It wasn't THAT bad

It wasn't THAT bad

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The Predator
    I never saw this one, I saw all the other Predators though (except Prey lol shan’t be watching) but is The Predator any good? Is it pozzed in any way?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's garbage. a modern predator movie with constant marvel-tier humor

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I like Keagan

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly Prey's the only bordering-on-okay one of them. The others will make you wonder what the everliving frick the suits were thinking they were doing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Predators was fun. I really wanted to like Prey but the magic axe shattered my suspension of disbelief. Should have just made her really good with a bow.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >entire theme of Prey is le woman can be warriors too
          I’d rather eat shit than watch that.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The girl's cute so it's okay.
            Other than that it's mostly inoffensive, whereas the other modern attempts always fricked up the lore to introduce marvel-tier bullshit and focused too much on the human characters.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >The girl's cute so it's okay.
              Her twiggy arms couldn't throw tomahawk let alone wrestle a predator.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The entire theme of Prey is that there can be more than just one native princess

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I am disappointed they tried to eat cake and have it, too.
          >Ok, people complain on Sues, let's make her consistently fail, even if her ideas are solid
          >Frick, that makes a really incompetent character
          >So let's her succeed now the most random bullshit no thought was put into
          >Ymm.... Ok, let's just call it a wrap and go home

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They could have gone dozens of different ways with the story, but they decided on oppressed Indian woman. I would have been fine with her being a good hunter within the tribe. Just cut all the inter personal drama.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        KYS

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is wrong with Predator 2???

        It's complete shit and the only truly bad movie in the franchise (Alien vs Predator doesn't count).

        Yes they count. AVP is good and AVP-R is ok.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's not une single good Predator movie.
      Haven't seen Prey yet either but I've seen the others, they're all fricking trash. Yes including the very first one.
      >lol you don't get it it's actually a self-aware meta commentary on 1980s musclexploitationrino
      Frick frick off its a boring movie where roided morons shoot at plants in the jungle for 90 minutes with Arnold's broken english. The third act is the only good part of that

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely liked it but then I'm a Shane Black gay

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Poster reminds me of this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because you’re a homosexual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      based chinaman

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ah, yes, the ~~*Chinese*~~

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    would have been a fun movie with a different alien than the Predators.
    turning hunters into groomers wasn't a good idea.
    also everyone in the flick was more likeable than the protagonist.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the one with the autistic kid? I thought it was kinda fun.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's complete shit and the only truly bad movie in the franchise (Alien vs Predator doesn't count).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You mean AvP2 right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You mean AvP2 right?

      What the frick is wrong with Predator 2???

      [...]
      Yes they count. AVP is good and AVP-R is ok.

      Avp-R is legit decent.

      Pros
      > One of the most badass Predators of the series.
      > Great Pred design & suit. Much more traditional than the Pred suits in the 1st AVP.
      > Sewer battle & final battle are solid despite lighting.
      > Sheriff is likable.
      > The actress from 24 is a decent Ripley ripoff, better then the b***h from Covenant
      > Great Predalien design & effects.

      Cons
      > Rest of the cast has minimal likability.
      > WAY too darkly lit.
      > The Alien suits aren't the best.
      > Meh/Weak-ish ending.
      > Small town setting is meh.
      > The prego slaughter is almost too mean spirited.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My biggest issue is the YA cast.
        The rest of the cast is serviceable, but they could have been a lot better if they sidelined the teenage characters.
        Get rid of the interpersonal drama.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it was.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it was.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it when I first watched it but hated it after I watched half in the bag. I get all my opinions from red letter media group

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    having an autistic stepson helps you enjoy this movie a lot more

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yes it was.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going down this contrarian road with you.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Alienz wan 2 b autistic n shiet
    It really was... Maybe as a comedy it was okay

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty terrible and I can't even blame it on women.
    Everything new they did with the Predators was super gay. Super Predator looked like Super Shredder, but it was not Keno

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post. i also liked him in surf ninjas. leslie nielson was a cyborg bad guy and rob schenider was their goofy friend who was atleast 10 years too old to be hanging out with kids their ago.

      also he was in that one movie where stiffler and the rock fight christopher walken in a jungle over a gold cat statue.

      it was a different time.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, BLACKED porn has fricked up my mind. I see something different in that poster.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it frickikng was. I watched this in the theatre so having wasted money on it only added to its moronation.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's not customary in our polite society but this Black was funny.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the one with the goofy autistic kid? The whole movie was such a mess. It was too silly, even by Predator standards.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh is it already Predator's turn for us to pretend the garbage entries of the 10's were actually good because the new stuff has women in the lead role? I thought we were still on Alien after watching people defend Prometheus the last few weeks.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    @199800891
    Did this get you any (you)s before? Won't get one from me with such obvious bait.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was so bad, it makes fricking Prey look good just by sheer comparison.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's mediocre-to-ok-but-still-watchable till about the end of 2nd act. Then it takes a literal swan dive into a cesspool and the sudden drop of quality or any pretense is just shocking all by itself. It's like they've just gave up with the final 35 or so minutes.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It wasn't THAT bad
    It needs an unrated directors cut to remove all the capeshit-tier baggage that was added after it was crippled by the inevitable studio frickery.
    Remove the wisecracking obligatory ESG/DEI Black (but keep his death), cut the even more unnecessary female character who adds no plot value whatsoever, return the gore we were initially promised & what's left could very well be yet another worthy Predator installment.
    That's right, Shane Black.
    I'm talking to you!

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's worse than "that bad". The only redeeming quality is that it's so bad it's funny. A filmmaker with less conviction wouldn't have an actress say lines like "experts say autism is the next stage in human evolution", but not Shane Black.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Look, it was bad yes, but it wasn't nearly as bad as people whining made you think it was. I watched it recently to form my own opinion because people b***hed about it so much, yea it's bad, but it had some funny moments if you watch it as a comedy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I'll try this. Looking at it like a comedy.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ignoring the fact that the predator was trying to give itself autism, o hated how the dialogue tried so hard to be stupid like modern mcu garbage. that's when it hit me just how much of a cancer marvel has become to other movies

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