>Lou Lumenick of the New York Post called the film "generic" and wrote that "adults will be less than enchanted by its preachiness, talkiness, and Communist Party-line political views"
Ok now I'm genuinely interested lmao
This unironically. Now, of course I have a huge dick to go with my towering intellect, so it doesn't have the same emotional power over me that it has over you. However the presence of superior males turns men into gays and trannies, through a variety of biological and psychological mechanisms. The internet puts you in the territory of limitless superior men, so modern manhood is fundamentally damaged. That's true even if you're tall and confident, so manlets and dicklets have virtually no chance.
>Ratatouille
What do people see in this mediocre film? It doesn't even feel like Pixar, it may as well be a direct to video movie from a no-name studio.
>1995 : Toy Story >1998 : Antz, A Bug's Life >1999 : Toy Story 2 >2001 : Shrek, Monsters Inc >2002 : Ice Age >2003 : Finding Nemo >2004 : Shrek 2, Shark Tale, The Incredibles >2005 : Robots, Madagascar, Chicken Little
out of all the mainstream fully CG films released in the next 10 years after Toy Story premiered, which is the best and the worst one for you?
It might not stand the test of time, but shrek 1 and 2 were pretty darn kino for the period they were released. I genuinely cant remember anything past that though.
>Sausage Party director
A fact you definitely knew before some youtuber gave you the opinion >He made a stupid sequel
Give a reasoned, evidenced argument as to why you feel this way.
Shrek 2's last 10 mins were so obviously made in a rush. Easy resolution, poor editing, and no explanation as to what happened to Charming (he tosses wand to her mother and then disappears for the next mins until a quick gag in party ending)
>jokes about a transvestite bartender, Pinocchio wearing a thong, Charming using cherry glitter lipstick, a "gender confused" wolf, worker unions, police brutality (knee on neck/pepper mace), drug busting, stress eating, dental coverage, DUI tests, a grown up man spoiled by his mom, kids getting drunk at a party, neutering with a sword, a love potion full of lust, a receptionist pushing a button with middle finger, animal testing, phone numbers on bathroom wall, sexual assault, porn magazines, rolling in the hay, horny milkmaids ("pick me as your love. I'll be true... enough"), cellulite thighs, blind people, answering machines, a man with his name written in pink letters in his suit spanking his ass while holding a chair, laxant potions, in-flight movies, a cat licking his privates while purring, "are we there yet?" montage, Ariel getting mauled by sharks, Fiona shaving her face, wienerblocking, wasting food, holding going to bathroom during dinner, dead pet fishes on a dirty bowl, a white bronco chase, miranda rights, crusade wounds, horse racing, mexican food, heart patients, a "hunk buffet", MJ crotch grab, smearing vapor rub on chest, female human shields, pig hangs from floating Fairy Godmother's leg, looks up and says "i see london, i see france", a puppy urinating herself, dove excrement on shoulder, farting, belching, "a nice BM", slow motion hair flips, kissing on the beach while rolling, the word "sexy", Happy Meal toys and paper crown, Puss' cutesy eyes, german/spanish/french accents, bald people, Starbucks everywhere, the KitKatClub, the academy awards (Joan Rivers appears), a bush shaped like Shirley Bassey, a Justin Timberlake poster, a "Chastity Belt" poster, an image of Prince Charles, parcheesi games, catching a tournament and sunday barbecues
Shrek 2 tries too hard
>Star Wars, The Wonder Years, From Here to Eternity, Jaws, Fellowship of the Ring, Sonic the Hedgehog, Street Fighter 2, Spider Man, About Schmidt, Hawaii 5-0, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Rawhide, Beverly Hills Cop, Wizard of Oz, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, Mr. Microphone commercial, Beverly Hillbillies, Angelyne, Lethal Weapon 4, Austin Powers, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?, The Meaning of Life, Seinfield, Mary Poppins, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Seven Year Itch, Prince Charles portrait, This is Spinal Tap, Fawlty Towers, The Fifth Element, Happy Meal, Batman, Justin Timberlake poster, The Shining, Britney Spears poster, Shirley Bassey bush, El Zorro, Alien, Dinner for One, "give him the Bob Barker treatment", Keebler Cookies, Charlie and Chocolate Factory, Grimm Brothers, Pretty Woman, Corinthian Leather commercial, Mission Impossible 2, Indiana Jones, Swan Lake, Annie, Sanford and Son, The Hours, The Graduate, Garfield, Love Potion N9, Absolutely Fabulous, Joan Rivers cameo, Wheel of Fortune, Cops, O.J chase, Mission Impossible, Frankenstein, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Ghostbusters, Blazing Saddles, End of the Universe (Lewis Black joke), Honey I Blew the Kid, Fabulous Baker Boys, Short Circuit 2, Godzilla, E.T the Extraterrestial, Attack of the Clones, MJ crotch grab, Flashdance, Rat Race, KitKatClub >Red Riding Hood, Ariel, Tinkerbell, Pinocchio, Big Bad Wolf, Blind Mice, 3 Pigs, Gingerbread Man, Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming, Captain Hook, Headless Horseman, Ugly Stepsister, Puss in Boots, Lumiere, Cogsworth, Jill, Hansel & Gretel, Tom Thumb, Thumbelina, Sleeping Beauty, Magic Mirror, Muffin Man >Farbucks Coffee, Armani Armoury, Burger Prince, Abercrombie & Witch, Barney's Old York, Versarchery, Pewtery Barn, Fe-Fi-Fo Schwartz, Saxxon Fifth Avenue, Baskin Robinhood, Epiphany & Co, Old Knavery, Banana Kingdom, Tower of London Records, GAP Queen, FFAPD, Friar's Fat Boy, ME! Entertainment, Pork Illustrated
Shrek 2 has too much pop culture
the other thing about the internet, it's extremely flat. Not much topography. Memes are like huns expanding over defenseless flat steppe, but forget memes for a moment. You personally get exposed to far more ruthless competition than IRL. Someone who's good at something can mechanically repeat the action thousands of times and interact with millions of people, which makes the world seem full of gigachads and pro gamers if you're in a wide-open flat space like the internet. Your circumstances are essentially a weighted RNG that benefits greatly (relative to peers) from being in a space with only a few other people. Zoomers who grow up in social media globohomo, limited only by their imagination, I see them producing some great intellectual elites. The heightened competition will create new records. That said, the majority face a vicious grind for success in a world without walls.
>Shrek 1 >directors : Andrew Adamson, Victoria Jenson >producers : Aron Warner, John H. Williams, Jeffrey Katzenberg >executive producers : Penney Finkelman Cox, Sandra Rabins
>Shrek 2 >directors : Conrad Vernon, Kelly Asbury, Andrew Adamson >producers : Aron Warner, David Lipman, John H. Williams >executive producer : Jeffrey Katzenberg
Shrek 2 suffered from not having a woman at the helm like the first one did (Jenson, Finkelman Cox, Rabins). It only had a bunch of dudes instead, who got rid of the subtle charm from 1 and put more emphasis on adult humor/pop culture references
it doesn't help that Shrek 2 was made after 1 turned out a surprise blockbuster, sold millions of DVD copies and won the academy award, so the work environment during production of 2 was more arrogant. 2 was also made after 9/11 and during the Bush years, unlike 1
no i think there are far better soundtracks out there
YOU ARE A TOY
YOU ARE A GOY
YOU
ARE
A
MAAAAAAAAAAALE
LOL IS HE LOOKING AT BUZZ'S BIG PENIS LMAO
I still prefer 2. Stinky Pete was the most compelling Toy Story villain.
Toy Story 2 is not as good as the original Toy Story.
It's not even close.
finding nemo is better
>Surpasses you
why does this look like it's printed on canvas
>zoomer has never seen DVD covers
there was a sequel to Antz? based I have to watch this
>Lou Lumenick of the New York Post called the film "generic" and wrote that "adults will be less than enchanted by its preachiness, talkiness, and Communist Party-line political views"
Ok now I'm genuinely interested lmao
Lou Lemmiwinks probably needs to take his meds
There's a snake in my boot
The moment that changed cinema, the moment that ruined it
Is this poster proof that Buzz has a hog?
Why are you zoomers so obsessed with wiener?
You’re just jealous Buzz Lightyear gets more puss than you.
Internet exposed to the world the difference between penis size among men and it mentally broke them.
I’m just happy that Buzz gets a win in someway after Lightyear bombed.
My teacher (female) in biology class told me that aside from some minute differences in shape, most wieners were of the same size.
This unironically. Now, of course I have a huge dick to go with my towering intellect, so it doesn't have the same emotional power over me that it has over you. However the presence of superior males turns men into gays and trannies, through a variety of biological and psychological mechanisms. The internet puts you in the territory of limitless superior men, so modern manhood is fundamentally damaged. That's true even if you're tall and confident, so manlets and dicklets have virtually no chance.
Toy Story 1 and Shrek 1 are perfect animated entertainment
Based
Pixar scored an amazing film on the first try, while PDI did it on their second (their first film, Antz, was quite good, but not Shrek tier good)
Toy Story isnt Pixars first film, technically Tron is
Didn’t they also do the CG for the original Star Wars trilogy?
they had "special effects" for the lasers and lightsabers, but it was costly to render them, so they used them sparingly
Shrek is overrated. Le funny side-kick character is just overengineered.
Still a good movie but flawed.
>brainlet doesn't get Don Quixote reference
To be expected
Truest post ever posted
Toy Story > Shrek 2 > Toy Story 2 >> Shrek
Fiona is too bland in 2, and Shrek became a boring simp (he lost that sense of humor he had in 1, which wasn't that funny yet made him happy)
TS 1&2, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo, Incredibles, Ratatouille and Wall E are of similar quality, aka absurdly good
>Ratatouille
let's not get carried away
Just because the wife-killer is in the movie doesn’t make it bad
it's not that good either
well yeah, that ones obviously the best Pixar film of all time, but the meter ends at 10/10
>Ratatouille
What do people see in this mediocre film? It doesn't even feel like Pixar, it may as well be a direct to video movie from a no-name studio.
>I know nothing about scriptwriting
Why, is the movie some kind of meta commentary on script writing that only pretentious film students will understand?
its all about le cronch
>TS 1&2, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo, Incredibles, Ratatouille and Wall E
Pixar goldenage
peaked with 2
>improves on everything in the first movie in your path
TS4 directly ignores everything from this scene, frick.
Pixar had the greatest run of quality in cinema history before Disney bought them and turned them into a sequel machine
Was Randy Newmen even that good? His only good song was Short People
Really bro?
Rewatch Toy Story, bro
i cry everi tim
>1995 : Toy Story
>1998 : Antz, A Bug's Life
>1999 : Toy Story 2
>2001 : Shrek, Monsters Inc
>2002 : Ice Age
>2003 : Finding Nemo
>2004 : Shrek 2, Shark Tale, The Incredibles
>2005 : Robots, Madagascar, Chicken Little
out of all the mainstream fully CG films released in the next 10 years after Toy Story premiered, which is the best and the worst one for you?
>Best
Toy Story 2
>Worst
Shark Tale
come on, Shark Tale wasn't that bad
Its the worst from that list, pick one thats worse
Robots because of the awful third act. I also don't like Shrek 2 at all
Robots and Shrek 2 are way better than Shark Tale
Shrek 2 is garbage. Barely worth a review
Bug people
poor Farquaad wasn't mentioned or referenced in Shrek 2, like he never existed
he died
oh word?
I was more mad he wasn't mentioned at all in Shrek 4
But thats wrong
Shrek 2 is worse than Shark Tale
Anon, say that pic related was a good idea and try not to laugh when you do it
pretty good character
best is the incredibles
worst is probably antz or robots, idk i never saw either
chicken little is pretty shit also
>i haven't seen it therefore it's... LE BAD
soi tier opinion
you should watch Antz. Great flick
Toy story, Incredibles, Monsters Inc, and Nemo are the best.
Shrek was good, but it wasnt touching.
F*male detected
>blows all competition out of the water forever
nah
>seething and coping commences
Nothing will EVER live up to this pure distilled kino. EVER.
lots of stupid shit in this scene
Short Circuit 2 did the "Holding Out For a Hero plays during the climax" thing first
It might not stand the test of time, but shrek 1 and 2 were pretty darn kino for the period they were released. I genuinely cant remember anything past that though.
you're on fricking crack, my friends. its a good film
i think the storyline is awful
Reddit movie
*blocks your path*
he is literally me
the earth segment at the beginning of this film is pure comfy kino
That came after the first 10 years.
Wall-E and UP are amazingly kino, though.
>blocks path
Woody is in shock that they made a children's toy about that weird time travel drama that flopped.
So which youtuber made the "Shrek 2 is bad - and here's why" youtube video that caused all of Gen-Z to suddenly hate the movie?
it was never good. Sausage Party director helming a Shrek film was a mistake. He made a stupid sequel
>Sausage Party director
A fact you definitely knew before some youtuber gave you the opinion
>He made a stupid sequel
Give a reasoned, evidenced argument as to why you feel this way.
>Farbucks Coffee, Armani Armoury, Burger Prince, Abercrombie & Witch, Barney's Old York, Versarchery, Pewtery Barn, Fe-Fi-Fo Schwartz, Saxxon Fifth Avenue, Baskin Robinhood, Epiphany & Co, Old Knavery, Banana Kingdom, Tower of London Records, GAP Queen, FFAPS, Friar's Fat Boy, ME! Entertainment, Pork Illustrated
>Beverly Hills sign, Paramount Studios entrance, Angelyne billboard, Lethal Arrow 4 poster and Hollywood sign
Shrek 2 is stupid shit
>background jokes in a children's movie
AIIEEEE I'M GOING INSANE!
>Shrek 2
>children movie
>he posted, on a childrens forum
>this cartoon was made for adults
back to Cinemaphile, gay
what is the point of mentioning a movie he directed 15+ years later? do you think that helps your argument or something?
because they're both just as inmature
Shrek 2's last 10 mins were so obviously made in a rush. Easy resolution, poor editing, and no explanation as to what happened to Charming (he tosses wand to her mother and then disappears for the next mins until a quick gag in party ending)
>I hate joy and fun
Incredibles is better though
Shrek 2 is god tier
Fricking SOUL
that animation style is drab as hell
Seeing cgi films in 35mm, we need to go back
How To Train Your Dragon was better to me.
>jokes about a transvestite bartender, Pinocchio wearing a thong, Charming using cherry glitter lipstick, a "gender confused" wolf, worker unions, police brutality (knee on neck/pepper mace), drug busting, stress eating, dental coverage, DUI tests, a grown up man spoiled by his mom, kids getting drunk at a party, neutering with a sword, a love potion full of lust, a receptionist pushing a button with middle finger, animal testing, phone numbers on bathroom wall, sexual assault, porn magazines, rolling in the hay, horny milkmaids ("pick me as your love. I'll be true... enough"), cellulite thighs, blind people, answering machines, a man with his name written in pink letters in his suit spanking his ass while holding a chair, laxant potions, in-flight movies, a cat licking his privates while purring, "are we there yet?" montage, Ariel getting mauled by sharks, Fiona shaving her face, wienerblocking, wasting food, holding going to bathroom during dinner, dead pet fishes on a dirty bowl, a white bronco chase, miranda rights, crusade wounds, horse racing, mexican food, heart patients, a "hunk buffet", MJ crotch grab, smearing vapor rub on chest, female human shields, pig hangs from floating Fairy Godmother's leg, looks up and says "i see london, i see france", a puppy urinating herself, dove excrement on shoulder, farting, belching, "a nice BM", slow motion hair flips, kissing on the beach while rolling, the word "sexy", Happy Meal toys and paper crown, Puss' cutesy eyes, german/spanish/french accents, bald people, Starbucks everywhere, the KitKatClub, the academy awards (Joan Rivers appears), a bush shaped like Shirley Bassey, a Justin Timberlake poster, a "Chastity Belt" poster, an image of Prince Charles, parcheesi games, catching a tournament and sunday barbecues
Shrek 2 tries too hard
Holy autism batman
Shrek 2 is an allegory of white parents learning to love their black son-in-law, it was pozzed from the start
it's just a fairytale version of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
3 surpassed it
>the first CGI movie is also the best
they peaked too soon. . .pixarbros noo
*The mogger that remains unmogged*
nothing can surpass old anything because everything is falling off a cliff anon
>Star Wars, The Wonder Years, From Here to Eternity, Jaws, Fellowship of the Ring, Sonic the Hedgehog, Street Fighter 2, Spider Man, About Schmidt, Hawaii 5-0, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Rawhide, Beverly Hills Cop, Wizard of Oz, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, Mr. Microphone commercial, Beverly Hillbillies, Angelyne, Lethal Weapon 4, Austin Powers, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?, The Meaning of Life, Seinfield, Mary Poppins, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Seven Year Itch, Prince Charles portrait, This is Spinal Tap, Fawlty Towers, The Fifth Element, Happy Meal, Batman, Justin Timberlake poster, The Shining, Britney Spears poster, Shirley Bassey bush, El Zorro, Alien, Dinner for One, "give him the Bob Barker treatment", Keebler Cookies, Charlie and Chocolate Factory, Grimm Brothers, Pretty Woman, Corinthian Leather commercial, Mission Impossible 2, Indiana Jones, Swan Lake, Annie, Sanford and Son, The Hours, The Graduate, Garfield, Love Potion N9, Absolutely Fabulous, Joan Rivers cameo, Wheel of Fortune, Cops, O.J chase, Mission Impossible, Frankenstein, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Ghostbusters, Blazing Saddles, End of the Universe (Lewis Black joke), Honey I Blew the Kid, Fabulous Baker Boys, Short Circuit 2, Godzilla, E.T the Extraterrestial, Attack of the Clones, MJ crotch grab, Flashdance, Rat Race, KitKatClub
>Red Riding Hood, Ariel, Tinkerbell, Pinocchio, Big Bad Wolf, Blind Mice, 3 Pigs, Gingerbread Man, Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming, Captain Hook, Headless Horseman, Ugly Stepsister, Puss in Boots, Lumiere, Cogsworth, Jill, Hansel & Gretel, Tom Thumb, Thumbelina, Sleeping Beauty, Magic Mirror, Muffin Man
>Farbucks Coffee, Armani Armoury, Burger Prince, Abercrombie & Witch, Barney's Old York, Versarchery, Pewtery Barn, Fe-Fi-Fo Schwartz, Saxxon Fifth Avenue, Baskin Robinhood, Epiphany & Co, Old Knavery, Banana Kingdom, Tower of London Records, GAP Queen, FFAPD, Friar's Fat Boy, ME! Entertainment, Pork Illustrated
Shrek 2 has too much pop culture
the other thing about the internet, it's extremely flat. Not much topography. Memes are like huns expanding over defenseless flat steppe, but forget memes for a moment. You personally get exposed to far more ruthless competition than IRL. Someone who's good at something can mechanically repeat the action thousands of times and interact with millions of people, which makes the world seem full of gigachads and pro gamers if you're in a wide-open flat space like the internet. Your circumstances are essentially a weighted RNG that benefits greatly (relative to peers) from being in a space with only a few other people. Zoomers who grow up in social media globohomo, limited only by their imagination, I see them producing some great intellectual elites. The heightened competition will create new records. That said, the majority face a vicious grind for success in a world without walls.
YOU
ARE
A
MAN
Damn how did Disney get away with this
Most media made before maybe even 2015 wouldnt have been able to be done today without getting censored
>Shrek 1
>directors : Andrew Adamson, Victoria Jenson
>producers : Aron Warner, John H. Williams, Jeffrey Katzenberg
>executive producers : Penney Finkelman Cox, Sandra Rabins
>Shrek 2
>directors : Conrad Vernon, Kelly Asbury, Andrew Adamson
>producers : Aron Warner, David Lipman, John H. Williams
>executive producer : Jeffrey Katzenberg
Shrek 2 suffered from not having a woman at the helm like the first one did (Jenson, Finkelman Cox, Rabins). It only had a bunch of dudes instead, who got rid of the subtle charm from 1 and put more emphasis on adult humor/pop culture references
it doesn't help that Shrek 2 was made after 1 turned out a surprise blockbuster, sold millions of DVD copies and won the academy award, so the work environment during production of 2 was more arrogant. 2 was also made after 9/11 and during the Bush years, unlike 1
Just so you're all aware the anti-Shrek 2 autist is a schizo from Cinemaphile
For me it's:
Ever seen Boy Story? It's me abusing boys sexually for 3 hours.
masterpiece of cinema
2 is pretty fricking good and has a better game tie-in