I've spent thousands of hours snorkeling and diving in Australia, stingrays are terrified of people and you'd literally have to manhandle it to get stung in the chest.
Would love to see the footage, I know it's out there still, hidden away. Shame it never got leaked.
Not him but it looks like a Shortfin Mako to me. Could be wrong.
Sharks are a whole different ballpark. It was determined that one could take out a crocodile, let alone a tiny stingray.
I've seen them in person and it's pretty disturbing. You could tell even a single bite would be an absolute b***h, and their teeth are like a set of stake knives.
crazy how the shark goes from completely invisible at 0:04 to right ontop of him at 0:05. is there any sauce on this? looks like the shark clipped the back of his head with its bottom row of teeth; might've split the guy's wig under the suit.
>he was trying to wrestle the stingray.
I've spent thousands of hours snorkeling and diving in Australia, stingrays are terrified of people and you'd literally have to manhandle it to get stung in the chest.
Would love to see the footage, I know it's out there still, hidden away. Shame it never got leaked.
why would you even get that close to a shark when it could at any moment lunge at you and drag you into the ocean.
>it could at any moment lunge at you
What's it going to do, kick off the water molecules with its shark legs? The extent of a shark's lunging is twisting its body around. To propel itself out of the water it needs to build momentum.
I honestly have to commend white people because they're the only ones who lack the common sense to be afraid of dangerous animals so they're also the only ones who study them
White men's inherent drive to do something worthwhile with their lives is why 99% of all scientific and technological innovations and discoveries have come from white men. No one cares if some random guys get eaten by a shark and especially no one cares if some random guys escape from a shark without being eaten. But everyone cares about a cool video of a shark eating a boat.
The behaviors and attitudes at the root of the white response of >holy shit i could die but this is really cool i gotta film it
is what's been driving the human race forward for the past few thousand years. This is the same dynamic as the non-white confusion at white people climbing mountains or building spaceships. This is why white biologists can go to countries where people have been living for hundreds of thousands of years and start discovering new species right and left: curiosity, fearlessness, and an urge to explore.
>if you are stung anywhere else on the body, you'll survive
pretty sure you die if you get stabbed in any major organ or blood vessel what the frick are you talking about
Naw, what kills you is pulling it out, which is what Steve did in a panic. If you get stabbed with something & it doesn't get pulled out until actual doctors are doing it your chances of surviving are actually pretty high. It's why they drill it into your head in kindergarten if you fall on a pencil to not pull it out
nah it's perfectly possible to survive getting stabbed in most parts of the body, even the head. that's why stabbing victims generally walk away with minimal permanent damage
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2911111/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3798182/
>people started killing sting rays en masse after he died
People really just can't take a god damn hint. Steve wouldn't have wanted people killing animals to avenge him.
Nah, blood for blood. Think enough have been killed to make up for the great loss, but that webm above your post makes me think we didn't drill the message deep enough in their homosexual water pancake brains.
I only learned about the barb after his death and it's fricking deceptive. I would never pet one while in the water ever again. At least the way the shark attacks is very straight forward. inb4 muh stats. Frick off with that.
>Comparing a president to an wildlife docu guy
Well tell us then /misc/Black person what happened? israeli crocodiles shot him for being always dominated by him or what?
HA TAKE THAT FOR BOTHERING THE MLEM MLEM STINGEROO YOU HUMAN CHUD!!! NEVERMIND DOING MORE FOR CONSERVATION THAN ME TIMES A HUNDRED!!! NOW MR SLITHER TIME TO DINE ON LIVE MOUSE!
Why are Cinemaphilegays like this?
One was the most raging homosexual I have ever met, with a colossal superiority complex. Thought himself better than anyone, and even when this manifested in harmless ways like how Timtams were the best thing in the world, it was obnoxious. Very irritating, very effeminately "bitchy" yknow? Looked like Antonio Inoki but dumb.
The other is a current housemate of mine. Myself and the third housemate think she's a twat. She's the loudest, and loudest footed person I've ever met, constantly on drugs, mercilessly bullies the other housemate, steals, never washes up, leaves cracked eggs in a bowl then puts the bowl on the stack of clean bowls, same with other fruit like dripping prunes but puts them in a colander and puts that on the stack of plates.
Accused someone of moving the dial on a clock to a different point than it was earlier in the day. It was a clock...
Certifiable dimwit. Asked me to steal from work the first week of knowing me. Slams the front door at 4 in the morning. Woman that looks like a man, also gay.
Treadwell. Irwin's death would have just been sad and short since it was just a sudden stab to his chest.
Treadwell tapes is a full 6 minutes of agonizing terror and pain as a man is getting torn into by a grizzly. Then a bit of his girlfriend's screaming as she gets eaten as well. THAT is the holy grail.
it hurts to see a cool and genuine white male die when there are a ton of non white subhumans that are still living
my subhuman race power ranking, from to worse to less worse
indians
muslims, of all sort
Black folk
spics
they all are at least ~10% irwin just living there. i camp around brown bears no problem but if i ever saw a 12 inch huntsman spider inside my house i'd fricking burn it down. nevermind that they are also apparently very attracted to car interiors' a/c vents. FRICK that.
too soon
this was the most important man in Australia
He's the only australian I know besides skippy
The bush kangaroo?
yes, the bouncy dog thing
Michael Hutchense?
Men At Work?
Nemo and Dory?
Australia went to shit after Steve Irwin died. That's not a coincidence
Not funny, mate.
>Not funny, mate.
Steve Irwin>>>bong Black personborough
No!
I actually got to go to his zoo. He was badass and white as shit.
if he had rehearsed this encounter, he might still be alive
Even as a kid I remember thinking he was going to slip up and die. I thought it would be a snake or spider though.
Hey guess who died!
44, that's a ripe old age for a crocodile hunter
Normally, if you are stung anywhere else on the body, you'll survive albeit in extreme agony and pain that wished you died. Him getting it right in the heart either speaks of the cosmos rebalancing all his prior good luck with dangerous animals, or he was trying to wrestle the stingray.
>he was trying to wrestle the stingray.
I've spent thousands of hours snorkeling and diving in Australia, stingrays are terrified of people and you'd literally have to manhandle it to get stung in the chest.
Would love to see the footage, I know it's out there still, hidden away. Shame it never got leaked.
what shark is this?
Not him but it looks like a Shortfin Mako to me. Could be wrong.
I've seen them in person and it's pretty disturbing. You could tell even a single bite would be an absolute b***h, and their teeth are like a set of stake knives.
could be a mako
what a troll
Cute see puppers
Would boop that snoot
>watch where you swimming, pinhead
crazy how the shark goes from completely invisible at 0:04 to right ontop of him at 0:05. is there any sauce on this? looks like the shark clipped the back of his head with its bottom row of teeth; might've split the guy's wig under the suit.
why would you even get that close to a shark when it could at any moment lunge at you and drag you into the ocean.
>it could at any moment lunge at you
What's it going to do, kick off the water molecules with its shark legs? The extent of a shark's lunging is twisting its body around. To propel itself out of the water it needs to build momentum.
It's beautiful
The footage leaked years ago. Here you go man. You have been warned though, it's not pretty.
ahahahaha c**t
you magnificent c**t
>barb position not anatomically accurate
Sad.
>tfw someone with a cool hobby and unique insight posts here and you don't have any good questions for him
He was behind it trying to get a shot of it swimming away but the ray stung him multiple times instead of just swimming away.
IIRC he touched the back of it so it would move.
>ray stung him multiple times instead of just swimming away.
C H A D
H
A
D
Did they died?
I honestly have to commend white people because they're the only ones who lack the common sense to be afraid of dangerous animals so they're also the only ones who study them
Yes we should be more cowardly
Well asians turn those dangerous animals into food
we all study human animals too
IM A SHARK OM NOM NOM HAHA IM A SHARK
>hello 😀
what the frick is wrong with cumskins?
>boat attacked
>about to be eaten
>better get some shots for instagram
White men's inherent drive to do something worthwhile with their lives is why 99% of all scientific and technological innovations and discoveries have come from white men. No one cares if some random guys get eaten by a shark and especially no one cares if some random guys escape from a shark without being eaten. But everyone cares about a cool video of a shark eating a boat.
The behaviors and attitudes at the root of the white response of
>holy shit i could die but this is really cool i gotta film it
is what's been driving the human race forward for the past few thousand years. This is the same dynamic as the non-white confusion at white people climbing mountains or building spaceships. This is why white biologists can go to countries where people have been living for hundreds of thousands of years and start discovering new species right and left: curiosity, fearlessness, and an urge to explore.
From what I’ve heard the reason it attacked was because the cameraman swam above it and made it feel boxed in.
>if you are stung anywhere else on the body, you'll survive
pretty sure you die if you get stabbed in any major organ or blood vessel what the frick are you talking about
Naw, what kills you is pulling it out, which is what Steve did in a panic. If you get stabbed with something & it doesn't get pulled out until actual doctors are doing it your chances of surviving are actually pretty high. It's why they drill it into your head in kindergarten if you fall on a pencil to not pull it out
Stingrays arent bees. Their stinger usually doesnt break off so there is nothing to pull out.
What moron kindergarten did you go to where they had to teach you how to deal with pencil stabbings?
nah it's perfectly possible to survive getting stabbed in most parts of the body, even the head. that's why stabbing victims generally walk away with minimal permanent damage
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2911111/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3798182/
If you are stabbed anywhere and theres internal bleeding you are given the drip until you die
Stingrays are as cool as they are flappy.
why does the big one at the aquarium let me pet it?
Doesn't feel threatened also I think they cut the barbs off those ones
shouldn't it still have a reflex to try to dry sting me if I do something wrong?
they're trained to interact with humans safely
I doubt they use a sting ray at a petting zoo. If you've seen a ray at a petting zoo it's probably another sort of ray, like a bat ray
Those are bat rays.
that's a relatively small one too
probably went through his entire hand
It's not rare that one of these goes through someone's entire foot. That's the most common area of injury.
And the attack itself is usually ineffective against it's main predator, the shark, which is kind of ironic
Sharks are a whole different ballpark. It was determined that one could take out a crocodile, let alone a tiny stingray.
Why does it look like he did that on purpose?
That stingray seemed pretty chill, could have probably picked it up gently from underneath.
He was trying to unhook it.
No one would get stung on purpose.
That brave wilderness homosexual would like to have a word with you.
He just does it because he's morbidly curious about pain.
There was zero reason to touch anywhere near the tail, when people hold them they usually grab them by gills right behind their eyes
It obviously wasn't "chill". It was stuck on a fish hook while being manhandled on dry land with no avenue of escape. Some of you really are moronic.
>think you're hard
>GET THE BARB
>people started killing sting rays en masse after he died
People really just can't take a god damn hint. Steve wouldn't have wanted people killing animals to avenge him.
dun care
they killed me mate
time to go extinct
People are fricking morons.
Shit like that pisses me off.
No wonder Enlil wanted wipe out mankind, he knew how fricking irritating people are.
Nah, blood for blood. Think enough have been killed to make up for the great loss, but that webm above your post makes me think we didn't drill the message deep enough in their homosexual water pancake brains.
>STING ROYS ARE COMPLETELY HOARMLESS.... CRIKey-ACK
>NEW RULE: don’t get stabbed in the heart by a stingray
Australia died from that fricking stupid thing we should genocide those creatures
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
WHO LIVES IN ONIONS UNDER THE SEA
BASEDBOB KEKPANTS
A BIG FAT homosexual WHO SHITS HIS PANTS
BASEDBOB KEKPANTS
>cares about animals(or so he claims)
>cant stop picking them up and harassing them
good riddance
It was tragic at the time
The last good Australian.
A hunter thread died for this
Bad bait.
>noooo not my heckin troonerino thread
Dude, what the frick? Not cool, man. Not cool. Get out of my party. NOW.
This dude was genuinely my idol when I was a kid.
Same
Stingrays aren't even that dangerous. Of all the animals that could've killed him...
>lowers guard once
>refuses to elaborate
>dies
I only learned about the barb after his death and it's fricking deceptive. I would never pet one while in the water ever again. At least the way the shark attacks is very straight forward. inb4 muh stats. Frick off with that.
>Stingrays aren't even that dangerous -ACK
Frick with animals and they might frick with you back. I'm glad he died because maybe it will teach others to show some respect.
how the frick do you crocodiles get internet?
justice has been served
this asiatic is so aggressively repulsive she's somehow growing on me
>Sso 72.webm
mental illness
who is her target audience?
is it just regular chink animal abusers, or is it western coomers?
Reckon its probably Chink and SEA Coomers who are just use to the aninal cruetly and just want to see some girls breasts
Why not both?
she has an incredible body
asiatics are fricking disgusting, every single one of them likes this type of "comedy" and are annoying af chewing their food like moronic cows
>2022
>people still believe a stingray killed steve irwin
uh huh and some random moron lone wolf shot JFK, right?
>please alex jones tell us more
well jfk got done by israel, was the stingray mossad afiliated?
Imagine if the israelites killed Steve with a weaponized stingray
>Comparing a president to an wildlife docu guy
Well tell us then /misc/Black person what happened? israeli crocodiles shot him for being always dominated by him or what?
His wife has never remarried. She's a smokeshow too. Guy really did have it all.
>She's a smokeshow too
she looked and sounded like a man, just like Chyna
Im pretty sure anon doesnt realize the smokeshow he is talking about is Steve's daughter, not his wife
HA TAKE THAT FOR BOTHERING THE MLEM MLEM STINGEROO YOU HUMAN CHUD!!! NEVERMIND DOING MORE FOR CONSERVATION THAN ME TIMES A HUNDRED!!! NOW MR SLITHER TIME TO DINE ON LIVE MOUSE!
Why are Cinemaphilegays like this?
THEY assassinated him
I loved Steve as a kid. Genuinely cried when I found out he died
I've only ever met two Australian people in my life, and they've both been utter twats. How many do I have to meet before I'm allowed to be racist?
Why did you dislike them? Aussies are usually pretty blunt and if you have a lot of insecurities you can't deal with you won't be able to cope
One was the most raging homosexual I have ever met, with a colossal superiority complex. Thought himself better than anyone, and even when this manifested in harmless ways like how Timtams were the best thing in the world, it was obnoxious. Very irritating, very effeminately "bitchy" yknow? Looked like Antonio Inoki but dumb.
The other is a current housemate of mine. Myself and the third housemate think she's a twat. She's the loudest, and loudest footed person I've ever met, constantly on drugs, mercilessly bullies the other housemate, steals, never washes up, leaves cracked eggs in a bowl then puts the bowl on the stack of clean bowls, same with other fruit like dripping prunes but puts them in a colander and puts that on the stack of plates.
Accused someone of moving the dial on a clock to a different point than it was earlier in the day. It was a clock...
Certifiable dimwit. Asked me to steal from work the first week of knowing me. Slams the front door at 4 in the morning. Woman that looks like a man, also gay.
>blogs
Pretty sure those people avoided you as you're probably the weird one
>living around gays
You fricking idiot.
HAHA ANON YOU DICKHEAD GET IN HERE AND FRICK KEZZA IN THE ASS!
>Can't handle aussie banter
You need to chill, mate.
oi lads get a load of this poofta nah im just kidding you alright fella?
they're just IRL shitposters
Mate, not cool.
Reminder that theres footage of the incident that will never be released to the public
Who the frick would want to see it?
/gif/
I've been stung by a stingray twice. Shuffling your feet feels kind of stupid but it's better than getting hit in the bottom of your foot.
What would you like to see more - Steve Irwin getting impaled through the heart or the full Treadwell tape?
Treadwell. Irwin's death would have just been sad and short since it was just a sudden stab to his chest.
Treadwell tapes is a full 6 minutes of agonizing terror and pain as a man is getting torn into by a grizzly. Then a bit of his girlfriend's screaming as she gets eaten as well. THAT is the holy grail.
Yeah but you can see Irwin's eyes get that glazed stare of death.
Australia has been an authoritarian woke shithole since this guy died
You have to go back
His daughter was so fricking hot AAAAAAAAA
it hurts to see a cool and genuine white male die when there are a ton of non white subhumans that are still living
my subhuman race power ranking, from to worse to less worse
indians
muslims, of all sort
Black folk
spics
thank you for letting me live rent free in here
enjoy your pathetic life living under the poverty line, farm animal
I wish all Australians were like Steve Irwin.
Dead? Yeah me too
they are a bit moronic but they are inofensive, also big props for them to live in such an hostile place
they all are at least ~10% irwin just living there. i camp around brown bears no problem but if i ever saw a 12 inch huntsman spider inside my house i'd fricking burn it down. nevermind that they are also apparently very attracted to car interiors' a/c vents. FRICK that.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OKyu-iEHbB0
jesus christr what the FRICK
Jesus Christ they get that big?!
i want to stick my dick in it
I fricking love animal threads on Cinemaphile.
>You'll never believe who died!
I'd hatefrick his daughter's breasts like you wouldn't believe
why do people personify animals so much
which animals are we talking about, real animals or poc
>personify animals
I see this said a lot but nobody ever elaborates what they think that entails
Disregard these people, they are psychopaths and can't comprehend the idea of actually liking anything
just human nature innit
"Hey, it's a sting-rACK!"