>It always seems to be the really talented guys who go down. Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us? River was a better actor than me; I was funnier. But I certainly held my own in our scenes — no small feat, when I look back decades later.”
>Keanu Reeves is cited again when Perry writes about the death of comedian Chris Farley. “His disease had progressed faster than mine had. (Plus, I had a healthy fear of the word ‘heroin,’ a fear we did not share),” Perry writes. “I punched a hole through Jennifer Aniston’s dressing room wall when I found out. Keanu Reeves walks among us. Fuck Keanu."
It's sorta mean but he might have been going through some stuff, let's not speak ill of the deceased
matthew perry was an awful irredeemable waste of air and had the gall to comment on other people's (who were superior to him in every way) lives?
fuck him
I mean yeah maybe he wasn't the best but we should learn from his errors by being charitable and kind
No, fuck off
Quite odd
COULD I BE ANY MORE OF A DEAD DRUG ADDICT!?
We shouldn't make fun of drug addiction
>addiction
You right, lets no speak ill of the dead, post sick memes of the dead
This is probably the most level-headed post I've ever seen on the internet as a whole and it's making me insanely uncomfortable for some reason.
Unmemorable chinlet from the shittiest sitcom of all time doesn't deserve any sympathy. It's good that he died, though.
Did Keanu ever have like this hardcore drug abuse going on though? That's the only real reason Matt should have talked about him the way he did. Otherwise it's almost like a random attack on Keanu that could have been anyone. People say Kevin Costner's a shit actor all the time, (even though he's not), so why would Matt single out Keanu and not Kevin or any other guy?
going through stuff doesn't justify hurting other people. So I agree, but also disagree. He's dead, but that doesn't excuse his actions while alive, he crossed lines and will be judged for them, and rightfully so.
>let's not speak ill of the deceased
...because?
reddit detected. he made the same Keanu comment after Chris Farley's death as well.
he was very jealous of the dude and very narcissistic on the whole.
no need to whiteknight celebs, the media does a good job of damage control and covering up degeneracy already
not even millionaire celebrities are safe from vapid e-thots
>no need to whiteknight celebs
you mean like you're doing right now? everything Perry said about both of them is right.
Who am I whiteknighting?
Yes, he is correct. Keanu is still alive. And he's still a jealous second-rate jerk-off (formerly alive).
Johnny Silverhand must have hacked into the Spa and killed Perry XD
Bro, is that a Cyberpunk 2077 reference? roflcopter! XD winrar for the day right here
r*ddit overdose in progress
>Fucks with Baba Yaga
>Dies
Many such cases
>I punched a hole through Jennifer Aniston’s dressing room wall
this sounds like a "wow" moment, until you realize children in American homes punch and kick through walls on a daily basis as they're made from paper.
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>feels the need to talk about americans or their lifestyle in an unrelated thread
why are third-worlders like this?
The walls are made of sheetrock or solid wood europoor
*laughs in brickwall*
that's cute, what a big, strong house you got!
eurocope is something else
he says as he's burgercoping
yeah, I can hardly cope with the fact that we have houses made of durable materials that will last for generations with minimal maintenance
>im too broke for a brickwall
>sheetrock
That's like saying plate toilet paper lmao
KWAB
Keanu was seen as a joke of an actor for most of the 90's. It's only recently that he has become this beloved wholesome meme actor. Perry probably was still under the impression that Keanu was an easy punchline.
he's still a joke actor. he just seems like a decent person compared to most actors.
It's still weird for a normie celebrity to wish death on another celebrity.
It's the weirdest thing in the world
>My drug addict, heroin, speedball shooting friends are dead, from shooting heroin and coke into their dicks... and FUCKING STRAIGHTEDGE KEANU IS STILL ALIVE!? IT'S NOT FAIR
It's the weirdest fucking rant of all time, then again Perry was a fellow druggie pillpopper so who cares
If it makes you feel any better he also wondered why he was still alive, so at worst he was putting himself at the same level of Reeves
>he was putting himself at the same level
Oh please, more like trying to bring himself up to the same level.
Since Friends, all he did was play a villain in a video game. He was a spiteful has been and he died like one.
He literally invented a new form of comedic acting he humbly called "Matt Speak"
You know keanu was doing the same amount of drugs they were? Thats why he is picking keanu out, he was a huge druggy when he was chris farleys and river phoenix's age. He just didnt OD.
>STRAIGHTEDGE
Keanu used drugs. He was also best friends with River, whom Perry was super gay for. He was very obviously jealous of their relationship as well as Keanu's career success despite being almost as terrible of an actor as himself.
More like Matthew Petty, am I right?
>It's only recently that he has become this beloved wholesome meme actor.
If by recently you mean when the matrix came out in 1999, sure.
He's the Ringo Starr of action heroes. He's not particularly talented but it's always nice to see him.
4shitters will wish death on dozens of famous people but as soon as a celebrity does it it's MEAN
>Why do degenerate drug addicts have to die while people healthy in spirit and body get to live, whyyyyyyyyy...
I dunno man
Have you seen Keanu Reeves speak?
The man is absolutely on something.
Wonder what he saw Keanu do that rustled his jimmies so much. Probably caught him snorting adrenochrome or something.
I guess Keanu's biggest sin might have been he never got hooked on drugs and actusally learned valuable lessons when his friends died on overdoes. Those unbale to shake the habit might feel disdain on those who can do it.
Yeah sounds about right. Keanu probably said some shit to one of the other friends cast and he found out.
The thing about Keanu is that he does a lot of drugs but he doesn't get addicted to them, but he has no qualms in introducing other people to drugs and if they ruin their life and they end up dead Keanu just shrinks his shoulders. I have no clue if that's why Chandler hated him, but it could be the reason.
Who the fuck is River Phoenix? The Matrix, John Wick, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down and other shit is tight.
River phoenix was suppose to be in Titanic and not leo. He would have literally have had leo's career and more because he had walking phoenix's level acting talent. He was suppose to be the next big thing then he tried to hang with the red hot chili peppers and OD'd. Leo was at the same club that night too, odd coincidence.
So was Depp. But yeah River would have been the biggest star
There’s a good deepfake of River as Leo in Titanic on youtube
Leo would have still had a great career because he's ambitious and chooses well his roles, but yeah, River would have been huge. Probably as big as Leo, because he was pretty good choosing roles too.
Jhonny Silverhand is Keanu's best role.
Unironically
>among us
Did leanu Reeves steal all his coke or something?
Ledger had one good support role in his career and who the fuck is River Phoenix? Sounds like a stripper name.
Meanwhile Reeves has string of absolute kinos.
>doesn't know who River Phoenix was
Fucking young millennials/zoomerfags.
Sorry not all of us know... the kid who played young Indiana Jones for 10 minutes in The Last Crusade.
Checked his filmography - a stripper named River Phoenix would bring more joy to the world.
Zoomers really were a mistake
>muh disease
>original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger
Thinkers?
>why is it that retard junkies always die?
Gee I fucking wonder
apology for poor english
when were you when mark perry dies
i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when joey ring
'mark is die'
'no'
and you??????????
f r e d
>Keanu shouldn't be DE-ACK!
what say now, fat homosexuals?
>disease
I fucking hate that junkies call their lack of willpower a "disease."
Imagine being in the hospital dying from cancer or leukemia or something else terminal and some degenerate junkie comes in and says, "Yeah, bro. I totally know how you feel. I like getting high and drunk."
They call it a "disease" to avoid all accountability and responsibility. They've gone through so much mental gymnastics that they've made themselves believe that, like cancer, this could happen to anyone and it's no one's fault.
I'm glad this homosexual is dead.
What in the god damn?
He's right. Keanu is a terrible actor
Maybe it's because LeKeanu doesn't do drugs? Or just doesn't overdose.
Maybe he doesn't have dangerous friends like the Olsen Twins
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
what a fucking homosexual
he was right though fuck wholesome keanu chungus and his fake personality. Man hasn't ever played anyone but himself in 30 years.