it's 14:30 and i have drank the 7 Leffe Blondes and about to drive home to continue my saturday drinking spree..

it's 14:30 and i have drank the 7 Leffe Blondes and about to drive home to continue my saturday drinking spree.. what a life!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >leffe blonde

    i got it randomly at a restaurant a couple years ago and it instantly became my go to beer. shits solid

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's 14:45 in here and I'm going to drink some vodka.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on La Chouffe myself, I love blondes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Went to Ghent
      >In Trappiste bar with 4hours to kill before airport
      >Drink about 8 10% beers
      >Turn up pretty late
      >Get told at airport to go and sober up a bit before going through security
      >Security dubious but let me on the plane last minute
      >Get four little vodkas for the 1hr flight home
      WHAT A LIFE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >8 10% beers in 4 hours
        yeah that'll do it lol. how visibly sloppy do you have to be in order to be told to sober up lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They weren't going to let me fly but I managed to convince them I'd be fine and would just get some sleep. I only had 15mins before gate closing but just had to basically sit in one spot without being a headcase and they let me on.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i like to imagine a drunk anon screeching "SNEED" and tripping over a trashcan while families look on in horror

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I basically went overboard with my 'trying to be sober' chat and they made me sit down before saying I wasn't fit to fly. I went into short reply mode and they said they'd check on me. They didn't.

              Still better than the time I got thrombophlebitis trying to outdrink a NZ Rugby player on the first flight from Doha - Auckland. I swear that guy tanked thirty cans of Heineken and seemed sober. As it was the first flight of that length they just gave is tons of booze.

              Shit was cash until I had one huge leg in hospital in NZ.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah whenever dealing with authority figures its best never to surrender any unnecessary information and just answer questions with short replies lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm Scottish so we always think 'talk a lot and they will think I'm sober'. Doesn't ever work, ha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve fallen afoul of this and been refused on a flight back from Poland lel. Learned my lesson

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have averaged around 20 drinks a day since last saturday

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly cups of water I hope!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1420 here.
    >Didn't drink last night as pretty badly injured at footy on Thurs and probably have broken ribs
    >Going to get drunk right now on the two bottles of wine I had from yesterday
    MFW I went one day without drinking

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its 15:26 and im up to a total of 2 beers in the last 30 days

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's 08:30 and I just opened my first Natty Daddy. What a life.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who asked for it but the small grocery store near where I live imports Leffe Blonde and Hoegaarden out here in the rural part of my state. I've tried both and their okay.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been up drinking since 4 AM while watching television and film, mostly SVU

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's all fun and games until something happens. The enourmous hassle of getting your driver's licence back will be the least of your concerns.

    Stay safe anon. And plan on how you get home ahead of time the next time.

    If you keep this up, God's gonna cut you down eventually. You can't say you haven't been told.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >God's gonna cut you down eventually
      yup. you can only be cut so many breaks
      i'm just happy when i got my first (and only) DUI nobody got hurt and i was just pulled over for speeding
      you could hurt yourself or someone else and be thrown in jail for a long time

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God i wish i was a fraction as handsome as madds.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drank 12 beers last night
    >got barely drunk
    I think tonight it's going to be gin and tonic

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Top Gun Maverick and it is a solid 7/10 if you take out the flashback shite.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have arrived home safe and well without killing a single person, good thing about my 40yo chevy is that it doesn't have seatbelts or airbag so if i get into an accident i probably don't have to worry about the consequences lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, forgot to mention it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Glad you got home safe. I'll crack open a fresh one to that. Now it's DRUK time.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    going off with a friend for once. she even told me she doesn't mind me drinking but i don't know how i feel about a lady driving

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day israelite

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe stop drinking you miserable fricks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe stop posting in a thread about miserable fricks, you miserabler frick. Go live your life to the fullest, nobody here's going to keep you from it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worry about your own shit, clueless homosexual

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s 15:33 and I drunk 2 Peroni Capris and 3 Brewdog Post Punk Tropicals in the sunshine… truly we are as kings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pissed in bed but need to move out my house in a month and I rent it from a friend.
      >Need to fix a lot of shit, eek

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I go to the gym or skip it today and start drinking instead. I’ve not eaten much anywya

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