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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no i think there are far better soundtracks out there

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU ARE A TOY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ARE A GOY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU
      ARE
      A
      MAAAAAAAAAAALE

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOL IS HE LOOKING AT BUZZ'S BIG PENIS LMAO

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still prefer 2. Stinky Pete was the most compelling Toy Story villain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      peaked with 2

      >Best
      Toy Story 2
      >Worst
      Shark Tale

      >improves on everything in the first movie in your path

      Toy Story 2 is not as good as the original Toy Story.
      It's not even close.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    finding nemo is better

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Surpasses you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does this look like it's printed on canvas

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer has never seen DVD covers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there was a sequel to Antz? based I have to watch this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lou Lumenick of the New York Post called the film "generic" and wrote that "adults will be less than enchanted by its preachiness, talkiness, and Communist Party-line political views"
      Ok now I'm genuinely interested lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lou Lemmiwinks probably needs to take his meds

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a snake in my boot

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The moment that changed cinema, the moment that ruined it

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this poster proof that Buzz has a hog?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LOL IS HE LOOKING AT BUZZ'S BIG PENIS LMAO

      Why are you zoomers so obsessed with wiener?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You’re just jealous Buzz Lightyear gets more puss than you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Internet exposed to the world the difference between penis size among men and it mentally broke them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Why are you zoomers so obsessed with wiener?

          I’m just happy that Buzz gets a win in someway after Lightyear bombed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My teacher (female) in biology class told me that aside from some minute differences in shape, most wieners were of the same size.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This unironically. Now, of course I have a huge dick to go with my towering intellect, so it doesn't have the same emotional power over me that it has over you. However the presence of superior males turns men into gays and trannies, through a variety of biological and psychological mechanisms. The internet puts you in the territory of limitless superior men, so modern manhood is fundamentally damaged. That's true even if you're tall and confident, so manlets and dicklets have virtually no chance.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toy Story 1 and Shrek 1 are perfect animated entertainment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pixar scored an amazing film on the first try, while PDI did it on their second (their first film, Antz, was quite good, but not Shrek tier good)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Toy Story isnt Pixars first film, technically Tron is

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Didn’t they also do the CG for the original Star Wars trilogy?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they had "special effects" for the lasers and lightsabers, but it was costly to render them, so they used them sparingly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek is overrated. Le funny side-kick character is just overengineered.

      Still a good movie but flawed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >brainlet doesn't get Don Quixote reference
        To be expected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Truest post ever posted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Toy Story > Shrek 2 > Toy Story 2 >> Shrek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fiona is too bland in 2, and Shrek became a boring simp (he lost that sense of humor he had in 1, which wasn't that funny yet made him happy)

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TS 1&2, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo, Incredibles, Ratatouille and Wall E are of similar quality, aka absurdly good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ratatouille
      let's not get carried away

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just because the wife-killer is in the movie doesn’t make it bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's not that good either

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well yeah, that ones obviously the best Pixar film of all time, but the meter ends at 10/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ratatouille
      What do people see in this mediocre film? It doesn't even feel like Pixar, it may as well be a direct to video movie from a no-name studio.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I know nothing about scriptwriting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why, is the movie some kind of meta commentary on script writing that only pretentious film students will understand?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its all about le cronch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >TS 1&2, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo, Incredibles, Ratatouille and Wall E

      Pixar goldenage

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    peaked with 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >improves on everything in the first movie in your path

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        TS4 directly ignores everything from this scene, frick.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pixar had the greatest run of quality in cinema history before Disney bought them and turned them into a sequel machine

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was Randy Newmen even that good? His only good song was Short People

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really bro?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rewatch Toy Story, bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i cry everi tim

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1995 : Toy Story
    >1998 : Antz, A Bug's Life
    >1999 : Toy Story 2
    >2001 : Shrek, Monsters Inc
    >2002 : Ice Age
    >2003 : Finding Nemo
    >2004 : Shrek 2, Shark Tale, The Incredibles
    >2005 : Robots, Madagascar, Chicken Little
    out of all the mainstream fully CG films released in the next 10 years after Toy Story premiered, which is the best and the worst one for you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Best
      Toy Story 2
      >Worst
      Shark Tale

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        come on, Shark Tale wasn't that bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its the worst from that list, pick one thats worse

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Robots because of the awful third act. I also don't like Shrek 2 at all

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Robots and Shrek 2 are way better than Shark Tale

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shrek 2 is garbage. Barely worth a review

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lots of stupid shit in this scene

                Bug people

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                poor Farquaad wasn't mentioned or referenced in Shrek 2, like he never existed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he died

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh word?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he died

                I was more mad he wasn't mentioned at all in Shrek 4

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But thats wrong

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shrek 2 is worse than Shark Tale

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, say that pic related was a good idea and try not to laugh when you do it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            pretty good character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      best is the incredibles
      worst is probably antz or robots, idk i never saw either
      chicken little is pretty shit also

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i haven't seen it therefore it's... LE BAD
        soi tier opinion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you should watch Antz. Great flick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Toy story, Incredibles, Monsters Inc, and Nemo are the best.

      Shrek was good, but it wasnt touching.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        F*male detected

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blows all competition out of the water forever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit movie

        >seething and coping commences
        Nothing will EVER live up to this pure distilled kino. EVER.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lots of stupid shit in this scene

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Short Circuit 2 did the "Holding Out For a Hero plays during the climax" thing first

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It might not stand the test of time, but shrek 1 and 2 were pretty darn kino for the period they were released. I genuinely cant remember anything past that though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shrek 2 is garbage. Barely worth a review

        you're on fricking crack, my friends. its a good film

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i think the storyline is awful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit movie

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he is literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the earth segment at the beginning of this film is pure comfy kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That came after the first 10 years.
      Wall-E and UP are amazingly kino, though.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks path

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Woody is in shock that they made a children's toy about that weird time travel drama that flopped.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So which youtuber made the "Shrek 2 is bad - and here's why" youtube video that caused all of Gen-Z to suddenly hate the movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was never good. Sausage Party director helming a Shrek film was a mistake. He made a stupid sequel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sausage Party director
        A fact you definitely knew before some youtuber gave you the opinion
        >He made a stupid sequel
        Give a reasoned, evidenced argument as to why you feel this way.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Farbucks Coffee, Armani Armoury, Burger Prince, Abercrombie & Witch, Barney's Old York, Versarchery, Pewtery Barn, Fe-Fi-Fo Schwartz, Saxxon Fifth Avenue, Baskin Robinhood, Epiphany & Co, Old Knavery, Banana Kingdom, Tower of London Records, GAP Queen, FFAPS, Friar's Fat Boy, ME! Entertainment, Pork Illustrated
          >Beverly Hills sign, Paramount Studios entrance, Angelyne billboard, Lethal Arrow 4 poster and Hollywood sign
          Shrek 2 is stupid shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >background jokes in a children's movie
            AIIEEEE I'M GOING INSANE!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Shrek 2
              >children movie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he posted, on a childrens forum

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >this cartoon was made for adults
                back to Cinemaphile, gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what is the point of mentioning a movie he directed 15+ years later? do you think that helps your argument or something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because they're both just as inmature

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek 2's last 10 mins were so obviously made in a rush. Easy resolution, poor editing, and no explanation as to what happened to Charming (he tosses wand to her mother and then disappears for the next mins until a quick gag in party ending)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate joy and fun

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Incredibles is better though

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek 2 is god tier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking SOUL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that animation style is drab as hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing cgi films in 35mm, we need to go back

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How To Train Your Dragon was better to me.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jokes about a transvestite bartender, Pinocchio wearing a thong, Charming using cherry glitter lipstick, a "gender confused" wolf, worker unions, police brutality (knee on neck/pepper mace), drug busting, stress eating, dental coverage, DUI tests, a grown up man spoiled by his mom, kids getting drunk at a party, neutering with a sword, a love potion full of lust, a receptionist pushing a button with middle finger, animal testing, phone numbers on bathroom wall, sexual assault, porn magazines, rolling in the hay, horny milkmaids ("pick me as your love. I'll be true... enough"), cellulite thighs, blind people, answering machines, a man with his name written in pink letters in his suit spanking his ass while holding a chair, laxant potions, in-flight movies, a cat licking his privates while purring, "are we there yet?" montage, Ariel getting mauled by sharks, Fiona shaving her face, wienerblocking, wasting food, holding going to bathroom during dinner, dead pet fishes on a dirty bowl, a white bronco chase, miranda rights, crusade wounds, horse racing, mexican food, heart patients, a "hunk buffet", MJ crotch grab, smearing vapor rub on chest, female human shields, pig hangs from floating Fairy Godmother's leg, looks up and says "i see london, i see france", a puppy urinating herself, dove excrement on shoulder, farting, belching, "a nice BM", slow motion hair flips, kissing on the beach while rolling, the word "sexy", Happy Meal toys and paper crown, Puss' cutesy eyes, german/spanish/french accents, bald people, Starbucks everywhere, the KitKatClub, the academy awards (Joan Rivers appears), a bush shaped like Shirley Bassey, a Justin Timberlake poster, a "Chastity Belt" poster, an image of Prince Charles, parcheesi games, catching a tournament and sunday barbecues
    Shrek 2 tries too hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy autism batman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek 2 is an allegory of white parents learning to love their black son-in-law, it was pozzed from the start

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's just a fairytale version of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 surpassed it

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the first CGI movie is also the best

    they peaked too soon. . .pixarbros noo

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *The mogger that remains unmogged*

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nothing can surpass old anything because everything is falling off a cliff anon

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars, The Wonder Years, From Here to Eternity, Jaws, Fellowship of the Ring, Sonic the Hedgehog, Street Fighter 2, Spider Man, About Schmidt, Hawaii 5-0, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Rawhide, Beverly Hills Cop, Wizard of Oz, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, Mr. Microphone commercial, Beverly Hillbillies, Angelyne, Lethal Weapon 4, Austin Powers, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?, The Meaning of Life, Seinfield, Mary Poppins, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Seven Year Itch, Prince Charles portrait, This is Spinal Tap, Fawlty Towers, The Fifth Element, Happy Meal, Batman, Justin Timberlake poster, The Shining, Britney Spears poster, Shirley Bassey bush, El Zorro, Alien, Dinner for One, "give him the Bob Barker treatment", Keebler Cookies, Charlie and Chocolate Factory, Grimm Brothers, Pretty Woman, Corinthian Leather commercial, Mission Impossible 2, Indiana Jones, Swan Lake, Annie, Sanford and Son, The Hours, The Graduate, Garfield, Love Potion N9, Absolutely Fabulous, Joan Rivers cameo, Wheel of Fortune, Cops, O.J chase, Mission Impossible, Frankenstein, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Ghostbusters, Blazing Saddles, End of the Universe (Lewis Black joke), Honey I Blew the Kid, Fabulous Baker Boys, Short Circuit 2, Godzilla, E.T the Extraterrestial, Attack of the Clones, MJ crotch grab, Flashdance, Rat Race, KitKatClub
    >Red Riding Hood, Ariel, Tinkerbell, Pinocchio, Big Bad Wolf, Blind Mice, 3 Pigs, Gingerbread Man, Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming, Captain Hook, Headless Horseman, Ugly Stepsister, Puss in Boots, Lumiere, Cogsworth, Jill, Hansel & Gretel, Tom Thumb, Thumbelina, Sleeping Beauty, Magic Mirror, Muffin Man
    >Farbucks Coffee, Armani Armoury, Burger Prince, Abercrombie & Witch, Barney's Old York, Versarchery, Pewtery Barn, Fe-Fi-Fo Schwartz, Saxxon Fifth Avenue, Baskin Robinhood, Epiphany & Co, Old Knavery, Banana Kingdom, Tower of London Records, GAP Queen, FFAPD, Friar's Fat Boy, ME! Entertainment, Pork Illustrated
    Shrek 2 has too much pop culture

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the other thing about the internet, it's extremely flat. Not much topography. Memes are like huns expanding over defenseless flat steppe, but forget memes for a moment. You personally get exposed to far more ruthless competition than IRL. Someone who's good at something can mechanically repeat the action thousands of times and interact with millions of people, which makes the world seem full of gigachads and pro gamers if you're in a wide-open flat space like the internet. Your circumstances are essentially a weighted RNG that benefits greatly (relative to peers) from being in a space with only a few other people. Zoomers who grow up in social media globohomo, limited only by their imagination, I see them producing some great intellectual elites. The heightened competition will create new records. That said, the majority face a vicious grind for success in a world without walls.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU
    ARE
    A
    MAN

    Damn how did Disney get away with this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most media made before maybe even 2015 wouldnt have been able to be done today without getting censored

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Shrek 1
    >directors : Andrew Adamson, Victoria Jenson
    >producers : Aron Warner, John H. Williams, Jeffrey Katzenberg
    >executive producers : Penney Finkelman Cox, Sandra Rabins

    >Shrek 2
    >directors : Conrad Vernon, Kelly Asbury, Andrew Adamson
    >producers : Aron Warner, David Lipman, John H. Williams
    >executive producer : Jeffrey Katzenberg
    Shrek 2 suffered from not having a woman at the helm like the first one did (Jenson, Finkelman Cox, Rabins). It only had a bunch of dudes instead, who got rid of the subtle charm from 1 and put more emphasis on adult humor/pop culture references

    it doesn't help that Shrek 2 was made after 1 turned out a surprise blockbuster, sold millions of DVD copies and won the academy award, so the work environment during production of 2 was more arrogant. 2 was also made after 9/11 and during the Bush years, unlike 1

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just so you're all aware the anti-Shrek 2 autist is a schizo from Cinemaphile

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's:

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ever seen Boy Story? It's me abusing boys sexually for 3 hours.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    masterpiece of cinema

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 is pretty fricking good and has a better game tie-in

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