>It's 2023. >You now remember Monster House

>It's 2023
>You now remember Monster House
What went right?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sharp jokes, good tone and a genuinely sad and horrible backstory for Nebbercracker and Constance

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't he just build a big fence?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he couldn't get a permit, or the local laws outright don't allow for tall fences. I know some places, such as the town I live in, limit the height of fences in your front yard to like 4 feet or less.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he couldn't get a permit, or the local laws outright don't allow for tall fences. I know some places, such as the town I live in, limit the height of fences in your front yard to like 4 feet or less.

        I can't recall, did any of the other houses in the neighborhood have fences?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why didn't he just build a big fence?
        How is he supposed to enjoy himself if he can't yell at kids?
        Maybe his wife didn't like fences.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    still a good movie

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would've been better in live-action honestly, I think the mo-cap style turned a lot of people off plus how badly the animation aged.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dan Harmon wasn't a jaded cynical butthole with a god complex yet and still allowed himself to be sincere with his writing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny you mention him because he apparently wasn't a fan of the final product. His version of the final act didn't make it, a friend wrote to him about the movie and he wrote back detailing that. Wish I had the link on hand but an anon posted a link to the article in a monster house thread like a month ago.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found it: https://archive.nytimes.com/artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/29/community-creator-writes-to-child-disses-spielberg-and-wins-our-hearts/

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow he can only create kino by accident
          Sad!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          tldr?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not too many specifics unfortunately. It's just some lady writing Dan about how he needs to explain the film to her daughter because she keeps having nightmares. Dan writes that he never got to finish the film, and so he can't really explain that much since it wasn't the final product he'd set out to make.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Great job anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found it: https://archive.nytimes.com/artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/29/community-creator-writes-to-child-disses-spielberg-and-wins-our-hearts/

        What was his original third act like?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dan Harmon wasn't a jaded cynical butthole
      Lol

      tldr?

      >Why, after they escaped the house, did that old man tell them another scary story about a mean fat lady that didn’t make very much sense either? I’ll tell you why. Because [the “Monster House” director] Gil Kenan is a hack and [its executive producer] Steven Spielberg is a moron. But hey, I shouldn’t be dumping this stuff on you.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ohhh, so it's a girl house.
    I still remember this line years later.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The spirit possessing the house. She was a circus exhibition because she was so fat, but the Nevercracker guy was secretly Pierce Brosnan so he stole her away and married her.
    Then he was building a house for them to live in and some kids were throwing shit at her, so she grabbed an axe to murder them and Pierce tried to stop her and she ended up falling into the open basement and getting entombed in cement.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OM NOM NOM NOM

    • 8 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      Monster House's defining legacy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monster House's defining legacy

      Gotta love how this is the only other well known role Jon Heder is known for besides Napoleon Dynamite. Nice to know he’s a part of cult classic Halloween history now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't leave out his most iconic role

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Why don't you clean YOUR room, dad"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also know him as that stoner chicken in Surf's Up

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is there a stoner character in a children's movie? Is he at least the villain?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There was one in A Goofy Movie that was one of the three main characters

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you on your mom's computer without her permission

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            How old are you?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              70

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >drugs are bad mmkay
            Frick off

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    better than I remember

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    conchowder no voy a pedir sexo este año

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mc gets no fanart

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I can't recall, did any of the other houses in the neighborhood have fences?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Damn, video games have looked better than this for like the past 10 years.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon this movie is more than 10 years old, that's not the burn you think it is

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It a a great for gameboy advance

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way you could grow those thick-ass trees packed so close together.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the spirit controlled the trees and grass to an extent

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Out in nature they might not grow that close. But if you watered and fertilized them, I bet you could get them pretty big.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well it seems like nobody else had front-facing fences either so I can accept it

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to fantasise about Jenny going full femdom on the boys; forcing them to suck each other's wieners for one of her divine hand-jobs.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...it would be so easy...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even care for NonCon but I would because she desperately needs correction

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never forgot it! The joke about the uvula and "Ohhh, it's a GIRL house..." has never left my mind. I recall seeing it in the old theater in town.

    It was a solid movie that wound a tight story.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      needed a better art style

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It took me several years to realize that Constance died when she fell down into the cellar. I thought she was fine until the concrete suffocated her.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pictures you can hear

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That transition was fricking great

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain why Spielberg had this hardon for this weird animation style? Aren't these movies the reason he gave up doing animation?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good God..

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, fine, I guess I'll watch this movie.
      >checks the wiki
      >she's 13
      Excellent. Ideal.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's very stylized, making the graphics age better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP ya got any beer?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Babysitter found the pissbottles

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Stacy neighbor comments on your pissbottles

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Stacy neighbor refuses to go in a bottle and demands to go in your mouth.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God that line killed me, I remember having to rewind the DVD to hear it again on the first watch.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what happened to Nebercracker? It looked like he died in the beginning, even doing an uncomfortable close-up shots.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes that was the plot, they made you initially think he was dead and HIS spirit was haunting the house leading up to the reveal of Constance
      Neat little detail I didn't even realize until recently. When he comes back, he gets out of the DRIVER'S seat of the ambulance while still in a patient's gown
      homie broke out of the hospital and stole a fricking ambulance like a day after suffering a heart attack or whatever

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be Pierce Brosnan demolitions expert
        >have heart attack
        >the day after you steal an ambulance, blow up a house, then give away candy and toys on Halloween
        >homeless and destitute for the rest of his life
        >MC's parents don't even react to the missing house
        What a Chad

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was probably able to blame whatever "freak accident" destroyed that development site for destroying his house and sue for big bucks

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A few years ago I decided to check out the videogames. Turns out the GBA version was the best. It's kind of a Zelda clone.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      games?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The tie in video games, there were a few for each console. Gamecube, gba, the ds had its own too I think.

        I remember reading The City of Ember shorty after watching this movie so I imagined the characters in the book looked like the characters from Monster House.
        And then they made a City of Ember movie and I was annoyed it didn't look like Monster House.

        Something about your post captures those brief silly moments in childhood, I did the same with other media. Loved city of Ember too, though I barely remember those books.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a time when every major movie got a handful of licensed video games. Monster House got games for the PS2, Gamecube, DS, and GBA.

        The PS2/Gamecube version is a 3rd person shooter. It's pretty linear and more like a virtual haunted house. It has the best version of Thou Art Dead though.
        The DS version is a top-down shooter like Smash TV. I didn't play much of it, I wanted to explore the house and this game doesn't let you do that.
        The GBA version is a top-down adventure game like Zelda. It's a lot more open-ended than the console version with more puzzles. It has a watered down version of Thou Art Dead, but at least you get a reward for getting the high score.

        There's also a java game for old flip phones but it looked like unremarkable garbage.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gun in a kids movie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember reading The City of Ember shorty after watching this movie so I imagined the characters in the book looked like the characters from Monster House.
    And then they made a City of Ember movie and I was annoyed it didn't look like Monster House.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think blinds would stretch out like that.

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