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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How does Shrek overcome literal Death?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well he has cheated death multiple times.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the whole concept just flies ogre his head

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He probably scales higher than Death.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anyone else could have defeated death because it was not heir time to die

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He lives Far Far Away
    /thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously it’s even addressed in the movie. Puss didn’t get Shreks help at first because he gave up. As for afterwords when he was trying to steal the wish he had a time crunch since he knew Goldie and the bears were after it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This but literally plus going into the sea is literally a death sentence

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2nd post best post.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think Death is something you can expect anyone to defeat. Plus Shrek has his own life and kids. You can't always call on the bug green man to fight your battles.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek isn't some miracle man, he can't stop forces like Death.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he's not a believer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Straight up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's death straight up, there's nothing he could really do to save him

        >Its a good question
        It's straight up not.

        What kind of ridiculous name is that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thats the best straight up joke I seen here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Shrek was love AND life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek is life, which makes him a veritable foe for Death.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Death is something you can expect anyone to defeat. Plus Shrek has his own life and kids. You can't always call on the bug green man to fight your battles.

      How does Shrek overcome literal Death?

      this is all predicated on Puss knowing the wolf is Death, of which he doesn't until the climax of the film.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek can't beat death...no one can.

      Shrek ain’t beating Death, the only way he could’ve helped is if Puss went to him to retire instead of Mama Luna’s. But there’s still 3 possible reasons why he didn’t. 1) he was too ashamed to admit to Shrek he was afraid of death. 2) knowing the wolf was after him, he didn’t want to endanger Shrek and his family. 3) he and Shrek had some sort of falling out, which would also explain why he left in the first place

      shrek would shit on death
      he jobbed to a fricking literal cat for fricks sakes
      and yes, he was obviously trying

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >jobbed
        I mean, if Puss dying to him meant entirely that he didn't value his one life, but now he does so Death literally is incapable of outright taking his life, can we really call that jobbing?
        That seems more like an act of God itself. Can't just fight fate like that.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they're in bad terms after Puss made a joke about the lynching of Ogres

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its a puss in boots movie.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek is now a family man

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not get Shrek's help?

    Mike Myers costs money?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Myers is rarely in anything anymore. I’m surprised he isn’t begging Dreamworks for more Shrek projects.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Rarely in anything? You mean like the television show he created and is currently staring in?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Mike Myers is rarely in anything anymore. I’m surprised he isn’t begging Dreamworks for more Shrek projects.

        he said he would always be open to doing Shrek anytime they needed him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Antonio Banderas doesn't?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's already had a midlife crisis in Shrek 4, I'm not sure he's any more up for confronting mortality in his old age as Puss was.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is Shrek suppose to do? He’s a fricking orge not a fricking magical creature.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was a prequel?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Howdid you even come to think that? There was a flashback of him traveling with shrek and donkey

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably because the first movie was a prequel/origin story at the beginning of his career.
        It's easy to lose track of the fact 2 skips all the way to the end of his career when he's already mega famous and facing retirement.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't watch it, but I assume it was a prequel the whole time due to this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was the first movie

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek can't beat death...no one can.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone tried watching the YouTube “reaction” videos for this movie? All the “reactors” has the same thing at the end “What? So no one gets to make a wish? Why?”

    Goddamn modern audiences really are fricking dumb.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek ain’t beating Death, the only way he could’ve helped is if Puss went to him to retire instead of Mama Luna’s. But there’s still 3 possible reasons why he didn’t. 1) he was too ashamed to admit to Shrek he was afraid of death. 2) knowing the wolf was after him, he didn’t want to endanger Shrek and his family. 3) he and Shrek had some sort of falling out, which would also explain why he left in the first place

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >All those posts about Shrek not being able to beat Death

    Puss didn't know that until he was literally in springing distance of the Star, the question is why did he retire to a shitty cat lady's house instead of seeing if he could spend more time in the much more lofty Far Far Away residences.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t really matter he didn’t know it was Death. In his mind it was still a highly skilled wolf bounty hunter that would kick Shrek’s ass. Also see

      Shrek ain’t beating Death, the only way he could’ve helped is if Puss went to him to retire instead of Mama Luna’s. But there’s still 3 possible reasons why he didn’t. 1) he was too ashamed to admit to Shrek he was afraid of death. 2) knowing the wolf was after him, he didn’t want to endanger Shrek and his family. 3) he and Shrek had some sort of falling out, which would also explain why he left in the first place

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Puss didn't know that
      uh.. yes he did? He found out at the bar where he met him. That's why spent half the movie running from him whenever he showed up. idk why you have to make something so simple into something more complicated than it actually is in order to find contrived reasons to nitpick a film
      >puss is on his last life
      >death is mad that he wasted 8 of his 9 lives being an egomaniac instead of appreciating what he had
      >death wants to kill him early
      >puss is terrified of death and spends half the film running from him
      Attempting to make things more convoluted than they actually are adds nothing significant to the story or character motivations or writing. Puss getting Shrek or Humpty or calling in more friends wouldn't solve or change anything, and a person's response to their inevitable demise isn't going to be "let me call up the gang so I can beat it up".

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Puss knew he was after him and he couldn't kill the hunter. He did not know he was death or that he was stalking Puss.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He found out at the bar where he met him.

        What level of omega-moron is this?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he abdicate the throne? He's just a reguler ogre with kids now

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dulcinea

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Mike Myers get cancelled or sothing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you call the Love Guru killing his career being cancelled, sure.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is is THAT bad?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's more that after watching the Pentaverate that's just his level of quality now.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't the Puss in Boots we see in this movie think he's the greatest fighter on the planet? He literally sings a song about how epic (literally) he is.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he's death straight up, there's nothing he could really do to save him

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >being hunted by a scary good bounty hunter
    >hide out in some place you can easily escape if he comes after you again
    >trap yourself on a boat for however long it takes to get to Far Far Away
    I know which one I'd pick

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, so you're just ignore the fact that Shrek has a family? Imagine how pissed Shrek would be.
    >Hey Shrek, mind helping me defeat the literal force of nature, Death, made physical?
    >Who the frick starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Its a good question
    It's straight up not.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is he stupid?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shrek is overpowered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >reaches into bag
      >pulls out hand with extended middle finger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      was it a magic nanny bag by chance?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >magic gun that kills clouds
      Sephiroth makes it look so hard

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's pretty obvious if you're a #1 Shrekxpert like me
    >TLW firmly establishes that since we've last seen Puss In Boots, he has developed an ego the size of a planet. Hell he wrote an entire song about how Great and how much of a fearless hero he is. He is much too stubborn and prideful to ask for help.
    >Shrek is likely too preoccupied with his own life to help out anyways. He has a family to look after, and as far as he's concerned his wife and kid's safety his #1 priority. Hell who knows he might be In a bit of an adventure of his own.
    >Then there's the fact Shrek literally lives in a place called "Far Far Away". Puss In Boots has a time crunch in this movie what with Goldi and Jack Horner after the wish and he definitely doesn't have time to travel an enormous distance just to ask for help.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watch movie
    >get answer
    >video is pointless

    Youtube being useless once again.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait when does the puss in boots movie take place before or after meeting shrek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      first one is first
      second one after the fourth movie
      Question is, will this homie actually show up for shrek 5 or was the last scene just a bait?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is Shrek 5 even happening? That movie has been in development hell for years

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If there's anything Shrek is good for, it's a one line retort.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Big Jack would've kicked Shrek's fricking ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek
      >can hit a ship with a champagne bottle so hard the entire fricking ship sinks
      >can tank fire unaffected and needs wounds like an arrow to be pointed out for him to even notice it, very dull to pain
      >no diffs puss in boots who is already very strong
      >outruns dragons
      and most importantly
      >farts are as powerful as dragon fire that can blow holes through mountains
      Death would unironically die like a b***h if he had this much trouble vs puss in boots

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason Wolverine wasn't in the last few X-Men movies: You show a fan favorite more than 3 minutes and they take over the film.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it right now Jack Horner gets a killshot on Shrek. Screenshot this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jack horner was too good a character to use again. he had his film

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He was barely in it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          leaves you wanting more, doesn't it? better too little than too much

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, not really

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              agree to disagree.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So how does Shrek Forever After work with Death? Did Death have to kill the whole Wish Realm? Did he get mad when Shrek revived

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I'm laughing at the idea of Death malding at this version of Puss taking way later to die because he just sits around all day for his 9 lives

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean Puss there technically has given up adventuring

        So how does Shrek Forever After work with Death? Did Death have to kill the whole Wish Realm? Did he get mad when Shrek revived

        No, he is angry specifically at Puss wasting his lives away while blowing off Death. He would actually be proud of Shrek's self sacrifice

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Does Rumpelstiltskin changing reality so Shrek was never born count as universal Murder Flashpoint style? Or does Shrek’s undoing count as mass genocide of the wish realm

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's no more different than your typical It's A Wonderful Life shenanigans. Death is a constant.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek would've beat his ass.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you realize that at the end they had to take a ten week journey to get back to the ever after place shrek is right?

    the impending quest was done within one week

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Death would've done the big fire circle thingy to keep Shrek away. It's not the ogre's deal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just spit on the fire like he did against that villager

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he can literally fart the fire away

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are some people so obsessed with trying to come up with "QUICK AND EASY SOLUTIONS TO THIS FICTIONAL PLOT"
    Because then the plot wouldn't happen as it's supposed to
    It's the biggest waste of time any discussion of a story could have

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm death straight up!
    >and i don't mean it-

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because the movie takes place in a very short time frame, death is constantly looking for him and far away is far away so its not safeto head there

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shrek took some pictures of him he would rather nobody see

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The better question woul be "WHY DID PUSS LEFT FAR FAR AWAY? "

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To go on adventures
      He also seems more at home on fantasy spain

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