The Television & Film critic, the CriticalDrinker finally commented on the Television & Film series Ahsoka
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The Television & Film critic, the CriticalDrinker finally commented on the Television & Film series Ahsoka
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I haven't watched it but let me guess, women bad.
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I can already tell it's le cynical media consoomer alcoholic whining about muh WEMEN BAD
He think the the women are boring not bad and a waste of talent due to the writing
>He think the the women are boring not bad and a waste of talent due to the writing
ice cold take bruh
Are we not allowed to criticize women for being shitty at their jobs? I don't hate them because they have veganas. I hate them because they're terrible at their jobs and ruin everything they touch.
they were good at cooking and cleaning but they don't do that anymore so I guess not bad , just useless
it's the abortions that make them bad
women ruin star wars
women ruin star trek
women ruin doctor who
women ruin society
jews enable it
>women bad
I see he's a blessed follower of Al-Isam
He'd be right, this one is exceptionally bad with this shit. None of the characters are compelling. None.
Drinker may be repetitive, but so is Disney. He wouldn't have the reach that he has, if they didn't make it so fricking easy for him. You don't need to have seen Ahsoka either to make a good guess about what shit you're gonna be served by it.
>women bad
as the whole shit-show is ONLY wahmen
yes
probably. Dude just needs to get laid
he's literally a dad, unlike you groomer scum
I mean, it's valid. The show sucks. The actresses suck. The characters suck.
>suck suck suck
The extent of drinker fandom discourse. Riveting.
Finally, I can now find out what my opinion is.
>definitely shite
>Leela laughing
>Tyrion puking
Frick off film/show
I know what he says in the video: I hate women
That's it, no need to watch the video anymore
>I know what he says in the video: I hate women
Wow he's literally e
Who is e
Watch entourage
easy e
or
enrique
AYO DOCTA
well,at the very least the women are not terribly ugly or morbidly obese.
its still disney slop though
>women are not terribly ugly
...but they are wearing clown makeup with wiggling dildos on their heads.
That's what makes them hot, actually.
>makes them hot
Notice how Ashoka and pic related have a similar shape? Now you know.
i'm still waiting on him to reply to yms
Oh, he's hugging his boyfriend, so cute, but still manly. Not like a boring woman, but like a tru alpha, with sunglasses.
What the frick is that GHOUL on the right?
Chrissie Mayor or something like that, not sure which district she's a mayor of.
The hubble bubble telescope is my favourite
making wokies seethe through her very existence
>making wokies seethe through her very existence
Noticing an ugly women with an ugly personality who desperately seeks the negative attention isn't seething. She sucks you suck and we all move on.
Which one is mauler?
BALLDO MAN
So glad I found my Nerdrotic crew just as it's getting big
and makes reddit have an aneurysm with every Friday Night Tights show!
Oh look, it's bootleg Mr Plinkett.
>Drinker, with his massive audience, is starting to hate Filoni
It's about to get real hot in here for you Filonigays very soon.
About fricking time. TCW and Rebels were abominations.
It didn't come quick enough
Overruled
Did he lose weight?
Black makes you slimmer, look at his fricking neck
Dios mio
People still watch Pissed-Off Pablo?
Irate Ignacio tends to have decent takes though he has made a few stinkers in his time
Didn't they give the finale of Mandalorian season 3 a high score as well even backtracking one of their lower scores in one of their reviews because the Star Wars manbaby audience didn't like it? I know the term "shill" gets thrown around a lot but these are Star Wars shills. They literally think Mandalorian is better than most tv shows somehow
Blah, blah, blah
Go away now.
>RLM wannabe
Laughable.
Finally, my opinion
Why doesn't Ahsoka ask Luke for help on her mission?
Luke is busy silly 😉
He’s busy daydreaming about the Skywalker Special, ie killing children
She will in the 2026 movie. Luke is a busy guy.
>How can they still be loyal to the Empire
>"Its not loyalty, its greed"
Really? Because the guy said "long live the empire" and tried to kill a general and a Jedi knight. That's dedication to a cause, not greed. Even if he succeeded, he would have been hunted as a criminal for the rest of us life.
Why is Star Wars so scared to explore a pro-Empire viewpoint?
Why is Star Wars so scared to explore a pro-Empire viewpoint?
Andor is the closest we are gonna get
>Andor is the closest we are gonna get
No, the closest we got was The Bad Batch. Andor was nothing. We never truly got the Imperial POV in that, just knowing what the bad guys were up to in their search for Cassian Andor.
> The Bad Batch
Literally never heard of this.
these 30 secs are better than all the 2 hours of ASHEka
also never heard of the show
It's alright.
If you're willing to tread through 95% filler garbage where the main characters also feel like filler then you're gonna love the bad batch
If it's not conceited c**ts walking down corridors for 5 minutes and speaking at 0.5 speed, I will.
>finally
Are you morons really not aware he just waits to see what everyone else thinks first then regurgitates it all back for you morons to gulp up? I don't even watch this dumb frick and I can see that's what he does. Youtube really homosexualry needs to be purged from this board.
That's what makes him based because he verifies what I was maybe already thinking but gives me a voice and talking points I can use to own the chuds
Any news on his movie he's supposedly making? I love when critics make their own stuff and it stinks to high heaven. The irony is delicious.
>already a failed writer
>going to be a failed director
haha please tell me you're joking
he dissed shin, will Cinemaphile finally disavow?
>some middle-aged alcoholic has terrible taste
What else is new?
hows her foot game?
I'd assume solid.
There's not a single picture of her midriff on the Internet and I find it insulting.
>Wanna see my midrif? Work for it, anon.
But what if it's "mid"? Rewards must be clear if attainment should hold any meaning beyond ideation. The ladder of aspiration should start with a modest bellybutton reveal up front, and increasing surface area predicated on mutual agreement on the progression of set goals.
Woke casting. Very message.
I want her to peg me
No, no I don't think we will
Dubs of truth pointing out the obvious. I try to ignore those kinds of posts now. They're usually such weak ass bait.
This. Anyone who doesn't like what I like should be ignored.
I forget what battered wives star wars gays are
>Ignores Zahn books
>Thrawn prbly still Rebels tier moron
>No Chiss
>No Vanto
lol
At least this way we can say the Zahn books and Filoniwars are different timelines with different versions of Thrawn, which is more coherent than trying to explain his sudden personality changes if they're all one continuity.
I was just at Disney World and went through their newish Star Wars area a couple times. It’s at least 80% Nu-Wars stuff, 15% Original, 5% Prequels. They’re all in trying to make Nu-Wars succeed; hell they had a bunch of Nu-Wars merch (and a TV show I think) designed for toddlers. Trying to raise the next generation of Star Wars consoomers on Rey Finn and Adam Driver. Kinda admire the boldness and risk but it probably won’t pan out
It won’t pan out, there is a reason the games and many of the shows are now just throwing other shit out there and why the interim between the OT and ST and not the ST itself is now the common playground.
Imagine still watching any Yidsney Wars
Imagine still watching youtube chudslop
Chuds don’t watch that shit. Normalgays watch it. Chuds have been pretty successful at poisoning media for normoids. Or maybe chuds didn’t do much and they were just the first ones to get fatigued
There's chuds and there's chuds.
Isn’t this a huge miscast? All of the Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile crowd only liked Ashoka because she seemed to be a minor or minor coded. Casting an adult human female probably lost them a lot of their most fanatical fans
Here's another take
taking a shot at making videos, eh?
BURRRRRRP Ughhh women bad, blacks bad, URRUUUPP black women worse, worse still lesbians URGHHHHH ffffrick off, film.
>puts on It's A Wonderful Life
Now THAT's what a real film is, all patriarchicalous and white and puts the ChrrrrIST back in CHRRRRAISTmus BRAAAAAP urghh I really hate film yet drag myself to watch every capeshit slop becuase feeding the entertainment machine is literally how oi make muh livin'. Hasn't my sanity had enough? URFF Nah, it'll be fine.
>puts the ChrrrrIST back in CHRRRRAISTmus BRAAAAAP
Pretty sure Critical Grifter is a massive fedoralord.
>noooo you have to love obnoxious nostalgia critic tier fricking loser ranting on israelitetube
Black person Black person chicken dinner
>nooooo you have to love many looking zesty hollyisraelite nigresses on the Yidsney channel
israelite israelite stole my foreskin
Some parts he hit the nail on the head. Why is everyone written to be stoic in the face of happy people? Who are these characters anymore? They weren't always like this.
All parts hit the nail on the head. Some fa/tv/irgins just don't want to hear the truth from an eceleb grifter.
his points are kiddie pool depth, anyone can make broad stroking statements about this shit, is this seriously the best that right wing 'comedy' can come up with anymore?
>broad stroking statements
He's criticizing very specific failures of the writing THOUGH? Still kiddie pool depth, but Ahsoka doesn't give you much to work with anyway. Might as well keep it at the level of a snarky synopsis.
Kiddie pool depth critique for a kiddy pool depth show. It would be worse if he was projecting like he did during his She-Hulk review which was also garbage but he was extremely fair here.
Jannies are on high alert right now, they need to delete any gorbald flormpt mugshot thread in 3 microseconds
I thought Cinemaphile was all about free speech
Not for raiding trolls
this guy is such a fricking pseud holy shit, unless a movie is a meme hit he essentially only watches Marvelshit or action-adventure movies either from the 80s-90s or based on 80s-90s nostalgia.
>that Russel Brand podcast where Brand asked him to name female protagonists he liked
>he stopped at Sarah Connor and Ellen Ripley (the most basic b***h answers) before pausing for two minutes
>then said Marion Ravenwood, a side character in someone else's movie from 1981
>then complained about how so many movies are "old man is shown up by young woman" indicating he literally has only watched Indiana Jones and Star Wars
Imagine not hating women.
this.
nobody can possibly actually like womanslop movies
Bunch of seething Cinemaphile manbabies ITT lmao. Your shitty SW cartoons are insanely overrated and Ashoka is boring.
>manbaby
Actual, unironic American detected.
>seething about use of "manbaby"
Actual, unironic American leftist detected
You morons seriously defending the Ahsoka show purely out of spite of some e-celeb that hates it?
Spite is the only thing that matters to twitter-addicted homosexuals.
They're cartoontrannies who suffer from Peter Pan syndrom
Woke bad
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>ITS SHITE
>GO AWEY NOW
>- The Cri'i'cal Dreenkur
>literally ~~*Disney*~~
Yes I'm a Disney shill because I don't support banal grifters.
I haven't even seen Ahsoka yet but I'm about to watch. I can form my own opinions, thank you very much
I think it's the perfect show for you.
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MODERN AUDIENCES
TATIYANA
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DRINKING
GO AWAY NOW
>TATIYANA