they fricked up crouch jrs arch really badly. Voldemort himself said he was the most competent death eater he had, also goes in depth about how his dad failed him.
When I watched the film I was so confused, like why was crouch alive, where was winky and Ludo, why was Sirius absent, why did we never see Crouch/Lestranges trial. They cut out so much stuff it made it hard to watch and try and connect things.
>took out moody >successfully fooled everyone that he was moody, even Dumbledore >even after he was outed, the students still credited him for being the best DADA teacher the had along with the werewolf >inspired Ron and Harry to become Aurors >Voldemorts best death eater >so powerful had to be kissed
shame how the films shafted him
Sirius also said "If you want to know what a mans like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” while keeping Kreacher absolutely miserable. I know we're supposed to like Sirius cause he's Harry's godfather and all but honestly he's a bit dumb.
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>all but honestly he's a bit dumb.
hes a black. hes heavily inbred + years of Azkaban.
he didnt disown him, he broke him out of azkaban, took him home and imprisoned him there by putting him under imperius curse and forcing him to stay under an invicibility cloak at all times
barty jr was a lost cause by when his dad gave him attention
in the books he even makes a point to befreind and get on personal terms with Harry. It comes back to help him when he convinces harry to give the marauders map to him and tells him he was in Snapes office because Dumbledore told him to.
in the books he even makes a point to befreind and get on personal terms with Harry. It comes back to help him when he convinces harry to give the marauders map to him and tells him he was in Snapes office because Dumbledore told him to.
dude was a manipulative genius.
>inspired Ron and Harry to become Aurors
It's hilarious. Harry was motivated to become an Auror by a Death Eater.
>crouch also taught Harry to resist the imperius curse
there's a theory that he did this so Voldemort could have fun before killing Harry, like playing with his food. Still impressive he was able to hold off Voldys imperius curse.
>a werewolf, death eater in disguise, and harry himself in secret are the best DADA teachers Hogwarts had during his years
wizarding community was really fricked wasnt it
yea he just shows up at the end and rambles about the dark lord returning. at least the tried to connect wit when crouch sr freaked out when he saw him and ended up dead in the next scene.
It was a book too convulted.
The red herrings were too few or too many, but definitely not the right amount
The Crouch subplot, which was the most important thing at the end, was impossible to connect with. Movie or book. You just don't care.
Crouch should have been a Weasly relative or something.
"This thing happened to a jaded high ranked official, Harry..."
Like wtf ok
>The Crouch subplot, which was the most important thing at the end, was impossible to connect with. Movie or book. You just don't care.
JK herself even admits she did not expect the crouch subplot to be transported into the movie. she went through 13 drafts of the quidditch WC/death eater attack chapter and she literally admitted she handed it to the director knowing damn well he wouldn't be able to make it work.
Ludo Bagman did not need to exist in the books or the movies. he provides NOTHING to the plot other than showing up and cheating Fred and George out of money. The hermione house elf savior thing was also useless. If they were to include winky they would also have to include the crouch subplot which would have been impossible.
Fifth movie should have been split too. They made the shortest movie of the longest book and I dont think it's possible to watch the film and understand what's happening without reading the book first. The pacing is also way off
>Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been I killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?
rita sketter also wrote something about how Harry was crazy, could speak parseltounge and fainted in class etc and people actually believed what she wrote. any under normal circumstance harry would have been arrested.
the wizarding war killed off most of the smart and competent wizards or they ended up in Azkaban. This is why werewolves, imposters started to be hired regularly.
>jks fanfiction
kek it does seem that way
why doesnt she just write a few short novels of random POVs in the universe before and after Harry
could sweep another billion dollars
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the majority of the HP fanbase just choose to ignore it. if anything new Harry Potter related comes out (it shouldn't) it needs to be an animated series.
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JK said she hates prequels and its the reason why she won't do anything Marauder related.
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>jks fanfiction
kek it does seem that way
why doesnt she just write a few short novels of random POVs in the universe before and after Harry
could sweep another billion dollars
Good for her. Look at Rick Riordan absolutely MILKING the Percy Jackson franchise for all its worth.
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honestly as a Harry Potter fan it should just stay that way imo. dont want it to become Star Wars tier.
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Ending up like Star Wars is like the worst fate a franchise can hope for. Even before Disney got their hands on it the entire Extended Universe thing was an absolute mess. The original trilogy is the only decent bit.
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Ending up like Star Wars is like the worst fate a franchise can hope for. Even before Disney got their hands on it the entire Extended Universe thing was an absolute mess. The original trilogy is the only decent bit.
everything becomes a mess when you have multiple writers trying to cram everything into one story line including their personal agendas and self inserts.
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this. the star wars novels descended into backhanded shipping wars with both luke and wedge getting this treatment. there was also a female author who wrote a han solo prequel with han having a mary sue love interest pre leia
Harry potter is zoomer trash. the books are boring and all films expect the first two suck. and the second film is almost beat for beat the same as the first film, an unofficial remake basically.
reminder that Bertha Jorkins was pregnant and Wormtail killed her and they used her fetus to give Voldemort a body. JK was going to put this in the book but her editor made her take it out.
the GOF made the editor sick according to JK. it was going to have a lot more sicker stuff than that. It was supposed to be the turning point in the series and it was (voldy coming back)
>"monster inside Harry's chest" whenever he's around Ginny is some god-tier cringe.
the book was written by woman. Its why Harry describes all the males as handsome and burly but the girls get basic descriptions like "she had blonde hair and freckles"
harry liked cho + ginny was a weird fanboy back then, its not until she moves on from him + becomes a quidditch star + starts dating other boys does he start liking her.
He saw other guys dating her and went, wait she had a crush on me, I actually have a chance with her. I'd have preferred if he went with a qt like Parvati or Lavender though.
>Parvati
they went to the Yule ball (last minute) and Harry ditched her. Dean said she was one of the most attractive girls in his year. He only had eyes for Cho during that time. Harry is VERY picky about his women. He didnt even like Fleur.
>guess Ginny hit puberty and harry went "well damn"
this, one of the racist Slytherins, Blaise Zabini even found her attractive. Everyone boy in the school wanted her.
>when the death eaters are fricking shit up at the World Cup
I never understood this, there were thousands of wizards in attendance, all skilled and armed with wands. could they all have just ganged up on the death eaters?
All seven books should just have been a single movie.
kek the brown teens are looking for attention from daddy chan
they fricked up crouch jrs arch really badly. Voldemort himself said he was the most competent death eater he had, also goes in depth about how his dad failed him.
When I watched the film I was so confused, like why was crouch alive, where was winky and Ludo, why was Sirius absent, why did we never see Crouch/Lestranges trial. They cut out so much stuff it made it hard to watch and try and connect things.
>took out moody
>successfully fooled everyone that he was moody, even Dumbledore
>even after he was outed, the students still credited him for being the best DADA teacher the had along with the werewolf
>inspired Ron and Harry to become Aurors
>Voldemorts best death eater
>so powerful had to be kissed
shame how the films shafted him
imagine if his father cared about him, him being a teacher showed what could have been. he also had 12 OWLs.
He was proud of him iirc, it's just after the death eater business that he disowned him.
Sirius said "he should have spent more time with his son" crouch jr also hated his dad.
Sirius also said "If you want to know what a mans like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” while keeping Kreacher absolutely miserable. I know we're supposed to like Sirius cause he's Harry's godfather and all but honestly he's a bit dumb.
>all but honestly he's a bit dumb.
hes a black. hes heavily inbred + years of Azkaban.
he didnt disown him, he broke him out of azkaban, took him home and imprisoned him there by putting him under imperius curse and forcing him to stay under an invicibility cloak at all times
barty jr was a lost cause by when his dad gave him attention
And he was a good friend.
in the books he even makes a point to befreind and get on personal terms with Harry. It comes back to help him when he convinces harry to give the marauders map to him and tells him he was in Snapes office because Dumbledore told him to.
dude was a manipulative genius.
I think he just enjoyed teaching
He wanted to be looked up to and respected for his knowledge and his skills
>inspired Ron and Harry to become Aurors
It's hilarious. Harry was motivated to become an Auror by a Death Eater.
crouch also taught Harry to resist the imperius curse and Harry is able to resist it when Voldemort tries it on him in the graveyard.
>crouch also taught Harry to resist the imperius curse
there's a theory that he did this so Voldemort could have fun before killing Harry, like playing with his food. Still impressive he was able to hold off Voldys imperius curse.
both the crouchs broke free from it and snape did as well. seems like anyone can if they try hard enough
so why was it unforgivable?
mind control and most wizards cant defend themselves from it
>a werewolf, death eater in disguise, and harry himself in secret are the best DADA teachers Hogwarts had during his years
wizarding community was really fricked wasnt it
if you didn't read the book the shit makes no fricking sense lmao
yea he just shows up at the end and rambles about the dark lord returning. at least the tried to connect wit when crouch sr freaked out when he saw him and ended up dead in the next scene.
>also goes in depth about how his dad failed him.
and foreshadowing how Percy going to be Barty Crouch Sr.
I love David Tennant.
Harry Potter should have been an animated cartoon. Literally infinite kino potential
the books should never have been written
I'm trans btw, forgot to mention
It was a book too convulted.
The red herrings were too few or too many, but definitely not the right amount
The Crouch subplot, which was the most important thing at the end, was impossible to connect with. Movie or book. You just don't care.
Crouch should have been a Weasly relative or something.
"This thing happened to a jaded high ranked official, Harry..."
Like wtf ok
Nah the book was great. One of the best HP books besides Prisoner of Azkaban and OOTP.
OOTP is a real slog in the first third of it I find. after Hagrids tale it really picks up though
It has CAPS LOCK Harry throughout it which is kino.
I like the part where they try to take away their guns so they start a paramilitary group and break into a government blackops lab
>The Crouch subplot, which was the most important thing at the end, was impossible to connect with. Movie or book. You just don't care.
JK herself even admits she did not expect the crouch subplot to be transported into the movie. she went through 13 drafts of the quidditch WC/death eater attack chapter and she literally admitted she handed it to the director knowing damn well he wouldn't be able to make it work.
DIDYAWPUITINTHEFACKINGGOBLETOFFIYAHARRYFACKINPOOTERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ludo Bagman did not need to exist in the books or the movies. he provides NOTHING to the plot other than showing up and cheating Fred and George out of money. The hermione house elf savior thing was also useless. If they were to include winky they would also have to include the crouch subplot which would have been impossible.
Fifth movie should have been split too. They made the shortest movie of the longest book and I dont think it's possible to watch the film and understand what's happening without reading the book first. The pacing is also way off
Someone post the pasta about how guilty he would have looked after Cedric died.
>Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been I killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?
rita sketter also wrote something about how Harry was crazy, could speak parseltounge and fainted in class etc and people actually believed what she wrote. any under normal circumstance harry would have been arrested.
Rita was a tabloid journalist lmao. People with half a brain wouldn't trust her.
Molly Weasley believed her lol
She's a sweetheart but she isn't the smartest bird in the room.
if the average wizard had even half a brain most of the bad stuff in the series wouldnt have happened
the wizarding war killed off most of the smart and competent wizards or they ended up in Azkaban. This is why werewolves, imposters started to be hired regularly.
>And NO professor dumbledore, do not assemble a team of top wizards with time turners to head into the maze to stop this from happening!
>to stop this from happening
Wasn't that literally the plot of Cursed Child?
jks fanfiction is not canon.
>jks fanfiction
kek it does seem that way
why doesnt she just write a few short novels of random POVs in the universe before and after Harry
could sweep another billion dollars
the majority of the HP fanbase just choose to ignore it. if anything new Harry Potter related comes out (it shouldn't) it needs to be an animated series.
JK said she hates prequels and its the reason why she won't do anything Marauder related.
Good for her. Look at Rick Riordan absolutely MILKING the Percy Jackson franchise for all its worth.
honestly as a Harry Potter fan it should just stay that way imo. dont want it to become Star Wars tier.
Ending up like Star Wars is like the worst fate a franchise can hope for. Even before Disney got their hands on it the entire Extended Universe thing was an absolute mess. The original trilogy is the only decent bit.
everything becomes a mess when you have multiple writers trying to cram everything into one story line including their personal agendas and self inserts.
this. the star wars novels descended into backhanded shipping wars with both luke and wedge getting this treatment. there was also a female author who wrote a han solo prequel with han having a mary sue love interest pre leia
Dumbledore said it wasnt harry and Dumbledores word is final. for good reason as well
they should have at least kept the end of the book when Fudge first denies that Voldemort had returned, would have provided context for OOTP
Harry potter is zoomer trash. the books are boring and all films expect the first two suck. and the second film is almost beat for beat the same as the first film, an unofficial remake basically.
> films expect the first two suck.
you are either 9 or 35. no in between.
how cute this pablo is low on blood sugar. time to microwave some frozen tamales, bro
HP is distinctly millenial
>the second film is almost beat for beat the same as the first film,
In what world lmao
Fricking moron.
Zoomers were still shitting their diapers when Harry Potter was released.
It is millennial core.
I'm an old zoomer (born in 1997) and i grew up with Harry Potter.
Don't encourage that anon
Milllennials need to take credit for things
We can't just let them stay Faceless Shadow Generation
like ur mum
she's the reason why I have an asian fetish to this day.
reminder that Bertha Jorkins was pregnant and Wormtail killed her and they used her fetus to give Voldemort a body. JK was going to put this in the book but her editor made her take it out.
Chritst that's dark.
the GOF made the editor sick according to JK. it was going to have a lot more sicker stuff than that. It was supposed to be the turning point in the series and it was (voldy coming back)
*the GOF rough draft I meant
Half-Blood Prince is the worst movie
forgot pic
Worst book too. The "monster inside Harry's chest" whenever he's around Ginny is some god-tier cringe.
Imo it's the 4th best book in the series
GoF>PoA>OoP>HBP>PS>CoS>DH
Really amazing
I mostly agree but I consider Chamber better than Stone because I love Myrtle.
>"monster inside Harry's chest" whenever he's around Ginny is some god-tier cringe.
the book was written by woman. Its why Harry describes all the males as handsome and burly but the girls get basic descriptions like "she had blonde hair and freckles"
>"monster inside Harry's chest"
homie harry was a freak bro.
any explanation why harry didnt like Ginny earlier? guess Ginny hit puberty and harry went "well damn"
harry liked cho + ginny was a weird fanboy back then, its not until she moves on from him + becomes a quidditch star + starts dating other boys does he start liking her.
He saw other guys dating her and went, wait she had a crush on me, I actually have a chance with her. I'd have preferred if he went with a qt like Parvati or Lavender though.
>Parvati
they went to the Yule ball (last minute) and Harry ditched her. Dean said she was one of the most attractive girls in his year. He only had eyes for Cho during that time. Harry is VERY picky about his women. He didnt even like Fleur.
It's cause Ginny had red hair just like Harry's mum.
harry was a bit pre occupied with Voldemort trying to kill him every year
he had plenty of time for dumb shit like quidditch though
Ginny was a weird girl who ran away blushing whenever Harry showed up and constantly talked about him
Who would like someone like that?
"HARRY POTTER! YOU SICK FRICK!" Detective Stabler said calmly.
>guess Ginny hit puberty and harry went "well damn"
this, one of the racist Slytherins, Blaise Zabini even found her attractive. Everyone boy in the school wanted her.
She was the school bicycle. She even dated black guys lmao.
she ONLY dated black guys, her other boyfriend Michael Corner was described as "the dark one" by Ron.
In the UK, dark can mean either a black person or somebody with dark hair and dark eyes.
Women trying to write an erection or something idk
im glad JK kept the romance at a minimum cause god its clear she cant write it. gives me flashbacks watching Anakin and Padme.
ELLO FATHA
Is this the only time they say frick in the series?
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>Is this the only time they say frick in the series?
its implied Ron cursed out Malfoy when the death eaters are fricking shit up at the World Cup.
>when the death eaters are fricking shit up at the World Cup
I never understood this, there were thousands of wizards in attendance, all skilled and armed with wands. could they all have just ganged up on the death eaters?
This also confuses me, there was like maybe 20 death eaters.
see
>there were thousands of wizards in attendance
more than this, at least 100,000 according to harry all from across the world and ministry members.
>could they all have just ganged up on the death eaters?
yes, death eaters were being taken out by Hogwarts students in deathly hallows.
also 15 year olds were going toe to toe with death eaters with help in the battle of mysteries.
that trumpet always makes me kek because of all the YTPs i've watched.
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DEH
it would have been impossible
The only one that should have been 2 movies was order of the phoenix, yet like 90% of it was cut out