>It doesn't matter.

>It doesn't matter.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > so I choose to make the only choice that could ever matter...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what nihilists genuinely, unironically believe with full sincerity

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >James Woods
    KINO
    I
    N
    O

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Whatever it is, I like it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When you realize what happens to all the characters in that room

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Batman Beyond is an alternate universe. JLU is where TNBAS Bruce ends up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          JLU ending leads into Beyond

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"We both stared into the abyss. The only difference is, you blinked."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into the abyss, but when it looked back at us, you blinked.
      I didn't really care for William Baldwin voicing Batman, but he delivered that line well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just a stupid line. Bruce blinked too, otherwise he wouldn't have become Batman. He used his own fear against criminals, that's the entire point of his character.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The opposite would have been more accurate (Batman blinked, Owlman never stopped staring into the abyss)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, he's the opposite of Batman, so he became consumed by fear and let him dictating his motives specifically the idea about obliterating reality. That line is just trying to sound cool but makes no sense.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Owlman became mindbroken from the abyss, he couldn't handle it which is why he tried to end existence, he blinked. Batman never blinked, he stares into the abyss and refuses to let it affect him.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for reiterating what I just said in the post above yours. It's still a stupid line and makes no sense.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >refused to let it affect him
          >he wastes his entire life obsessed with fighting a futile war against crime that alienates everyone he ever knew
          lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bruce fights the good fight, that's the point.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          With his voice as the host of galaxy radio?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok now condense that down to a snappy, memorable one-liner and I think you've got a shot as a Hollywood writer now that they're hiring.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to destroy the multiverse because I'm 14 and I just mastered critical thinking

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair the multiverse shit is just bizzare especially when you already have established time travel and intergalactic stuff. I'd wipe it all too.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The next film is gonna be
        >"Infinite Crisis"
        No mention of Superboy Prime or Alexander Luthor.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rewatching the Justice League (kino) series.

    After the "Unlimited" episodes, did they ever make an animated film in this universe?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman and Harley Quinn 2017

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm... looks like you're right. That's more of a sequel to Batman The Animated Series, than JLU though.

        Maybe it's a prequel to Justice League.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bruce Timm's Fetishes: The Movie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >reddit spacing

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >reddit
            >reddit
            >reddit
            STFU and make some OC you double Black personhomosexual. Contribute before you cry boogeyman. I swear to Christ. I've been here since 2004 and there are no posters lamer than the eternal boogeyman poster
            >gaia
            >tumblr
            >ebaum's
            >9gag
            >reddit
            Contribute with OC or STFU. That demotivational that's been rattling around in your head, make it. Got a silly anecdote that's relevant to the discussion? Greentext it. That perfect reaction image you saw when you paused your kino? Screenshot it and use it. Reposts used to be shunned here. Now every thread is a repost of a repost of a repost.
            DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont watch this dogshit movie...or the killing joke either.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Justice League vs Fatal Five

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crisis on Infinite Earths was supposed to be a set in the DCAU, in between the events of Justice League and Justice League Unlimited, but instead we got A Better World.
      Also didn’t that episode influence Injustice?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was the best DC animated media ever, loved every version of each character
      Was so disappointed when I learned the Question wasn't really like that in other appearances and that there's a female lesbian version of him as well

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just finished the Morgan LeFey/Etrigan episode. Some kino parts, like Martian Manhunter telling Batman he doesn't know what it's like to lose everyone you love.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw first time ever seeing lesbo Question was in DC Universe Online

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The plastic tips at the ends of your shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose... is sinister.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they had to destroy The Question as a character just like the Punisher

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please read the comics if you like his character. Dont just look for media adaptations.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        based jeffrey combs enjoyer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he also does a great kiteman in batman: brave and the bold

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Question's 80s series is pretty damn good, though it's slightly different from the way the cartoon did him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harley Quinn the current show which is realjy good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Justice League vs The Fatal Five was set in the DCAU

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Justice League/Unlimited Wonder Woman is my favorite design of her. It is so simple looking, yet so hot. And if you build her on her base design a little and fill in the extra anatomy bits that you don't get in the show... fug

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Susan Eisenberg is also the best voice for Wonder Woman.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree 100% just dont like her portrayal as an angry b***h because it is contrary to how I would like her portrayed. Shes either pissed off of really stupid in this show, and they didnt pull enough from her comics.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        These Fatal Five. How fatal are they?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this was my personality before i discovered Ryan Gosling

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    james woods was good here

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's a cape flick but the idea of someone with Batman's intellect who is completely nihilistic and has a perfect plan to end the universe always seemed creepy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he would've gotten away with it if not for eternal batwank

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically, how many characters did Batman kill? Quick and Owlman, that's 2.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Technically quick killed himself and olwman was left there to die by his own boom

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    New chad face?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was right.
    Not that it didn't matter, that the only real choice was to destroy everything.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pure, unadulterated kino

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch cartoons.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK was his problem?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the comics, he and Bruce ended up killing Thomas and Martha, but Bruce realizes at the last second that this is wrong but is killed by Alfred. This Thomas, Jr. never recovered from Bruce’s death

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Owls

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too nihilistic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too much Superwoman pussy

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that why he lets his woman fool around with Batman?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does the owl work but the batman who laughs is cringe?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the Owl works as a repudiation of his philosophy, and loses at the end, while the Batman Who Laughs is given constant villain wank to make him the MOST POWERFULLEST bad guy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >loses at the end
        >And doesn't even care when he does

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superboy Prime can and did defeat TBWL

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superboy Prime, one of their most powerful bad guys?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Superboy Prime's canon power became punching reality, so he punched the reality out of Batkek who had fused with Dr Manhattan to become God Batkek
          Prime's ending and Krypto were nice, but other than that everything that's related with Batkek is moronic as frick.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah after he dominated everything for a couple of years of stories because Batman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >batman who laughs is cringe?
      Because he's poorly written and the plot bends to serve him right up until the very end when the heroes will pull a clutch victory.
      Also his actual design looks fricking moronic, his backstory is contrived and his personality is just the Joker but "smart".
      But the worst thing about him is that he overstays his welcome which is something no villain should ever do.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the fricking broly of DC comics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That design looks like an even gayer Voldo without the charm. How does he see with the band over his eyes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because this is just the Joker with a Batman skin. Almost all the other alternate Batmen were more interesting.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Batkek served as a good anchor point for Wally to get a moment to shine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is this?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bruce Wayne of Earth 44, A.K.A. Cyborg Batman

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Batkek recruited a bunch of evil Batmen from various universes and this is one of them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She did not deserve to be in such a shitty series.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              underwater sexo

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              All of them were more interesting than Batkek. Also, the Grim Knight deserves his own ongoing series.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak Batman wank.
      >If Batman turned evil he could TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le nihilists would actually le piss themselves if you pointed a gun to their head!
    >meanwhile Owlchad

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could a live action Owlman kino work?
    >directed by Zack Snyder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zack would have him portrayed as right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does Owlman screw with Gotham? He's an orderly mob boss type that does crime but isn't a psycho about it? Thus a foil to regular Gotham villains?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman: The Brave and the Bold is kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who said it wasn't?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one time multiverse shit was done well

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is kinda weird because it was originally meant to be part of the DCAU and it fits pretty neatly between JL and JLU except for the characters being different

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"From what I gather, we are very much alike. Everything about you tells the tale. Your attitude, your costume, your tactics. They all scream of outrage, despair, vengeance. What terrible wrong was done to set you on this path? It doesn't really matter. Nothing matters."

    It is sad that Owlman I'm sure could have understood well what drove Batman out of his mind with the loss of his parents and why it turned him into a mentally ill creature, that seeks revenge every moment of his life. The problem was because how the universe was designed, it didn't matter if Batman got his revenge or not. He changed things a little in his world, but created infinite more worlds, all by himself, with all kinds of variables. When faced with that realization, it sapped all of Owlman's energy to care about anything. What is the point of punching Joker when in another universe you didn't, or you punched him twice instead of once

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      James Woods was great

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was something really funny about Joker being a good guy in the Owlman universe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Am I the only one who really likes the idea of heroes and villains switching their roles? I'm surprised they don't go a little more into that kind of stuff in movie adaptation and stuff. A movie based off Earth 3 would be pretty cool.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had a series of good films, it went down hill after that JL origin.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Under the Red Hood and Reutnrs are also great. Wonder Woman is good and also worth watching.

      War is mehish, what followed is between meh and straight up bad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gotham by Gaslight and Red Son were decent

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man this early era of the DC animated movies had some real kino. Shame it's slid into forgettable territory over the years.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Superman such an out-of-character dick in this?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Owlman had everything a man could ask for. In his exo-suit, he had strength of such degrees that even Wonder Woman was overpowered by him. His intellect reduced his peers to his playthings. He had not-Wonder Woman, pretty much the peak female, to sink his nuts into every night if he wanted to. He could get harems. He could get the finest food and the most delicious liquor. All the world was beholden to him, he could want for nothing

    He likely ended up like Frank in Hellrasier, who summoned the cenobites out of his growing indifference for the world. Self indulgence as he knew it no longer had meaning because there was nothing left he could experience. Filling your day with food, drink, sex, gets stale. You strive for something greater, something more meaningful

    Imagine being Owlman and trying to find that meaning, only to learn there was no actual goal he could reach that would mean anything in the grand scheme of things. Nothing beyond empty self-indulgence, either punching people, eating, fricking, but that's it. That's all life holds for you. Excessive decadence, but no grand purpose. And the reason this happened is because of mankind. Man ruined everything. They stole your purpose from you. You hate everyone, including yourself

    >"No... Not good. Never good. After all, I'm only human."

    Batman's enemy is those with an evil soul like the man who killed his parents. Owlman's enemy is all of humanity who robbed him of a reason to care about anything at all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He and you never explain why man is the problem. If only ants existed, there would still be an infinite amount of earth's; one where an ant decided to climb up a plant and one where it didn't and branching out ad infinitum. Ultimately, Owlman's actions are one of a child's tantrum. If he can't feel like a unique snowflake because there exists a world of every opposing action then we might as well just destroy it all. Humanity didn't rob Jim of the ability to care, him realising his actions are not special did

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But why did Superwoman go along with his plan knowing it would kill her?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's probably bored of the high life and has nothing better to do

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how exactly they got Woods on board. Or does do reagularly voice work?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course he does. It's not like he's been big in live action films any time in the last two decades.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's done VO since at least the 90s with Hercules and then he was in the Kingdom Hearts games and San Andreas.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting the most kino two parter in DC animation history.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Having a fun sleepover at one of the most reviled bad guys on Earth's house

      What a great episode

      >"You ready to send me back?"
      >"No... but I will anyway."

      ;_;

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Having a fun sleepover at one of the most reviled bad guys on Earth's house

      What a great episode

      >"You ready to send me back?"
      >"No... but I will anyway."

      ;_;

      Vandal Savage is an underrated villain. I wish he was the villain in the new DCEU movies and not some fricking aliens

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      really liked vandal in the dcau

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's no matter
    >Never mind

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No. more. debate. Now, I kill you.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm pretty sure Batman & Harley Quinn was styled after the DCAU but not in continuity with it. Justice League vs The Fatal Five was meant to be DCAU however.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOTHING MATTERS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and nothing else matters

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Left there with the bomb
    >Doesn't even try to escape "in the end, it doesn't matter"

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and nothing else matters

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superwoman was really hot, I think it's the fringe cut and long ponytail.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheer up Owlman, in a few moments you'll experience oblivion.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Marvel unable to produce kino like DC does?

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Owlman is based. Kicks the shit out of Batman, was never good, and is banging Superwoman.

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