It genuinely looks Ace

>Superfans? Thrilled.
>Tolkien scholars? Excited at the convention defying prospects.
> Normies? Totally onboard.

/Tv/? Will watch.
The memes and Generals to come? Ebin.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're only correct about the Tolkien scholars, the "Tolkien Society" is filled with trannies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, he's right about the ebin memes too i bet.
      It's probably the only exposure I'll get to this dumpster fire.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      amazon israelites infiltrated it early to control the opposition

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >amazon israelites infiltrated the Tolkien Society early
        You really have no idea what the actual Tolkien fanbase is like, do you?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Used to be nerds and old fricks. Now it's full of trannies, gays and Black folk.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ie influencers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >trannies, gays and Black folk
            No it's the same as it has always been, almost entirely middle class white people
            Been like that since the 1960s

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe in England but in the US it’s filled with SJW who are the scholars now and happily change what they want, because you don’t know what you want. What you want is wrong.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ballbo Baskitts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gibmo Gubmints

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot Globo Homoshits and Hairy Pedofoots

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        PEDOFEET

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basketballbo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Muny Fo-dem Programs

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ay yo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Muhfuggin orcs be here n shiiet run y'all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Naaahh muh hopbbbeat. More hopbeats will die, mor loot for me, hopbbeat
        shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeettttttttttttt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sheeeeit, yo dem tall ass gondocrackers be trippin, fr no cap

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    great bait mate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Master Bait even?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobbits

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    looks soulless and fake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally half the shots are on location

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Superfans? Dilated.
    >Tolkien scholars? Diversified.
    >Normies? gays as usual.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gold israeliteelry with bars engraved in it? The subtext was there all a long.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is going to flop harder than wheel of time

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lenny Henry
    He's the furthest from AYO BIX NOOD MUDDAFUGGA as you could get.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.tolkiensociety.org/events/tolkien-society-summer-seminar/

    Oh boy. Can't wait to dig into some deep lore and theology. Lets check out some papers.
    >Cordeliah Logsdon – Gondor in Transition: A Brief Introduction to Transgender Realities in The Lord of the Rings
    >Clare Moore – The Problem of Pain: Portraying Physical Disability in the Fantasy of J. R. R. Tolkien
    >V. Elizabeth King – “The Burnt Hand Teaches Most About Fire”: Applying Traumatic Stress and Ecological Frameworks to Narratives of Displacement and Resettlement Across Cultures in Tolkien’s Middle-earth
    >Sara Brown – The Invisible Other: Tolkien’s Dwarf-Women and the ‘Feminine Lack’
    >Sultana Raza – Projecting Indian Myths, Culture and History onto Tolkien’s Worlds
    >Nicholas Birns – The Lossoth: Indigeneity, Identity, and Antiracism
    >Kristine Larsen – The Problematic Perimeters of Elrond Half-elven and Ronald English-Catholic
    >Cami Agan – Hearkening to the Other: Athrabeth Finrod ah Andreth
    >Christopher Vaccaro – Pardoning Saruman?: The Queer in Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings
    >Robin Reid – Queer Atheists, Agnostics, and Animists, Oh, My!
    >Dawn Walls-Thumma – Stars Less Strange: An Analysis of Fanfiction and Representation within the Tolkien Fan Community
    >Danna Petersen-Deeprose – “Something Mighty Queer”: Destabilizing Cishetero Amatonormativity in the Works of Tolkien
    Can't wait.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Christopher Vaccaro – Pardoning Saruman?: The Queer in Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings

      I never thought of Saruman as a queerlord? Is there any textual substantiation?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Is there any textual substantiation?
        Saruman wears a cloak of many colors so he is obviously a super fierce queen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Amatonormativity
      Kisame...we're leaving.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wokeism is literally a thoughtvirus.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the superfans who had massive access. Ngl jelly as hell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's this one and her very believable excitement about her guuuurrrrrl galadriel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can she tell us the name of Aragorn? or Gimli's name if she's such a superfan?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't gatekeep anon. Its icky. You can be a superfan even if you've never read the books or seen the movies.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No you cant, that's what a superfan is.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Who put you in charge? Such toxic behavior. Maybe they saw the trailer and that made them superfans. Its really good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tolkien himself put me in charge, there was a big ceremony where I was given unilateral control over who can or cant be a superfan of his work and I'm sorry but she cant be part of the club.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tolkien hates the movies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I just checked with his ghost and he's actually come around to them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His son, you moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I have some rather distressing news... I wonder if you would sit down...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >unilateral control
                Oh my sweet summer child. We've democratized Lord of the Rings. It belongs to everyone and no one now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yet she is and you are powerless! Hahahahahaha
                WE WON SISTERS!!!
                TIME TO DILATE IN GLORIOUS VICTORY!!!!!!!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I kneel superfanxisters.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                das right know your place cis scum
                oops some pus coming out brb

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              WE ARE SUPERFANS BECAUSE WE IDENTIFY AS SUPERFANS!!! YOU ARE A FRICKING BIGGOT!!!!!!!! AND YOU WILL BE FRICKING KILLED AND EATEN BY WILD DOGS!!!!!!! YOU ARE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!!
              YOU ARE PURE HATRED ITSELF!!!!!!
              WE WILL HAND YOU ON YOUR GUTS!!!!!!!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            True. True dat. Peace brothasistah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Find a more punchable face.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See

        poor Amazon employees... have to come here and create threads to shill buckets of shit.
        Sad times we live in. Do you think they enjoy it? DO they even get any bonuses for it?

        That abomination on the left

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ugh at least he isnt gay

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    American Africans want to larp as Europeans. They should be ashamed of themselves. That’s giving into white beauty standards. I’m only happy this exists because it will bomb like WoT did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >American Africans want to larp as Europeans. They should be ashamed of themselves
      Been happening in theatre for literally decades, nobody cares.
      Most of these actors are from theatre so they probably cannot even comprehend the kind of thing you are talking about.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those who care about white washing can’t speak out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jews want africans in the west for social decay and division, liberal democracy has no defense against it

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the pic was that Sam Jackson meme. Is that what they're going for? Music sounds generic and it looks like green screen sets. I'll pass.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot
    >GoT fans excited to potentially learn Aragorn’s tax policy

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ FRICKIN HOBBITS

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 Bezos bucks have been deposited in your account

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice bait, congrats

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Black folk? Nigging.
    >Troons? Roping.
    >Sneed? Feed and Seeding

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dis kang need a rang!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at me, I'm the tolkien scholar now

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have to feel bad for the soulless world zoomers are doomed to grow up in but they're so pumped full of psyche meds and puberty blockers they probably don't care

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ...

      Here someone meme the shit out of this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like he enjoys Tariq Nasneeds body of work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >soulless entities in soulless world.
      Don't think that they'll care or even notice

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully stray nigguh bullet will catch up with him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my god that is disgusting
      did his parents not teach him not to do that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Here someone meme the shit out of this

      I've only ever seen this abominacion in Ray Donovan and he was dreadful

      >soulless entities in soulless world.
      Don't think that they'll care or even notice

      It doesn't take long to normalize something

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is one of the Blobbits gonna be named TREE FIDDY?

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