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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me next year.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am suffocated by the responsibility of having young kids, and yearn for personal space and freedom which I’ll never have back

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Virgins over age 25, report in

    I'm 28

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      26
      it's over

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have at least like 3 years left before it’s over, don’t worry

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          26 not 16

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s fine, just have a lot of money and stability, and then find a single mom who is struggling and looking desperately for a man. You’ll be there. Until you’re like 30 and then even those women have found other people and it’s becoming too late

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >just have lot of money and stability
              >in 3 years
              Lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wizardry in 3 weeks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      44 here. My present is your future

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It never gets better doesn't it?

        Is not how attractive you are is the fact that you don't act like you are entitled to sex

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not a prostitute?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          not worth the risk. simple as.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It never clicks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You astonishing Black person, leaving me out of your cool club when I'm obviously fit to be the fricking founder.

      Me next year.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >over 25
      that is fricking pathetic. how would you even get laid past that age? would it not be awkward as frick given everyone else has been fricking for like 10 years prior? embarassing stuff

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > how would you even get laid past that age?
        You just don't? It's not the end of the world little bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically a 30 year old khv here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      33
      I'm a social failure

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      31 year old kissless virgin reporting in.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      28yo, never had a friend either

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      29, literally have never cared about sex. Not saying I wouldn’t like to have it or that I’m somehow above it. I just really don’t care to try. Besides I’d want a serious relationship and not casual sex, which I’ve turned down. I’m not really boyfriend material anyways.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      24 except my biggest problem is that I've dabbled in the occult and I am now cursed. For several years I've been suffering from heart pain and I am afraid to lose my virginity because the unlucky woman may get my curse. I may have spiritual AIDS. I tried basically every spiritual remedy, recently I started doing yoga and other stuff. I hope it works.
      I wish I was joking.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically believe you anon. Occult is no joke. Got any story for us?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Got any story for us?
          It's complex and controversial because it involves religion and race and aliens. Also this is not that new to me. All my life I suffered from chronic pain, along with social anxiety and insecurities. No matter how much I wanted to stop suffering, I could never do anything against it. This is the reason I stopped believing in free will. I wish to die, yet I can't commit suicide.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Consider your curse removed. Now depart and sin no more.
        >b-but
        When I say it's removed, it's removed.
        >b-
        REMOVED.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        get an exorcism or at least go to church

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      26
      it's over

      44 here. My present is your future

      31 here. Sex grosses me out so much that I pass out so I never really looked up how it is supposed to work. I tried visiting a brothel a few months back and could not get hard whatsoever so I've been reading existential philosophy since.

      unironically a 30 year old khv here

      33
      I'm a social failure

      Thank god I lost mine, don't know how you guys go on tbh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just stop caring, basically. You autopilot through the motions of life. Maybe you've got a cope; a hobby, maybe you just numb it with drugs and booze. You just stop caring.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you just get used to it.

          yeah its pretty clear by the daily endless whining that you just stopped caring and got used to it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok normie

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >normie

              [...]

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh, cool
            just making sure

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do people know that you're a virgin or is it a secret?
          I get embarrassed when people talk of sex because I'm a virgin.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Best friend knows because he's black and 'on god' Black folk can spot a 'nerdy virgin' like he was a white woman holding cash.
            A co-worker asked me once but I just BS'D her that it'd 'been a while'.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              most people can spot a virgin, they just gossip behind your back

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *jots down name*
                homosexual...onnn...slash..television..

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you just get used to it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      28
      No woman who weighs less than I do has ever expressed any interest in me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      29 reporting in.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      31 sup

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only 27

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turned 31, two weeks ago. 8 months ago was going out with QT 22 year old dentist-fu but she broke up with me.

      It's over. I'm not going to make it....

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making fun of people with a disability (autism) is neither clever nor funny.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had sex once at 20 and then haven't since.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being attractive is also part of it. But I mean it’s not rocket science, if you’re attractive and have basic communication ability then you’ll not really have a problem talking with women and mutually deciding to have sex at some point. But physically attractiveness isn’t all there is, unless you’re repulsive, you can be attractive other ways. Usually by money or being a serial killer, just joking, being masculine and abusive is enough, I’m kidding again, a jacket and a motorcycle is all it takes

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    31 here. Sex grosses me out so much that I pass out so I never really looked up how it is supposed to work. I tried visiting a brothel a few months back and could not get hard whatsoever so I've been reading existential philosophy since.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've been reading existential philosophy since
      what are you reading senpai?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've stopped caring. Call it a cope, but having sex isn't some honorable achievement

    Just think about how many druggie felons are out there with multiple kids

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex haver here. It absolutely isn't an honorable achievement.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having sex for the point of having sex is moronic. jerking off accomplishes the same thing, and it’s way easier and less of a hassle than getting a woman to help you with it. I think being single and not having children is the only thing that makes a man’s life pathetic. Even if you have to sow some seeds and produce bastard children, you’ve accomplished something important

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >important
        Says who? Society? Not everyone was meant to procreate. If you do it just as a flex, like having a car or a house, you're not in the right headspace.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that’s part of it, if you’re in a group of dads and don’t have any kids, you’re going to feel like a total scrub, I don’t know why. But you’ll never be invited to another barbecue again. It also gives you some internal peace. If you die, it’s not the worst thing anymore, because you have someone more valuable than yourself, and who will be on the earth doing things similar to you with half of your blood. And you know, having a child is like an affectional replacement for a loveless life where you can feel a slight sliver of warmth and love. Not having any kids means no purpose. You might as well not care about anything and become a hedonist while your short existence still lasts

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My potential children aren't me, they are their own people.
            I don't know whether I'll have any but I'm fine with the prospect of either. If I do have them, it will be for their own sake, not mine.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They’re little clones of you. I’m sure subconsciously you would think the same way. You don’t have kids other than for yourself, otherwise they wouldn’t be special to you. But once they’re born it’s no longer selfish

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Having kids isn't selfish, but I don't perceive them as little clones. That sounds like a cope with the fact that your own body will sooner or later expire and cease to exist.
                Everyone is an autonomous individual.
                If I have a kid and something bad, or preferably something good happens to them, that's on them. It's not my life. My child could mog my life tenfold, or fall short of the mark. It depends on them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you would adopt children and raise them for 18 years, maybe you could say you would have kids completely for an unselfish reason. But if you wouldn’t adopt kids as an infant and raise them, then you probably do have kids for a selfish reason. Unless it was an accident. There’s nothing wrong with being somewhat selfish or occasionally doing selfish things tho

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not having any kids means no purpose.
            Some of the greatest inventors of all time had no heirs.
            You aren't worth anything to society unless you help it in some tangible way and neither are your children.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re talking about like .01% of the actual people who ever contribute something significant to humanity. You can contribute to humanity by doing honest labor, though. People who don’t have kids would have no reason to help society if you really think about it. If society went to shit after you and your family were all dead and you had no descendants left on earth, why would that matter. If you have a vested interest in society lasting, then you would want to do honest work to make it better and perhaps have a right to vote in elections

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People who don’t have kids would have no reason to help society
                That's objectively false based on what I pointed out earlier. On the other hand, merely having kids won't help or hinder society on its own.
                It depends on them as individuals. If you raise thieves and killers it won't really do much for society's sake.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess maybe if you’re altruistic then you sure, maybe there’s a real desire to care. Like Mother Theresa did about society and what not. But I mean once you’re dead, if things all went to shit, are you going to care about future people? You might care about your current family and friends, but 100 years from now when everyone is new, and your descendants are gone, would it really matter to you? I don’t know. I mean like in China, I don’t really care about how it’s like over there because I don’t live there and no one I care about does, you know

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >are you going to care about future people?
                Sure. I don't care solely about my own family.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you do. I think people weren’t designed to care about more than like their community which would’ve been like 200 people. Caring about everyone in the world seems impossible to me because they’re just abstract to me, I’ll never know most of the 8 billion people, so beyond that, I would wish them the best but I’m pretty much indifferent to future people who don’t exist or the billions of others

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People who don’t have kids would have no reason to help society
                The idea of having kids and leaving them with a better world was murdered by the baby boomers, having kids doesn't mean shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not having any kids means no purpose
            thats only true for NPCs.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What is your purpose in life? If you’re just like an employee working for a business and not an artist or scientist, it seems like there’s nothing really to care for and give you a purpose

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                your purpose is what you make it
                you have the free will to decide what it is

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                my purpose is living for myself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Purpose in life is to imitate gods

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a respectable virgin because he wasn't also a degenerate coomer with Fleshlight and latex frick torso collections along with terabytes of e-girl porn. respectable virgins still have hope and are at least not repulsive. coomer virgins are just circling the drain.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never get laid, bro, you're stuck here with the rest of us.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have and I'm still stuck here. It did not change me much as a person if at all.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's not the end of the world
    >i'm so happy to be alone with zero hope of ever being loved
    >le reddit wizard abilities haha
    unironically kys

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE SEX!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love doesn't exist, moron.
      t. sex haver

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frogposter
      >mobileshart
      pbbbbt even my sexless loser ass is worth more than you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ever being loved
      Not gonna find that with a woman buddy, maybe if you’re very lucky.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >she was rubbing my wiener through my jean shorts
    kys my man

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    of all the shit to delete on this board,

    [...]

    is what they choose

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say that like it's a bad thing. If anything, that was the worst thing up on the board right now.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always hated how it showed him in the past kissing woman, even seeing breasts irl. Thats not a virgin imo

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And? Are we supposed to feel sorry for you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just stating a fact, I'm in no way special if that's your question

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not missing out on much.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw not a virgin, but no sex in over 10 years
    People my age are marrying and having children and I can't even approach and speak to a girl.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Past school, is there really much use caring about it? Sex itself isn't so important, it's a major driver when you're a horny teenager, but it's relationships that matter. If you had no relationship back then, you missed out on this critical part of socialization. That's it, it's done. No use worrying about it anymore, getting laid now will change nothing. There's little difference between 25 y/o virgin and 40 y/o one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It only comes up if a co-worker asks. Your "friends" (should you have any) usually have enough tact not to ask or care, same with family.

      t. 38

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting socialized isn’t that hard, unless you missed the truly critical stage which was like 2-5, or have autism, you can pick it up within a month even if you were isolated on an island for years

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's hard as balls for me. I have weird tastes and social phobia

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You could always learn to improvise a facade then. Just try to be cool and crack jokes, and no one will know the difference as long as you keep things surface level. The phobia can always be overcome by not caring that deeply how social situations go

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't pick up on approaching, flirting and hitting on women.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure you can, that stuff is easy. Once you’re socialized you would do that without even realizing it’s what you’re doing. You just have to stay focused and roll with the punches, even if you’re awkward 10 times and fail at flirting, if you keep things amicable the 11th time might be the charm and get you launched off

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Useless platitudes.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s real advice that will work. You can overthink stuff and make it complicated, but it’s actually the simplicity of it that holds people back. Talk to women, don’t fold, and you’ll be fine. Unless you’re deeply disturbed and creepy, a little bit of brushing up on your people skills is all it takes to be competent enough to talk to a woman naturally. At one point, I was as hopeless as they come. And then I stopped caring, and saw how easy it was, and the world opened up to me with open arms. I have a girlfriend and future fiancée at the moment, but even when I was single, I could talk to a woman, stutter and fail horribly, walk away awkwardly, and then go try again with someone else 5 minutes later because it’s fun. Once you abandon your pride, you’re free from the shackles of social responsibility

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >talk to a woman, stutter and fail horribly, walk away awkwardly, and then go try again with someone else 5 minutes later because it’s fun
                Which part of that could possibly be "fun" to you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you didn’t know them before and you’re never going to see them again, it was still sort of fun even if it ended disastrously. It wasn’t necessarily fun, but it was at least more amusing than having not talked to anyone. When you talk to a stranger, you release a little bit of adrenaline and endorphins if they’re of the opposite sex and you don’t know where it’s going. You just have to learn to enjoy the small rushes you get along the way

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I used to tell people in this kind of thread to treat women like they would some random anon. Just don't give a frick, troll them, openly use 'wrongthink'. Women really don't believe that shit either, they just have to fit in with the group; and it's exhausting.
                Now I don't think the average anon is even capable of acting this way here, so there is little hope for them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you got bullied through those "crucial" years in your youth, you just don't open to other people thus making the whole socialization thing impossible

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This board loves to call that 'corrective bullying'.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is no such thing. It’s just psychos and self hating incels who push the bullying is good meme.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >psychos and self hating incels
              Yes I said 'this board'.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's women. But being that this is Cinemaphile, you can probably imagine the type of uggos I'm talking about. Stacies are unironically much nicer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                back in HS the only person who was nice to me was stacy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                People who think incels are bad have not met their female equivalent. I would generally advise you not to engage with them or fall for their bait.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Attractive women didn’t start being nice to me until I was in my 20s. The pretty and smart kids in my school were not nice at all. I feel like I went to high school with a bunch of Homelanders.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah man, people just love to punch down. You can be anything in this world, but never be weak or show yourself vulnerable because people will frick you up

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >never be weak or vulnerable
              You'd think growing up with a boomer dad who could only communicate in yelling that I would've learned that pretty early on, but here I am.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, when you start dating people when you're a teenager, you're dating people who are figuring it out at the same time you do; and also have peers like that all around you. Here you start as a moron with 0 history. It's not so much that you're completely incapable of learning, but rather that the environment just isn't there anymore.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >upped my sexual partner count to 2 this week
    >35 years old
    It feels ok

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He eventually has sex. It isn't a documentary

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What, you secured a hot milf too? You morons miss the point of the movie. Being a virgin and saving yourself for marriage is A GOOD THING. The movie literally spells it out for you. Stop being so in love with sex, what the frick.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey did someone lose their fuzzy top hat and goggles? Is there a pick-up artist in here missing his props?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon to be wizard here, I stopped caring after 25 when I realised the only girls left were thots and single moms. The reality is if you didn't lock anyone down during HS then you're fricked and face the choice of dying alone or pretending that you're ok with a sing mom/thot/sexworker. Modern dating is trash, even when you win you lose.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s wrong with a single mom? As long as the fields are still fertile, you can still blast some seed in there. Then you have a step kid, you know, maybe a step daughter. Someone you’re not blood related to. I’m not saying you should molest your step daughter. Noooo. No I’m not even suggesting that at all. But I mean, you can not be creepy about it and not touch her but you know, you can l sometimes, you know. Then plus, you don’t have to wait 9 months for your first kid. You get a practice run and stuff, and you would still be a good step parent. Hell, even spoil her and care about your step daughter, but there’s some things you just can’t do with your biological kids in good conscience. I suppose it would be more of a giant inconvenience if you only had a step son though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when I was in school seeing all the kids with step parents blatantly disregard them in front of us.
        >Dude, isn't that your ste-
        >"NO, ANON, HE'S NOT MY REAL DAD, REMEMBER, UGH, I DON'T CARE WHAT HE SAYS."
        >B-Bro um your stepmom told us t-
        >"I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE SAYS, DUDE, SHE'S NOT MY MOM, UGH, LET'S GO."
        It's not like in your aminey's or stepfamily porns

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well duh, it’s not like you’re going to seem like their biological parent especially if they’re already like past kindergarten or some shit. Plus, taking on a full parental role is something you would probably be better off avoiding if you can, unless it’s too late, like they were young as I’m talking about. But it’s a double edged sword I guess. If you do grow attached to them, maybe you would want it. But if you don’t, then you probably would prefer the kid doesn’t think about you like that, especially if they have a good baby daddy so you don’t even feel guilty about being sort of distant and a little uncaring. But if they’re like a screamer annoying 5 year old, that would just about drive me up the fricking wall. I hate kids screams. You have to get in there before they’re 2. Maybe 2 at the very latest if you want to have a good step parent role

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they have contact with their biological father, then stepparenting is like asking for a disaster. That guy will always be casting shadow in your house. The relationships in the triangle consisting of your wife, your stepchild and his dad will be more important to how that kid sees you than whatever you could possibly do. If the father's dead or made a run for it, you can consider it, but otherwise it's a big-ass no.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 more years

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >22
      Things are still 'doable' for you now.
      You don't HAVE to be like this.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to have sex because the women would enjoy it too much.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

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