I disagree. That sort of bone structure is very rare and he's also pretty massive in stature, which women love. He's kind of like gigachad for them – so exaggeratedly attractive he almost looks bad.
Source: my gf and her friends.
Most of the movie has to be about the crazy murder mansion with all the booby traps and poison gas chambers. It doesn't really require much acting, and Keanu's frozen face might be convincing as a psychopath serial killer.
FemV is arguably the best performance out of the two. You get a good contrast with Johnny since V is a prissy b***h and Johnny constantly calls her a prostitute. Male V's voice delivery is just bad. There's no contrast between him and Johnny. Character wise they may as well be the same role being delivered by two different actors. It's flat and boring.
He can act, he just doesn't have much range. He's good in most of the things he's cast in because they want what he does. In fact, I can't think of another actor who can do what he does; all of his big features feel very "Keanu"
Keanu Reeves is the ultimate "average gen X" self insert but with +2 in attractiveness". He's always been casted as a self insert for the viewer and it worked great in Matrix, Devil's Advocate and Speed.
i thought reaves had kind of carved out this niche for himself where just had to play this one character in the most over the top way possible to the clapping delight of the goys at reddit (fwiw i like the wick movies too), why are they actually going to make him act?
>at hulu
whatever, it was going to be slop anyways
its fricked that someone burned it down before they could really investigate it.
What's the part of Chicago is the World's Fairgrounds now? I heard its a shithole now
its fricked that someone burned it down before they could really investigate it.
What's the part of Chicago is the World's Fairgrounds now? I heard its a shithole now
oh, still looks pretty nice
thanks bro this is cool
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It took a while to get the map to scale perfectly in google earth but once it did I can just slide the opacity of the map on and off to see then and now. Thank god for that hyper detailed site map
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masterful. i love thinking about how big cities evolve but its often tough to visualize. This was all after the great chicago fire right?
That was my suspicion. Same thing happened with Men Who Eat Darkness; it advertises itself as this harrowing horror tale about a serial killer haunting women. Instead, it was about a weird, meek rich guy killing foreign escorts.
Shit i got excited for a moment with that thumbnail hoping it was a follow up to Side By Side, the way digital film making has advanced since 2012 would make it worthwhile tbh.
>The series will star a guy who can't fricking act
How does he keep getting work bros
people like him.
He has a face that sells, just like Bendadick Coomerbag. He's very hot to women (somehow) but not in an every-guy sort or way.
It’s the same thing with many Cinemaphile “waifus”, losers are more comfortable being attracted to them because they seem somewhat attainable
I disagree. That sort of bone structure is very rare and he's also pretty massive in stature, which women love. He's kind of like gigachad for them – so exaggeratedly attractive he almost looks bad.
Source: my gf and her friends.
Cope
>He's very hot to women (somehow)
>(somehow)
idiot
weakest hapa seed creation
Are you stupid? He was handsome as frick
>Keanu
>not handsome
There's a reason he played Pacino's son in The Devil's Advocate. Are you people morons or high on copium?
Al Pacino looks nothing like him, they're absolutely opposite in terms of acting too. He was casted there because it made a great contrast.
>*sigh*...somehow, Keanu Reeves is very hot to women
Most of the movie has to be about the crazy murder mansion with all the booby traps and poison gas chambers. It doesn't really require much acting, and Keanu's frozen face might be convincing as a psychopath serial killer.
He's breathtaking wholesomerino
It's kind of funny because the best performance he ever did was in cyberpunk. Maybe it's his physical acting, but voice only he's... okay.
I liked him as Neo because Neo is an autistic character that doesn't really need a good actor
If you listen to the commentary on the Matrix DVD the Wachowskis literally say they picked Keanu for his stiff acting and delivery.
whoa
>stiff acting and delivery
>first offer was to will smith
>FemV
Cringe
FemV is arguably the best performance out of the two. You get a good contrast with Johnny since V is a prissy b***h and Johnny constantly calls her a prostitute. Male V's voice delivery is just bad. There's no contrast between him and Johnny. Character wise they may as well be the same role being delivered by two different actors. It's flat and boring.
Same as in fallout 4. Male voice actor can be actively annoying to listen to, whilst female does a good job. Yet i dont wish to have lesbane sex
Because he doesn’t phone it in, just because he’s had iffy directing doesn’t mean he can’t pull off a role
He can act, he just doesn't have much range. He's good in most of the things he's cast in because they want what he does. In fact, I can't think of another actor who can do what he does; all of his big features feel very "Keanu"
Keanu Reeves is the ultimate "average gen X" self insert but with +2 in attractiveness". He's always been casted as a self insert for the viewer and it worked great in Matrix, Devil's Advocate and Speed.
guns, lots of guns
Keanu gets to be HHH?
frick off
Who's the old Portuguese farmer on the right?
Goddamn, I can’t get over this post! Thanks for the keks, Anon.
vê-se logo que é alentejano
i thought reaves had kind of carved out this niche for himself where just had to play this one character in the most over the top way possible to the clapping delight of the goys at reddit (fwiw i like the wick movies too), why are they actually going to make him act?
>at hulu
whatever, it was going to be slop anyways
Good casting. Keanu looks just like him
Rodgersbros?
>hulu
Huh, doesn't sound too ba-
>hulu
>@DiscussingFilm
>TV Series
Everything is a series now...makes more money I guess
this was a good book
whites are frickin sickos bruv
I’m an architect and this was required reading
I actually drive past the site of his murder mansion every week, it’s a post office now though
its fricked that someone burned it down before they could really investigate it.
What's the part of Chicago is the World's Fairgrounds now? I heard its a shithole now
All a big park, soon Obamas library. The art museum building stayed up and now it’s the museum of science and industry
I made these years ago
BEFORE
CURRENT
oh, still looks pretty nice
thanks bro this is cool
It took a while to get the map to scale perfectly in google earth but once it did I can just slide the opacity of the map on and off to see then and now. Thank god for that hyper detailed site map
masterful. i love thinking about how big cities evolve but its often tough to visualize. This was all after the great chicago fire right?
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
An architect, eh?
by the way i think they gotta do leo as the womanizing serial killer and keanu as the architect dont they
really looking forward to this one, there hasnt been any HH holmes kino ever and this looks fricking good.
That book was awful, there was no thematic link between the Chicago Worlds Fair and a serial killer at all. They never even met IRL
That was my suspicion. Same thing happened with Men Who Eat Darkness; it advertises itself as this harrowing horror tale about a serial killer haunting women. Instead, it was about a weird, meek rich guy killing foreign escorts.
scorsese loves embellishing real life stories for the sake of film structure
this
it was like a dry history book with bonus murder DLC
Shit i got excited for a moment with that thumbnail hoping it was a follow up to Side By Side, the way digital film making has advanced since 2012 would make it worthwhile tbh.
Keanu as H.H. Holmes? Im in
>In the works at Hulu
Not for long
Is this a distant adaptation of Pynchon’s Against the Day?
More anti-White racism, yawn