>It's a Klyden ruins fricking everything again episode

>It's a Klyden ruins fricking everything again episode

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that c**t still on the show? I thought he tried to murder Bortus or something last season.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok that is funny. Bortus is a good character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i swear this gay alien shit is where i stopped watching and im gay i literally dont give a frick about gay aliens and like dont care that they have an egg and want to circumcise it or whatever i stopped watching after that ep

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The gay klingons are the most problem prone member of the galactic union, incidentally they also manufacture all the weapons for the union.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's kinda hilarious how red-pilled that is
          >the gay species is actively the most quarrelsome, fickle, prone to addiction, and prone to sexual degeneracy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They also turned their planet into a firing range for those weapons. They apparently had an ecological collapse and they decide to follow that up by shooting that ecology as hard as they can.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > They apparently had an ecological collapse and they decide to follow that up by shooting that ecology as hard as they can.

              That’s actually pretty fricking based ngl, gigachad.jpg

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                my man can eat a fricking cup and fork

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's never brought up again after that episode.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's mentioned in a couple. They did upgrades to the ship.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they threaten to stop so in face of the invasion because muh women

              it's really fricking funny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't like the gayliens

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Moclans are the ones who are against circumcision, they called out the hoomans for doing it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He looks better with the stache, don't know why everyone was giving him shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based (agreeable)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based Gordon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are the most conservative and eugenic race. They pity humans and the other races because we depend on physically, mentally, and emotionally weak females to reproduce, and thus have to stifle our society's progress and security with their inclusion.

        Their baby was born as a horribly deformed moronic female, and the humans wouldn't let them cure the child with medicine. In the end sanity prevailed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They only exist for gay jokes

      Moclans are the ones who are against circumcision, they called out the hoomans for doing it

      The only parts of the show that were even remotely funny

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will not share the sexual event with you Bortus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I resent you Klyden.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >troony is a complete psychopath
    Subtle redpill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >forces troony lifestyle on child
      >shown to be violently psychotic
      >actively ruins things for homosexuals
      shit, nobody tell twitter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This entire species is incomprehensible nonsense that doesn't make sense within its own setting or relate to real life in any meaningful way. They only exist for gay jokes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They only exist for gay jokes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Getting addicted to cigarettes subplot was amusing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They only exist for gay jokes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They only exist for gay jokes.
          I’m fine with this

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have experienced over 30 rotations around our system's star, but still not the sexual event.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wish there were more bortus scenes and that every show wasnt 50% about the stupid Black person and her stupid Black person kids that I always skip past

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Alara, bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was pure kino in the role. Series is not the same without her. The new ensign in S03 just comes across as super annoying, hope they give her some proper character development soon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cant do that. instead we need another 10 scenes about annoying Black person kids whining

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        keyalli was pretty bad in her introduction but she's a lot let obnoxious now. she's still a far cry from being a good character but she isn't actively making every scene she's in cringey anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she was so adorable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She is in that new movie game The Quarry. Sound career move

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish she'd handle my pickle.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We are getting married

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Am I invited to the wedding? I would like the salmon please.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky girl to have you anon

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Isaac can't feel bad about anything
    >supposed intelligent races that are aware Isaac alone betrayed his kind and can't feel shit about their feelings are absolutely seething
    god, i love this guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He betrayed his race because of pair of sad niglets

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no
        he betrayed his race because their goal to exterminate all biological life was illogical and founded on incomplete data

        all the biologicals teaming up and managing to put up a fight is proving him right

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was the sad niglets

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is basically Worf right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much but not as gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Worf loved a transwoman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the Moculans aren't gay. They are a single gendered species. Now the not so subtle storyline was fricking gay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, I like the show but that episode was cringe over the top gay, and is probably the only reason it was overwhelmingly hyped in season two after being panned in season one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Worf wasn't a LARPer, maybe.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Klyden is such a fricking homosexual
    Bortus deserves so much better

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    klyden is the best character on the show.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking based mocluans

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like this show even though I hate Seth MacFarlane's smug voice. The guy needs to just write or whatever then never be a character in his own shows

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So they are just going straight TNG this season? There hasn't been much comedy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop complaining. It's better this way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not complaining, just noticed it has changed tone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Braga is producing and they have a bunch of writers from TNG is what I heard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seth implied it's what he wanted to do from the beginning but couldn't get Fox to go along.
          You can still see a joke here and there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop complaining. It's better this way.

      It mostly sucks so far because the last 2 episodes were like bad TNG episodes. Also the show is staged as a comedy. Its not casted, costumed, directed, or produced in any way with the intention of playing it straight.

      With comedy you can have a story that's interesting but would normally break suspension of disbelief. It also insulates you from "boring" sci fi when you don't write well. Orville had a good balance and I don't know why they are doing this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at this wannabe critic homosexual that wakes up just to b***h like a sexless c**t about literally everything. What a fricking dork.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it sucked so far. I do think episode 1 went too hard on drama, though. Episode 2 similarly did for the first 15min but then was fine. And episode 3 was all around good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I liked episode 1. The best episodes are dramas.

          2 and 3 are action episodes and they aren't done well. I especially hate 3 because it's a nightmare episode where one inconsequential scenario happens after another and we know nothing is real and the plot isn't advancing. Then there's the inevitable explanation to the audience at the end why the show wasted your time. Why even film this shit.

          Really? That sucks

          >trips
          latchkum!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I especially hate 3
            It felt like a good, old fashioned TOS episode. Probably why I like it.
            But I see why you didn't.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This, it's just nutrek discord trannies talking shit because /trek/ hates them and the shows they shill.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Orville is homosexual central
    We know

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m kinda interested how the biological Borg and Qelly races are going to shake things up. This show is straight up TNG and I’m cool with that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I just realized that this was a Q episode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's more like a "god like beings are moronic and meant you no harm" episode. TOS and TNG had plenty of them. It's not a Q episode because Q episodes solved the problems with that episode type and ultimately replaced them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The blonde XOs arguments were atrocious bad but I think we the audience were supposed to find them convincing.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I get some people were turned off by the Bortus/Moclan arc some of the themes tackled were interesting others not so much. But it helped flesh out the the world showing that the Planetary Union have to deal with a lot of shit because of cultural differences and internal diplomacy just doesn't cut it.
    Like anons mentioned Moclan's produce the tech for the Planetary Union and because of that they kind of have set a bad precedent by kissing their ass and allowing their goofy gay shit. Then they found out about the forcing male genders stuff and we're powerless to stop it and that fricked with Bortus, the exiled women thing was stupid, but the political implications were interesting because Moclan held all the chips.
    They went overboard with some of it for comedy sake like the jerking off in the simulator but the way they used that as means to cause a disaster for the ship was interesting.
    It was a mix bag for me but overall I accepted it and enjoyed part of it.
    Frick Klyden tho he should have died or something by now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bortus is going to die this season

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's going to be Seth Macfarlane, he's moving on to do a Ted show. So if it has another season it will be with a new lead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Really? That sucks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah seth and the guy that plays Gordon are doing a Ted tv series, Seth said it was okay if they wanted to continue the show without him. That's why they brought on Braga and some TNG writers for season 3 and changed to a more serious and less comedic tone.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This dude just quits every project and then the quality goes up 300% after he leaves

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Covid prevented season 3, then yidsney bought Fox and shelved it and then put it on hulu and they did it only because it was already written and pre-production was done. Seth said season 3 is 10 mini-movies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >mini-movies
                That would be based if they announced it that way.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Damn those are my favorite two characters

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That sucks. I actually liked Ed and Gordon. At least we'll still have Isaac and Bortus.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hard to carry a show with that much time between seasons, same happened to better call saul. So they are wrapping up what they can and moving on instead of just leaving everyone hangingnl Iike what normally happens.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                🙁

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah seth and the guy that plays Gordon are doing a Ted tv series, Seth said it was okay if they wanted to continue the show without him. That's why they brought on Braga and some TNG writers for season 3 and changed to a more serious and less comedic tone.

          Few people want seth in this show but pulling him out now is unconscionable. Gordon is the only comedic relief left in a show that is intentionally not funny anymore. There's no way this gets a season 4.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't mind Seth on the show at all.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hate his politics, but he is kinda comfy playing a captain in over his head and working with what he's got. He's like the anti-Picard but still filling the same roll.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              As to why I don't like him, I can't decide how much of it is his likeness, or how is character is designed/written

              I feel like I'm watching a self-idealized version of seth mcfarlane instead of "the captain on the orville show". The character is a compassionate, reasonable, well spoken man who says funny lines sometimes. It's like there's nothing that's supposed to be a funny o, ironic or interesting take on the captain when their should be, except that his first officer is a failed marriage. But some characters like claire and talla don't have gimmicks like that, and they work well. I guess what I'm trying to say is, with unexplained reasoning, something like captain quincy taggart could have been a better fit for the show and you move the voice of reason to someone else.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Started out as self-deprecating when it was a TNG comedy rip-off, but he really just wanted to do a TOS and TNG show when networks abandoned that style of trek. He got geriatric writers from TNG and Brannon Braga to produce, because TNG was the best stage to tell stories that aren't overly dramatic and still have an optimistis of space exploration that kinda died with DS9 and VOY.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like that they actually confronted the issue of cultural differences.

      In Star Trek Betazed has some monarchy stuff going on while Vulcan seems absurdly authoritarian and the Federation's good allies the Klingons are absurdly evil and the opposite of all the Federation's values and none of it is ever dealt with. They just kinda ignore it all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right like how Krill went from this mysterious threat they knew little about but due to them stealing pages from their sacred book and a shared threat they've formed a temporary alliance.
        The Moclan gender stuff while a cultural difference but at it's core involves a living life's rights issues.
        Wanting to round up an entire group of their race and force gender reassignment is insane and the union had to question it.
        Star Trek took very utopian approach to aliens species aligned with them. Even some episodes they would rather adopt or humor different customs instead of point out they didn't agree with them. I think DS9 at the time was the only series that had Earthlings and push back at certain customs or acts. Especially the Ferengi who would have run amok if the Federation member didn't tell them no or to frick off with their bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every moclan episode was good. Diplomacy fails because the moclan perspective is logically consistent. They aren't written to be moronic, which star trek did a lot

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how's S3 so far?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 eps in and its just Ok, they keep reintroducing older concepts though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino, as always.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I find relationship dramas on tv shows annoying and frustrating, I guess, since it's easy for us to judge and come up with overtly simplistic solutions as outsiders looking in. But Bortus and Klyden's bickering is somewhat funny to watch, 'cause it's just so over the top and frank, and seems to knowingly lean into the comedic absurdities of marriage.

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