It's 1999 and mom and dad are taking you to Blockbuster. What are you renting?

It's 1999 and mom and dad are taking you to Blockbuster. What are you renting?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    video game tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw some gay rented the last copy of super smash bros

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was me and I never gave it back lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you were probably one of the kids who would take the manuals out of the blockbuster rentals so the rest of us couldn't enjoy them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            people did that?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that's why whenever you rented a game from blockbuster 99% of the time it didn't have the manual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >wahhh no manual
                >1999
                The manual was online. This isn't a 1989 thread bro.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the manual wasn't online in 1999 and I didn't own a computer until 2001

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No they fricking weren't. What, you think manuals were uploaded in PDF format? The best we had were gamefaqs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No I was never that spiteful, I just wanted to keep playing the game so I "lost" it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              did you ever pay the late fee?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who knows, my parents were the ones who handled it. I just kept playing the game when they werent around and "found it" after we moved.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if you kept renting shit after that then they obviously paid for it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They paid it then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They probably had to pay the full retail price for it too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was me and I never gave it back lmao

        you were probably one of the kids who would take the manuals out of the blockbuster rentals so the rest of us couldn't enjoy them

        i remember renting a bunch of games and movies for my brother's birthday and forgetting to return them so they had ridiculously high "late fees" so we just didn't take them back and a year later the rental store closed so we got to keep them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw some gay rented the last copy of super smash bros

      >tfw legend of Zelda ocarina of time is not on the shelves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This tbqh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        phantom menace was so cool, the film that is, loved the score, had that as a kid and played it all the time, I must have seen that film 20 times in theaters. Every time we passed a theater with it playing I would ask to see it (it was in theaters all summer).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only 3 out of 6 of these games is any good, the n64 had a better lineup of star wars games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this. my computer was shit and I couldn't emulate things but movies were still easy as shit to pirate back then.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she has a willie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That movie only ever made money from my parents and their friend's generation tricking each other into going to see it and making fun of them when they got back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Funny. I too remember it was fairly mainstream to laugh at the twist. Different times...

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predator 2 and Tony hawk pro skater

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino taste

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mom and dad
    well la dee da mr. frenchman

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU VILL RENT ZE MOVIES AND OWN NOTHING

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Barfly. As usual.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the matrix

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KOTR 98 brother

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any jackie chan movie I haven't seen on the kung fu rack and siphon filter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I remember siphon filter! As for Jackie Chan movies I would always hire out Rumble in the Bronx

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hell yeah, siphon filter 2 was great as well when it came out, and it had that kino train level I played endlessly on a demo disc
        supercop is probably my favorite jackie film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I remember siphon filter! As for Jackie Chan movies I would always hire out Rumble in the Bronx

      >tasers you relentlessly for 30 seconds
      Nothing personnel kid

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to Blockbuster, they are way over-priced. I'm going to the mom and pop store where $5 gets you 4 movies for 7 days.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blockbuster and hollywood video ran out all the mom and pop places around me

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Phantom Menace

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was working there in '99

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blockbuster employees always looked fricking bored

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was boring. Friday and Saturday nights were non-stop though. they probably lost money at many locations being open too early and too late during the week.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          did the blockbuster that you worked at have the wall with the employee recommendations?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yes, but it was on an end cap at the end of the aisle

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder how many people actually rented a movie because of the employee recommendations

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Customers would seek out employees to tell them they liked their choice and would ask for further recommendations... it was a different time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When the Darkness Falls movie came out, my parents were renting scary movies for us to watch over the weekend and the guy working the register suggested the movie to us. Dad agreed and we were later greeted to a Kino experience

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that movie fricked me up as a kid lmao that opening scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I used to sell heroin to almost every single employee at my local spot

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like 2, so nothing. But if I had the mind of a 10 year old at 2, I'd ask for Small Soldiers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was obsessed with small soldiers back then

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the rings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bakshi's version? Seriously? It wasn't good.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Already downloaded everything i wanted to see and play in 99, kek at american getting rid of their 56k modems in 2012

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not The Matrix. Everyone bought that for $15 as soon as they got a DVD player for Christmas.
    "Stir Of Echoes" and "Sixth Sense" were comfy 1999 kino. I admit, also, "American Beauty", because I didn't know it sucked back then.

    I still haven't seen "The Iron Giant" so, if I get a DeLorean and 1999 mom+dad want to watch a new movie with me, that's the one I'll recommend.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more like 2006 and I'm getting guitar hero 3 and harvest moon

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla 1998, it just came out on rental. We pick up a huge bucket and some popcorn to pop, two large Pizza Hut pizzas, two orders of breadsticks, and a two liter of Pepsi. Unfortunately, three minutes after we got back home, the power goes out. A storm has rolled in. We ate the pizza in the dark, waiting for the electricity to come back on. The back door lurched open, a man in a Ghostface mask and 7 inch fixed blade knife slipped into our home. He rushed at my father from the shadows, taking him out immediately. My mother screamed before he sliced open her neck, spilling blood all over the pepperoni & sausage. My brother and little sister ran, I dove under the table. He went after my brother first, taking him down in the kitchen. My sister had gone upstairs, so I ran for the front door, hoping he would follow me. He didn't. I was out in the rain, waiting for him to chase after me, but he did not leave the house. I ran to a neighbor's across the street and pounded on the door, begging to be let in. The rest was a blur. I remember riding in a police car and a big funeral for all four of my family members before I went to live with my paternal grandparents & aunt. This was two decades ago and the killer was never caught. I still have not seen Godzilla 1998 since I saw it in theaters. This was outside Pittsburgh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      godzilla 98 was fricking kino back then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A Taco Bell tie in. They had those cups.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They had godzilla cupholders. My family used those until the plastic got all melty from being in the hot car for so long

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rent DVD on release weekend
    >put a couple small scratches in it to "leave my mark" before returning it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad trash like you are now powerless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would never rewind the DVDs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I worked at a Blockbuster and if it wasn't a poorly managed shithole, you'd have been easily caught.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >did this by accident with a rental dvd I got from a Tsutaya in Japan
      >ex girlfriend at the time said we’d have to pay a fine
      >returned it anyway and paid nothing

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    '99? Jet force gemini or pokemon snap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always passed over jet force gemini because I thought the cover looked dumb and only played it as an adult

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was starship troopers for kids. 10 year old you would have loved it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was more into rogue squadron and goldeneye

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bullying them until they cave and let me rent Hellraiser

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Waynes World 2 with Kim Basinger. I gave my best friend a blow job watching that scene in grade 8

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based waynes world 2 appreciating gay. It was a way better movie than the first one

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Park. Again.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Twisted Metal 4 and Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope everyone who worked there has a nice day.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE MATRIX AND I'M GETTING A BUTTERFINGER b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it was the nestle buncha crunch

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything sucks now and this picture is proof

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everything always sucked, you're just older now. Try to imagine how much of an inconvenience you were to your parents lives. They probably brought you here so much as a kid cause you wouldn't shut the frick up or settle down for even a second you little shit.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Knowing my mom she was probably getting something something with as much sex in it as possible to tease me with before begging me to fill her butt with my cum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Judging from your digits you are probably telling the truth. Can you go in more depth please because everything you mentioned sounds hot as frick. Especially combined with that pic.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking at the video games while Mom is hitting Dad and screaming in the middle of the store.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it was the trashy parents beating their kids in the store

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blues Clues movie or something cause I was like 3

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nutty professor was boring except for the fart scene at the dinner table

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      contrarian loser

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NFL BLITZ
    >Austin Powers
    >king size box of M&Ms
    >order delivery for a Big New Yorker from Pizza Hut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I made sure to buy austin powers with my allowance and I about wore the fricking tape out

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster
    Final Fantasy 8 or legacy of kain: soul reaver
    a box of starburst or milk duds
    i also steal a fricking pc gamer demo disc with age of empires 2 on it.

    Boys, that was a good weekend.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretending to brows horror movies while I actually look at the adult films on the opposite side of the isle

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    vidya games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        peak comfy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        can we go back?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cringeworthy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what? the Chef Boyardee ontop of the VCR?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit the coming generation and late zoomers will never enjoy this comfyness.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that is one messy room, eww

          if it's a common room, wow that's a badly organized parent, if it's the kid's room, wow that's a poorly brought up parent.

          >tv in the kid's room
          >computer in the kid's room
          >kid allowed to eat in the room and not solely in the kitchen
          >junk everywhere

          looks like a Pretty Princess Points room

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, like i said, comfyness.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that is one messy room, eww

        if it's a common room, wow that's a badly organized parent, if it's the kid's room, wow that's a poorly brought up parent.

        >tv in the kid's room
        >computer in the kid's room
        >kid allowed to eat in the room and not solely in the kitchen
        >junk everywhere

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        VGHHHHHHh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was not allowed a tv in my room.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If my dad was spotted in 99 there would be a huge reward for that prick so I'd be on the payphone outside trying to collect.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Mummy and Syphon Filter

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chameleon twist. i bring it home to play only to see the entire game was beaten and theres no obvious way 7 year old me knew to reset the save file.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that game is really easy and short anyway

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rent ocarina of time
    >game is already at ganondorf
    >just hookshot him until I eventually die

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My parents are divorced, and it's my dad's weekend. We're going to rent Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Candyman

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That dvd that has an hour worth of horror movie clips and trailers

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Add Desperado and Assassins and we got a.. how do you say.. Antonio Banderas Night

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla vs Gigan
    >The Lost World Jurassic Park for the ps1
    And I had a blast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      basically every other week I would rent a godzilla movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I rented a Godzilla movie every chance I got. If not those, I’d get a random horror movie based on if the cover was. I discovered Pumpkinhead that way.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Putting scotch tape over the record tab on a shitty movie and recording my swinging nuts and ass just as the credits roll

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you complained about it and got a free rental it's a flawless victory

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Austin Powers and something for the n64

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We had Filmtown. I took Freddy vs. Jason.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 scooby doo movie and 1 kung fu flick

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was in graduate school in 1999 and lived a thousand miles away from my Mom and Dad.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Goof Troop
    holy fricking based
    emulate the Japanese version it has multiple different difficulties that change the puzzles
    do it NOW

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >saw this in theaters on opening day
      >they didn't have any ancient mew cards
      frickers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watched this multiple times on Pay-Per-View because we had a black box. Also, Austin Powers 2, American Psycho, American Pie, and many more.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a godzilla movie. As a kid these dvd covers were the coolest thing ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Old school UFC and WWF videos.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was the last thing you ever rented?

    For me it was Tales of Vesperia. My store went away literally a month later.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ninja Scroll

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball

    It's about uh volleyball Dad. At the beach. To save us the cost of going....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your dad knew exactly what he was doing

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fight Club, Princess Mononoke and maybe a Drew Barrymore or that Marisa Tomei movie with RDJ.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to Blockbuster, I'm going to a local rental store. Probably getting something off the 99cent rack. Game would have been something for N64 or PS1, in '98 or '99 I rented Banjo multiple times in the summer. Probably renting a horror movie or comedy. I remember when new releases would have an entire wall dedicated to one or two new movies that came out that week. A lot of the time they would be rented out.

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