"It felt like a TV show"

Um...batbros?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't see it. or do you need to be a patreon simp to watch?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am also curious. I just want to see it so I cam shit on them for being disneycucks again. It's getting stupid after that last star wars video

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Disneycucks
        >Spend an hour making fun of Star Wars
        ????

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They constantly call it charming and say shit like "they made the prequels BETTER" AND "AT LEAST ITS NOT THE PREQUELS". I don't even think those movies are good, but Jesus christ they have shit takes when it comes to Disney products. They always go softer on them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Take your meds

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When will you prequel shitters understand that nobody likes the prequels?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What is this reply? I literally said I don't like those movies. Obi Wan has just been worse. Which is a pretty low bar. Are you daft? ASL? A bot? What's the actual excuse, because I need it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Obi Wan has just been worse
                No the prequels are that fricking bad they get easily btfod by utter dogshit like Obi-Wan

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hate both but the prequels had Palpatine hamming it up while Obi-Wan has nothing I like at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shakey cam gives me a headache and anything with it pisses me off, so obi Wan is worse for me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >They constantly call it charming
            Mostly personal preference, they still called it inexcusably shit, cheap and terrible. It's not like they were pretending it was good
            >say shit like "they made the prequels BETTER" AND "AT LEAST ITS NOT THE PREQUELS"
            This is true though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based and correct

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am also curious. I just want to see it so I cam shit on them for being disneycucks again. It's getting stupid after that last star wars video

      It's bait for dumb capeshit morons like you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And I'll bite every time

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Almost all of the appeal of Hitb is that they used to cover big movies. I liked to hear their moronic thoughts about them. Now it’s all crap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jay has taken full creative control over RLM ever since mike became medically unfit, due to his alcoholism. jay is taking advantage of this

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that supposed to be an insult? The best batman media made was a TV show.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this is a troll, that can't actually be this stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alex Kurtzman took Rich and Mike behind a woodshed and sodomized them with a phaser gun. They're thoroughly demoralized to the point of making nothing but nihilistic bait videos. Their opinions on The Batman are worthless.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people like this movie again? Especially on here. It's the most generic capeshit imaginable with an incredibly dumb and lazy story. They can't even do Batman right. You know, the character that's been around forever...

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Agree.Bigger problem is it was boring bay written shit though

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any film longer than 90 minutes feel like a TV show for these morons

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jay has decent taste form time to time. Mike on the other hand is trash, imagine taking him seriously after he said JW and Force awakens are great movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you've got a terminal case of the not gays

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who are these has-beens again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean, who are these never-have-beens.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mike is a successful voice actor that gets big time gigs. He was in smiling friends

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I thought they just reviewed films no one gives a frick about

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >catwoman a black lesbo
    >gordon a black
    >gotham's new mayor a black
    >catwoman calling out corrupt privileged white males
    >gotham's new mayor running a hope and change campaign like the second coming of obama
    >riddler's gimp masked goons are laughable glowBlack person caricatures

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anonymousbros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >THE CHARACTER WHO HAS BEEN SHOWN AS SLIGHTLY MISANDRIST IN THE PAST IS BI?
      >AIEEEEEEEEEEE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You did notice all those woke raceswaps? HOW DARE YOU
        Lol stop being woke

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gordon being raceswapped didn't feel forced tbh. That actor was excellent in the Craig Bond films and he was excellent in The Batman. Catwoman did feel forced.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Gordon being raceswapped didn't feel forced tbh.
            The character was a useless lump. It was very bad. They should have just cast a sack of potatoes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's just how Gordon is supposed to be.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The character was a useless lump
              Literally what the frick does Gordon ever do
              he just lights the bat signal and looks shocked 24 7

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just having to look at black Gordon was bad enough. They never can just make their own characters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >catwoman calling out corrupt privileged white males
      But they were Italians

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they shill that Obi Wan massive flop not long ago? And now they shit on a pretty good DC movie. It's a good thing they stopped pretending they weren't disneyshills

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually Mike and Rich went out of their way to say it was terrible but it wasn't as shit as Picard.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jay: "Zoe Kravitz is charismatic as heck in the movie!"
    >Mike: *nods respectfully towards him*

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Btw y'all homies posting in a troll thread. They haven't done a Batman episode. It's not on Patreon either. I checked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whatever, let's talk how much we love Jay and hate Mike

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jay: "Have you seen Zoe Kravitz in that black corset, I mean AWOOOOGA"
    >Mike: "I would buy that for a dollar"
    I'm glad Jay is gay rumors are finally put to rest

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they could post their outtakes of the Obi-Wan episode on Youtube as well.

    * None of them are interested in the Mandalorian season 3 anymore after shows like Boba Fett AND Obi-Wan. Or at the very least they're worried about the quality now.
    * Mandalorian season 1 succeeded in spite of Disney Star Wars, but once it became a hit they started to put their little rat gloves all over it and ruined it.
    * They all really liked the first season of Mandalorian but thought season 2 was MUCH weaker and just made to shill future shows by introducing new characters in every episode that Disney will give their own movie/show eventually.
    >HERE'S A BACKGROUND CHARACTER FROM ONE OF THE OLD MOVIES/CARTOONS, AREN'T YOU EXCITED???
    * Mike states about the Mandalorian and other tv-shows, "this is enough, I don't need anymore, stop."

    And much more. Like I said, wish they'd put it on youtube eventually.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And none of them have actually watched Boba Fett because "why follow the Mandalorian show with a Boba Fett show?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >* Mandalorian season 1 succeeded in spite of Disney Star Wars, but once it became a hit they started to put their little rat gloves all over it and ruined it.
      Mando season 1 was "please subscribe to our new streaming service" bait and nothing more. It was good, but good for a purpose. It needed to draw people in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish they could think about making shows good enough to make people stay subscribed then. I'm gonna run my subscription out but then I'm done.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >* Mandalorian season 1 succeeded in spite of Disney Star Wars, but once it became a hit they started to put their little rat gloves all over it and ruined it.

      Mandalorian season 1 is Disney Star Wars, with all the same people behind it as everything else. This view is pure cope.

      They just made something pretty decent, then took stuff after it in a worse direction because of it's success.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Rich so grating to watch in the Kenobi review, his voice and face ... everything made me want to punch him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like every Rich appearance.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a fake image!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OK

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shilled TFA, didn't dare to not recommend TLJ and TRoS
    >shilled every single MCU movie ever, all of them
    How much of a disney employee can a disney employee be? Next to these guys that disney shill goblino Jenny Nicholson is a paragon of critic independence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      meds

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO NO NO NO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO!!!

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