>It was beauty killed the beast

>It was beauty killed the beast

LOL WHO WROTE THIS SHIT

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jack Black is very clearly being intentionally hammy
    >critics praise his performance

    Acting is literally so easy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The character is written to be a carnival barker conman, being silly is what the performance called for

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was kong hoping to get out of this relationship? Rub her over his dick?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kong was actually a gayrilla and just wanted a Barbie doll.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted a Barbie so my He-Man guys could hang out with the pretty naked lady but my mom thought it meant I was turning gay and freaked out.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you turn out gay?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, I was never molested.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      everybody deserves a micro gf

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they do this exact same edgy shit in their original show? Fricking tryhard homosexuals...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          only male nudity, they also have another scene where a gay man crawls into another man's urethra. like you literally see him cave exploring the inside of the urethra. Yet not so much as a nipple
          it's what happens when woketards try to tell you they can be edgy and offensive too.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's the agenda behind portraying the most explicit male nudity possible, but being completely prudish when it comes women? I know they're trying to send a message with it, but what message and to who?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hollywood is run by gays and pedophiles

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gen v is so good says the 20 year old
        kek I fricking hate young people's opinions

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ita distressing how livingly rendered that penis is. Someone took some real love and care over that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gorillas have the smallest penis relative to their body size. he wanted something tight.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gorillas have tiny penises.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever heard of sounding?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wanted her to put on some boxing gloves and pound his prostate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOD FRICKING DAMMIT NAOMI WATTS IS SO FRICKING HOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      TOO BAD ABOUT HER GAY ASS KIDS, LIEV SCHREIBER MUST HAVE XX CUM

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Family, he was the last of the kongs and wanted company.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, Peter Jackson has said in several interviews that the original King Kong is what inspired him to become a director. The line is from the original film.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see, thanks for clearing that up anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks better than most current year CGI slop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sucks so much you have to be a complete hack to include that line in a remake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      An other fact, If I remember right, Hackson wanted the same women to say the line as in the original King Kong. Sadly she died shortly before they could record it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God Damn, Fay Wray was such a snack. I want to gape and glaze her, and turn that b***h into a jelly filled donut

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they steal this from some 1930's movie? What hacks

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. man who is solely responsible for the beasts’ killings and the killing of the beast

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the movie where the main girl gets her spine broken ever half second because a giant gorilla is whipping her around and punching dinosaurs with the fist that’s holding her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he does cool stuff like drop her and catch her with his foot.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He runs around on his knuckles holding her and leaping like the hulk lmfao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some people aren't moronic and they know how to control their fricking hands. Are you disabled or something?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you watch the movie? She’s getting slammed all over the place

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              She'll be fine

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHO WROTE THIS SHIT
    Obviously a kinographer since that line is grade-A USDA-certified kino

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kidnap a giant fricking gorilla
    >dump it in the middle of New York to show off
    >breaks out and destroys half of downtown until it's gunned down
    >hmmm looks like le beauty killed le beast!
    it worked in the 1930s but it just makes jack black look like a massive fricking moron and an butthole in 2006

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was the point

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was kind of a giant butthole in that movie.
        [...]
        I don’t know if I’d call it good acting, but it was good casting. Played to his strengths, he probably can’t do toned down and serious very well. That’s also why he was actually bearable in Tropic Thunder. Good casting and writing.
        [...]
        They had to say it. Just had to.

        yeah I havent watched it in ages but I remember his character being a dick. It's just funny that they didn't even go to skull island for kong, they didn't even know if the island was real but jack black decided last minute before leaving to steal a giant gorilla for the lolz then got all poetic after directly causing mass death and destruction and everyone applauds him like

        It's way worse in the original
        In the remake it's strange and out of place but it's just Jack Black muttering nonsense under his breath, meanwhile in the original
        >hey guys! look it's the guy who captured the gorrilla!
        >why yes good chap, that was me, I did all this whoopsie daisy haha
        >officer, it was the beauty that killed the beast
        >beauty? what the? holy heckerinos he is so right :DDDD
        and then everyone clapped

        pointed out kek.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was kind of a giant butthole in that movie.

      >Jack Black is very clearly being intentionally hammy
      >critics praise his performance

      Acting is literally so easy.

      I don’t know if I’d call it good acting, but it was good casting. Played to his strengths, he probably can’t do toned down and serious very well. That’s also why he was actually bearable in Tropic Thunder. Good casting and writing.

      https://i.imgur.com/JHALG6y.jpg

      >It was beauty killed the beast

      LOL WHO WROTE THIS SHIT

      They had to say it. Just had to.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's way worse in the original
      In the remake it's strange and out of place but it's just Jack Black muttering nonsense under his breath, meanwhile in the original
      >hey guys! look it's the guy who captured the gorrilla!
      >why yes good chap, that was me, I did all this whoopsie daisy haha
      >officer, it was the beauty that killed the beast
      >beauty? what the? holy heckerinos he is so right :DDDD
      and then everyone clapped

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bring in the dancers!
        >’I hate every ape I see, from chimpanA to chimpanZ’

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was the girl that made it possible to distract him and , and end up captured

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did he mean by this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He decided that she would remain there for the next several days
      Fricking lost

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do women really jerk off to this shit? Wtf is wrong with them?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It was beauty killed the beast
    >not It was beauty WHO killed the beast
    >I am become Death
    >not I have become Death

    am i esl? this makes no sense

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackson's King Kong is an incredible kino masterpiece

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It made sense to me. King Kong would have stayed on his shitty islands if it hadn't been for her. I'm talking about the scene where they capture him, Kong was coming after her, that's why they catch him.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twas beauty that killed....... le beast
    I was weeping in the theater.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the biggest and most baffling miscasts ever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was the funniest character in the movie. Keep seething.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it worked. Definitely off brand though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it was inspired

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very wrong opinion.
      See the actual miscast nepohire here:

      Imagine getting cucked by gorilla LMAO

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was beauty [that] killed the beast, it makes sense when you hear it out loud

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's intended to be read as
      >It was <singular thing>
      as in
      It was 'Beauty Killed the Beast'

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting cucked by gorilla LMAO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's your Hollywood leading man, bro.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What killed his career?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best part about this movie is how the Hollywood good looking leading man is like "lol ofc im a coward, real heroes have bald spots and beer guts" which is a trope that should probably appear more in your occasional hollywood movie.

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