>It always seems to be the really talented guys who go down.

>It always seems to be the really talented guys who go down. Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us? River was a better actor than me; I was funnier. But I certainly held my own in our scenes — no small feat, when I look back decades later.”

>Keanu Reeves is cited again when Perry writes about the death of comedian Chris Farley. “His disease had progressed faster than mine had. (Plus, I had a healthy fear of the word ‘heroin,’ a fear we did not share),” Perry writes. “I punched a hole through Jennifer Aniston’s dressing room wall when I found out. Keanu Reeves walks among us. Fuck Keanu."

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's sorta mean but he might have been going through some stuff, let's not speak ill of the deceased

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      matthew perry was an awful irredeemable waste of air and had the gall to comment on other people's (who were superior to him in every way) lives?
      fuck him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean yeah maybe he wasn't the best but we should learn from his errors by being charitable and kind

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, fuck off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quite odd

      COULD I BE ANY MORE OF A DEAD DRUG ADDICT!?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We shouldn't make fun of drug addiction

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >addiction

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You right, lets no speak ill of the dead, post sick memes of the dead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably the most level-headed post I've ever seen on the internet as a whole and it's making me insanely uncomfortable for some reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unmemorable chinlet from the shittiest sitcom of all time doesn't deserve any sympathy. It's good that he died, though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did Keanu ever have like this hardcore drug abuse going on though? That's the only real reason Matt should have talked about him the way he did. Otherwise it's almost like a random attack on Keanu that could have been anyone. People say Kevin Costner's a shit actor all the time, (even though he's not), so why would Matt single out Keanu and not Kevin or any other guy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      going through stuff doesn't justify hurting other people. So I agree, but also disagree. He's dead, but that doesn't excuse his actions while alive, he crossed lines and will be judged for them, and rightfully so.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let's not speak ill of the deceased
      ...because?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably the most level-headed post I've ever seen on the internet as a whole and it's making me insanely uncomfortable for some reason.

      reddit detected. he made the same Keanu comment after Chris Farley's death as well.
      he was very jealous of the dude and very narcissistic on the whole.

      no need to whiteknight celebs, the media does a good job of damage control and covering up degeneracy already

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not even millionaire celebrities are safe from vapid e-thots

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no need to whiteknight celebs
        you mean like you're doing right now? everything Perry said about both of them is right.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who am I whiteknighting?
          Yes, he is correct. Keanu is still alive. And he's still a jealous second-rate jerk-off (formerly alive).

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny Silverhand must have hacked into the Spa and killed Perry XD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, is that a Cyberpunk 2077 reference? roflcopter! XD winrar for the day right here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        r*ddit overdose in progress

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fucks with Baba Yaga
    >Dies
    Many such cases

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I punched a hole through Jennifer Aniston’s dressing room wall
    this sounds like a "wow" moment, until you realize children in American homes punch and kick through walls on a daily basis as they're made from paper.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=mxKxcV2TmfyeiUc6

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feels the need to talk about americans or their lifestyle in an unrelated thread
      why are third-worlders like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The walls are made of sheetrock or solid wood europoor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *laughs in brickwall*
        that's cute, what a big, strong house you got!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          eurocope is something else

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he says as he's burgercoping

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, I can hardly cope with the fact that we have houses made of durable materials that will last for generations with minimal maintenance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >im too broke for a brickwall

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sheetrock
        That's like saying plate toilet paper lmao

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keanu was seen as a joke of an actor for most of the 90's. It's only recently that he has become this beloved wholesome meme actor. Perry probably was still under the impression that Keanu was an easy punchline.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's still a joke actor. he just seems like a decent person compared to most actors.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's still weird for a normie celebrity to wish death on another celebrity.
      It's the weirdest thing in the world
      >My drug addict, heroin, speedball shooting friends are dead, from shooting heroin and coke into their dicks... and FUCKING STRAIGHTEDGE KEANU IS STILL ALIVE!? IT'S NOT FAIR

      It's the weirdest fucking rant of all time, then again Perry was a fellow druggie pillpopper so who cares

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it makes you feel any better he also wondered why he was still alive, so at worst he was putting himself at the same level of Reeves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he was putting himself at the same level
          Oh please, more like trying to bring himself up to the same level.
          Since Friends, all he did was play a villain in a video game. He was a spiteful has been and he died like one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He literally invented a new form of comedic acting he humbly called "Matt Speak"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know keanu was doing the same amount of drugs they were? Thats why he is picking keanu out, he was a huge druggy when he was chris farleys and river phoenix's age. He just didnt OD.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >STRAIGHTEDGE
        Keanu used drugs. He was also best friends with River, whom Perry was super gay for. He was very obviously jealous of their relationship as well as Keanu's career success despite being almost as terrible of an actor as himself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like Matthew Petty, am I right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's only recently that he has become this beloved wholesome meme actor.
      If by recently you mean when the matrix came out in 1999, sure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the Ringo Starr of action heroes. He's not particularly talented but it's always nice to see him.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4shitters will wish death on dozens of famous people but as soon as a celebrity does it it's MEAN

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do degenerate drug addicts have to die while people healthy in spirit and body get to live, whyyyyyyyyy...

    I dunno man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen Keanu Reeves speak?
      The man is absolutely on something.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder what he saw Keanu do that rustled his jimmies so much. Probably caught him snorting adrenochrome or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess Keanu's biggest sin might have been he never got hooked on drugs and actusally learned valuable lessons when his friends died on overdoes. Those unbale to shake the habit might feel disdain on those who can do it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sounds about right. Keanu probably said some shit to one of the other friends cast and he found out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The thing about Keanu is that he does a lot of drugs but he doesn't get addicted to them, but he has no qualms in introducing other people to drugs and if they ruin their life and they end up dead Keanu just shrinks his shoulders. I have no clue if that's why Chandler hated him, but it could be the reason.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck is River Phoenix? The Matrix, John Wick, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down and other shit is tight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      River phoenix was suppose to be in Titanic and not leo. He would have literally have had leo's career and more because he had walking phoenix's level acting talent. He was suppose to be the next big thing then he tried to hang with the red hot chili peppers and OD'd. Leo was at the same club that night too, odd coincidence.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So was Depp. But yeah River would have been the biggest star

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a good deepfake of River as Leo in Titanic on youtube

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leo would have still had a great career because he's ambitious and chooses well his roles, but yeah, River would have been huge. Probably as big as Leo, because he was pretty good choosing roles too.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jhonny Silverhand is Keanu's best role.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >among us

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did leanu Reeves steal all his coke or something?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ledger had one good support role in his career and who the fuck is River Phoenix? Sounds like a stripper name.
    Meanwhile Reeves has string of absolute kinos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't know who River Phoenix was
      Fucking young millennials/zoomerfags.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry not all of us know... the kid who played young Indiana Jones for 10 minutes in The Last Crusade.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Checked his filmography - a stripper named River Phoenix would bring more joy to the world.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers really were a mistake

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh disease

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger
    Thinkers?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why is it that retard junkies always die?
    Gee I fucking wonder

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apology for poor english

    when were you when mark perry dies

    i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when joey ring

    'mark is die'

    'no'

    and you??????????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      f r e d

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Keanu shouldn't be DE-ACK!

    what say now, fat homosexuals?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >disease
    I fucking hate that junkies call their lack of willpower a "disease."
    Imagine being in the hospital dying from cancer or leukemia or something else terminal and some degenerate junkie comes in and says, "Yeah, bro. I totally know how you feel. I like getting high and drunk."
    They call it a "disease" to avoid all accountability and responsibility. They've gone through so much mental gymnastics that they've made themselves believe that, like cancer, this could happen to anyone and it's no one's fault.
    I'm glad this homosexual is dead.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What in the god damn?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's right. Keanu is a terrible actor

  23. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    Maybe it's because LeKeanu doesn't do drugs? Or just doesn't overdose.
    Maybe he doesn't have dangerous friends like the Olsen Twins

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a fucking homosexual

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was right though fuck wholesome keanu chungus and his fake personality. Man hasn't ever played anyone but himself in 30 years.

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