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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good thing Cinemaphile hates cartoons, none of you actually cared about any of this kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile hates cartoons
      More like Cinemaphile hates boy cartoons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well true, if the winner had a cute rabbit ass, the Mods would have to do a rolling sticky.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No such thing anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /polco/ cares

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pol cares more about cartoons than co
        Hence why they belong here and you don't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >good thing Cinemaphile hates cartoons,
      I'm here for the comics you massive homosexual. Cartoons and cartoon homosexuals make up some of the worst posting on the entire site. You forced memes, feel the need to post every stupid thought that enters your head the second it does, spam low quality images of obscure non characters you obsess over for months are constant fetish posting and all need to be locked up. I would love nothing more than for cartoons and comics to finally be separated and for you little secondary shits to be knocked off the site entirely.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based anon, comic shitposting is more fun to read then any cartoon post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cares about the oscars

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick em

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick spider-nig

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mods are absolutely seething about this I’m surprised the thread wasn’t clipped

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was more invested in Robot Dreams, tbh. Then again it is the only one I'd watched of the candidates

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Wrong hole, Miguel!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heron did fricking suck, though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      was it that bad? i didn't see it yet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's incredibly pretty, great score etc etc as you'd expect from Miyazaki but it's story is all over the place and messy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that doesn't sound bad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            another style over substance gay

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ironic, given the thread we’re in. Spiderverse movies epitomize style over substance.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yet no true Anime style because is too hard for any other race to draw.
                and no Peni is "how to draw manga" book tier.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >it's story is all over the place and messy
          as you'd expect from Miyazaki.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It felt pretty weak compared to the rest of Ghiblis catalogue. Still nice to look at like but idk was never really that emotionally invested

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a fine movie but definitely one of Ghibli's weaker offerings. Which makes it all the more ironic to see Ghibli in a down year still beat out Spiderverse-2.

        Oh, it took me a while to get it. I forgot Cinemaphile cares about the Oscars again.
        Anyway sequels to Oscar winners shouldn't win Oscars I guess? Miyazaki was going to keep churning out these same allegories until someone gave him a second Oscar.

        Maybe he'll retire. Again. Again.

        The academy always favors the final movie in trilogies or part-1/part-2 splits. Lord of the Rings trilogy didn't get much from the academy awards until the last movie either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was visually impressive but just about every "cool moment" was cut-and-pasted from another Ghibli movie. It recycled their creativity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not even really a big Gibli fan (at least miyazaki movies, Takahata was always more interesting) so I didn't even really think this would be for me. As usual the animation and all the technical stuff is great, but the story is so unfocused. The story for ATSV is moronic but at least the characters weren't so boring and it felt like stuff was actually happening

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it, but agree that the story could've been tightened a bit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        maybe it's my favorite miyazaki movie of all time now but it's literally one of the strangest and confused movies I've ever seen
        I always preferred Takahata over Miyazaki anyway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For the record, the story disconnected on purpose for the message of the story. It's still great. Spiderverse was never going to get it. The oscars hate sequels.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >being mad over an unconventional plot/narrative
        >calling it pretentious
        >saying it's "style over substance homosexualry"
        >even if that was the case, implying it's necessarily bad in every case
        I'll watch it, and certainly enjoy it. People demand for the wrong things and criticize anything weird or that they didn't understand. Thanks for these replies guys, you convinced me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's certainly above your average Black person's comprehensive abilities

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its your usual Ghibli "Beautiful abstract setting and art with thin and barely thought out plot". Your mileage varries on what you value more: Story or animation/style.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The front half (conclusion to ship later!) of an inferior sequel to Into The Spider-Verse is still worse.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only one black thing can win
    it was either spiderman or Da'Vine Joy Randolph

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, it took me a while to get it. I forgot Cinemaphile cares about the Oscars again.
    Anyway sequels to Oscar winners shouldn't win Oscars I guess? Miyazaki was going to keep churning out these same allegories until someone gave him a second Oscar.

    Maybe he'll retire. Again. Again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. The movies bring out the Cinemaphile tier shitposters.

      Well true, if the winner had a cute rabbit ass, the Mods would have to do a rolling sticky.

      Well, duh, priorities!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe he'll retire. Again. Again
      So fricking true kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyway sequels to Oscar winners shouldn't win Oscars I guess?
      The frick you are talking? Are you saying that Terminator 2, Aliens or Godfather 2 doesn't deserved that?
      Is like saying that Scarface doesn't deserved to win a memeprize because is a remake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Miyazaki doesn't give a shit about the Oscars.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ancient picture.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Miyazaki doesn't give a shit about the Oscars
            >[Picture of him giving a shit about the Oscars]
            >T-that doesn't count b-b-because it's old!!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ancient picture.

          >Miyazaki doesn't give a shit about the Oscars
          >[Picture of him giving a shit about the Oscars]
          >T-that doesn't count b-b-because it's old!!!

          >What is "posing for the camera"
          Miyazaki does not give a single shit about the Oscars, or Hollywood in general. He has made it no secret, he does not like America in the slightest and when it gets mailed to him, and I don't think he'll be excited.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, but why Miyazaki was a no-show this year...
          It's because Oppenheimer, isn't it?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good
    the spider-verse fandom deserve nothing but misery for being insufferable c**ts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They will accept the lesser title of Oscar runner-up, that comes with double box office money.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit Herron won??
    FRICKING PHENOMENAL

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Animators will be lashed 40 times daily as punishment

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Cinemaphile, but I am glad spider monkey didn't win. I remember from the first one I thought that pic was cannon.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now you know how Ralph feels

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      christ if this movie had one my respect for the oscar would've become a negative number and broke reality. i'd take almost any shitty direct to dvd sequels disney made in the 00s over it.
      not even mulan 2 got its characters and themes THAT wrong

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please picture Raimi's Harry going "so good" in this post, thank you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >typo
      Holy shit, how do you frick up a seethe that badly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Robed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      isnt there an edit comment feature? why not just fricking delete lmao.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Black

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          did you hear that noise? i think theres a baby bird in my attic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The baby bird is like a canary bro it warns you if the mine is about to collapse you gotta replace it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              who put a mf cannery in my attic? i dont brew no beer.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They put it there for free when they built the houses, and it flies out and feeds itself but you gotta replace it now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                man these old houses are so weird.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's literally seething.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and ive just noticed, everyone uses predictive text im gonna assume. that would mean he would have had to edit the word and remove a B.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >isnt there an edit comment feature?
        Thats only for blue checkmarks, and he doesn't have one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what an arrogant shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A character created out of bitterness is played by a bitter man.

      Accurate casting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its funny how miles is suppose to be this wholesome le inclusive character yet there's this underlying hate and insecurity in everything he's in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB
      W
      A
      B

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile Chris Millar says if you're going to lose, might as well lose to the GOAT [best]. So this comes off as extra salty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah brother was talking about what he did today

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's not the only one seething

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        did all these people forgot the first spider verse film won?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what crybabies, I'm glad these sore losers lost. So disrespectful.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's no shame in disrespecting the Osc*rs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >annie
        they didn't have a better name

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo it's supposed to win for one factor only noooooo it's not allowed to lose that's against the rules waah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what an arrogant shit

      This fat ugly bald frick also seriously thinks he'll get a shot a playing Spider-verse Miles in live action

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who's Rob?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You got robed the frick out!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >spider verse lost
    >GoTG3 lost
    >Godzilla won
    FRICKING BASED

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Godzilla won
      Cringe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously hope this gets more people to realise just how horribly fricking overrated AtSV is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It won't, spidertards are just going into full cope mode. You could list every single problem with the movie to them and they'd ignore it all.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should take solace in the fact no anime is ever gonna win an Oscar ever again because The Academy does not respect any anime director beyond Mayazaki

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Herons a full movie at least

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that blacks prefer anime over their own.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's true for WSJ slop, but I'm not so sure they care about Ghibli movies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wall Street Journal?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Weekly Shonen Jump

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            did they cling to kgb yet?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love University and the Left,
    EUGENICS is the answer!
    Breed out the weak!
    SLAP A JAP!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where there any films that should have been nominated but weren't? None of the nominees were ones I'd tell my friends to watch 10 years from now, even the "good" ones seemed forgettable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Suzume was really good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was ok, just more shinkai shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not watching another one of that hack's films after Your Name.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I honesty forgot the oscars was tonight.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE BLEAAAACK ONE

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was Miyazaki even there to receive the Oscar?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Correction: Milesgays are not Spider-Man fans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >BUT MILES gayS MILES gayS MILES gayS MILES gayS
        mindbroken

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Seething milestard.
          I'm glad a mediocre Miyazaki movie raped your shitty flick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      of course not. he doesn't go to anywhere anymore except his workplaces. I wouldn't be surprised if he's actually already dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Spider-man fans have Sonic autism
      Really all the recolor OCs didn't give that away?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those aren't Spider-man fans. Those are moronic homosexuals jumping on the latest meme bandwagon and you won't hear shit out of them by the end of the year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      I looked in the mirror and have to say
      He ain't wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's 83 years old and there was no guarantee he'd win. So, no.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zestu black bois BTFO
    Probably enjoyed getting buck broken again KEK

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile Godzilla fans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla deserved it. I can't believe that movie only cost TEN MILLION to make. That's absurd. Every other movie nominated probably spent twice that on craft services.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile
    >1 thread about this
    >Cinemaphile
    >fricking 4 goddamn threads about this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is dead, had the miles movie won there would have been only one thread made by trolls that love seeing spider-schizos get histrionic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know I’m late but Cinemaphile had like 8 threads up including this one (

      [...]

      )

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderverse fans btfod and seething god I love the Oscars one of the few things they did right this year

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Turning Red BTFO by del Toro
    >Spider Nig BTFO by Miyazaki
    >Haley BTFO by Trump
    >Russia BTFO by Ukraine
    >Hamas BTFO by Israel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based centrist chad making your own choices and not just sticking to any side blindly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is there an anne frank gang here on Cinemaphile or something? Other than Cinemaphile, or are they the ones in defense of this movie? Why? You were also posting on Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile, or both, I don't remember.

          >good thing Cinemaphile hates cartoons,
          I'm here for the comics you massive homosexual. Cartoons and cartoon homosexuals make up some of the worst posting on the entire site. You forced memes, feel the need to post every stupid thought that enters your head the second it does, spam low quality images of obscure non characters you obsess over for months are constant fetish posting and all need to be locked up. I would love nothing more than for cartoons and comics to finally be separated and for you little secondary shits to be knocked off the site entirely.

          It's funny when someone starts to say how so awful a specific board or group of people is compared to all the other ones here.
          >Cinemaphile is the worst one
          >no, it's/pw/. Stupid low quality normalgay board.
          >that would be Cinemaphile, and it's pretentious as well.
          Maybe it's favoritism for your home board and how it compares to other groups/boards. Or maybe, it just says something very sad about the whole website.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You look at all these bullshit threads, most cartoon threads and tell me they're not the worst.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Cinemaphile
              If you only knew how bad things really are

              [...]

              Is this group related in any way to the sharty?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's Cinemaphile's Cinemaphile cup server, though we mainly just engage in board shitposting there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're wrong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >/misc/ outta nowhere
      Shut the frick up israelite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based centrist chad making your own choices and not just sticking to any side blindly.

      Cringe

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "How do you live?" Is such a much better title than burger friendly disneyfied "The Boy and the Heron"

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The reality is going to have to be faced that people are getting tired of Miles and want Peter in the respectable spotlight again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont the Oscar academy gives a frick either way, they just love Miyazaki and probably won't ever nominate another japanese anime film after he dies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they like his films so much anyway?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're artsy fartsy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they really need to expend the animation categories

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Not because I care about Ghibli movies, I've never finished a single one since they bore me to tears even if I think the art and animation is neat, but because it's funny seeing autists screech themselves breathless over something worthless like these asspatting ceremonies, like when Spider-Man 2 won nothing despite getting so many nominations during the gaming awards.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Even Yugo is seething

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla won best visual effects
    >only cost $15 million to make
    Is this the first time Godzilla received any sort of award? Either way, that's fricking awesome.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's taken awards in Japan from time to time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The minus one movie, yes?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Miyazaki's comment was just reported in Japanese media and it was ''A Japanese man shouldn't show his happy face''
    The producer said he seemed to be happy anyway, but Miyazaki is insane

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think he gets off on being miserable.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YO WASSUP FAILURE

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Miyazaki won't release another film anytime soon, Disney has been infected with terminal sequelitis, and Dreamworks is going back to being awful. Next one is in the bag, Milesbros.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sorry boyo, illumination will win next time
      Mark my words

      It's Cinemaphile's Cinemaphile cup server, though we mainly just engage in board shitposting there.

      >Cinemaphile cup
      Hmm, I forgot about that, lol. Well, I hope you guys have fun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also if you're wondering, I did commission some shit from that movie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This one? lol
          But seriously
          >where is anne frank
          Jeez

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god and I hope this fricking style of chopped animation goes away
    >less frames = better
    If I want to watch less frames I watch a stop motion movie

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Regarding mostly this pic and some others

    [...]

    I did a quick search on Google, and god you guys really are popular. Many subreddits were angry and disgusted. Hahaha, kudos.

    I know I’m late but Cinemaphile had like 8 threads up including this one ([...])

    They even allowed twitter screencap threads, Cinemaphile never does that.
    Miyazaki won so hard, and his trophy is shining so much that it's even making miles' skin white

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Domo arigato Miyazaki-dono, domo

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So satisfying. So deserved to lose due to blatant factors.
    Capeshit, heckin' feel good diversity and cancerous ship spammers BTFOed!
    Get properly dunked on.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-gays are getting a lot of pushback for hating Miyazaki on X. I hope this keeps up so people finally realize how fricking awful they are as a fandom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Being exposed to how rabid the motherfrickers are over the years made me swear off of his media on principle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You must be confused, what do Spider-Man fans have to do with Spider-Verse fans?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they acted just like this when baldur's gate 3 won best game instead of spiderman 2. the whole fanbase is double digit iq apes

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Petergays stay losing regardless

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not reading all that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek the only consolation you milesgays get is that he is not miserable as Pete is, a character that the comics tries to much to make miserable

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-verse got robbed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You steal the bike, the japs steal your award. Pottery.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Robed*

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get woke go broke

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"DAAAD! Hideo Kojima is Leonardo Mona Lisa of our time!"
    >"Alright, alright, son. I'll give my oscar vote to Studio Gerbil. MCU isn't real movies anyway, I don't want to support that."

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gay Black folk from outer space on seethe watch
    All such cases

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Miles, you already have Oscars at home.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That one is Peter's

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    30 posters god damn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      proof?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I predicted there would be a gentle backlash to the diversity requirements at the Oscars. I feel it here, and with Oppenheimer. It's not lost on anyone that Oppenheimer wouldn't be eligible for any of the major awards under the new rules.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, the only reason AtSV got nominated at all were those diversity requirements.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  54. 1 month ago
    Spy-D

    Spiderman threads are dominanting Cinemaphile today

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