Seems like something Bill would do, given that he's lonely and would do anything for affection. Why place it on Hank when he already wears the fake ass?
Hank fully seems like the kinda guy who would buy some homosexual modern day women's blouse style shirt, thinking it's just a take on the ol retro 80s fashion that used to be cool, before wearing it in public and realizing he looks like a gay
first he gets approached by a gay fella, but he's so innocent he's just like "sorry sir, i'm married" "ah, got it done out of state, didja?" "nope, right here in texas." "wha... wait... to a... woman?" "well of course, who else?" "oooooooh! [turns to his mates] we got him all wrong, fellas!"
then he meets another another guy who invites him for coffee, at first he's about to argue that he's not gay, but the guy quickly calls his girlfriend over, so hank feels more at ease about it and agrees. the man and woman do get surprised when he orders it black and even argues with the barista for trying to call it a "classic indian blend twist" or some shit instead of coffee. they say they wanna go "shopping" and hank agrees, saying he cold use new pants, but he only buys one pair of normal, straight jeans and when they go "oooo lets go into that store next" he goes "uh, no, i've already got my pants. well, it's been fun, you two are nice people."
finally the two admit that they've been meaning to have an... intimate evening.
"w-woah there, pal. now, i better get going then, don't let me ruin it for you two."
it takes him a while to realize theyre a poly couple scouring for obvious gays to invite to their threesome.
why is Dale so hot yet so pathetic? I wanna make him whine, I wanna hear that scrawny little man and his gay cracking voice tell me to stop as I molest him knowing well damn he doesn't actually want me to stop
What’s your deal anon?
It’s a legitimate question
That's not even a question
Seems like something Bill would do, given that he's lonely and would do anything for affection. Why place it on Hank when he already wears the fake ass?
Did he wear panties as Lenore?
How many pasta dinners had Bill eaten in his life?
no mEAL for ol BEAL
and C R E M A T O R I U M S
Bill actually did that and he was too fat to fit in the pantsu
I keep telling ya, they're called "BIKINI BRIEFS" and I bought them from the Men's Underwear aisle!
Why are they pink with lace?
Hank fully seems like the kinda guy who would buy some homosexual modern day women's blouse style shirt, thinking it's just a take on the ol retro 80s fashion that used to be cool, before wearing it in public and realizing he looks like a gay
first he gets approached by a gay fella, but he's so innocent he's just like "sorry sir, i'm married" "ah, got it done out of state, didja?" "nope, right here in texas." "wha... wait... to a... woman?" "well of course, who else?" "oooooooh! [turns to his mates] we got him all wrong, fellas!"
then he meets another another guy who invites him for coffee, at first he's about to argue that he's not gay, but the guy quickly calls his girlfriend over, so hank feels more at ease about it and agrees. the man and woman do get surprised when he orders it black and even argues with the barista for trying to call it a "classic indian blend twist" or some shit instead of coffee. they say they wanna go "shopping" and hank agrees, saying he cold use new pants, but he only buys one pair of normal, straight jeans and when they go "oooo lets go into that store next" he goes "uh, no, i've already got my pants. well, it's been fun, you two are nice people."
finally the two admit that they've been meaning to have an... intimate evening.
"w-woah there, pal. now, i better get going then, don't let me ruin it for you two."
it takes him a while to realize theyre a poly couple scouring for obvious gays to invite to their threesome.
Sup Mike
please tell me someone made a Bill/Nikocado edit
I got something from the drawthread that will suffice
Nice.
>It's a Dale gets caught with xeno porn episode
why is Dale so hot yet so pathetic? I wanna make him whine, I wanna hear that scrawny little man and his gay cracking voice tell me to stop as I molest him knowing well damn he doesn't actually want me to stop
With or without nuts?
without