>it sure is a heckin' tragedy being a handsome, healthy, physically fit, intelligent, neurotypical, straight, socially-adjusted White man with...

>it sure is a heckin' tragedy being a handsome, healthy, physically fit, intelligent, neurotypical, straight, socially-adjusted White man with a middle-class income in a prosperous Western society

What the FRICK was wrong with the dudes in Office Space, American Beauty, Fight Club, Matrix, etc.?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and if you swap out neurotypical and middle-class, you can include Patrick Bateman from American Psycho in this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And if you swap America for '60s Italy you have Antonioni's entire filmography. Ennui is such a boring theme to build your movie around.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >'60s Italy
        I don't watch old movies or foreign movies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're movies for white people. You're not going to understand. Especially when you ignore things like
      >the main character's existence was completely meaningless in fight club
      >the main character was about to be fired because of the incompetence of his seven managers and the people above them in office space
      >the main character in american beauty lost his job because the owner of the company let his mistress use the company credit card and he can't admit it to anyone
      >the main character in the matrix knew the world he was trapped in wasn't real
      and to throw a bone
      >the main character in american psycho was struggling with the fact he had earned nothing he had and had no skills or agency

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the main character in american psycho was struggling with the fact he had earned nothing he had and had no skills or agency
        That's not in the story at all, what are you talking about?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he missed the part where bateman was a pure nepotism hire with no actual job

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he wasn't struggling with that

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Its literally the core of his entire character. No agency, no identity, no control over anything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this is just your headcanon, there is literally nothing actually in the movie to support this

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                maybe you should read the book or something.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >discussion about a film
                >losses argument
                >dude, just read the book or something
                classic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The book and the film are the same story, the book gives you some more details. But hey, you don't really understand anything beyond 2D surface level.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Even humoring your moronic premise, that's a failure of the movie, not the audience.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, this is all you. For instance, what motivates bateman's psychotic beauty regimen?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                vanity, and keeping a youthful appearance.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So... you're saying its the only thing in his life he has any capacity to be proud of?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >this is just your headcanon

                >No he didn't.
                Doesn't matter. Lumburgh fricked her.

                ah, I see you're a man of "alternative facts".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Once you get in your mind that Lumburgh fricked her, then Lumburgh fricked her. It doesn't matter than he didn't; the damage is done.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >main character was about to be fired because of the incompetence of his seven managers and the people above them in office space
        No he wasn't. The Bobs were impressed with his answers and wanted to promote him. Why do you lie so much?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The Bobs were impressed with his answers
          after he was hypnotized to stop caring you fricking moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like you don't understand the movies either lol
        >uncapitalized "White"
        yeah...lol, gave yourself away

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >capitalizing white
          Cringe. You're as bad as the nogs. Lmfao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >be white
            >care about punctation
            lmoa

            we told you to care about it because we knew it would make you think you're closer to white people rolf

            >nogs
            >lmoa
            >rolf
            You sound panicked. Say "Black person" or frick off.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >be white
          >care about punctation
          lmoa

          we told you to care about it because we knew it would make you think you're closer to white people rolf

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm a moron with no proper grammatical skills
            >this means I win
            Lmao. Real life Wimp-Lo here.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              thanks for learning my language. let me know your native language, i'll learn it to go on your websites to shittalk you

              lmao no i won't and no one ever will

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you British? If not, it's not "your" language you moronic Amerimutt.

                [...]
                >nogs
                >lmoa
                >rolf
                You sound panicked. Say "Black person" or frick off.

                >frogposter thinking his opinion matters
                lol lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                anon, if poland had beaten the brits to colonizing north america, you'd be speaking polish, and it would be my native language.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ew gross. You're not even white. Don't respond to me again you filthy gypsy.
                >ifs and buts
                No one cares about your irrelevant shithole, Blasycovski

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's some stellar ESL reading comprehension there.

                The point you missed is whoever colonized north america first would've defined the language you'd need to learn as a second. Poland being brought up as its the most absurd of the possible countries.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You still didn't say it. That's all the proof anyone needs as to your identity.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                When you put your laughing we know you’re really mad!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Faustian spirit. You wouldn't understand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that some kind of alt-right "totally not Nazi German" larp?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's a simple literary reference to filter plebs like yourself.
        Also, the pursuit of something beyond what it possible. It's the kernel of greatness which lies within anyone who seeks something more.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >we wuz Aryans n shiet
          >that's why this loser protagonist is #LiterallyMe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            stupid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            aww, did someone give up at life and have the need to project that onto others

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        read a book moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >implying someone is uncultured just because they didn't read the Wikipedia page for Goethe

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They truly didn't know how good they had it

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No WFH, no smartphone to dick around on all day. Peter probably only had very limited internet access at the office as well. That would get miserable fast.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I worked at an office of this sort in 2003, and they literally didn't allow internet on the terminals. That was the last time I was at a place like that.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He lives in an apt complex that's lower class #1.
    Don't anyone else's issues bc urs life sucks. Falls under "Don't covet thy neighbors ox" and it is meaningful and profound if u aren't a huge part of society's problems today. Ope is fake or a low character moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These threads are bad bait because of

      No WFH, no smartphone to dick around on all day. Peter probably only had very limited internet access at the office as well. That would get miserable fast.

      and because Peter was clearly not making all that much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Speak better English.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop skipping ESL class

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the best part about this is that their salary could cover their lifestyle. dude was fricking Jennifer Anniston and still miserable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Peter lived in a shitty, generic one bedroom apartment, anon. What 'lifestyle' was his salary covering exactly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was fricking Jennifer Aniston. In the 90s. Black person

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jennifer aniston got famous because women could easily relate to her, because she wasn't very attractive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She's like 60 now and still looks great. Greek genes I think

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              she looks pretty much the same as she did, except older, which is still not very attractive.

              you don't really "hit the wall" if you weren't much to begin with.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yep and that's the secret to looking good as you get old. Instead of, say, getting bogged.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every 3rd girl looked like Jennifer Anniston in the 90s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but Lumburgh fricked her

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    'white people problem' movies always make me laugh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Discussion on Cinemaphile will always be oriented toward white males living in the United States. Deal with it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >United States
        >white
        Lol. Lmao

        >'white people problem'
        Like controlling the world and being superior in every way, but somehow getting relentlessly butthurt because some colored person on Twitter implied you don't season/spice your food?

        >le superior in every way
        >whines about the most trivial things like working in an office
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Seething non-argument.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. seething mutt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >brown hands typed this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Pablo Gonzales Smith the third

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >'white people problem'
      Like controlling the world and being superior in every way, but somehow getting relentlessly butthurt because some colored person on Twitter implied you don't season/spice your food?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Like controlling the world

        that's china

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Look at the lil Timmys seething in the replies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I feel sorry for black guys that browse here. You’re the true outcasts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's definitely an Indian "man" attempting to use TikTok Black person lingo

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >neurotypical
    >socially-adjusted
    Yeah man! Those characters definitely are well adjusted, totally normal dudes, or maybe you think they come off as neurotypical and socially well adjusted because they act like you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Office Space: had friends and gf
      >American Beauty: had wife and daughter and decent management job
      >Fight Club: was a consumer normie before the insomnia
      Fine. The Matrix is the only outlier, since I suppose Neo was a bit of a loner/weirdo.

      Peter lived in a shitty, generic one bedroom apartment, anon. What 'lifestyle' was his salary covering exactly?

      He lives in an apt complex that's lower class #1.
      Don't anyone else's issues bc urs life sucks. Falls under "Don't covet thy neighbors ox" and it is meaningful and profound if u aren't a huge part of society's problems today. Ope is fake or a low character moron.

      better than Neo's

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In Office Space he only got a gf once he got hypnotized and stopped giving a shit about work.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >In Office Space he only got a gf once he got hypnotized
          Are you moronic? He had a girlfriend in the beginning of the movie. She was what led him to get the hypnosis.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but she was a b***h and Peter clearly wasn’t into her.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I was clearly wrong in my assertion
              >but it...uh...doesn't matter because of this non-sequitur that's irrelevant to the discussion

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, I’ll rephrase: He got the girl he really liked after being hypnotized. Better?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No. It still doesn't defeat the original point: he's socially-adjusted because he has a girlfriend.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              But that wasn't your original argument you moronic Americ**t.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Office Space: Is an offputting weirdo who pulled off of looks and has weird friends.
        American Beauty: dogshit movie
        Fight Club: Is a good looking dude whos an offputting weirdo to everyone around him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >weird friends
          They're fine. Only his neighbor was slightly weird.
          >dogshit movie
          Not a rebuttal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Matrix is the only outlier, since I suppose Neo was a bit of a loner/weirdo.
        The hacking was a metaphor for gooning to troons, hency why he thought trinity was a dude. IRS dbase refered to a famous Inter Racial Sex ftp.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how 3rd worlders feel about these movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't feel, they act on atavistic impulse like a wasp or an armadillo.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >american beauty
    >straight

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Office Space 2024 would just be diarrhea jeets shitting up the office until it overflows into the sun

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His psychotherapist was also a hypnotherapist. Peter was clearly not neurotypical.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t understand movies.
    The dreed isn’t about the character it is about you.
    You watched these movies when you are age 16-21, and think, frick, am I really memorizing the periodic table, and trigonometry sin and consin to sit in a two person cubicle while the guy who went to rich person highschool is my boss and tells me what to do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't understand movies.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You sounds like a gay

    How dare he complain when there are OTHER people who have it SO much worse?

    >He has his health

    Well I guess he should just shut the frick up then

    Fricking liberal bullshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You sounds like a gay
      You Reddit-space and type like an ESL gay, ironically or not

      Yeah but Lumburgh fricked her

      >Yeah but Lumburgh fricked her
      Did you not finish watching the movie? No he didn't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just blind like an old man bub

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No he didn't.
        Doesn't matter. Lumburgh fricked her.

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