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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bomb.
    Sorry not sorry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, true.

      Also true.
      General audience success is not an indicator of quality.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't shave her head tho. She used a baldcap. Looked pretty moronic.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Natalie Portman shaved her head for capeshit 20 years ago. You're telling me this bug eyed ayy b***h couldn't even be bothered to shave her head like Charlize Theron did for Fury Road?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet Kristen would have.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anya isn't a israelite so I guess she doesn't understand how important it is to pretend it's badass for a roastie to recreate le holocost victiming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wanted to but wasn’t allowed due to a modelling contract AND George Miller did not want her to shave her head

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >post apoc
    >dumb b***h still cares about shaving her pits and legs
    ???

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chain smoker lips accentuated by buccal fat removal
    She really fricked up her pleasantly plump looking face.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry not sorry

    So are you a ``woman`` or a very veeery gay man??

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it bombing? Is it actually bad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like how they're supposed to be going at breakneck speed, and the sail is billowing in the wind, but her hair is barely moving.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This looks like an early 2000s childrens targeted movie like spy kids or some shit.
        What was the budget for this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus, all those fricking whip zooms. Did the DP have fricking palsy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's Miller's signature style.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unmitigated fricking kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's amazing how fricking awful this looks with even a little compression. It makes all the CG look a hundred times worse. I swear it didn't feel so bad in the theater.
        Not that you should actually bother watching this shit regardless.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair, it looks seems quite a bit more than "a little" compression

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Waterworld ripoff. What a bunch of slop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Waterworld is a mad max ripoff

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm referencing that exact scene was stolen from Waterworld. No one talented left in Hollywood just plagiarists

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like that leaked early production version of X-Men Origins Wolverine, kek.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IT LOOKS LIKE A FRICKING LOONEY TUNE CARTOON

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I gotta agree with the other Anon, it didn't look this bad in the theatre. I don't know if it the compression, the saturation or the lack of sound.
        Also, you left out the best part

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the only clip they have or have seen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I just saw it last night, even with a discerning eye for it, it didn't look terrible on the big screen, the only noticably off things were some of the larger car chases where the entire vehicles were CGI.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This has to be fake as frick. This can't be from the actual movie, this looks incredibly shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh look, its the cistern truck with harpoons chase scene, again, and agin... and again

        its great how they take something that was spontaneous and creative at its moment and then just grind it and grind it till all the soul is run out of it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of some cheap Bollywood shit where they make everything over the top, but the budget is too low so it doesn't even look epic, it just looks silly in a bad way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand what the puppy doctor is or what this little midge even did on the rig

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His job his only job was to activate the whilry gig. When the time comes he gets instantly wall banged through the hatch. Joke is all that set up for what amounts to a purely situational utility at best. You do get a pay off of Mr flying demon getting shredded but it's all really played as a comedy scene more than anything.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But why is it called the puppy doctor?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn, it looks so bad like any Marvel-tier CGI.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This looks like a 2000s youtuber attempt at a fun sketch lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This scene is confusing, moronic and satanic at the same time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chapter 3 was great.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WHY IS THIS GOOFY CONCEPT SO GOOFY

        you guys just hate fun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pajeet CGI team at it again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Adventures of Shortboy and Vilegirl in 3-D

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is unfortunately the best scene in the film

        its worse than the early-middlingly action scenes from Fury Road

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is just a classic case of giving us what they want instead of what we want and then blaming us for it bombing.
      The casting probably would have helped this a little bit. Kristen Stewart would fit in to the dirty sweaty world of Mad Max better, she actually looks similar to Charlize.
      Instead we get flavor of the year Anya.
      She was weird looking but cute. Now she just looks weird. She isn't a terrible actress but her career is due to the quality of the projects she was in.
      All I can think is that she was miscast in this movie. Especially when she puts the bald cap on. I bet Kristen would have shaved her head for it.
      All in all, it just wasn't a movie we needed to see.
      They covered enough of Furiosa's backstory in Fury Road, we can infer the rest from the circumstances of that movie and who she worked for in it, why she would want redemption.
      Miller is decades late for a character like Furiosa to be interesting.
      She worked in Fury Road as a character for Max to help. Without him she is boring.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Miller is decades late for a character like Furiosa to be interesting.

        I bet he got brownie pointscompliments from his environment e.g. hollywood and movie news trash sites and confused that with what the viewers would actually want to watch. Pretty embarassing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moronic pasta. It's a great movie. Your boxoffice means nothing to me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moronic post. It’s a dogshit movie. Your opinion means nothing to me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your mom means nothing to me. Fricking homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh Kristen Chewart
        No one is buying your simp story cuck, stop spamming Kristen in every thread.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It had an extremely bad first trailer. The special effects in the movie itself aren’t terrible. They aren’t as good as Fury Road, but they aren’t terrible. But the first trailer looks like a PS2 cutscene.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. I had to double check if Miller had directed this one because that trailer was rough and the second one had that shitty David Bowie cover.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bad trailer
        >prequel
        >lame ass character
        >mad max saga (wtf?)
        The concept of two evil warlords fighting for supremacy is good. If mad max was actually in it they would have a had a chance at breaking even. that budget is way too much though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah most people just don't want to go to the theaters right now
      any social media thread on the subject will be filled with "movies are so damn expensive" and it's true, i paid like $54 for three tickets to see flopiosa, two adult and one senior and they all have upcharges on them because of the convenience of buying online ahead

      also the marketing was awful and didn't make the film look entertaining, and the cgi was very noticeable which is bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nah most people just don't want to go to the theaters right now
        because everything looks like shit. it's been ridiculously expensive for years now, that's nothing new. Everyone twisting themselves into knots to avoid the simple fact they're making sloppier slop than ever before

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, we just dont have Obama anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its not terrible, but its just not good either. If they’d withheld the woke bullshit it might be doing alright. But because they can’t help but be leftists, they lose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Octoboss deserved better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Immortan joe and the warboys are cool probably would have made more money if they featured them then the wokeb***h character and evil thor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who want to go watch an action movie not to be lectured with muh feminism and smash the patriarchy bs. Those who fell for Fury Road, know that George is using an action template to trick men into supporting feminism, so logically, a Furiosa movie is going to be even more of that political stuff. Fool me once, shame on you and all that. Reason why Barbie made so much, is because the trailer kept the political stuff out of the film, but the movie was full of it too, but by then it was too late to stop moms bringing their daughters to check it out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek I remember even my mom and sister groaning during that America Ferrera speech scene in Barbie and I’m just baffled she actually got an Oscar nomination for that weak performance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got dragged to Furiosa and was expecting a bunch of feminist bullshit, but I got basically none of that. If anything, it shows Immortan Joe as a more effective leader than in Fury Road, where he comes off as petty in ruining his whole kingdom for b***hes.
        The real problem with Furiosa was simply that it was a waste of time that didn't justify its existence.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The real problem with Furiosa was simply that it was a waste of time that didn't justify its existence.
          I think that’s my exact problem with it too, I felt like Charlize Theron already perfectly conveyed Furiosa’s deep seated pain and sorrow in her performance so well that we could already infer a lot about her backstory without any flashbacks. Really speaks to how well made Fury Road was and why it still holds up so well a decade later, it has a simple story that’s told so well from just the acting and atmosphere.

          >no Green Place
          Really? I was really curious about that and their culture, that's a shame

          Yeah it’s a bit of a letdown in that regard, would’ve been cool to see how exactly their society functioned in contrast to the rest of the wasteland.

          Brainlet take. The green place is the goal. They even talk about "no one must know where it is" mom spends most of the first chapter trying to tie lose ends and fully accepts death as the likely and desired outcome. It's the central theme of the first chapter. they know the rape train isn't gonna be friendly.

          The Green Place is the goal in Fury Road, this film should have shown exactly what Furiosa was fighting to return to after all those years. They should have saved Furiosa’s kidnapping for the second or third chapter after establishing more about their society.

          For comparison I recently watched Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes and I liked how they built up Noa’s tribe and their culture before the big turning point about a half hour into the film when his village gets attacked and enslaved, made me feel a lot more for his journey and I liked how they kept utilizing the lessons and skills Noa learned in his tribe throughout the film. I know they’re both very different post-apocalypse films but it just felt like a lot more love and care was put into the monke movie than the Furiosa one.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see the green place as more mythical. I don't think the people there need to be terribly complex really just isolationist tribe that is highly protective because they know what the got. You don't need to spend much time there because it's already set up as worth more than anything else in their world. More exposition and story doesn't serve a purpose in the overall story beyond worth getting back to. Xxgwd

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That’s fair, I think it’s just the fact that they even made this movie in the first place that kind of irks me that they didn’t show more of the Green Place I guess.
              I just don’t really understand why they even bothered making a Furiosa prequel when they already had all of these themes covered in Fury Road, like the Green Place was already established as a utopia in it and we also already knew that Furiosa went through a lot of hardships in that film alone.

              I dunno it just feels kind of unnecessary to even flesh this character’s story out more when she’s already established so well in the previous film that there’s no mystery left to uncover. I guess maybe when she gets up to the top of the Citadel she can spit out the pits of her peaches at Dementus now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            everything i thought would happen with this film ended up happening: some boring elements on this board would b***h about feminism even if there is no need to, the film itself would be ok but not needed and that would lead to the annulation of an actual new film done in that universe with new ideas, new content.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood has legit lost all good will. Deadpool is likely the last movie that will not bomb for a long time to come. People would rather consume tiktok, youtube, anime, etc instead of Hollywood. Things need to change, even if Furiosa is good it's not what people want to see. They should have played it safe and make a Mad Max movie about Mad Max.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s good, not great. Pay no mind to the morons saying it’s woke, the closest to it is early in the film with the mom and she gets captured, beaten, tortured and killed in a pretty gruesome way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally zero exploration of the Green Place and Furiosa's mother when it's exactly the kind of world building and lore the film could've leaned onto for something new
      >Dementus is stupidly goofy with that fake nose and Marvel-tier antics next to how imposing and dreadful Joe looks
      >Furiosa's childhood period goes on forever when Anya should be the drawing card of the film
      >Dementus and Joe's conflict regarding the farms feels like over-plotted, tell-instead-of-show nonsense that continuously hinders Furiosa's revenge story and does nothing interesting to enrich the setting
      >Bullet Farm and Gas Town are lame as frick in comparison to the culture and details portrayed in the Citadel
      >why the frick is there so little music in this, literally made the war rig sequence subpar
      >Anya plays second fiddle to Praetorian Jack most of her screen time, until the unsatisfying finale
      >chaptered narration and weird flash-forwards hindering the pacing non-stop
      I unironically would've preferred if they went balls to the wall with "girlsboss" shit and just had Mary and then Furiosa running rampant fricking shit up. Unbelievable that a Mad Max film can be such a borderline snoozefest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's hilariously anti-commie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It just came out way too late.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mad max without mad max
      You tell me

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not watching it.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen this poster in google image results and just laughed at the crassness of fanmade shit. Like how ineptly cliched the stuff some fans make is, and they think 'would sell the movie'. But to be fair they might be actual kids. Then i'm looking at this now and... where's the artist's handle? You cropped it out right...?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell the advertising agency you're working for thst dhilling here is a waste of time and money, thanks.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think she could pull off the half shave look

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to see it repeatedly to make sure it doesn't flop.
    George Miller needs you OP. It's all up to you now.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun and added some world-building but still not as good as Fury Road.

    Basically the Beyond Thunderdome to The Road Warrior.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Fury road sucks. The lady 45 minutes is such a boring drag. Atleast Furiosa was consistent all the way through.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This poster sells a "fashion" idea of Furiosa, to zoomers who aren't the OG audience for this. A real gritty Furiosa would live this moment like in the fields, no apology. ATJ is miscast

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like Flopiosa

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinema is dead.
    Sorry not sorry.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not my problem that you like slop. Me? I don't consoom clop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Posting on Cinemaphile is consuming and contributing to slop. Your post is slop. You are currently consuming my slop by reading this text

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong on all accounts. Cope.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't know, shant be watching

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gi jane did it better

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it would be worse based on the trailer, but it was merely mediocre. Sorta funny, I was worried it was gonna follow up on that weird gynotopia talk that was around the last movie while my ultra SJW cousin ended up super disappointed it DIDN'T go off the rails with feminism.
    At any rate, while I didn't outright hate the movie, it was just kind of pointless as a prequel. It didn't really meaningfully expand on Furiosa as a character or flesh out her interactions with Immortan Joe. The majority of her interactions revolve around new characters who are dead by the end of the movie, so it's just kinda zero sum. It even kinda flubs the story of how she lost her arm.
    >Arm gets crunched in a car chase
    >Gets hung up by the mutilated arm while a whole gang of bikers circle around her for hours
    >Somehow nobody notices that she came loose and just walked through the circling motorcycles(?)
    >Somehow they fail to track her down as she slowly heads back to the citadel on foot

    Really, what were the things you would expect from a Furiosa prequel?
    >How she got taken from the green place
    >How she lost her arm
    >How she got Immortan Joe's trust
    And all the answers almost felt like afterthoughts.
    >She just got grabbed by some random raiders
    >It got scrunched and she just pulled it off offscreen
    >She finished off a rival warlord who'd already been routed by the time she arrived to the battlefield
    Meh.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was sexless Bollywood trash and now Garfield's in charge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we now have anons shilling Garfield just to be contrarian

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not contrarian to prefer garfield over the latest politically correct girlboss slop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty contrarian actually, you could actually just watch neither

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was sexless Bollywood trash and now Garfield's in charge

          Trying to overshadow the real star

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty contrarian actually, you could actually just watch neither

        the box office has spoken. the american people have spoken. worldwide audiences agree.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are Garfield's legs chained to the throne?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's permanently on the smug throne

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's furiover

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Garfield is the better movie. You can cry about it all you want.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is it though?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The audiences have spoken. Furiosa gets the boot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. It's fun and its production values are excellent.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe on planet moron

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time to attend the kitchen

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How was it that Charlez Theron looked so hot in this makeup and shaved head, but this girl looked so shitty with it? She used to be hot, why the hell does she look so ragged now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has a weird face in a lot of ways and is saved mainly by being fair and blonde. So when you put her in a situation where she has nothing but her face, it's not a good look.
      Meanwhile Charlize has (or had at the time, at least) a conventionally attractive face, so she could pull it off a million times better.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could fish eyes have pulled it off before she got her cheek fat removed?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No anya has a weird head shape. Charlize is a rare beauty. Shame she's mentally ill psycho.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it twice, it’s a 7/10 for me but after rewatching Fury Road the other day I can’t help but feel like Furiosa is a big step down from it.
    Everything just feels so cheap in comparison, I don’t get the huge amounts of praise it’s been receiving when everything from the special effects to the story just feels so off compared to a movie that’s nearly a decade old.

    I mean shit you know something’s wrong when the horn on the war rig in Furiosa sounds so lame compared to the one from Fury Road:

    ?si=EHkac4s88uH1DAnr

    Even the teaser trailer for Fury Road gets me more hyped than any single scene in Furiosa:

    ?si=y1sOYZd3KAjarEE5

    Chris Hemsworth was pretty good as Dementus though and I would’ve liked more of him in the movie, hell they just should have made the film about Immortan Joe’s rise in the wasteland and dealing with Dementus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That biker with the horns helmet/mask had some serious drip, also a flying motorcycle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >should have made the film about Immortan Joe’s rise in the wasteland and dealing with Dementus.
      Or make an actual mad max film. Miller got rekt by feminism and killed his own franchise. Idiot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't you understand that redditards are praising it because it's girlboss slop anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fury road is more girlboss than furiosa is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, it was at least a Mad Max film, i.e. main character of a man that could conceivably do the action things IRL. Seeing foids need CGI to lift the bikes in this one was pretty funny. Never gonna watch it again

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she shave her crotch too? It's the wasteland after all.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >electric razor in the wasteland

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The studios keep pushing Progressive narratives and bombing and yet still keep doing it what do they have unlimited money I don't get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They ran out of money and, most importantly, lost the audience. That's why delusional woke projects such as the feminist take on Blade were scrapped and the production is restarting from scratch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this film is significantly less progressive than fury road

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dune 2 is more progressive and yet it's the highest-grossing movie of year.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If wokeshit fails
        >It had nothing to do with woke chud!

        >If something unwoke succeeds
        >Well you see *thing* was always woke chud!

        You people arent real

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How is Dune unwoke if it stars this abomination

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do morons on here act like zendaya is hideous?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              their racism has turned them into homosexuals

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Zendaya can look ugly af but she can be really pretty too like in that picture. it really depends on how she's presented.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                welcome to the majority of humanity. if effort is put into appearance, most people who aren't out of shape can look good. the number one thing to remaining attractive is your fitness, next is hygiene and grooming, last is natural features. the most attractive people have everything going for them, most unattractive people are only unattractive because they are out of shape.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thats her with a pound of makeup plus hair straightenings and photoshop from her editors. Even then shes meh. If that sexy black b***h from Buffy didn't make it big then Zendaya should be an extra.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Her thighs and ass are her strongest points

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry not sorry
    Are you a middle aged woman posting on facebook circa 2010?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only get to see Furiosa’s idolized childhood for like 2 minutes before the main story kicks in
    >don’t get to see anything with the characters from the Green Place in Fury Road nor really any of the Green Place that was hyped up
    >Furiosa’s mom gets killed off extremely early so we don’t even get to see them interact as normal people
    >literally no one from the Green Place makes any attempt to go and find Furiosa after her mom’s death
    >never shown what actually happened to the Green Place so it just feels like a missed opportunity for an interesting location in the wasteland
    This movie feels weirdly rushed for something that took 9 years to make, even the ending feels incredibly rushed with its pacing and how quickly it tries to tie into Fury Road as soon as Dementus is captured. Why not show Furiosa being rewarded by Immortan Joe or more of the 40 Day War that was apparently the biggest conflict in the Wasteland’s history?

    Makes me wonder if we’ll end up getting an extended cut of the film at some point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The green place stuff and the Mother character were far more interesting. Was it implying the History was from the Green Place.

      I liked it alot but Dementus was a boring villain and all the Fury Road greats were so old now they didn’t really have the presence made the Imortan Joe outfit seem a lot smaller.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no Green Place
      Really? I was really curious about that and their culture, that's a shame

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brainlet take. The green place is the goal. They even talk about "no one must know where it is" mom spends most of the first chapter trying to tie lose ends and fully accepts death as the likely and desired outcome. It's the central theme of the first chapter. they know the rape train isn't gonna be friendly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole war narration felt odd. The framing with Dementus mobilizing all his men secretly and Immortan Joe doing a feint made it seem like it was going to be a decisive, head-on battle, but then the narrator comes in saying it lasted 40 fricking days. Like what, were they driving around in circles in the desert for over a fricking month? And then Furiosa just walks in after all that time and Dementus is conveniently fleeing just then.
      I feel like the writers fricked up and realized Furiosa needed time to recover and get her new arm, but they way overshot it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they honestly should have had her lose her arm earlier in the story and be given the new mechanical one as a reward for her skills by Immortan Joe or something, the finale would have worked so much better if they just had one big battle between the forces of Dementus and Joe with Furiosa helping to lead the charge against Dementus.
        Hell why not have Praetorian Jack die during the big finale instead of having that drawn out sequence of them going to Bullet Town, escaping and getting captured? They should have just cut all that shit out and built it up for the finale instead.

        Also not sure if I’m being autistic but I never really quite got the relationship between Jack and Furiosa

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they honestly should have had her lose her arm earlier in the story and be given the new mechanical one as a reward for her skills by Immortan Joe or something, the finale would have worked so much better if they just had one big battle between the forces of Dementus and Joe with Furiosa helping to lead the charge against Dementus.
        Hell why not have Praetorian Jack die during the big finale instead of having that drawn out sequence of them going to Bullet Town, escaping and getting captured? They should have just cut all that shit out and built it up for the finale instead.

        Also not sure if I’m being autistic but I never really quite got the relationship between Jack and Furiosa

        It was a bit, I don't know, confusing to me, that Furiosa skipped over the typical Mad Max climax sequence of a big battle. We're told by the narration there was a war between Dementus and Immortan Joe that lasted 40 days, too bad we don't get to see that fighting in the movie. Just a flashforward and Furiosa is pursuing Dementus with his last 5 guys and that's basically the finish. Definitely felt anticlimactic compared to all of Miller's other movies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's up with huge development times and the product ending up looking rushed as hell?

      It's not just on movies, games as well, just look at Resident Evil 2 Remake that had at the very least 4 years of development, probably more and despite having the OG RE2 as a basis to what should do, it ended up cutting a ton of content of the original that had less than 2 years of development and halfway into the development they scrapped the 60 to 80% the now called 1.5 build to start all over again.

      These people remind me of me and my friends back in school when we had projects in group that we had to present at the end of the semester so we went like "we have a ton of time so no need to bother" then suddenly the presentation was in the next day and we only had like 20% done.
      Except they are supposed to be adults.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it’s because they’re incompetent, don’t have to face up to that fact until it’s too late, and then they hire a bunch of consultants and freelancers and shit and jury-rig solutions and full-crunch it out to launch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sniper rifles are way too op in this movie hardly any missed hits everyone who had it was a dead shot that can hit things a million miles away. just way too overused.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter cause it flopped so hard it killed the series and the wasteland ain't happening now.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mfw my Immortan Joe first spoke, in the voice of a normal human, instead of the booming godlike voice of Fury Road

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also disliked his voice in this, I know his actor passed away but would it hurt them to make some attempt at getting his voice and mannerisms to match the original Joe somewhat?
      I love how deep and brooding his voice is in Fury Road while they also give him little moments of humanity like humming music and screaming over his deceased child.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the third best Mad Max movie tbqh. First is Road Warrior, then Fury Road, then Furiosa. Pacing was weird and the first half was better than the second half. Anya isn't bad in the role, but she looks fricking ridiculous wearing goggles with how far apart her eyes are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Furisa will go down as the one that killed the franchise. When Miller dies Hollywood will find a way to reboot the franchise with a female max.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course it's good. morons hate it for all the wrong reasons.
    >REEEEEE IT'S WOKE!!!
    No nigs, no LGBT crap, no race mixing.
    Look at the production team and the casting : NOT A SINGLE FRICKING israelite. Do you even know how rare is that in Hollywood?
    >MUH STRONG WOMAN!!!!
    Alien had a female protagonist 45 years ago. Kill Bill is 20 years old.
    >NO MAD MAX, NO WATCH!!!!
    The movie was honest about it. 99% of the people who say this have never watched the first trilogy and don't care about Max anyway.
    Also what kind of dumb argument is that? Having Mad Max in your movie doesn't make it automatically good. Thunderdome had Max in it and it was shit.
    >IT LOOKS WORSE THAN FURY ROAD
    Yes, sometimes the CGIs are bad, but the movie has a lot more settings than Fury Road for the same budget (so less money, because of inflation). Compromises had to be made. Your favorite movie has bad CGI too.

    Honestly, Furiosa is one of these movies that should be seen ON PRINCIPLES.
    >written and directed by the original creator of the franchise
    >almost zero control from the studios
    >one of the last directors who still uses practical effects

    Yes the movie is bombing and it's fricking sad. How do you think studios will react to this?
    >no original franchises and more adaptations
    >more control from the studios
    >MORE israeliteS AND Black folk
    Congrats morons, "you won". I fricking hate this board.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and true. although originally a nig was cast to play praetorian jack when he dropped out for scheduling conflicts they got a white gigachad instead so it worked out in the end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, accurate.
      It’s a deep world being explored by an actual kino master who has thoughts in his head and ideas to express. I will always defend the Star Wars prequels on the same terms. I just want art. George Lucas and George Miller both made actual art on their own terms.
      Whatever flaws exist in the work are negligible compared to the DEI slop being dumped on us. Flawed originality is always better than cynical corporate contrivance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You got it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, accurate.
      It’s a deep world being explored by an actual kino master who has thoughts in his head and ideas to express. I will always defend the Star Wars prequels on the same terms. I just want art. George Lucas and George Miller both made actual art on their own terms.
      Whatever flaws exist in the work are negligible compared to the DEI slop being dumped on us. Flawed originality is always better than cynical corporate contrivance.

      >YOU DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE YOU'RE A RACIST MISOGYNIST PIECE OF SHIT
      >HECKIN' WOMEN, POCS AND TRANSFOLX OF COLOR ARE BEING OPPRESSED RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS MOVIE, YOU butthole
      if I wanted to watch an experimental art piece about lesbians sticking it to patriarchy I'd go to Cannes, you don't watch Mad Max for that, that is pretty much it, I could be a heckin' misogynist incel or a trans+ onions boy and I'm still making the same decision, people are just tired of being lectured to

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        soi boy*
        we still have that filter?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m not reading all that buzzword spouting mouth breather.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not reading all that buzzword spouting mouth breather.

      buy an ad.
      no one watching your shit movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that they didn’t show People Eater triumphantly taking over Gastown in the end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No nigs, no LGBT crap, no race mixing.
      There were a few nigs, not in any relevant roles but they were present for the first time.

      It was alright, bit anticlimactic. I wish it had done better since I want Hollywood to fund stuff other than capeshit. Oh well, I did my part.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is woke
      the woman is moronic and never misses
      it has no mad max
      it looks worse than fury road

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He created kino back in the 80s then became hollywood centric. His movies used have some grit and sex. Now its very santaised for kids which is weird since they're meant to be R rated. The Pirates movies feel grittier than these new Mad Max movies. You can enjoy them thats fine. But these are a symptom of what's wrong with modern movies made for a male audience. They're afraid to embrace masculinity without some female also equally being strong and competent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We will NOT watch your girlboss film, George. Go home.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't she have hairy pits?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seen twice in theaters already, will see again. The immortan Joe dementus scenes are the best.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No max = No watch. Nobody gives a hot shit about some female Max replacement char but Miller and his feminist wife. Sorry not sorry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      max is in the movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A 3 second cameo with no lines doesn't count

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was good but miller is too old to make another max film and this flopping just shows hollywood is taking its last desperate gasps so ultimately im more than happy with how things played out

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WATCH IT DEMENTUS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whadever happened to Mad Max... the strong silent type

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        white males aren't allowed to be portrayed as that anymore because it promotes toxic masculinity.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was gay, Mad Max?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            except what drove Max crazy was a biker gang murdering his wife and infant son. not gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DEMENTUS YOU NEARLY BLEW UP GAS TOWN
      I NEED YOUR BIKE AND YOUR GUN
      AND YOUR OTHER BIKE

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another mad max movie where nothing happens and literal who characters. the setting is dog shit too. Just remake the first movie or something

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >train people to ignore movies with female leads because they've all been terrible
    >they do it

    ???

    It's like asking why nobody watches Apple TV. Apple have trained people to completely ignore their products.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where did she find a working hair clipper 50 years in the post apocalypse?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a real poster, she uses a blade in the movie.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will be seen as a masterpiece in the next 10 years and as always people who have shitted on it for dumb reasons will pretend they've always loved it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit. Fury Road was beloved since the start. I can still remember how many fricking memes came out from it 'witness me', 'this is bait', 'mediocre', the guitar guy, etc. Name me one thing anyone has ever mentioned from the Furiosa movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats because no one watched the movie and is waiting to pirate wants it hits vod.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope they keep it off there for a while to spite the hatewatchers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        see

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was shit and i am glad it killed millers delusion.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when is the itunes rip coming out now that it bombed? i need to make webms of dicky furiosa
    she was absolutely mouthwatering

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10x I'll watch on HBO when it comes out.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this ayy lookin b***h. I refuse to watch anything she's in.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Garfield will manage to break even
      >Furiosa will not
      The absolute state of Hollywood

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair Garfield looks like it has a more interesting story.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen Furiosa and there is unironically way more plot in this cat trailer than in the Furiosa movie.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            totally agree, I've seen both and would say Garfield is the superior movie.
            there isn't much that comes out that looks remotely interesting for the rest of the year.

            kek, they ripped the plot off of Paddington 2.
            steal from the best I guess.

            at least they did it correctly. what I expect from modern Hollywood is to rip off the plot but call it Nermal: a Garfield story. Garfield wouldn't be in it at all. Odie might be but would be gay. the story would focus less on Nermal and her relationship with her father and more on her kicking ass.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek, they ripped the plot off of Paddington 2.
          steal from the best I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flat you say.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching.
    Sorry not sorry.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did George Miller make a Mad Max movie without Mad Max? It was good, but still that seems kind of silly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He shows up though even if for few seconds

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, but the boxoffice numbers are not looking good. 115m against a 168m budget, Fury Road made 380m against a similar budget 10 years ago. Maybe the auteur action movie genre is just not appealing to theatergoers anymore.

    Hopefully if not a theatrical release we get The Wasteland and Immortan Joe prequel in another genre, George Miller seems to have a lot of connections in Japan and anime for some reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say that.
      you have a "Mad Max" film but it doesn't have Mad Max. it should have just been called Furiosa
      Fury Road wasn't flocked to by audiences, it almost broke even. the people who enjoyed it, enjoyed it a lot.
      however it was the precursory of the let's just swap out the male protag for a female girl boss.

      you can totally disagree with that but that's the perception and a majority of fans of the franchise just aren't buying it. they don't b***h and moan anymore, they just refuse to engage at all about it.

      in reality if you wanted a successful Mad Max film, you need Mad Mel, not a weak emasculated Mad Mel but kicking ass.
      imagine Top Gun 2 being called Top Gun: Phoenix: a Maverick Saga
      this is the cast
      >pic related
      but no Tom Cruise
      It would have been a massive flop

      Mad Max is Mad Mel, you can't have it any other way. it doesn't mean Furiosa can absolutely be set in that world but no where should Mad Max be mentioned without Mad Mel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is called Furiosa

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not FuriOSA

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a MAD MAX saga, but no Mad Max

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think making a perfect sequel with Max and not Furiosa would fix the profit but it would have probably upped returns by ~50mil

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it flopped
    sorry
    UHHH NOT SORRY SWEATY

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was mediocre

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bidengays vote against their own economic interests

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It seems like there are two types of people in regards to furiosa
    >people who watched and enjoyed it
    >people who go out of their way not to watch it (seems to be the majority)

    it really is too bad that so many people are depriving themselves from an enjoyable action movie seemingly only because some dodgy looking cgi and a female lead character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll see it but if it was Max I would have already. My expectations are mid.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t like fury road

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It sucked. The orange cat had the better film and the audiences have spoken

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that cgi

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The appeal of the original Mad Max movies flew over Miller's head. The felt real and dangerous. Modern Mad Max is to the originals what Everland is to illegal raves in 90's UK, a glib facsimile.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Midlife crisis dyke haircut
    Wow what a rebel

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    V8 V8 V8 V8 V8

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the real hero of the movie(jack) is a white male
    >dementus is a commie aussie israelite and proves once again communism doesn't work
    >the one clear Black guard is a gay pedo
    >mystery meat girl provides a mutant baby and is thrown out
    >the pro israelite woke right on this board hate it
    lel not surprising

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who'd have thought Garfield would frick Furiosa in the ass. These 2 weekends are gamechanging events for the American movie industry imo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the beginning. don't forget they're morons and as long as the ESG boomer bux keeps flowing they won't care. they'll just double down until a few studios fall after the ESG cash dries up.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure it's okay but I'm still glad it's a total dud

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who liked the weird pacing/structure?
    Also I find it strange that it turned out to be much more brutal and graphic than more action packed Fury Road.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a lot of gore, yeah. I was surprised. I mean, fury road had gore especially with the bit where joe's jaw gets torn open but it's so fast paced. You get clear shots of cut open windpipes and such here that last, and that big shot of the woman who's forehead is torn open with a claw hammer too.
      I thought the pacing was mostly cool but I didn't like the skipping over the 40 day war and the time spent tormenting Dementus felt wasted. He was a fun character but I only really got the pathos from the tree growing out of him and would have preferred an action scene with Furiosa and some war boys fighting the remnants of his biker horde instead of her alone. I get that it's a narrative parallel to the start of the movie but I'm not a big fan of retreading the same ground in these movies.
      Also the timelapse shot with the growing branch at the side of the cliff was abject kino

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looked better in the theater than on webm compression (shocking) It was kino. I’m looking forward to seeing it again.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I won't watch it, rabbi.

    Sorry not sorry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rabbi
      Cmon now. The villain of the film has a giant prosthetic hooked nose

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hiding in plain sight is not an excuse to watch your slop, rabbi.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fury Road 8.1
    Furiosa 7.8
    Road Warrior 7.6
    Mad Max 6.8
    Thunderdome 6.2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mad Max 6.8
      That's weird I thought it was a revered classic. Should be the highest rated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These movies really do poorly with general audiences. For me it'd go like this

      Mad Max 7.5
      Road Warrior 8
      Fury Road 8.5
      Thunderdome 6

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that's kind of neat is that Dementus was mentioned in the Video game as the guy who ran Gas town before the War boys took it over.

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