It' unreal how hot Jessica Alba was in Sin City.

It' unreal how hot Jessica Alba was in Sin City.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen her in Idle Hands?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, will check out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idle hands was fricking fantastic. I had forgotten about that movie. It was like a 90s or early 2000s teen horror type movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had sex with her cousin and it was amazing. Jessica is a huge b***h even to her family.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is she mean to her family?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, at least the side of the family I knew they all said she was notoriously a c**t. One of her cousins also had her calendar on the wall which was weird.

          And then everybody clapped.

          Her cousin took me to Knots Berry Farm and few places before California was a shit show. Her bush was 10/10 and was hot as frick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And then everybody clapped.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >huge b***h to her family
        was this before or after the kidnapping? I'd imagine it was just because she didn't share the money.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Y'all motherfrickers watch Dark Angel?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Angel had the misfortune of being filmed like cheap syndicated schlock right as that was going out of style
        they were filming Firefly at the same time and Dark Angel looked like Xena in comparison

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My brothers, our dad and I watched it religiously and don't remember it all except for her butt in that catsuit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just this one "it was all a dream" episode that had Sarah Carter guest star as a catgirl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is a child man!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Woah guys you're gonna have to dial it back a little, she's literally a child in this movie, making this whole film kinda problematic. Movies today are made more in tune with those who didn't get the best representation, back in those days, especially women and those identifying as such. Idle Hands didn't age well that's for sure.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If she had gone topless it would've elevated the film from a cult classic to a zeitgeist defining masterpiece.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, too bad they never made a sequel.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon...do I have news for you. Eva Green is naked for the entirety of her appearance in the Sin City sequel. But the sequel isn't that good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Carla Gugino in this movie is the reason I have a MILF thing and she was only 30 when they shot it
      it's such a damn shame they shot this so cheaply and before modern HD cameras were a thing, no grain and no HDR makes the movie look like shit on blu-ray
      they had a chance to fix that for the sequel and still didn't

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Her nude is in the first movie, right? Damn that was a great nude scene

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sexo with Carla
        Not doing this will be one of my life's regrets.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was 30? Jesus she has spicy milf energy for 30. What a goddess

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that leather buckle thing is really flattering.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This used to be the background on my myspace page

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Check out Jennifer Love Hewitt in Heartbreakers. Criminally hot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SHE WAS ONLY 23, YOU SICK FRICK!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        JLH was around 21 during the filming of Heartbreakers.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's not unreal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's so unreal it LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, didn't even exist!

      Words have no meaning here.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She peaked in the swimming movie and then peaked again in the chuck movie

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    remember Dark Angel? Garbage show but she gave young me so many boners

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wheelchair DiNozo had already given her herpes here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yung Mi? I love that guy!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 was kino ffs

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn have a girl who looks like that invite you into her bed

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Still disapointed her character didn't go fully nude like in yhe comics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the closest we'll get is that CG nude she did for Machete
      she was filmed in her underwear and they airbrushed it off, and she was filmed from the side so you can't see her ass crack at all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think you should be more disappointed in yourself for thinking such a pathetic chronically online loser (you) deserves to see her body

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just yoinked my penor to melanie rios. your welcome.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Iconic scene and the highest point of her career.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idle hands was better

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to be 2000s Derek Jeter for the right 20 minutes

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jessica Alba was in Sin City.

    refuses to go topless.
    I'll never forgive her.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hints of global vein
        For frick's sake, don't do this to me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >global
          booba.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          do what?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I guarantee him touching her ass was unscripted which is why she flipped over so fast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Paul Walker's a lucky guy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is he though?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when it was a pre-requisite to be hot if you were a woman and wanted to be an actor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did she peak in the first movie she did?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        movie magic

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She has big mommy milkers now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      apparently that show was meant to be a spin-off of Bad Boys
      it legitimately wasn't bad but had the misfortune of being bought by cable provider Spectrum as an original series which they didn't advertise, same deal with Joe Pickett

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the movie where Casey Affleck beats her to death or something? Idk, only ever seen the webm.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick? qrd?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that homie weak af

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why is he beating her up?
          kino

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    never found her attractive and im sure no one does. the media hyped her up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I found her wildly hot when i was young but now she's like 42 with like 5 kids so yeah I understand if zoomers don't find her attractive now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would switch jobs to a retirement home nurse and go to town on her granny puss while giving her sponge baths

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i was like 15 when sin city came out. never found her hot even in her prime.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          homie you gay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            shes just not attractive. shes not offensive to the eyes but yeah. i also dont find megan fox from transformers attractive too. when i was 15 kate beckinsale from underworld was the hottest movie character. most girls simply arent attractive. i found victoria justice hot. but i was like 20 by then. and shes post wall now. so yeah.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    now shes post wall and seems like a total b***h in some interviews i saw.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't jerk off the black and white movies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ever post my frog again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ever post my frog again.

      You're both wrong.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Dane Cook

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      let's kill the motherfricker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Now that I’m older I see her more of a Hispanic then I did before.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad the DNA test didn't

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It said she was 70% “European” And 30% native. She’s a mestizo.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She has a more Mediterranean skin tone than the bland brown b***hes we got now. Frick I hate CA.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Mediterranean skin tone
                I should have one of those, but I've stayed indoors for way way too long.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she's a spaniard. she went on one of those shows that trace your ancestry and they showed that she was basically a european.

          she was pretty pissed about it too lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You still subscribe to Maxim, don't you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I preferred Zoo or Nuts at the time.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if she shows up in the Deadpool3 Multiverse blowout special.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Math is hard.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it was Rosario Dawson.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ye- no thanks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was hot in Sin City, but I found her hotter in MIB2.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what a fricking waste of a perfect body. Never will get to see her nude, gasping in pleasure with diamond hard nipples in her prime.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can see her nude lol puffy post pregnant nipples and all. sum b***hes dont get naked until the last minute. or post wall. like rhona mitra.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stripper
    >doesn't get nude

    She's just as bad as Elisha Cuthbert.

    >pornstar
    >doesn't get nude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also Deborah Ann Woll
      >Muh blind husband! waaaaaa!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      especially since it is SIN CITY

      (tfw showing nipples is illegal in my gay american city)

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jessica Alba has Hepatitis C.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you hear she has hep c? I would still risk it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's herpes. There was a rumor in 2005 Derek Jeter got herpes from her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And herpes, Jeter gave it to her.

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